LIVE ON the Freedom of Seas
Cruise Ship!!
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MATCHES:
vs.
MASKED MAN
- - Canadian Rules - -
ONE-RP Limit
vs.
SIR
NICK MELON
- - Walk the Plank
Match! - -
3-RP Limit
vs.
- - Man Overboard
Match - -
3-RP Limit
vs.
- - High Sails Ladder
Match
vs.
- - Standard Match - -
3-RP Limit
vs.
- - Legend vs. Legend Match - -
3-RP Limit
MAIN EVENT
vs.
-- Abandon Ship Match!--
4-RP Limit
Zero Tolerance gets under
way with a huge pyro display! HARDCORE SMITTY is
sitting up on an upper deck as the ring is on the lower deck. SMITTY has a drink
in hand and sunglasses on. He smiles and the crowd cheers loudly as the show
gets on to it’s first match!
Earlier on that day…
Opening to HARDCORE SMITTY’s office you see SMITTY sitting behind his desk and
he is joined by a man wearing an expensive looking suit who has a pencil thin
beard. The two seem to be in conversation.]
HARDCORE SMITTY: SO let me get this
straight. You say you have someone for me as the cure to the ratings going
down?
MAN: Of course I do.
You can't tell me this is making you happy? You have guys headlining cards like
JUGGALO? FAMINE OF THE VILE?
HARDCORE SMITTY: Actually FAMINE
quit last month when he realized he wouldn't get a shot at the Universal Title.
Anyway, who in the hell are you? I know my secretary set this meeting up, but
she didn't give me a name.
MAN: The name's BIG
MACK! I'm the agent to the stars. And I know what the XWF needs more than
anyone. Yourself, CHRISTIAN, OUTSIDER STONE, and everyone involved knows that
you need a big name. I have that big name! But all you have to do is agree to signing him to a new contract.
HARDCORE SMITTY: A man that I have
no clue about, and you want me to sign him to a new
contract?
BIG MACK: Oh you know
this cat really well. You know him better than you think you do. Trust me when
I say you want to have the contract ready for Massacre tmorrow
night cause he will be there.
HARDCORE SMITTY: I'll have a contract
ready, but this had better be a big star. If you don't come through I will have
your ass thrown out on the street!
BIG MACK just smiles and
nods his head as he gets up from his seat and walks towards the door with just
a nod and a smirk.
vs.
MASKED MAN
- - Canadian Rules - -
The lights turn purple and
smoke fills up the ailse. "Ecstacy
of Gold" by Metallica comes on over the PA and
out comes the
No Music plays and the
MASKED MAN who attacked
1…
2…
1…
2…
MASKED MAN has kicked
out! MASKED MAN gets up slowly as
1…
2…
MASKED MAN kicks out
again!
1…
2…
3…
WINNER AND STILL CHAMPION:
The camera
begins to pan around the faces of the crowd aboard the ship to capture all of
their individual reactions to the ending of the match... when finally the
camera comes to a stop over one particular face in the crowd- a dark-haired man
with a five-o-clock shadow, alert ice-blue eyes... it's... STEVE JASON? STEVE
is in the crowd with the rest of the XWF fans, near the starboard side of the
cruise ship. He's dressed all in black- a black button-up shirt, black pants
and a somewhat bulky black combat jacket, his ice-blue eyes watching the scene
in front of him intently, as if studying the aftermath of the match in front of
him. STEVE's eyes set on ARCHANGEL in the ring, then
merely chuckles quietly and cups his hand to the stubble underneath his chin
before melting back into the crowd around him. The camera begins to pan around
again, attempting to find him among the crowd on the ship... but he is nowhere
to be found.
HARDCORE SMITTY is
sitting up on the deck with OUTSIDER STONE sipping on a vodka and orange drink
when NICK NITRO comes by.
HARDCORE: What do you want NICK? Is
everything going okay?
NICK NITRO: Everything
is going fine except.
HARDCORE: Except what?
NICK NITRO: Well look.
NITRO points over to CHERRY
who is also on the upper deck sun bathing in a hot pink bikini with big
sunglasses on. SMITTY smirks.
HARDCORE: What’s wrong with that?
NICK NITRO: She’s
distracting my men that’s what! I want her thrown off
the ship right now!
HARDCORE: Oh fine! CHERRY come over
here.
CHERRY looks over and
walks over.
HARDCORE: Those men are staring at
you. Is it bothering you?
CHERRY: No, not
really.
HARDCORE: Are you sure?
SMITTY shakes his head
yes as he speaks.
CHERRY: Well they kinda are I guess.
