The show opens with the opening match participants coming out to the ring.. But it looks like only half of them are out here? What’s going on?
BOSTONGOD, MATT SHARP, BRIAN LANCE and JARED ROBBINS each stand across from one another ready to duke it out for a shot at the hart title at Leap of Faith. Without warning, ROBBINS charges across the ring tackling MATT SHARP into the corner. ROBBINS begins to drive his shoulder hard into SHARP’S gut. BG and BRIAN LANCE are battling it out on the mat now. Neither man can get the upper hand on the other man. ROBBINS and SHARP are out of the corner now into the ropes with a stiff lock-up. SHARP puts a knee sharply into ROBBINS mid-section and picks him up laying him on the ropes. ROBBINS fires away at SHARP with his elbow, but SHARP continues to try to throw JARED ROBBINS over the top rope. BOSTONGOD has BRIAN LANCE on the top rope. BRIAN LANCE fires away at him with hard right hands knocking BOSTONGOD to the apron! BRIAN LANCE fires right hands into the top of BOSTONGOD’S head, but BG pulls back LANCE loses his balance. BOSTON grabs him by the throat and chokeslams him to the floor!
BRIAN LANCE IS OUT OF THE RUMBLE!
MATT SHARP gets off of the apron and charges BOSTONGOD, GOD jumps over the top rope catching SHARP with a kick to his face. ROBBINS rolls back in the ring and sits in the corner watching SHARP and GOD exchange punches with one another. MATT SHARP kicks BOSTONGOD in the mid-section before attempting to fling him out of the ring. GOD ducks down low sending MATT SHARP onto the top rope. BOSTONGOD gets underneath him, but SHARP attempts to fight his way down. Immediately ROBBINS gets up and grabs BOSTONGOD’S legs. MATT SHARP falls to the floor over the top rope. BOSTONGOD holds on to the apron as JARED ROBBINS backs up to a corner with a big smile on his face.
BOSTONGOD and JARED ROBBINS inch closer to one another, not wanting to make a mistake. JARED fakes down for BOSTON’S leg. BG buys the fake and JARED comes in with an overhead punch reeling BOSTONGOD. ROBBINS swings again, but BG ducks low and grabs JARED ROBBINS in a single leg takedown. BOSTONGOD gets on top of him drilling him with left hands. JARED ROBBINS gets his foot underneath and kicks BG hard in the nose. BOSTONGOD backs against the ropes. JARED ROBBINS charges at him. BG leapfrogs him. JARED bounces off of the ropes again. JARED stops in his tracks turning around as BOSTONGOD comes down. JARED catches him in a full nelson and delivers a tiger suplex! The crowd screams as JARED ROBBINS stands up and leans forward setting up BOSTONGOD for a death valley driver BOSTONGOD gets up. JARED charges in, BOSTONGOD isn’t quick enough as JARED lifts him high over his shoulders. JARED screams to the heavens as he hurls BOSTONGOD over the top rope in a modified death valley driver!
WINNER: JARED ROBBINS
With a burst of light and an eruption of music, O'BRADY, Former XWF Star, appears on the ramp. He slowly makes his way down the ramp, playing air guitar to his new entrance song; “Through The Fire And Flames” by Dragonforce. With ease, O'BRADY slides back into the ring, almost as if he had never left for a year. With mic in hand he approaches ROBBINS and reaches out for a handshake.
O’ BRADY: Well lad, I bet you're pretty excited about your win, eh?
He pats ROBBINS on the back, showing his appreciation for such a fine display of showmanship.
O’ BRADY: I would gladly tell ya about how your congratulations are in order...but there's just one small problem.
A dramatic pause ensues as O'BRADY takes a second to take in the sight of the ring and the fans again.
O’ BRADY: Ya see boy-o.. The only reason you're standin' here tonight, wearin' that little smile of yours.. Is because I helped you win.
A series of "What The Hell's" and "Oh My God's" can be heard through the entire crowd at this boast.
O’ BRADY: Oh come on now everyone.. Do ya think the fact that JIMMY DARREL, HAWAIIAN HARDHEAD, SEAN MASON, AND MASTERMIND didn't show up for this event? Haha, no no... See, I took care of each of them one by one to make sure they weren't here. The reason for this is...You see ladies and gentlemen... When I left his superb federation exactly one year ago.. I was a contender for The Hart Title...and now that I'm back, I'm not going to waste my time getting back up to that point. That's right JARED.. You'll be facing The Irish Hammer at Leap Of Faith!
O'BRADY bellows out a laugh as he starts to exit the ring.
O’ BRADY: Hope that doesn't get your panties in a bunch.
And with those words, O'BRADY heads back up the ramp, tossing his mic off into the audience...
