The camera in the back opens the show, following a long stretch limo pulling up to the arena..
After a few moments, the limo stops and the back door opens..
Out from the limo steps a very classy and proper DYNAMIC DYNAMITE! He’s here!
The crowd in the arena erupts as DYNAMITE straightens himself out and heads inside without a word.
In the back the camera picks up the X-TREME CHAMPION KILLJOY looking over his shoulder time and time again, watching out for ZACH RIZZA to pop out. KILLJOY enters the restroom area and, first, looks underneath each stall before washing his hands. KILLJOY turns the water off after washing thoroughly and begins to walk out. KILLJOY stops.
KILLJOY: I knew I shouldn’t have had seconds of that three bean casserole!
KILLJOY comes back near the stalls and swings open the second stall door.
THUD!
The door swings shut and you can see a pair of legs slide down the toilet.
KILLJOY: Oops, sorry mister. Didn’t know you were in there.
As KILLJOY leaves the scene, the door slowly squeaks open and ZACH RIZZA is laying there, leaning against the toilet, knocked loopy by the door.
HAWAIIAN HARDHEAD and RYOU are seen in the ring for their match. The bell dings and out of nowhere, HARDHEAD hits a clothesline and RYOU falls to the apron. HARDHEAD stands over him taunting for what he did. HARDHEAD then picks RYOU up and throws him into the turnbuckle. HARDHEAD then goes to the other one, and runs towards RYOU, but he drop toe holds HARDHEAD head first into the turnbuckle. RYOU steps back and sits on the ground. HARDHEAD stands up and RYOU does a dropkick to HARDHEAD’s knee as he falls to it. RYOU then runs to the ropes and comes back at HARDHEAD and hits devastating neckbreaker. RYOU then heads up top and taunts. He then jumps off with an elbow drop, but HARDHEAD moves and RYOU’s elbow crashes to the campus, with RYOU holding it. HARDHEAD is on his knees, as RYOU runs at him. HARDHEAD retaliates with a Triple E Spinebuster, slamming RYOU into the canvas. HARDHEAD then gets some guts and climbs up top as well. RYOU is on his feet and HARDHEAD jumps from the turnbuckle, but out of nowhere, RYOU hits a Crescent Kick mid-air. RYOU then puts HARDHEAD’s head on RYOU’s knee, and starts to apply the Chicken Wing. RYOU isn’t letting go. The ref asks HARDHEAD if he gives up, but he simply yells no. HARDHEAD starts to get up, and to power out of the hold, but RYOU does a backbreaker to his knee, reapplying the hold. The ref asks again, but HARDHEAD spits in the ref’s face, then planting his fingers to RYOU’s eyes, forcing RYOU to let go. HARDHEAD stands up as well as RYOU. The ref tells HARDHEAD to stop as RYOU runs at him, with HARDHEAD nailing a devastating big boot. HARDHEAD then picks him up and plants him against the ropes. HARDHEAD then clotheslines RYOU over the top. HARDHEAD then steps onto the apron with RYOU on his knees, as HARDHEAD hits an elbow to RYOU’s head, jumping off the apron. HARDHEAD picks RYOU up and Irish Whips him to the stairs, RYOU crashing over them. HARDHEAD rolls into the ring, breaking up the ten count. RYOU on the other hand, icon his knees. HARDHEAD walks over to him and grabs his air, pulling him up to the apron, but RYOU being faster, jumps down, jamming HARDHEAD’s neck into the rope. RYOU rolls back into the ring and runs at HARDHEAD, repeatedly ramming his forearms, punches, and elbows to HARDHEAD, with him slowly falling to his knees. The ref forces RYOU to get off. HARDHEAD then throws the ref into RYOU, with him ducking the ref and the ref tripping over RYOU. RYOU gets up, and stares at the ref, helping him up in the corner. On the opposite corner, HARDHEAD is setting up for the spear. RYOU turns around as HARDHEAD runs at RYOU, but with him jumping over HARDHEAD and the spear hitting the ref. While in the air, RYOU dives down and rolls up HARDHEAD, but the ref is down so RYOU lets go. RYOU paces around the ring, until HARDHEAD gets up, where RYOU does a dropkick to HARDHEAD’s gut, making him duck. RYOU takes this chance and hits a Dark Magic Attack to RYOU. RYOU walks over to the ref to wake him up, but he doesn’t know that HARDHEAD is slowly getting up behind him. RYOU turns around when the refs healed, as HARDHEAD goes for a clothesline, but RYOU again ducks and HARDHEAD again hits the ref, this time with a clothesline. RYOU runs at HARDHEAD again, but this time HARDHEAD hits a spear. He goes for the pin, but the ref’s out. HARDHEAD then rolls out of the ring and grabs a chair. He rolls back into the ring, waiting for RYOU to get up. In the corner, the ref’s back is turned, but he’s getting up.
Suddenly, from the back, a hooded figure comes down to the ring with a steel rod in his hand! What’s going on?
RYOU is starting to come to against the ropes, but the figure CLOBBERS him with the steel pipe!
CLANG!
RYOU is FLATTENED! He drops to the canvas like a rag doll, and HARDHEAD, confused by the turn of events, just picks up the lifeless RYOU and finishes him with a Jackhammer for good measure! He pins! 1.. 2.. THREE! It’s over! HARDHEAD WINS!
WINNER:
vs.
- - 100 Point Gamble Match - -
vs.
- - Golden Ticket Ladder Match - -
vs.
- - Canadian Rules - -
vs.
- - Standard Match - -
vs.
- - "Catch Me If You Can" Match - -
vs.
- - "True Violence" Match - -
The match isn't over until somebody gives up or passes out
vs.
- - "Apocalypse" Match - -
vs.
- - Ladder Match - -
GUEST REF
vs.
vs.
vs.
- - Hardcore Elimination Match - -
MAIN EVENT
vs.
- - "Stairway To Hell" Match - -
vs.
- - 100 Point Gamble Match - -
HARDHEAD takes the win and 100 points! He’s safe for a while now!
The crowd is still confused about the win, but HARDHEAD doesn’t really care about the how and why, he’s just happy he got the win!
He heads up the ramp, but he’s suddenly stopped by the figure’s voice..
HEY, HARDHEAD! I don’t even get a thank you?
HARDHEAD turns around and sees the man, still hooded, standing down by the ring..
I do all this for you, and I don’t get a HUG?
HARDHEAD looks confused and a little angry.
I mean, who was there when you needed him? ME!
HARDHEAD is baffled.
When nobody was betting on you.. Who bet the farm on you to win this whole thing? ME! And when you had to get that win.. Who made sure it happened.. ME!!
HARDHEAD finds a mic of his own..
HARDHEAD: Hold on a second! YOU bet 50 points on me to win, and then you helped me win, even though I didn’t need it..
Yeah?
HARDHEAD: So I won 100 points.. But you..?
I won 150 POINTS!
HARDHEAD looks angry at the hooded stranger!
You’re figuring it out, STOOGE! I have used you ONCE AGAIN for my personal gain!
HARDHEAD looks completely angry. He knows who it is!
Nobody thought you’d win this, so I decided to fix the whole event! I bet 50 points on you to win, and when the time came to determine the odds, it was MY efforts that kept you down that week and made you the underdog, thus increasing my pay off if you won tonight! And with MY HELP, you did! So this victory wasn’t a victory for HAWAIIAN HARDHEAD..
He reaches up and grabs his hood
It was a victory for ME..
He pulls off the hood and reveals his face!
ERIC ANDERSON: It’s ME, HARDHEAD! ERIC ANDERSON!!!
The crowd can’t believe it! ERIC ANDERSON has been using HARDHEAD all along, just like last month!
ERIC ANDERSON: And here’s the best part! With all these points, and the Hart title shot I won on Massacre, I’ve got more than enough to do whatever I want in the XWF now! And you know what I want? I want to be on IMPACT.. With YOU!! Because I take great pleasure in making your life a LIVING HELL! See you next Saturday, HARDHEAD!!
ANDERSON heads out through the crowd, getting slapped on the back by fans as he makes his way to the exit.. HARDHEAD just holds his head in his hands, wondering how this always happens to him..