SMITTY gets up goes over
to the men. He grabs one and throws him off of the ship into a life boat.
SMITTY dusts his hands and pulls CHERRY’s chair over
towards his.
HARDCORE: Now they won’t bother you.
NICK NITRO: That was
my head man!
OUTSIDER STONE: I
thought I was your head man?
NICK NITRO: I’ve never
talked to you!
OUTSIDER STONE: What a
shame! Better go get your head man. Silly NITRO.
CHERRY: Thanks SMITTY.
Those guys creeped me out.
HARDCORE: Any time. Now you’ve got
the best seat in the house.
vs.
SIR
NICK MELON
- - Walk the Plank
Match! - -
The sounds of bird calling
fill the PA system, and it is soon replaced by "Animals" by Nickelback. Red and orange lights fill
the arena, and out of the back comes Christian Phoenix! He stands on the
entryway saluting the fans as they cheer for him before nodding his head and
sprinting to the ring.
The two combatants stare at each other as
a man in the center of the ring dressed in a tuxedo begins making the official
ring announcements.
Ring Announcer: Ladies and gentlemen the
following contest is a Walk The Plank Match! The first
man to throw his opponent from the plank and have them hit the water below will
be victorious. Now for the official introductions! First standing to my right
standing six feet one inches tall, he weighed in at two hundred and twenty
pounds earlier today he is CHRISTIAN
Both
The two men walk towards one another and
lock up in the center of the plank. Sir Nick Melon with his obvious size and
strength advantage sends the smaller
Christian Phoenix climbs to his feet and
walks towards Sir Nick Melon and begins to try and push the bigger man off of
the plank, but the big knight’s weight advantage is just too great. Out of
shear desperation
The smaller man gets to his feet and Melon
charges like a knight on his steed looking to land a big boot, but the former
XWF tag team champion uses his quickness to roll under the kick, jump to his
feet and drop kick Sir Nick in the back of the knee. The kick sends Melon
crashing to the ground face first.
WINNER AND STILL
CHAMPION..: CHRISTIAN
The cameras
cut to the back where the viewers begin to tune into a conversation between Amy
Vixen and XWF Cruiserweight Champion, Brad Pierce.
Brad: "Amy...you may think that by
beating that Mandy hooker that you are going to get somewhere in the XWF. But its not.
Amy looks at Brad and rolls her eyes.
Amy: Really Brad, it doesn't matter who I
beat. I still get title matches and I will win one of the titles one day. Just
like Eric and Christian have.
Brad smirks, even chuckles a bit.
Brad: "Eric? Christian? Like they really matter. Eric only held the Hart title
because he was never truly challenged, except mentally. Christian won it
because I proved I was better than him and I deserved the more prestigious
championship...my XWF Cruiserweight Championship. And speaking of those chumps,
Amy...you need to understand that by being with them, you will never be taken
seriously. You will never have your chance in the limelight. You need to get
away from those losers, and get with the real winner."
Amy: They be losers
to you, but to me they are more then that. Not to mention, why should I leave
the guy I love or leave my brother? At least I am happy even if I am not in the
limelight. Being in the limelight doesn't matter all the time.
Brad: "They are losers to me. I have
already beaten them both twice...in a row! What they were able to do, I did it
better. The only thing they did better than me was...SUCK!!! And you say the
limelight doesnt matter all the time, but be honest with yourself. You have never really tasted it.
You got a little heat by hooking up with Christian and forming the DareDevils Inc, but things quickly went sour. As for me,
things are continuing to rise. I am making an impact on a weekly basis. And
that is something you want. You can lie to me all you want, but I can see it in
your eyes. I can sense it. I know you are frustrated. To Hell with the Romeo
and Juliet crap you and Christian are doing. Your brother is an accident
waiting to happen. Its time for a change. Its time you
give into desire and your animal instincts. Stop worrying with your loved ones,
and do what is right for you."
Amy laughs.
Amy: I am just so glad you think you know what I want. You don't know me and
never will. I am happy where I'm at. I still get into the ring and I have
proved a lot. Just because I havn't done anything
doesn't matter a thing, because I am still at least here. A
lot more then others. Look at Twilight Rouge, she was in the limelight
and couldn't handle it. Where is she now, gone. Look
at the others in the limelight, they all are gone also. Being in the limelight don't mean jackshit, except you
will be gone soon enough.
Brad gets closer to her, looking into her eyes, smirks then replies.