The crowd gets mad wild as the cameras pick up their two favorite superstars of ALL-TIME standing in front of a slot machine. Yes, that can only mean a BLOOD HOUND SIGHTING! T-MONEY and KID MONEY is shaking coins in their hands as if they are ready to roll dice, but in fact they are trying to get the three lucky sevens on the slot machine.
T MONEY: I'm going first, I have priority because I have more money than you. Besides, you shouldn't be gambling, you're just a Kid.
KID MONEY: You're a damn lie, I'm the one who said we should come to this machine, besides "K" comes before "T in the alphabet.
T MONEY: Man, so you know your ABC's, do you really wanna know what I think of you? I don't give a damn. I'm already here.
T starts to put his coin in but KID bumps him and he almost falls over a stool. T looks pissed but not enough to kill his dog or anything, just enough to give KID that evil glare.
T MONEY: Come on, Speedy Gonzalez pumped up on steroids, stop pushin me...I don't like people pushin me, I'm close to the edge!
KID MONEY: PAPA NEED A NEW PAIR OF SHOES!
T MONEY: ...Yeah, and you're gonna get them with a bunch of coins. What a loser.
KID MONEY: T, with no due respect, shut the f*** up! I'm trying to hustle this machine in a get rich quick scheme.
T MONEY: YOU ALREADY RICH, MEXI-NEGRO!
KID MONEY puts a coin in and we see a "7", "7", "Cherry" and KID looks highly upset as he kicks the machine, the machine says something.
SLOT MACHINE: Stop that!
T and KID jump back surprised at the evolvement of technology now days.
T MONEY: Did he just say somethin about my mama?!
KID MONEY: UH OH! You gonna make T take his earrings off!
T MONEY: Yeah...wait, no! Just play.
KID places another coin in and pulls the lever, "Cherry", "Cherry" "7". At this point, Kid's eyes turn bloodshot red, and the intensity rises.
KID MONEY: SEVEN, SEVEN, CHERRY! CHERRY, CHERRY, SEVEN! I'M SO CLOSE! STOP PLAYING THESE GAMES! I'M SO CLOSE!
T MONEY gives one of those fake smiles but looks around nervously to make sure nobody is seeing this breakdown.
T MONEY: Kid, calm down man, you only played twice. It's just a game dawg, you not gettin enough p***y in the married life? Chill the f*** out!
Just as T says this, a beautiful blonde gray girl walks past and bites her bottom lip staring a whole through T. KID even has to check her out in her skimpy little dress. T blows her a kiss.
T MONEY: Girl, if I f***ed with gray girls like that, I'd make you my Vitamin D.
KID MONEY: LEAVE BRITNEY SPEARS ALONE AND PUT YOUR COIN IN!
T MONEY: Damn, you way too tense, loosen up before I call Tomoko's doctors for you.
T cracks his knuckles and pulls out a can of Bud Ice, and like he was Stone Cold, he turns it upside down and gets his drink on because obviously he has to be drunk to pull the lever...for some reason. KID is starting to get annoyed. T finishes and tosses the can, pulls out a coin, places it in and T gets "7", "7", "7" and WE HAVE A WINNER! T jumps up and down and hits a backflip like he was Steve-O from jackass, not that jackass STEVO from XWF. An irate KID MONEY slams his fist into the machine and before T's money can have a chance to come out, ALL the coins in the machine pour out onto the floor, causing a mad dash of people jetting and diving on the ground to grab their coins. T looks shocked, KID looks happy. T looks over to KID.
T MONEY: You can't stand to see me happy can you?
KID MONEY: I just think we need to give back.
As people are picking up coins, we see a figure flip over the slot machine, the shadow casting over the people and as if it was in slow motion we see PSYKO STEVO hit the ground. He judo chops some tranny in the throat exploding their adams apple, roundhouses an old lady with a bad hip and bodyslams a pig. Yeah, it's that wild. STEVO then dives into the pile of money, T and KID just look at STEVO as if he's gone completely crazy.
KID MONEY: You actin like you're not rich...
PSYKO STEVO: You can never have enough money though!
T MONEY: You can never get enough of T Money! THE BLOODHOUNDS have broke banks, we've broke casinos and tonight we breakin some T-U-D necks!
T and KID laugh and point at a looney STEVO as they walk away. STEVO stands up, pockets protruding out, shirt stuffed, money falling out of his pants legs. He throws his arms up in the air.
PSYKO STEVO: WHAT?!
Back to the action.