The shot cuts back to the hallway as KILLJOY stops and looks at a stand of taquitos in the middle of the arena floor.
KILLJOY: Hm...There’s something you don’t see every day.
KILLJOY exits the area and ZACH RIZZA, now holding an ice pack to his head, comes through the curtain beneath the stand.
RIZZA: WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT, JUAN!? You’re supposed to stall him!
JUAN: .... Si... Juan.
RIZZA: You’re useless, you know that?! Jeesh!
As ZACH leaves, they show JUAN looking at ZACH walking away.
JUAN: ...Que?....
ZACH screams.
RIZZA: GOD DAMMIT, JUAN!
AVARICE in seen in the ring, standing, waiting for his opponent to come out. “Purple Haze” by Jimi Hendrix hits on the PA as TAINT RICHARDS comes to the stage. He walks towards the ring high-fiving the fans. TAINT then steps onto the apron, but when he turns his back on AVARICE on the apron to taunt some more, AVARICE hits a shoulder block to the back of TAINT RICHARDS, sending him head first into the ladder in front of him, knocking the ladder down and leaving him busted wide open. AVARICE stands in the ring and smiles and laughs at this as the fans cheer. He then goes out of the ring towards TAINT, throwing him into the ring. AVARICE grabs the ladder and puts into the ring. TAINT slowly gets up while AVARICE is on the apron, and hits AVARICE with a Roundhouse kick, knocking AVARICE down to the floor. AVARICE holds his jaw with TAINT on his knees, his face dripping with blood. He gets up using the ropes and leans on them. AVARICE gets up, looking under the ring. He ends up finding a trashcan. TAINT steps back and gives a bring it taunt; AVARICE then rolls the can into the ring and goes in himself. When he’s into the ropes, TAINT runs at him, hitting a knee to AVARICE’s head, sending him crashing to the floor once more. TAINT then takes the ladder and sets it up, the ladder stained with blood. He starts to climb it as AVARICE gets up. He grabs the trash can and throws it at TAINT’s back. He looks all pissed as he turns around. AVARICE looks confused, but TAINT dives off and hits a Missile Dropkick to AVARICE, once more sending him out to the floor. TAINT remains on the apron while AVARICE gets up on the outside and grabs a table from under the ring, setting it up on the outside. TAINT then rolls into the ring and sets the ladder up in the corner. TAINT gets up and runs at AVARICE, who hits a Back Body Drop, sending TAINT into the ladder spine first. AVARICE grabs TAINT’s hair, picking him up. AVARICE runs to the ropes and hits him with a running DDT. AVARICE then grabs the trash can and waits anxiously for TAINT to get up. When he does, AVARICE holds the can up high, until TAINT hits AVARICE with a chop to AVARICE’s chest, sending the can back and AVARICE down. TAINT puts the ladder on the top rope in the corner and picks AVARICE up, who low blows TAINT, stands up, and pushing TAINT into the ladder. AVARICE picks TAINT up and puts him on his shoulders over the ladder, when out of nowhere, TAINT starts to punching AVARICE’s head, when in due time, AVARICE hit a Roman Neck drop headfirst onto the ladder. TAINT then jumps off the ladder, hitting AVARICE with a stomp to his back, slamming TAINT into the apron, which he then rolls out of, but just falls down again. Both competitors are down, and busted open: AVARICE a little, but TAINT like a fountain. TAINT takes whatever he has left to stand up, at the same time AVARICE gets up off of the ladder. TAINT then unleashes a fury of karate punches and kicks to AVARICE, until finally hitting a Roundhouse kick, knocking them both down. About 20 seconds pass until AVARICE is the first to get up with TAINT still down. AVARICE then smiles and grabs the ladder, setting it up again. AVARICE grabs TAINT’s head, putting it up into a powerbomb position, and walking to the part where the table is set up. TAINT, with what may be his last bit of strength, flips himself over and hits a twist in the air, sending AVARICE, down to the apron. TAINT then stands up as AVARICE hits a hard Clothesline, sending him down. AVARICE grabs TAINT and throws him out of the ring, with AVARICE following, grabbing him and setting him up on the table. AVARICE then goes back into the ring and moves the ladder towards the ropes. He then starts to climb it, turning around toward TAINT, yelling in the air as he jumps off and hits a 450 Splash in the air, smashing through TAINT and the table!
Both men are down. The referee begins the count out…1…2…3…4…5…6…all of a sudden, the lights fade to a dark shade of blue. Two mysterious hooded figures appear on the stage as an eerie voice begins to a talk mysteriously over the PA system.
“THE WORLD WANTS TO KNOW. WHO IS SLADE? WHAT IS HIS INTENTIONS AND WHAT HISTORY HAS HE HAD WITH THE XWF?”
The crowd looks completely confused. No-one seems to know what is going on.
“IT IS TIME TO REVEAL THE TRUTH. YOU DO NOT KNOW HALF THE MAN HE TRULY IS. THE WHOLE BEING IS NOT JUST ONE MAN, BUT A LEGACY… SOME ARGUE THAT THEY ARE THE BEST TAG TEAM OF ALL TIME IN XWF HISTORY.”
The crowd starts to go wild as they begin to realize…
“SLADE IS A BROTHER… SLADE IS ALSO A BROTHER. TWO MEN, ONE LEGACY. TWO BROTHERS… …OF ANARCHY!” The crowd is going nuts! Could it really be??.
STEEL AND BLADE!! THE BROTHERS OF ANARCHY ARE BACK!!! The crowd is going berserk as the two hooded individuals take their hoods, revealing it to be so! STEEL AND BLADE have been AVARICE’S managers all along! The crowd can’t believe it! They rush down to the ring, begging for AVARICE to get to his feet. Slowly, both competitors get to their feet. STEEL and BLADE remain on the outside of the ring, refusing to interfere as they had promised to AVARICE recently. They keep egging on AVARICE and all of a sudden, the whole crowd is cheering for AVARICE…TAINT RICHARDS is in shock! He looks at the crowd, but from behind AVARICE pushes him toward the ropes and out of the ring!!
AVARICE goes up the ladder!
HE GRABS THE BRIEFCASE!!
WINNER:
vs.
- - Golden Ticket Ladder Match - -
AVARICE has done what everyone thought he could not achieve! He’s going to either Massacre or Anarchy! He descends the ladder and quickly grabs the ring announcer’s microphone.
AVARICE: Stop! Stop! Please stop! Look, I know you all think that this victory means that I’m going to one of the other shows… The fact is, I don’t deserve this.
The crowd looks confused again. What on earth does he mean?
AVARICE: You see, all I wanted to do tonight was prove to all of you and everyone in the back that I am a serious contender in the XWF. And I believe I have… but I’m certainly not Massacre or Anarchy material. At least not yet. So I have decided to do something else instead.
He goes over to TAINT RICHARDS and helps him up to his feet. TAINT looks dazed, but still able to see what is happening.
AVARICE: Listen, TAINT. I don’t like you very much and I know you think the same about me. The fact is that tonight, you gave me a very good match. And for that, you have my respect. And in my eyes, you deserve this Golden Ticket far more than what I do. All I wanted to do was prove that I could beat the best man on Impact. So you can have this… I am going to stay on Impact and work on my technique. I still have a hell of a lot to learn before I go to the next level.
TAINT looks a little confused, but AVARICE holds the briefcase out toward TAINT. TAINT grabs a hold of it and looks at it in delight. AVARICE lifts the briefcase into the air, as does TAINT. It looks like they both have a mutual respect for each other…
AVARICE: There’s also one more thing I want to give to you…
TAINT shrugs, AVARICE turns him around and STEEL AND BLADE HIT THE TWIN VIPER! A Double Spear that knocks TAINT RICHARDS right out cold.
AVARICE: Are you kidding me? You think you’re gonna get a FREE RIDE? Forget it! I’m taking this for myself, and I’ll cash it in when I’m damn good and ready!
STEEL, BLADE and AVARICE raise their hands as the crowd goes absolutely nuts! What an incredible match! STEEL and BLADE are at long last back in the XWF, AVARICE wins, and TAINT RICHARDS is going to stay on Impact with him!