Brad: "Amy stop
bullshitting yourself. I dont know what you want, but
I know what you need. Thats
all Im saying. I know that you are afraid to give
into what you want and what you deserve. You got to witness first hand how
dominant I can be. Killjoy got his ass kicked, and I forced you to tap out in
the middle of the ring, Amy. You can hate me all you want, but deep inside of
you, you know that I am right. So just...think about it."
Amy: There's nothing for me to think about.
You may have beat me once, but there's nothing that
says it won't happen again. I don't need to bullshit people like you do. I got
what I wanted and I do not need anything. When I do want something else, I will
get it. Till then I don't need anyone saying I am bullshitting myself.
Brad: "Stop being so damn naive!!! I have
beaten every member of the DareDevils Incorporated at
some point or another in the last two months. Just as I said I would. Amy you
are bullshitting yourself and it annoys the hell out of me, to see someone with
so much potential to just waste it away like you are doing right now. But I see
that there is no talking to you. So go ahead be a loser and stay with those
chumps Christian and Eric and see how far that gets you."
Amy: Believe me I will stay with them. I will
also show you that I will get further even by being with them. You can think I
am naive, you can think there is no use talking to me, but I do no care. Eric
and Christian at least are not as bad as you make them out to be. If I really
wanted to be a loser, I would of listened to Tony and be gone because he is.
You talk about losers and yet thats
what Tony was. Not to mention look at your own tag partner Zach Rizza. He could of jsut had more gold and yet he went and spit on it. Maybe you
should be having this talk with him.
Brad: "Zach Rizza...please. I dont
care about Zach. He is with my brother tonight. They can do whatever.
Zach can spit on championship gold, that is not my
concern. Eric and Christian are nothing more than mid card go to guys. Thats all they will ever be. Im not worried with them. I have no reason to be. Look at
my record against them. And if you didnt care about
what it is I have been saying to you, then you wouldnt
continue arguing with me. Amy, you need to get your head examined if you stay
with Eric and Christian. Like I said...just think about
it."
Brad grabs Amy's hand, kisses it, then backs away, licking his lips, as Amy
jerks her hand away in disgust, before the cameras fade to commercial.
vs.
- - Man Overboard
Match - -
"Six" by All
That Remains starts up on the PA with the fans giving quick applause. Screaming
starts, followed by a man is seen on the tron screaming
blue till his face shatters into the form of a skeleton. The arena itself grows
dark and The entrance way shutters under the explosive
force of red and white pyro that ignite loudly. The
sinister skeleton disappears followed by video clips of Pierce looking at the
camera with his hands clutched in an X formation. A dark fiqure
comes from behind the curtain and displays himself as Brad Pierce. Red and
White lights begin to flash upon him. The fans give up in screams and he makes
his way down towards the ramp, eyeing the crowd up, in specific, the punk music
lovers. A few ladies grab at him and he ignores them as he races towards the
ring. He slides in and as he does, more pyro ignite
in all four corners of the ring. He gets to his feet and begins to scream at
the crowd. He jumps on a turnbuckle and points at a fan and does his famed pose
before jumping down to stretch.
KAPTAIN KILLJOY swings in on a rope and lands
in the middle of the ring and kicks PIERCE to start off the action! PIERCE
falls back into the ropes, bounces and KILLJOY
clotheslines him! KILLJOY grabs a hold of PIERCE and suplexes
him! KILLJOY grabs the rope he swung in on and swings himself up to the top
rope and swings down with the rope again, PIERCE dodges, bounces off the ropes
and just as KILLJOY is coming back. PIERCE spears him. PIERCE grabs the rope, pulls himself up a bit
then drops off the rope with a leg drop. PIERCE throws KILLJOY out of the ring.
PIERCE smashes KILLJOY’s head into the ring post!
PIERCE hits the OUCH! PIERCE throws KILLJOY into the crowd and starts to take
him to the side of the ship! PIERCE body slams KILLJOY onto the hard wood floor
of the deck. PIERCE picks up KILLJOY! KILLJOY low blows PIERCE! KILLJOY
spinning neck breakers PIERCE! KILLJOY grabs an umbrella from a nearby bar. He
runs at PIERCE and clotheslines him with it! KILLJOY picks up PIERCE and throws
him over! PIERCE grabs onto the railing! KILLJOY starts to throw punches at
PIERCE as he is dangling over the ship. One of PIERCES hands slips and is
hanging from the ship with one hand. KILLJOY grabs the umbrella and slams it
down on PIERCE’s hand. PIERCE lets go! He’s falling,
but he grabs onto the bottom railing. KILLJOY leans over, and BRAD hits him
with a right hook knocking KILLJOY back!
BRAD lifts himself up.