JEREMIAH ROSS and ERIC ANDERSON stand in the middle of the ring ready to get it on. ERIC ANDERSON extends his hand out for a sign of sportsmanship. ROSS comes in to shake his hand, but ERIC pulls him forward connecting with a kick to the mid-section followed by a front face lock takedown. ERIC holds him down to the canvas yelling insults at him. ERIC gets up only to kick JEREMIAH ROSS hard in the face dazing him. ERIC ANDERSON bounces off of the ropes and comes back with a low dropkick to JEREMIAH’S chest knocking the wind out of his cells. ERIC ANDERSON pulls him up and throws him into the corner with force. ANDERSON bounces off the ropes and comes back with a spear to JEREMIAH ROSS that doubles him over in the corner. ANDERSON lifts JEREMIAH ROSS back up into a tree of woe position before kicking him hard in the chest again. ROSS gasps for breathe as ERIC ANDERSON ties him up in the ropes even more this time getting another running head start. ERIC jumps up in the air and delivers a running dropkick to JEREMIAH ROSS’S knees. ROSS screams in pain as ERIC puts his foot down on JEREMIAH’S chin pushing his head back. The referee pulls ERIC ANDERSON off of him. The referee helps JEREMIAH down, but an enraged ERIC ANDERSON charges in again with a double leg takedown. Instead of taking him down ANDERSON swings him around and slams him down hard on the canvas. ERIC ANDERSON stands up and climbs the top rope jumping off with a double knee drop. ERIC stands up once again rage in his he calls for his finisher ERIC ANDERSON smiles deviously down at JEREMIAH ROSS before grabbing him and tying ROSS’S hands in the ropes and backing up. ANDERSON runs in and drives his knee into ROSS’S posterior. ROSS’ head bangs hard off the pole as ERIC ANDERSON rolls him up for the academic ONE…TWO…THREE!
WINNER: ERIC ANDERSON
MAXIMUS starts the show off right with a hard punch to SANDERS and floors him, JR BLAKE gets in at MAXIMUS, but loses the match up quick with a hard elbow to his nose, MAXIMUS is here to retain. MAXIMUS moves in on JR BLAKE and stomps his chest over and over. JR BLAKE catches T's foot finally and pulls it from under him, SANDERS diving in for a spear and taking MAXIMUS to the mat. The ref drops for the count prematurely, and MAXIMUS shoves him off and gets to his feet, but JR BLAKE with a hard body press leaping onto the champ and bouncing off. SANDERS pulls JR BLAKE off and starts working no his shoulder, stomping at him hard at the left joint. JR BLAKE takes a hard shot to the shoulder and rolls over in pain, his teeth gritting, eyes clinched. SANDERS runs and hits the ropes and bounces back. He leaps in the air, but MAXIMUS comes from the side hits a forearm to SANDERS, dropping him to the ground and covering. ONE! Kickout by SANDERS and JR BLAKE comes in, kicking MAXIMUS off and pouncing on him, laying in fist after fist. The ref breaks it up and JR BLAKE shoves the ref out of the ring and pounces onto MAXIMUS again, but SANDERS drop kicks JR BLAKE off MAXIMUS and lands on MAXIMUS himself, but no ref to make a count. MAXIMUS shoves him off and out of the ring, MAXIMUS to his feet and show boating to the Canadian crowd getting a hype of a response, but not for just him. SANDERS and JR BLAKE are beating each other senseless outside the ring, SANDERS being taken down by stiff-arm and onto the mat. JR BLAKE sets up a table, but MAXIMUS with a highflying elbow out of the ring into JR BLAKE and over the railing. SANDERS gets slowly to his feet shaking off the hit, but MAXIMUS gets back at SANDERS and lands a clothesline. SANDERS comes back up, and MAXIMUS comes back at him, but SANDERS trips him and makes for an ankle lock, but JR BLAKE reaches over the railing and pulls SANDERS up and tosses him back down. JR BLAKE steps over the railing, but MAXIMUS grabs his foot and shoots a hard punch into his knee, and JR BLAKE buckles under the strain. MAXIMUS gets up stomps on the knee of JR BLAKE, but SANDERS comes in and kicks MAXIMUS off him. MAXIMUS low blows SANDERS and throws him into the ring, and lifts JR BLAKE to his feet, but JR BLAKE with a hook to T, knocking him back and off balance. JR BLAKE makes for a chin breaker, but MAXIMUS sneaks out and knees JR BLAKE into the railing and tosses him in the ring. SANDERS is right there waiting to drop on JR BLAKE with a quick pin out of nowhere and he hooks the tights!!! ..1 ...2 ...THREE!!!
WINNER: STEVE SANDERS
JARED ROBBINS
MATT SHARP
JIMMY DARRELL
HAWAIIAN HARDHEAD
BRIAN LANCE
MASTERMIND
SEAN MASON
BOSTONGOD
- - Battle Royal - -
JARED ROBBINS: 10 POINTS
JARED ROBBINS: 10 POINTS
ERIC ANDERSON
vs.
JEREMIAH ROSS
- - Standard Match - -
ERIC ANDERSON: 20 POINTS
MAXIMUS
vs.
JR BLAKE
vs.
STEVE SANDERS
- - Pin To Win - -
STEVE SANDERS: 50 POINTS