CORTINOVIS appears on the stage holding the Canadian title belt. He makes his way to the ring to applause and cheering from the crowd. GIBSON then appears and makes his way down to the ring and the match begins. CORTINOVIS locks up with GIBSON and pushes him straight into the corner of the ring, baring his face with his forearm. The ref splits it up as CORTINOVIS and GIBSON circle each other like battling beasts, raring to get at each others throats. CORTINOVIS dives but GIBSON dodges his attempts to gets CORTINOVIS in an arm bar. CORTINOVIS yells in pain but claws his way to the ropes. GIBSON gets nailed with a charging ax handle body block from CORTINOVIS. GIBSON executes a pump handle suplex on CORTINOVIS. CORTINOVIS hits a spinning leg lariat on GIBSON sending him to the mat. GIBSON is back on his feet. GIBSON rakes the face of CORTINOVIS in attempt to make a come back. CORTINOVIS rakes the face of GIBSON in attempt to make a come back. GIBSON uses a running lariat to take CORTINOVIS down. GIBSON springboard DDT's CORTINOVIS onto the mat! CORTINOVIS gets hit with the shooting star press from GIBSON. The Ref makes the count. ...1 ...2 CORTINOVIS kicks out. CORTINOVIS stands up. CORTINOVIS gives GIBSON the cobra clutch suplex onto the mat. Now CORTINOVIS is standing. GIBSON gets up and CORTINOVIS sends GIBSON to ringside. Referee starts the count (.1) CORTINOVIS executes a neck-breaker on GIBSON. (..2) CORTINOVIS climbs to the top of the turnbuckle and executes the diving head butt on GIBSON. (...3) GIBSON moves back to his feet. (....4) GIBSON knife hand chops CORTINOVIS. (.....5) GIBSON takes CORTINOVIS into the ring. CORTINOVIS is hit with a backward kick. GIBSON executes a corkscrew leg drop on CORTINOVIS. CORTINOVIS gets tiger suplexed by GIBSON. GIBSON is back on his feet now and CORTINOVIS gets hit with the clothesline from GIBSON. Referee counts the pin. ...1 ...2 CORTINOVIS kicks out. CORTINOVIS moves back to his feet. CORTINOVIS hits GIBSON with the crotch slam and CORTINOVIS then runs in and leg drops GIBSON. GIBSON climbs to his feet but CORTINOVIS nails GIBSON with a double under hook suplex. CORTINOVIS chants start. CORTINOVIS chops GIBSON.
GIBSON leg sweeps CORTINOVIS but CORTINOVIS is up again. CORTINOVIS short lariats GIBSON and GIBSON gets back on his feet. GIBSON spinning mule kicks CORTINOVIS. CORTINOVIS connects with a flying knee. GIBSON goes down. GIBSON moves back to his feet. CORTINOVIS knife hand chops GIBSON. GIBSON gets hit with a dragon screw from CORTINOVIS. CORTINOVIS moves back to his feet. CORTINOVIS measures GIBSON up and drops a closed fist. CORTINOVIS climbs to his feet. GIBSON uses a belly-to-belly suplex. CORTINOVIS is down. GIBSON executes the sleeper hold on CORTINOVIS. The Referee asks CORTINOVIS if he quits. ... ... GIBSON tightens the hold. ... ... CORTINOVIS escapes. GIBSON fist drops CORTINOVIS on the mat. CORTINOVIS moves back to his feet. CORTINOVIS punches GIBSON in the head. GIBSON uses a snap mare takeover on CORTINOVIS. GIBSON fist drops CORTINOVIS on the mat. GIBSON executes a corkscrew leg drop on CORTINOVIS.
Now CORTINOVIS is standing. CORTINOVIS goes for a springboard bulldog but GIBSON dodges the attack. GIBSON gets taken down with a corkscrew armdrag. GIBSON is up again. GIBSON chops CORTINOVIS. GIBSON hits him with a back fist. CORTINOVIS executes a headlock takedown. CORTINOVIS hits GIBSON with an elbow drop. CORTINOVIS climbs to his feet. GIBSON climbs to his feet. CORTINOVIS rakes the face of GIBSON in attempt to make a come back. CORTINOVIS dropkicks GIBSON. CORTINOVIS gets back to his feet. CORTINOVIS hits GIBSON with the back of his elbow. GIBSON gets taken down with a corkscrew armdrag. CORTINOVIS executes the jumping sidekick on GIBSON. CORTINOVIS rolls onto GIBSON connecting with a knee. Now GIBSON is standing. CORTINOVIS springboard DDT's GIBSON onto the mat! CORTINOVIS gets back to his feet and CORTINOVIS locks the chicken wing on GIBSON. Referee asks GIBSON if he quits. ... GIBSON tries to escape. ... ... CORTINOVIS breaks the hold. CORTINOVIS drags GIBSON to the mat on the outside of the ring. Referee starts the count (.1) (...2) CORTINOVIS fist drops GIBSON on the floor. CORTINOVIS moves back to his feet. (...3) CORTINOVIS short lariats GIBSON. (....4) CORTINOVIS grabs GIBSON and applies an arm wrench. (.....5) They fight into the aisle and CORTINOVIS and GIBSON move back to ringside as they climb into the ring, still scrapping. CORTINOVIS gives GIBSON a reverse neck breaker. CORTINOVIS gets up. GIBSON executes a springboard bulldog, slamming CORTINOVIS's head onto the mat. GIBSON gets up. GIBSON drags CORTINOVIS to the floor. Referee starts the count (…1) (...2) CORTINOVIS knife hand chops GIBSON. (...3) GIBSON rakes his fingers across CORTINOVIS's back. (....4) GIBSON tackles CORTINOVIS. (.....5) GIBSON and CORTINOVIS move back into the ring. GIBSON knees CORTINOVIS and rolls back to his feet. CORTINOVIS gets back to his feet. CORTINOVIS picks up GIBSON and executes the cradle DDT. CORTINOVIS hits GIBSON with an elbow drop from the second turnbuckle.
GIBSON is lashing out at CORTINOVIS, who avoids these strikes and grabs GIBSON by the hair, dragging him to the center of the ring, stamping on every part of GIBSON’s body in vain attempts to stop him from attacking. Eventually, CORTINOVIS stamps on the face of GIBSON and he stops squirming. CORTINOVIS grabs GIBSON’s legs and….. FALL OF ROME! Sighing deeply and brushing the sweat from his head, CORTINOVIS pins…1….. 2…. THREE! CORTINOVIS retains the Canadian Championship!
STILL CANADIAN CHAMP:
vs.
- - Canadian Rules - -
STEVE SAYORS is in the ring with microphone in hand, much as he was this past Monday. It is obviously the time we had been waiting for.... STEVE SAYORS: For days now the wrestling world has been buzzing! The excitement level has reached an all time high! The world is trying to figure out just what DYNAMIC DYNAMITE has been up too! What does he have in store for this run? Is he coming back to claim the Universal Title again? is he coming back to go after the World title? There is no time like the present so whether you like the man or hate him; join me in welcoming DYNAMIC DYNAMITE to the ring!
"Scream" by Avenged Sevenfold blares and roars over the pa system as the guitar riffs rip your heart out. Stepping out onto the stage we see the familiar faces of BIG MACK, CARMEN HAYES, KEISHA, and SHAR... The four stand on top of the stage, and they soon are joined by DERRICK DYNAMITE who winks his eye as he motions for the entrance to open up and sure enough there is the one and only "X-Rated Franchise" DYNAMIC DYNAMITE! He is back, and he looks a little different from the last time we saw him. He no longer has the undercut hair, his face is clean-shaven, and his hair is almost a shaggy brown. He is wearing a black trench coat, has a black shirt on, and black pants along with boots. The group begins to walk to the ring and the fans of Brazil are standing in awe at the return of a legend. As they all enter the ring we see STEVE SAYORS eyeing the new look of DYNAMIC DYNAMITE and he then begins to talk.
STEVE SAYORS: DYNAMIC DYNAMITE! What a twisted fate we have seeing you back in the XWF! What was it that prompted you to return now?