BRAD springboards himself onto KILLJOY, KILLJOY spins and PIERCE executes a
nice hurricanrana! PIERCE grabs a glass of the
counter of the bar and smashes it into KILLJOY’s
face! KILLJOY is now bleeding! PIERCE grabs KILLJOY and whips him hard into the
railing around the ship! BRAD kicks KILLJOY hard in the ribs! PIERCE grabs
KILLJOY and pushes him over another railing that goes into the pool area.
PIERCE jumps the railing and grabs a lawn chair and smashes it into KILLJOY!
PIERCE then grabs the lifeguard’s torpedo and swings it at KILLJOY! KILLJOY
ducks the attack, boots BRAD and DDT’s him! KAPTAIN KILLJOY gets up onto the
lifeguard chair and pushes the lifeguard into the water!
The Crowd starts
chanting…
KAPTAIN
KAPTAIN
KAPTAIN!
KILLJOY salutes the crowd
and leaps off with a splash and lands directly on PIERCE! KILLJOY gets up. A
little child throws KILLJOY a beach ball. KILLJOY drops it, PIERCE gets up.
KILLJOY boots the ball, catching PIERCE in the face. PIERCE stumbles back. SPLOOSH!
PIERCE lands in the pool! PIERCE starts to swim to the side, but everytime he tries to get out KILLJOY dropkicks him in the
face! PIERCE starts to swim to the shallow end, but KILLJOY jumps onto his
back! KILLJOY starts to DROWN BRAD PIERCE! PIERCE grabs a sinking stick while
being on the bottom. He smacks KILLJOY and crawls out of the pool spitting out
water! PIERCE grabs KILLJOY and pulls him out of the pool. KILLJOY monkey flips
BRAD back into the pool! KILLJOY grabs a inflatable
killer whale and jumps into the water onto of BRAD trying to trap him
underneath it! BRAD swims out from underneath and escapes the pool again!
KILLJOY kicks to the side of the pool and gets out. BRAD nails him with the sherpards hook that the pool has. KILLJOY falls down hard.
BRAD jumps over the railing and leaves the pool area, KILLJOY grabs the no
running sign, runs with it, jumps onto the railing, jumps off it and nails BRAD
in the back of the head with the sign. BRAD hits the floor and skids as he is
wet!
KILLJOY grabs a giant ore
and smacked BRAD in the face with it. KILLJOY grabs BRAD. He makes a whistling
sound! What the hell is going on? There’s a pirate ship coming! The ship comes
up next to the cruise ship and many mini pirates jump onto the boat and start
attacking BRAD PIERCE as KAPTAIN KILLJOY laughs. BRAD PIERCE starts kicking
them off of him. He hits a mini pirate with The Ouch! They all monkey pile on
him but he kicks them all off. KILLJOY
charges at PIERCE as he kicks the last mini pirate off of him. KILLJOY dives,
PIERCE ducks! KILLJOY goes flying overboard onto his own ship! PIERCE gets up
on the guard railing. KILLJOY is down. PIERCE jumps on and senton
bombs from ship to ship! BAM! He lands it! BRAD gets up. KILLJOY’s
crew starts to run at PIERCE. He grabs KILLJOY. He throws him! SPLOOSH! MAN
OVERBOARD! KAPTAIN KILLJOY’s crew jumps into the
water to go save him!
WINNER AND STILL CHAMPION: BRAD
PIERCE!
We cut
backstage to the locker room, immediately discovering XWF veterans KORE and
CENTURION preparing for their upcoming main event match-up's
tonight.
KORE: Alright, man.. are you ready for this? It's go time!
CENTURION: You got that right, KORE. It's time to
put this six-year plan into action.
KORE finishes lacing up his boots, as he looks up at CENTURION..
KORE: Man, I need a drink..
CENTURION: The only beverage you're going to need
tonight is when you drink the blood of TRENT GEIN after beating him senseless!
KORE: Whoa..
KORE looks at CENTURION, as his expression turns near fearful and shocked..
KORE: That's sick, CENT.
CENTURION: We can no longer tolerate failure,
KORE.. let's go out and do
this thing!
CENTURION puts his last kneepad on as he and KORE slap hands and walk out of
the locker room..
vs.
- - High Sails Ladder
Match-
The lights go out in the arena.
A large explosion goes off in the entrance way and a mushroom cloud of smoke
billows from the explosion. As red and orange strobe lights flash ridiculously
on the aisle and the ring, "The Rising End (The First Prophecy)" by
ZAO blares on the speakers. Scott Young walks out from behind the curtains to a
chorus of boos and proceeds down the aisle.
Eric Anderson walks out to the music of
'Bad Boys Bad Boys' and walks down towards the ring. As he walks down the
ramps, pyros shoot up after he walks past each
launcher. He walks around the ring once and vaults himself over the ropes into
the ring. He walks around the inside of the ring, rolling his arms and then he
rests against the corner pole.
The bell rings and both men begin to punch
each other, fists flying like they are possessed. Scott gains the upper hand
and whips Eric into the ropes then hits him with a powerslam.
Eric gets back to his feet and charges to Scott, but Scott kicks him in the
gut, then delivers a quick powerbomb. Scott then
drops down to his knees and begins to hammer away at Eric’s face, as Eric tries
to roll away. Scott goes to lift Eric up, but Eric headbutts
him, then hits a clothesline. Eric then begins to race over to the sail and
begins to climb as Scott gets to his feet. Eric climbs as fast as he can, but
Scott is on his tail. Scott grabs Eric, but Eric kicks him in the face and
Scott drops down off of the sail. Eric gets a few inches away from the belt,
but Scott leaps and grabs Eric by the foot, pulling him down.
Scott picks Eric up, and hits a quick scoop
slam. Scott then begins to climb the sail as Eric now gets to his feet. He
shakes his head a few times, clearing out the cobwebs,
then realizes how close Scott is and begins to climb the sail. Scott looks down
and sees Eric isn’t too far away and begins to climb faster, but Eric grabs his
leg and pulls him closer to him. The two then begin to trade punches. Eric
lands a haymaker from hell and has Scott reeling. He goes for another one, but
Scott blocks it and hits his own haymaker from hell. Scott goes for another
one, but Eric blocks it, hitting another haymaker, but Scott fights back,
before grabbing Eric, and diving over him, flipping him through the air,
hitting another huge powerbomb into the boat.
Scott then once again begins to climb the
sail, and he moves up a little bit, then looks back down at Eric and sees no movement as he inches closer. He is just centimeters
away from the belt and he turns to see that Eric still isn’t moving as he
lunges forward, grabbing the Xtreme title!!!
WINNER AND NEW CHAMPION:
SCOTT YOUNG!
vs.
- - Standard Match - -
The bell rings and the
much larger RIZZA gets the advantage on the lockup.
RIZZA grabs a side headlock and twists away at ROSS. ROSS tries to elbow his
wait out, but RIZZA horse collars ROSS down. RIZZ then drops an elbow and goes
for a quick cover… ONE… TWO… T… ROSS kicks out. RIZZA lifts up ROSS and whips
him into the corner. ZACH follows up with a charging elbow and Snapmares ROSS over. RIZZA hits a big soccer style kick to
the back of ROSS. RIZZA grabs a Rear Chin lock and tries to squeeze the air out
of the TV champ. ROSS eventually gets to the ropes to break the hold and RIZZ
releases. RIZZ hits a clubbing forearm to the back and then drops an elbow to
the shoulders of ROSS. RIZZA picks up ROSS for a German Suplex,
but ROSS mule kicks RIZZA between the legs. RIZZA is hurting and ROSS hits a
Bulldog from behind. Cover… ONE… TWO… T… RIZZ kicks out. ROSS gets on top and
starts nailing ZACH with Fury Punches. ROSS gets up after the ref pulls him off
of RIZZ, but ROSS hits a Double Stomp to the gut. Cover… ONE… TWO… TH… RIZZA
kicks out. ROSS climbs on and locks on a Camel Clutch to try to wear down the
larger RIZZA. RIZZA crawls to the ropes and gets his arm onto the ropes. ROSS
won’t let go of the hold. The ref starts a five count. ONE…TWO… THREE…FOUR…
ROSS lets go, but drops his seat onto the back and neck of RIZZA. ROSS starts
choking RIZZA and the ref starts another five count.
ONE… TWO… THREE… FOUR… ROSS backs off and puts the boots to RIZZA. ROSS tries
to whip RIZZA, but ZACH is too big. ROSS kicks RIZZA in the ribs and hits a DDT on ZACH. Cover…. ONE… TWO… THR… RIZZA rolls the
shoulder. ROSS slaps on a head scissors and RIZZA starts to fade. RIZZA’s arm starts to come down and the ref checks it the
first time. The arm comes down for a count of ONE. The ref checks again and it
falls for a count of TWO. The ref checks the arm, but it doesn’t fall. RIZZA
hangs on and starts to rise. RIZZA gets to his feet and elbows his way out of
trouble. RIZZA tries to bounce off of the ropes, but ROSS hits Rolling Kick to
the face. Cover… ONE… TWO… THRE… RIZZA barely kicks out. ROSS yells at the ref
and questions his count. ROSS gets in the ref’s face and that allows RIZZA to
get a School Boy. ONE… TWO… THR… Both men get up and ROSS goes for a Reverse Impaler DDT, but RIZZA catches him and hits a Power Slam.