DYNAMIC shakes his head and waves his hand.
DYNAMIC DYNAMITE: What not how are you doing? No it's been a long time? No how are the kids? Just go right to the heart of it all and ask me why I returned? I thought we had a bond SAYORS?
STEVE SAYORS: Sorry, it just seemed that we never would see you return the wrestling ring, and now you are standing in the middle of the ring just as if you had never left it... Why did you leave?
DYNAMIC DYNAMITE: It's quite simple. I left the XWF when I was going through some problems. My professional life was starting to take a toll on my body, and I wasn’t able to dominate in the ring like I had done before... So I left to take time off.. I left to focus solely on acting. I left to continue my music... And I left to get the fire burning again!
STEVE SAYORS: The new look suits you pretty well also, but it seems a little unlike you over the years. You have had long hair, short hair, spike hair, and so on. But this look you have now is covered up? What’s with the change?
DYNAMIC DYNAMITE: I'm grown up. This new look is something I had been toying with for a little while. Its darker, and I know some people won't understand the way I look with the music I make, or the movies I do.. But is the way that I am! What you see is what you get! And what you get is the worst nightmare any of the XWF could want to have to go through!
As if almost sensing it, STEVE SAYORS begins to ask the next question.
STEVE SAYORS: You had to come back for a reason... What is the reason? Why did you do it now?
DYNAMIC DYNAMITE: Because I wanted to! I was in my mansion the other day, and I just figured it was time. I figured it was time to get back into the XWF. I watched countless people come in here and think they were hot s***! A few people have stuck and proven that they have something inside of them to be something... But the majority of them have been a flash in the pan or think that they are someone who should be feared! Ninety five percent of them couldn’t stand in the ring with me on their best day! And now I am back to prove each of them that they should learn to step back and be content in the back of the line!
STEVE SAYORS: Are there any in particular?
DYNAMIC DYNAMITE: The guys I have faced time and time again would be ruled out. They know exactly what I can do! I want to show these other guys that they cant be considered in the same class as me. I ultimately am going to get my Universal Title back! I am going to get it back through one way or the other! No one is going to stop me from getting it. DANIEL MALCOLM? CHAD? On down the line I am going to make examples of the old school, and the new school of the XWF! And this is just the beginning.
STEVE SAYORS: So you want the Universal Title back?
DYNAMIC DYNAMITE: Naturally! I have held the title time and time again, and its only a matter of time that I will win the Universal Title one more time! That will happen in a few months time... For now though I’m back to do what I said the first time! Make examples of people time and time again. Get ready; because its going to be a bumpy ride!
STEVE SAYORS: It will be a wild ride... Welcome back DYNAMIC!
DYNAMIC DYNAMITE: Sayors, get off your high horse and realize that you always will be an ass... I am going to always be the baddest son of a bitch in this business, and I don’t need your "welcome back"! Now this interview is over!
With that "Scream" by Avenged Sevenfold starts back up with Dynamic and the other members of his entourage walk out of the ring.
QC THUG’s music hits and he enters the arena to a chorus of a boos. He arrogantly cruises down to ring with the Hart title around his shoulder and hops in. The booing continues as IRON BULL’s music begins to play. BULL emerges from backstage and walks down to the ring where THUG awaits. He quickly slides into the ring and the two superstars begin their match immediately. THUG charges BULL and stomps him, quickly taking advantage of his opponent sliding into the ring. BULL makes his way to his feet and fights back with some punches to his opponents face. THUG does the same, and grabs BULL by the arm and whips him into the ropes. He goes for a back body drop but drops his head too early allowing BULL to drill him for a DDT. THUG rolls around the mat stunned, attempting to make it to his feet. BULL grabs THUG by the hair and pulls him to the middle of the ring. He nails THUG with a few forearms to the face then drops him back for a Russian Leg Sweep. BULL goes for the count! 1….. 2…. Kickout! BULL picks up THUG but THUG pushes his arms away and delivers knife-edge chops to BULL. He grabs the phased BULL and picks him for an inverted atomic drop. BULL holds his groin in pain, turning away from THUG. THUG charges from behind and drives him into the mat for a bulldog. Pin attempt, 1… 2… Foot on the ropes by BULL! THUG hooks the leg and tries for another pinfall. 1… 2… Kickout! THUG looks at the official questioning his slow count. He picks up BULL and shoves him into the corner and begins stomping him in the gut. BULL catches THUG’s foot during one the kicks and sweeps out THUG’s other leg. Attempting to weaken his opponent’s legs he drops elbows into THUG right thigh. THUG holds his leg in pain, and BULL drops another one. BULL drags him out to the middle of the ring and goes for a figure-four leg lock. THUG reverses the hold by kicking BULL in the back, launching him forward onto the mat. THUG battles to his feet, hobbling over his injured leg. THUG nails BULL with a double-axe handle to the back of the neck, followed by another. BULL is knocked to the turnbuckle, and THUG immediately lifts him, and sets him up on the top rope. THUG is going for the QC drop! He climbs the ropes and attempts the finisher on BULL but his weakened leg gives out! He falls to the mat holding his leg in pain. BULL recovers on the top rope and measures his opponent. He leaps for flying elbow but to no avail! THUG moves out of the way causing BULL to slam hard into the mat! Both men are down and the crowd pounds their feet, heavily into the match. THUG rolls over and puts one arm over BULL. 1… .2… No! Kickout again by BULL! THUG gets back to his feet and drags BULL up with him. BULL delivers a low blow and THUG falls to his knees! BULL sets him up between his legs and his the champion with a big powerbomb! Pin attempt! 1… 2… Near fall for BULL! Great resilience by the champ! BULL is extremely surprised. He lifts THUG to his feet ready to finish him off. BULL signals to the crowd for his patented Bullverizer! A tired THUG is whipped to the ropes, and BULL bounces off the nearby as well. He launches himself for that signature flying headbutt, but THUG ducks! BULL goes flying into the mat face first! THUG, now getting his second wind approaches the fallen challenger and drags him up. He whips BULL into the turnbuckle and charges right behind him for a clothesline to the throat…but BULL dodges it! THUG slams himself into the turnbuckle. He holds his chest in pain. BULL runs to the other side of the ropes, bounces, and delivers the BULLVERIZER to THUG! THUG is flattened on the mat! Holding his own head in pain, BULL jumps onto the champion. 1… 2… THREE! Pinfall! New champion! BULL raises his arms into the air in excitement! The referee hands him the Hart championship, and he celebrates in the ring victorious!
NEW HART CHAMPION:
vs.
- - Standard Match - -
The cameras are back near KILLJOY’s locker room area. There is a giant inflatable snowman with a note taped on it.
KILLJOY: This was from RIZZLE!? How thoughtful of him! I should really send him something nice. Come on, Frosty, let’s go to your new home.
As KILLJOY grabs "FROSTY" and pulls him into his room.. then, when he closes the door, a loud BANG is heard. KILLJOY opens the door to find ZACH RIZZA laying flat on the floor.
KILLJOY: HEY... RIZZLE.... THANK... YOU... FOR... THE.... CHRISTMAS.... GIFT! I... WILL... PAY... YOU... BACK... SOME... OTHER... TIME!
KILLJOY enters the room as ZACH RIZZA lays in front of KILLJOY’s room.
BLACK DEATH stands in the ring awaiting the arrival of Television Champion JAGUAR. He paces around the ring anxiously.
JAGUAR appears on the stage, with the Television Championship slung over his shoulder. He is holding a microphone and appears to be very upset about something. He walks to the edge of the stage.
JAGUAR: BLACK DEATH, our rivalry has seen its ups and downs. It wasn't the greatest rivalry in XWF history, and hell, it wasn't even that good. But it challenged me while it lasted, and tonight was supposed to be the end-all of it. We were supposed to clash one final time, with the winner taking all the glory, as well as the belt.
The fans quiet down as JAGUAR makes his way toward the center of the stage, shifting the TV title on his shoulder.