Cover… ONE… TWO… THR… ROSS kicks out. ROSS leaps for a Huricanrana,
but RIZZA catches him and Powerbombs him with a
Ticket to Hell. Cover… ONE… TWO… THRE… ROSS kicks out again!!! RIZZ is in
complete shock. RIZZA goes up top and hits Old School. ROSS is wobbly and RIZZA
signals for the Rizzaliner. RIZZA bounces off the
ropes and hits the vilest Rizzaliners of all time. It
nearly takes ROSS’ head off. Cover… ONE… TWO… THREE!!! RIZZA is TV Champion
again.
WINNER AND NEW CHAMPION:
ZACH RIZZA!
JEREMIAH ROSS is trying to
stand up in the ring after an hellacious battle, ZERO by Smashing Pumpkins
plays through the P.A System as the referee hands RIZZA his TV Championship
belt which he raises over his head. The fans give a mixed reception to the T.V
Champion who jumps up on the turnbuckle and shows of the championship to the
fans. Meanwhile ROSS slowly makes his way to his feet via the ring ropes; he
gets up and applauds the winner JEREMIAH ROSS with some claps. ROSS gets down
off the ropes and turns around to find RIZZA extending his hand to shake hands
with him. The crowd’s noise slowly dims as we see both men staring hole’s
through each other. JEREMIAH takes a look down at his gold then laughs at ZACH
RIZZA.
ROSS Starts to Trash Talk in the face of
RIZZA as the crowed erupt with noise as a man dressed in all black trousers
with a baseball cap slides into the ring steel chair in hand and…..
SMASH!!!!!
He Cracks the Steel Chair over the back of
ZACH RIZZA’S Head who falls to the canvas immediately, the fans look on in shock
as does JEREMIAH ROSS who slowly back himself towards the ring ropes and climbs
out. The Man lifts up ZACH RIZZA and slaps him across the face insultingly
before laying the steel chair out on the mat and lifting RIZZA up into the air,
then plummeting him back down headfirst onto the
chair. Blood begins to flow from RIZZA’S Head as the man takes of the baseball
cap and throws it to the crowed who boo.
THAT’S DAVID WILLIAMS!!!!
ACW’S OWN!!
JEREMIAH ROSS climbs back in to the ring
with a huge grin on his face as he laughs and shakes hands with DAVID WILLIAMS.
The Two look down at the fallen ZACH RIZZA as JEREMIAH ROSS and WILLIAMS Shake
Hands once more whilst EMT’s rush to the aid of ZACH
RIZZA…..
vs.
- - Legend vs. Legend Match - -
The ring is ready for the
two legends to make their entrances but out of nowhere “King Kill 33” Blares over
the PA’s and The Outsider Stone comes out of nowhere holding a mic. Stone waves to all his fans and takes a few bows.
OUTSIDER STONE: YOU’RE
ALL FIRED!!!!! Oh sorry, I’m still abit excited from
all the firing Smitty and I did on Thursday. Oh what
fun! Well I guess you’re all wondering why I’m out here well quite frankly when
I saw this match on the card and realized it was only going to be a normal
match I nearly broke into tears… Ok, ok I did cry but out of
pain for the dear, dear legends that had to go through this normal match.
So I called the best carpenters, plumbers, electricians, doctors,
gynecologists, pediatricians, clowns, scientists, strippers, bar tenders………
Machinists, welders, physiologists, nurses and the freaking POPE himself and
got them all together to make some sort of storm with their brains… I shall
call it a Brain Storm and well….. This is what they came up with… BRING IT IN
BOYS!!!!!
Four huge helicopters comes flying over
head with a huge Cage hanging from underneath the copters. The cage has four
huge air bags underneath it to keep it a float. The copters drop the cage into
the water as it bobs up and down in the water. From one of the copters a ref is
lowered down into the middle of the ring.
OUTSIDER STONE: I shall
call it…… CAGE MATCH ON THE WATER…. HELD UP BY AIR BAGS! This is truly a match
for legends…… Now let’s get on with the match! Oh ya,
bring out my chair!
Stage hands bring STONE out a huge life
guard chair so he can sit in and watch the match. “ENTER
SANDMAN” Blast over the PA”S as KORE comes out and goes right to the edge of
the ship looking out to the cage. KORE stops and looks over to STONE
with a face that says “What in the fuck are you thinking”.
OUTSIDER STONE: What
are you waiting for?
KORE: How in the hell do
I get out there?
OUTSIDER STONE: Hey, I
made the cage…. You get out there or you lose!
KORE: LOSE? TRENT GEIN
hasn’t even come out.
STONE starts to laugh as he points out to
the water. KORE goes over the edge and sees
OUTSIDER STONE: WHAT?
KORE: This isn’t fair!
OUTSIDER STONE: REF!!!! Start the ten count!
KORE: Screw you!
REF: ONE!
OUTSIDER STONE: HE’s at one KORE!
KORE: I don’t care what
he’s at!
OUTSIDER STONE: Oh
really…. Ref count faster!
REF: TWO…THREE..FOUR!!
OUTSIDER STONE: You
know what comes after four KORE!
KORE: Screw this!
KORE turns around grabs and blasts off for
the edge of the ship. He jumps up onto the railing, dives off into the water
and swims to the giant floating cage. KORE pulls himself up into the cage and
STONE signals for the bell.
OUTSIDER STONE: Holy
shit I can see the oil from KORE’S hair in the water! There’s enough in there
to fill my truck!
KORE goes to wipe some of the water off
him as
OUTSIDER STONE: WAIT WAIT!!!!!! I think I’m gonna
allow this! On second thought bring it in boys!
A speed boat comes from the other side of
the cruise ship and stops on the side of one of the air bags. Two men drag a
crate into the ring and spill it in the corner across from where TRENT and KORE
are. Chairs, hammers, axes, cans and other cool junk fall out
of the big crate. KORE and TRENT just look at each other. KORE gets a
good smirk on his face and blasts off for a chair as
OUTSIDER STONE: This
could get good real quick! I hope they both die! I haven’t seen that for
awhile!
The ref looks back and forward at the two
men knowing what could happen if that axe hits the air tanks just right. The
two men charge at each other as the ref drops to his knees taking cover.
OUTSIDER STONE: Screw
this……. It’s not over yet!
OUTSIDER STONE goes under his chair and
pulls out a spear gun. STONE aims and shoots! The spear lands right in one of
the air bags. A huge explosion happens as the cage tips one way and all three
in the ring roll to one side. KORE is the first to get up and start swearing up
to STONE, but STONE can’t make out what he’s saying…..
STONE reloads his spear gun as KORE, TRENT
and the ref all waves their arms “no”. STONE shots and hits the next air bag,
another large explosion and one side of the cage starts to submerge into the
water. The ref slips and slides right out the door into the water. TRENT and
KORE hold onto the rope but KORE starts to punch at
OUTSIDER STONE: OH MY
GOD! Their all going to get electrocuted! LIFE GUARD ON DUTY!!!!!
STONE jumps from his life guard chair
right down into the water. Mean while
OUTSIDER STONE: This is
just way to dangerous for LEGENDS to be using!
STONE pulls it out of the
CAGE and tosses it straight up and out of the ring flying right over the heads
of KORE and TRENT who are both at the top of the cage holding each other back
from leaving the cage. KORE and TRENT watch the axe fly over head and outside
the ring. The Axe bounces once….. twice…… three times
on the third air bag as they both gasp.
The axe lies still as KORE slams
WINNER: KORE!
MAIN EVENT
vs.
-- Abandon Ship Match!--
Everybody is taken off
the ship the only 2 people left are JUGGALO and CENTURION. The ship gets a huge
gash cut in the side of the ship and water starts filling the ship! CENTURION and
JUGGALO are being filmed by hidden cameras all over the ship. JUGGALO and
CENTURION are in the basement of the ship as water pours in. The water is
almost knee deep all ready. CENTURION wastes no time
by grabbing a lead pipe lying around on the floor. JUGGALO quickly tries to
exit the room to try and get to the surface to signal to the helicopter.
CENTURION chases after him and hits him in the back of the knee as he climbs up
some steps. CENTURION then clubs him in the back with the pipe. CENTURION drops
the pipe and back body drops JUGGALO back down to the floor and they hit with a
big splash! JUGGALO grabs a floating
piece of wood as he stands up. CENTURION dropkicks JUGGALO. JUGGALO moves out
of the way and slams the wood down on to CENTURION. JUGGALO grabs CENTURION and
slams his head into piping on the ship! JUGGALO walks up the steps and out into
another room as CENTURION slowly gets up and then follows. CENTURION turns the
corner only to get hit by a pool cue! They are in the bar area now! CENTURION
falls back into the wall. JUGGALO takes a step back and charges at him!