JAGUAR: I told you all I was thinking about quitting. I've been trying to fight off the idea that I might just not be cut out for this, or that maybe I'm just not good enough. I've tried to tell myself that I'm just burnt out. How could I be TV champ if I wasn't meant to be in this business? I'm not really sure. But I still have the feeling that right now, this is not where I'm supposed to be. I have things back home that are more important. As the old saying goes, Life is more important than XWF. And that played a huge factor in my final decision.
The fans begin to realize what is going on, and they start to boo all throughout the arena as JAGUAR hangs his head for a moment, placing his face in his palm.
JAGUAR: You're obviously a smart pack of people. You already know why I'm out here. For those of you in denial, drop the charade, you know it's true. I don't even have enough spark left in me to go down to that ring and wrestle you, BLACK DEATH. And for that, I'm truly sorry. There'll be no grand exit for JAGUAR. As much as it pains me, I'm going to do what I have to do as quickly as possible. Thanks to each and every one of you fans for supporting me in this four-month tenure. Thanks to the guys in the back for giving me advice. And thank you JONATHYN, for giving me an opportunity of a lifetime. Maybe someday I can return. Maybe someday...
JAGUAR drops the microphone on the ground and removes the TV Championship from his shoulder, getting to one knee and laying the belt flat on the stage. He gets back to his feet and stares down at the belt for a good minute or so. He then looks up, and takes in the view all around the arena, before he slowly turns to walk away...
But JONATHYN is standing behind him!
JONATHYN: SAVE IT, JAG. You know what? You are really a sad, weak human being. Do you think I’m that dumb? Do you think I don’t know what’s going on?
JAGUAR acts confused, and the crowd really is confused.
JONATHYN: Let me bring everyone up to speed. Does everyone remember SHAWN HUNT? That guy who snuck his way back in, brought all his friends, and then disappeared just as fast? Well SHAWN pretty much gave up here and went over to some other fed called BLWA. You may have heard of it if you follow the “Experts” organization.. SHAWN, for whatever reason, has always had some problem with me. I don’t know if it’s because I never handed him a Word title on a platter, or he just feels like he wasn’t given enough of the spotlight, but whatever the case, he seems to think I’m the enemy, and he’s taking it upon himself to steal as much of my talent as he can. JAGUAR here has been boo-hooing all month about having no motivation, and considering stepping down.. As it turns out, he’s decided to go over and be a part of SHAWN’s company. And from what I understand, MISTER 518 is thinking about it too. His performance tonight will make it clear to me.. Well YOU KNOW WHAT. I REALLY DON’T MIND! They can both go, and I won’t miss either one of them. You know why? Because the XWF is not about TAKING talent from other places. We’re about BUILDING talent. And if that talent feels like they’re going to get something better somewhere else, good for them. They will be forgotten here and we’ll move on. More room for the stars who believe in themselves, and what they can accomplish in an honest and proud company!
The fans cheer JONATHYN’s statement. JAGUAR just stands there, looking guilty.
JONATHYN: So, “JAG.” Go ahead. Go to BLWA. Go there and figure out for yourself that it isn’t any better than here. Go figure out that SHAWN HUNT isn’t all he’s cracked up to be. Go over there and say hello to all the former XWF talent that are slowly fading into obscurity there. I don’t care, and I won’t miss you. Get out of this arena, you really are a disappointment. Not for quitting, but for LYING ABOUT WHY. Pathetic.
JAGUAR leaves the stage to a chorus of “Na Na Hey Hey Kiss Him Goodbye.” JONATHYN looks down the ramp at BLACK DEATH.
JONATHYN: And you. BLACK DEATH. I know you’re active in other places. And I can’t stop that. But this belt here, the TV belt.. It may be the only title you can achieve until you focus. I know you won that Universal Title shot, but I have to say, I don’t think you’re ready yet. You need to take advantage of this unbelievably rare opportunity and pinpoint your aggression toward ONE GOAL, not three or four. You have it in you, man. As for the TV title.. I’m going to keep this belt. Since it can only be won via tap out or pass out, I can’t give it to you. I CAN, however, award you the victory tonight, and make you the man to beat for the belt. If you want to win this title, you need to earn it, and thanks to the lying quitter, that can’t happen tonight. I hope you understand.. Don’t be mad at me. Be mad at the disappointment called JAGUAR. We turned him into something here, and he turned his back on YOU, and he tuned his back on all of you. I’m sorry.
The crowd boos JAGUAR as JONATHYN picks up the belt and walks off.. BLACK DEATH looks understandably angry.
WINNER (NON-TITLE):
vs.
- - "True Violence" Match - -
LEGION steps into the cell, eyeing up the steel cage. CHAD enters and looks focused on LEGION as they lock up, LEGION throwing CHAD into the corner. LEGION begins to thrust CHAD’s face into the steel mesh as CHAD screams in pain. LEGION chucks CHAD into the cage and kicks him in the stomach. CHAD is favoring his back, he must have bruised it on the cage wall! LEGION rushes him, and they start to grapple. LEGION gets an advantage and puts him in a headlock. CHAD counters and gets behind LEGION, executing a nice belly to back suplex! LEGION hits the mat hard, and his air leaves him! CHAD holds his back again, then puts a reverse chin lock on him! LEGION grabs CHAD by his hair and pulls him forward off of him. LEGION rubs his neck, then picks up CHAD and throws him into the cell wall! CHAD shouts out in pain and onto his stomach!! LEGION jumps up and pushes off the cell in a fluid motion. He plants an elbow in CHAD’s lower back, causing him to scream in agony! CHAD rolls away onto his side and holds his hand out at LEGION! LEGION cackles in the middle of the ring. LEGION picks up CHAD and bangs his head on to the turnbuckle. LEGION looks mad, and throws CHAD back in to the ring! LEGION tears at the turnbuckle, ripping off the stuffing and pad! Now, all that is left is a bear metal turnbuckle! LEGION goes back to CHAD and picks him up, whipping him back into the corner! CHAD falls hard on the canvas, but scrambles to his feet.. CHAD tries to run away, but LEGION grabs him and chucks him back into the cell wall. Grinding his face once again, this time he draws blood as it spills all over the mat. LEGION drags CHAD by the legs all the way round to the casket, leaving a long red trail of blood behind CHAD’s dragging body. LEGION lifts CHAD onto his shoulders and slowly places him carefully into the casket. As he tries to close the lid, CHAD attempts to fight back, but LEGION punches CHAD in the face and shut it on his fingers. LEGION WINS!
WINNER:
vs.
- - "Apocalypse" Match - -
The camera picks up a very irate JAGUAR, walking hurriedly to the exit. He is about to reach the door when suddenly he is grabbed from behind by the back of his head and slammed face first into the wall next to the door!
CRUNCH!
There is a dent in the wall from JAGUAR’s FACE!
CRUNCH!
CRUNCH!
CRUNCH!
A hole in the wall is clearly visible, the size of JAGUAR’s face. You can see cuts on his face as he crumbles to the floor as BLACK DEATH walks around him with a smile on his face. He picks him up and lifts him up in air and powerbombs him on the ground. He sees the back of his head slam to the ground. BLACK DEATH walks over to the head of JAGUAR and drags him by the head to the back door. He opens the door and sticks Jag head on the corner of the door fame. He slams the door hard, crushing JAGUAR’s head over and over and over again!
WHAM!
WHAM!
WHAM!
JAGUAR just collapse to the floor and is not moving. BLACK DEATH lifts him up and set him on his shoulder in a fire mans carry and starts to walk him back down the hallway in the arena. Jag’s face is cut and bleeding and he has gone limp. BLACK DEATH has never stopped smiling the whole time. He stops at the office of the manager of the arena. There is a window to the office. BLACK DEATH stops and takes a running start and heaves JAGUAR through the glass.
CRASH!!!
JAGUAR goes through the window and vanishes in to the office.
BLACK DEATH: I always speak the truth JAGUAR! I told you would leave this arena in an ambulance!
JONATHYN walks up with the TV title over his shoulder.. He looks over the situation and sees what’s happened. He looks at BLACK DEATH.
JONATHYN: Now THAT’s what I’m talkin’ about.
JONATHYN tosses the belt across the room to BLACK DEATH, who catches it in the air. He looks back at JONATHYN with a smirk before turning and heading outside to cool off with the belt on his shoulder..
NEW TRUE VIOLENCE CHAMPION):
DANIEL MALCOLM and MISTER 518 are in the ring… Down with the sickness plays as the special guest ref and MISTER 518 date walks down to the ring. HARDCORE SMITTY gets into the ring and quickly checks both men over to see if they are hiding anything. He signals for the bell quickly and the match is underway!
MALCOLM starts off by clotheslining MISTER 518 down to the mat. SMITTY quickly jumps in and warns MALCOLM about the hole in the O-zone layer. MALCOLM gently pushes SMITTY out of the way and keeps hammering MISTER 518 with right hand. SMITTY slides out of the ring and gets popcorn and a drink from a vendor before sliding back into the ring. MALCOLM has a reverse chin lock on MISTER 518. MISTER 518 gives MALCOLM shots to the gut to loosen the grip. MISTER 518 slides out, kicks MALCOLM in the gut and DDT’s him. MISTER 518 looks over at SMITTY and he knocks his drink into his face. SMITTY can’t believe it!
SMITTY: That’s no way to treat a date!
DANIEL MALCOLM gets back up and dropkicks MISTER 518 into SMITTY, making him spill his pop corn! SMITTY is pissed now! MALCOLM reverse DDT’s MISTER 518. MALCOLM rolls out of the ring and grabs the ladder. He slides it into the ring. MISTER 518 grabs it and he throws it into the face of MALCOLM as he gets back into the ring. MISTER 518 sets up the ladder and gets to the second rung before SMITTY pushes it over. MISTER 518 lands on his feet. He pushes SMITTY again. SMITTY this time drops MISTER 518 with a right hand. MALCOLM gets up. He grabs the ladder and smashes it into the face of MISTER 518. MALCOLM sets up the ladder and he starts to climb. MISTER 518 gets up and he starts to climb it. SMITTY watches as MALCOLM throws down punches at MISTER 518. MISTER 518 blocks a shot and takes a set up the ladder. He head butts MALCOLM. He sunset flips over the top of the ladder, he’s going for a super bomb, but MALCOLM is holding on tight! MALCOLM pushes off and reverses it into a hurricanrana! HOLY POOP! MISTER 518 plummets to the outside of the ring! The crowd goes wild! MALCOLM slowly climbs up the ladder and pulls down the two titles! DANIEL MALCOLM holds on to the tag belts!
It’s as if MISTER 518 didn’t even show up! Looks like he’s given up on the XWF too! JONATHYN was right!
STILL TAG TEAM CHAMPION:
vs.
- - Ladder Match - -
GUEST REF
HARDCORE SMITTY raises the arm of the retaining champ.. He then goes for a microphone..
SMITTY: Well, champ.. We can’t have a tag team without a partner, so here’s what we have to do! You’ve gotta pick somebody on the MASSACRE roster to be your tag partner. It can be anybody! And you’ve got TWO WEEKS to find someone, because IRON BULL and TRENT GEIN are coming for those belts!
MALCOLM looks at SMITTY and then back to the crowd, who applauds his easy victory tonight.
KILLJOY: NOOOOOOOOOOOO! FROSTY! NOT AGAIN!
ZACH opens the door and sees KILLJOY standing there holding ZACH’s present in his hands, sobbing. ZACH goes towards KILLJOY.
RIZZA: Man, I am so sorry about that KILLJOY. I didn’t expect it to go off like that.
Out of the corner of ZACH’s eye, he notices a referee coming towards him.
RIZZA: Man, I really don’t know what to say.
KILLJOY: ZACH, you don’t have to say anything....you had me...at hello!
A distraught KILLJOY clings on to ZACH’s body and tries to give him a bear hug, but ZACH locks in a hug back and the ref calls for the bell!
NEW X-TREME CHAMPION ZACH RIZZA!
KILLJOY can’t believe it as ZACH takes the title, hops in his car, and takes off down the street.
NEW X-TREME CHAMPION:
The three X-Mas X-Treme finalists are all in the ring now, with the World Champion SHAWN CHRISTOPHER right there with them. MUDD hands his Cruiserweight belt over to the ref, as HALLIWELL takes a glimpse over at it. MUDD catches her, but she quickly turns her head away, flipping her hair in the air. The bell rings, and we’re under way! None of the opponents move; just looking at each other, one corner to the next. HALLIWELL decides to take the first move, as she shoots across the ring to the other corner, nailing the World Champion! MUDD does the same, as he jolts towards MC TERRIBLE, but MC moves out of the way, causing MUDD to go head first into the turnbuckle. HALLIWELL is still pounding the SHAWN in the opposite corner, grabbing his head and walking across to the other corner, bouncing his head off the turnbuckle. 1.. 2.. 3.. 4.. 5.. 6.. 7.. 8.. 9.. 10! The crowd is loving it! MC looks across the ring towards HALLIWELL, as they smile and nod heads, grabbing their respective opponent’s arm. The look out to the crowd for their approval, and they whip both SHAWN and MUDD to mid-ring, but they do a ‘dos-ay-do’ and find themselves turning about and heading back, but MUDD is met with a clothesline, as SHAWN is met with a dropkick! MC looks out to the crowd raising his arms, but it was a mistake as out of nowhere, HALLIWELL runs and takes a hold of MC’s head, standing onto the second turnbuckle, and turning around hitting a bulldog! What a great move by HALLIWELL!
She slides out of the ring now, looking to get this hardcore match under way OFFICIALLY; lifting up the apron and taking out……a table! Wait, that’s not all, as she slides the table out and grabs a crate? Inside the crate is a couple of black and white bags, as she puts those in the ring as well! She grabs the table, sliding that along with the crate, and takes out a kendo stick and a steel chair before putting the apron down! Is there a Home Depot under that ring?? As soon as she gets in, though, MUDD is up to meet HALLIWELL with a knee to the face! THAT HAD TO HURT! Well certainly, because it didn’t tickle. MUDD begins to stomp away at HALLIWELL, but MC flies at MUDD, knocking him out of the ring with a forearm to the gut! MUDD lands right near the steps, as SHAWN is finally able to make his way back up. He decides to make friendly with MC, knowing that they can’t let HALLIWELL win the World Title. Knowing that it’s a hardcore match, though (and that she’s the only woman in the match), she low blows the both of them! OUCH! They both fall to the mat, as she climbs to the top rope, never looking back. She’s up, ready… moonsault! ON TOP OF BOTH OF THEM! She goes for a double cover! 1.. 2.… No, kickout by both men! HALLIWELL doesn’t hesitate to continue the punishment, though SHAWN decides that rolling out of the ring is the best idea; so he does so, leaving MC to HALLIWELL. She picks up the chair, laying it across the back of MC TERRIBLE who is now on his back, and begins to whack at it with the kendo stick!
WHACK
WHACK
WHACK
WHACK
And one more WHACK for good measure! She then picks up the chair and begins hitting him!
WHAM
WHAM
WHAM
WHAM
What punishment HALLIWELL is laying out to MC TERRIBLE! It must be that time of the month or something… Moving on, she decides to set up the table in the corner, taking the bags out of the crate and waiting for MC to stand, who is obviously holding his back. He turns around and CRACK! Talk about having a splitting headache! She covers MC again, 1….2….kickout! SHAWN and MUDD are going at it on the outside now, as SHAWN goes to punch MUDD, but MUDD is able to move and SHAWN punches the steps! That was smart….MUDD then whips him into the barricade, in turn climbing on top of the apron, and dashing off and hitting a dropkick! What a hard-hitting move! MUDD picks up the steps now, laying them on the ground. He steps back, stops himself, then jolts forward, jumps off the steps, AND NAILS A ONE-MAN POETRY IN MOTION! MUDD with the athletic skills of a God comes off the steps with a great move, and he stands to an actual applause from the crowd! Back in the ring, HALLIWELL awaits by the ropes for MUDD to turn around, but as he does so and she flies over the ropes, MUDD steps aside as she hits SHAWN and they both go into the crowd! They are DOWN and OUT, as MUDD slides back into the ring to take care of the already beaten MC TERRIBLE, but TERRIBLE was playing possum! He rolls MUDD up for a pin, 1… 2…. kickout! TERRIBLE jolts back up, landing an elbow to the back of MUDD, as he notices the table set up in the corner. He stands up MUDD, hitting him with one more good shot, then picking up the crate by his side, nailing MUDD with it as he stumbles into the table. MUDD rubs his head, as TERRIBLE goes to the other corner. CHUW CHUW-OIE! HERE COMES THE TERRIBLE TRAIN! Chugguh chugguh, choo choo! BAM! TERRIBLE GOES THROUGH THE TABLE!!!!!! MUDD moved out of the way, and MC’s train-o-terribleness goes off the tracks! MUDD goes for the pin 1… 2… TH— NO! Kickout by MC and he’s lucky to get out of that one.