BOOM!
JUGGALO spears CENTURION
through the wall into a guest room. JUGGALO staggers to his feet. He grabs the
television in the room. CENTURION low blows JUGGALO, grabs the TV and slams it
over his head! CENTURION throws JUGGALO back through the hole they made into
the wall. CENTURION puts JUGGALO up onto a pool table. CENTURION gets into the
bar stool and leaps off, splashing on JUGGALO. The pool table legs give out and
pool balls go all over the place. CENTURION grabs the eight ball. JUGGALO
starts crawling away. He grabs the 1 ball. CENTURION charges at JUGGALO.
JUGGALO twists his body and throws the ball catching CENTURION in the face!
CENTURION falls down hard. JUGGALO looks around the room. He is about to grab a
glass but the
ship dives down a few feet and makes a few grumbling noises as more water fills
the ship. The ship tosses and turns. JUGGALO holds onto something as CENTURION
is getting hit by things sliding across the room.
The ship settles for a
moment. CENTURION gets up. JUGGALO grabs him and throws him through the glass
window! These guys are out on the deck now! JUGGALO walks through the wreckage.
He looks up and sees the helicopter patiently waiting at the highest point of
the ship, but of course it’s in the air with a rope ladder dangling around.
This gives CENTURION enough time to grab a floating donut and nail JUGGALO with
it. JUGGALO falls back and bumps into the hot tub. CENTURION clotheslines
JUGGALO into it. CENTURION slams the lid of the hot tub down on JUGGALO.
CENTURION grabs a wooden crate and puts it on top trying to weigh down the top.
JUGGALO forces his way out. JUGGALO gasps for air as CENTURION climbs a ladder
to get to the second deck. JUGGALO goes to do the same but CENTURION jumps off
the second deck and dropkicks JUGGALO and almost sends him overboard! Both men
are down!
CENTURION starts moving
first. CENTURION starts to climb the ladder again. The ship makes some grinding
noises and water is now starting to come onto the deck floor, brushing up
against JUGGALO. JUGGALO climbs the ladder quickly as CENTURION is making his
way through the second floor to get to the next ladder that will take him to
the highest point. JUGGALO catches up to CENTURION in the on ship diner!
CENTURION nails JUGGALO with a hot plate. CENTURION then throws JUGGALO through
a wooden door right into the kitchen of the ship. CENTURION turns on the grill.
JUGGALO stands CENTURION goes to suplex JUGGALO onto
the hot grill. JUGGALO reverses and spine busters CENTURION onto it! SIZZZZZZ!
CENTURION rolls off of the grill.
JUGGALO grabs a cookie sheet and hits CENTURION!
JUGGALO starts to leave
the room, more waves bang into the boat filling it up with more water! JUGGALO
gets out and climbs the third ladder and is right underneath the rope ladder.
WHOA! CENTURION is right behind him. JUGGALO jumps up and starts to climb the
rope ladder up to the helicopter. CENTURION jumps up and starts to climb too as
a huge wave comes by sweeping the ship under water just as CENTURION’s
foot leaves the deck. CENTURION reaches through and grabs JUGGALO’s
foot. CENTURION and JUGGALO struggle to climb to the top! Both are inching
closer and closer while trading shots along the way. CENTURION touches the helicopter first. JUGGALO gives him a shot in the gut. JUGGALO
gets his hand onto the helicopter. SNAP! The Rope Ladder breaks! Both men fall,
but CENTURION grabs onto the Helicopter landing gear and JUGGALO has CENTURION’s boot! Both men are dangling high above the
water struggling to hold on. CENTURION pulls himself up, but can’t with the
extra weight of JUGGALO. CENTURION is now half in half out of the helicopter.
His hand is inches away from the title. JUGGALO starts to climb up CENTURIONS
back pulling him further away from the title. CENTURION kicks JUGGALO in the
face! JUGGALO slides down. CENTURION kicks him in the face again! JUGGALO falls
but grabs onto the copters landing gear. CENTURION grabs the belt!!!
WINNER AND NEW XWF WORLD CHAMPION:
CENTURION!
CENTURION has won it! CENTURION looks over and
sees JUGGALO hanging there. CENTURION
reaches down to grab JUGGALO’s extended hand. What is
this? Another helicopter. It looks like a military
helicopter. BOOM! The other helicopter shoots a missile and BLOW UPS the XWF
helicopter! The helicopter bursts into flames and crashes into the ocean as
ZERO TOLERANCE comes to an end! Who was in the other helicopter?