On the outside, HALLIWELL is finally making it back over the barricade, with SHAWN slow to follow her. As he does, he’s met with a sickening THUD of a boot to the head from HALLIWELL, knocking him back down against the barricade. She slides in the ring, and MUDD immediately goes for her, but she drops down, sending MUDD into the ropes. He falls back, as she rolls him up for a pin! 1…… 2…… kickout! She doesn’t waste time, knowing that things have to end for MUDD. She picks up one of the bags, dumping it onto the mat. What’s inside….is…….thumbtacks! She picks up the second black bag, and inside is more tacks! She dared to pick up the two white bags, opening them up. She hesitates to dump them, but she does so, realizing what was inside was shards of metal! My God, who puts this stuff under the ring!? She smiles, as MUDD stands back up and goes to throw a punch. HALLIWELL blocks it, though, picking MUDD up onto her shoulders! MUDD eyes pop out of his sockets, as he quickly shakes out of HALLIWELL'S arms, and grabs her, going for a belly-to-belly! HALLIWELL REVERSES! She has him back up on her shoulders….MICHANOKU DRIVER ONTO THE TACKS AND METAL! HALLIWELL turns MUDD over, almost vomiting at the look of MUDD, who now has tacks and metal stuck inside him. She covers him! 1…2…..3!!!!
JASON MUDD IS ELIMINATED
JASON MUDD has been eliminated first in this matchup, and he’s going to need some help out of here! As help does arrive, HALLIWELL takes the opportunity to wear TERRIBLE down more. She’s unable to, though, as he is able to get to his feet, and nail a few forearm shots! He whips her across the ropes, jumping over her to show his agility, and as she comes back, he nails her with a backwards elbow, then an elbow into the stomach while she’s on the mat! He goes for a cover, but pulls off and does a few push-ups, then some sit-ups! That could be a mistake, but he still has advantage as he grabs the chair and kendo stick. He sets the chair on her stomach, holding the kendo stick in the air. He goes to hit HALLIWELL, but she is able to toss the chair back up in his face, causing the kendo stick to go with it! He looks dazed, as she picks the chair up, tossing it to him. He catches it right, and SUPERKICK! SHE SUPERKICKED THE HELL OUT OF THE CHAIR AND TERRIBLE! She climbs the top rope, as TERRIBLE falls down to the mat with the chair on his stomach. She calls for the fans to pick up the noise, as if they could get any louder! They do their best though, as she turns around, and nails another moonsault on the chair! She covers MC TERRIBLE, 1…….2……..3!
MC TERRIBLE IS ELIMINATED
A hard fought battle by TERRIBLE, but he is OUT of this match. HALLIWELL has brought it down to herself and SHAWN CHRISTOPHER! She’s one more elimination away from being World Champion! She doesn’t know where he is though, as it has been a while since we’ve seen SHAWN. WAIT, THERE HE IS! He slides into the ring behind HALLIWELL with a bat in his hand! He swings and nails HALLIWELL in the back! NOW HE SWINGS FOR THE HEAD! BUT HE MISSES AS HALLIWELL DUCKS! She turns around and tries going for a dropkick, but SHAWN moves out of the way, just barely nailing HALLIWELL’s legs! He lifts her back up, throwing punch after punch, then tossing her in the opposite corner of the tacks and metal. He whips her across, then tries to go for a corner spear, but she moves out of the way, causing SHAWN to go straight into the turnbuckle…..but no! He stopped himself by putting his arms out! HALLIWELL doesn’t realize it, as she runs back. BAM! She falls right into SHAWN’s trap, hitting the turnbuckle hard! SHAWN now lifts HALLIWELL up to the top rope, setting her on his shoulders. He’s climbing even higher, all the way to the top rope! He’s got her set……..no he can’t do this! WAIT! HALLIWELL is battling out of the situation! She does so successfully, as she falls to her feet below, but so does SHAWN! SHAWN grabs the steel chair, avoiding a running clothesline by HALLIWELL. When she turns about, she is met with a hard CRACK to the head from the chair! She stumbles back into the corner, as SHAWN sets her up once again. He’s back on the top rope, HALLIWELL on his shoulders….He leaps off with her!…….THE ICON! THE ICON! SHAWN CHRISTOPHER HAS JUST HIT HIS FINISHER, THE ICON, ONTO THE METAL AND TACKS! He hooks the leg! 1…… 2…… KICKOUT! Holy HELL how did HALLIWELL kick out of that!? She is one tough woman, I will give her that much. SHAWN looks at the ref, blaming him because it was a slow count. He lifts HALLIWELL back to her feet, looking for a second impact move, but HALLIWELL reverses! HALLIWELL picks up the chair and swings for SHAWN, but misses! SHAWN turns around, picking her up again! THE ICON AGAIN, AS HALLIWELL’S HEAD BANGS OFF THE BAT! A quick cover.. 1… 2.. THERE!!!! SHAWN has retained the title!
STILL WORLD CHAMPION:
vs.
vs.
vs.
- - Hardcore Elimination Match - -
The Scene opens with a van pulling up next to a lighthouse, just as the number one contender had described it. BRAD is the first to step out, having his hood taken off and handed his belt, with SOUL BEARER next. BRAD kisses the belt, handing it to the ref that has come along, and SOUL BEARER is already on his way over to the building as this match is ready to get under way!
MAIN EVENT SOUL BEARER turns towards BRAD, as BRAD does the same. They give a giant glare, as if they know that one of them may never be walking out of here. They start walking slowly, then running, holding up there fists. BAM! And the match has started, with PIERCE and BEARER throwing fists at each other, holding their heads high. BRAD begins to get the upper hand, kicking away at BEARER’s knee’s, knocking him down to one knee. BRAD stands back, dropkick to the face! It knocks BEARER to the ground, as he grabs his arm, dragging him towards the lighthouse. When BRAD drops his arm to reach for the door to open it, BEARER is able to get back to his feet and drop toehold BRAD into the door! That’s a metal door right there, folks! BEARER opens the door, heading inside and leaving BRAD on the outside to enter hesitantly. BEARER stares down the tables in the center, where the match will end. He rubs against it with his hand, knives, broken glass, tacks, and any other sharp objects outlining them. He hears the door about to open, so he jolts up the first flight of stairs.
BRAD comes through the door looking around, noticing the tables himself. He just snorts and spits, heading up the stairs. WHOOSH! A chair goes flying by his head! He looks around, not seeing anything, picking up the chair by his feet. He hears a creak of a door, and then a shutting door. All of a sudden WHOOSH again! This time a florescent light bulb nails him right in the head! He shakes it off, running up the stairs with a chair. SWING! BEARER swings another light bulb, but PIERCE swings the chair, breaking the bulb in BEARER’s hands! He shakes them, avoiding a chair in the process. BEARER now jolts to the second floor, as PIERCE is right behind him. He opens up that closet door, taking out a barbed wire bat and a….stapler?! Oh dear, this is going to get UGLY. PIERCE runs around the corner, feeling a sting in his right arm. He pulls it out…and it’s a staple! BEARER is standing there holding the stapler open, and then swings the bat, but misses. BRAD swings the chair, nailing BEARER’s arm! PIERCE takes this opportunity to nail BEARER in the gut with the chair, and then a impact DDT! BEARER is already split open now, and we’re only on the second stairwell! PIERCE changes that, though, grabbing a hold of BEARER’s hair and dragging him up the next flight. Seeing no weapons there, he goes to the fourth to find a closet, with a fire extinguisher on the outside. He grabs it, smiling towards BEARER with that evil PIERCE smile. He holds it up, pulling the pin. “You look like you’re on fire, SOULY”, he says, before spraying SOUL BEARER in the face with the extinguisher! He then takes it and THWACK! Across the back of BEARER’s neck! BEARER grabs his neck in much pain, but PIERCE isn’t half way done yet, no sir. He opens up the closet inside finding…..a table! He realizes this could come in handy, so he sets it up on the corner by the closet door. He heads back down the stairs, coming back up with the barbed wire bat. BEARER doesn’t know it, as he turns around and SCCCRAATTCHHHH, right across the stomach! BEARER backs into the corner against the table, and PIERCE swings again, nailing BEARER in the head! He’s out on the table, as PIERCE rrrrrrrrrips some hair out of BEARER’s skull! What is he doing here? He’s standing on the railing to the staircase, trying to keep his balance….CRUNCH! A daredevil dropkick sends BEARER cracking through the table! His neck has to be hurting him even more after that, as PIERCE doesn’t let up one bit. He drags BEARER up another three more flights of stairs, as we’re now on the seventh floor! BRAD opens up the next closet, and out falls a kendo stick, a mop, and a broom! Wait, that’s not all…..There’s a mysterious bag in there as well! It’s quite light, as PIERCE opens it…….Brass knuckles! He slides them on his hand, smiling towards it. What he doesn’t notice is that he’s standing over a broomstick, but BEARER notices as he thrusts it UP. OUUUUUUUCH. PIERCE hoots and hollers to the pain, as BEARER picks up the brass knucks himself. He holds his arm up in the air and CRACK! Right across BRAD’s forehead! He knows that won’t be enough to bust him open, though, as he begins to pound in the face with it! Punch after punch, and BRAD’s forehead is turning red! He throws off the knuckles, punching PIERCE with straight right hands, middle finger sticking out just a bit for more impact. He picks up the mop stick as PIERCE tries to get up, but he breaks it over his back! He picks up the broom stick, same thing! He grabs one of the broken sticks now, going behind BRAD and standing over him, choking him with it around his neck. He grabs the kendo stick, along with BRAD’s arm. He lays his arm across the railing, wrapping it so his elbow is sticking out in the center. WHACK! WHACK! WHACK! WHACK! PHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHWACK!!!! Shot after shot, BEARER nails BRAD’s arm so hard, he breaks the kendo stick! He peers over the side, though, to look at the sparkling tables below. He gulps, grabbing PIERCE and dragging HIM up the stairs now. They reach the ninth floor, more than half way up the lighthouse. He opens up the closet, and kerosene, matches, and chloroform are sitting at the bottom of it. He smiles, stuffing the matches and kerosene in his pocket, and dumping a whole bunch of chloroform onto a rag that was also in the closet. PIERCE is up already, swinging at BEARER though! Unfortunately for him he misses, turning around and SPLAT! He’s being knocked out by chloroform!!! Knowing this was his opportunity to perhaps end the match quickly, BEARER puts BRAD on his shoulders, walking him up the stairs, hitting BRAD’s head wherever he could hit his head. They reach the thirteenth floor, and from there SOUL BEARER takes the kerosene and matches out of his pocket. He opens up the bottle, holding the box of matches in his mouth. He looks over the side, and begins to open the bottle and dump the kerosene through the middle! As he does that, he takes his other hand and strikes a match, dropping it over the middle so the kerosene would catch fire on the way down! It was like an effect, as he drops the empty bottle down, watching the middle of the lighthouse becoming a char-pit! He realizes he accomplished what he wanted, lighting the ten tables below on fire. Turning around, though, he didn’t realize that PIERCE had awoken, holding his head! PIERCE knocks BEARER down to the ground with a hard clothesline, as he opens up the closet on that floor. He reads the number, “13” on the door, realizing what BEARER was trying to do. Opening the door, a giant inflatable Grim Reaper flies out, but it falls and behind it is the actual Grim Reaper machete!!! BEARER thought up of everything for this match, and God only knows where he got these ideas! He stands, realizing what PIERCE is holding, running back down to the eleventh floor quickly. With PIERCE slow to follow, he is able to open up the closet on that floor, and he finds………alcohol and bottles? Empty water bottles and Vodka, to be exact. He quickly opens the bottles, pouring the vodka into the water bottles. He sees PIERCE coming around, dumping the bottle of vodka into the closet again, and closing the door. BRAD IS ABOUT TO SWING, but………HALT! SOUL BEARER holds his hand out, telling PIERCE to stop. He explains that PIERCE looks tired, so he needs something to drink. Handing him one of the bottles, and taking one for himself, PIERCE takes the offer with a questioning look, and downs the bottle. Wiping his mouth before BEARER could even take a sip, he grabs the bottle out of his hand and drinks that. Asking for more, BEARER hands PIERCE the last three bottles.
10 minutes pass by now, and PIERCE is now downing the vodka bottle, not even realizing it is vodka, thinking it’s water. He finally finishes, and stumbling around he hiccups, picking up the machete. He helps PIERCE back up to the thirteenth floor, grabbing the chair that was on the twelfth as they walked by. He sets him down, and as PIERCE goes to swing, BEARER turns around and NAILS him with the chair! PIERCE only stumbles though, getting enraged as the alcohol makes him go ballistic! He’s swinging the machete all around, at one point or another hitting BEARER in the arms and legs. SWOOSH! RIGHT ACROSS THE FACE, LEAVING TWO MARKS ON HIS CHEEKS! BEARER know he has to get away, so with one last shot he takes a swing with the chair, nailing PIERCE again, this time sending him down. He’s only able to make it to the fourteenth floor, though, only one floor away from the top. PIERCE was able to stand again, after being knocked out with chloroform, and being shot through the veins with vodka! BEARER looks around for a weapon, but there is nothing, only the char-pit in the center of the lighthouse. He tries to climb up to the top, but PIERCE stops him, lifting him onto his shoulders and whacking his head off the top of the lighthouse! That is pure metal right there, and he’s leaving dents! ELECTRIC CHAIR ONTO THE CONCRETE STAIRS! BEARER holds his neck with pressure now, knowing he may have broken it! PIERCE takes this opportunity to reach the top! He’s there, too! Brushing his hair out of his face because of the wind, he takes a look around, knowing what it took to get here. What he doesn’t realize is that Bearers back up, and he yanks on PIERCE’s leg! PIERCE wobbles, then falls, and he keeps falling! Fourteenth, thirteenth, twelfth, eleventh, falling and falling. He ends up on the tenth floor, working his way up. Met back on the thirteenth with BEARER, who now has the machete, PIERCE’s eyes open wide as he tries to avoid the swinging BEARER. He catches him on the hand, badly cutting him open from his middle finger, past his wrist a little bit. That will leave a mark until death, XWF’ers!
PIERCE finally gets away, making his way back to the top, but BEARER drops the machete, able to pull PIERCE down and climb to the top himself. He does the same as PIERCE did, brushing his hair back and looking around. The light, which is moving around, nearly catches SOUL BEARER off guard, as does PIERCE. PIERCE does a spinning back kick, nearly stumbling off the side! BEARER is able to duck, grabbing a hold of PIERCE before he could fall. Did BEARER just save BRAD’s life? PIERCE just looks at SOUL BEARER now, knowing what just happened. BEARER just looks at PIERCE, then swings a fist, but PIERCE ducks! SUPERKICK! NO! BEARER reverses, turning around and nailing a clothesline! PIERCE FALLS INTO THE HOLE! HE’S FALLEN! NO!!!!!!!! He’s hanging onto the side. BEARER smiles, and goes to stomp on PIERCE’s feet, but with the agility he has, PIERCE is able to move his hand and grab BEARER’s foot, knowing BEARER had to pull him up to save himself. BEARER does so, and PIERCE jumps up, nailing BEARER in the forehead with a forearm shot. Both men are bleeding badly, and the only place to go from here is DOWN into the hell at the center of this building. PIERCE regains his stability, noticing BEARER is still a little woozy. He nails him in the head with a knee, and begins to drop himself to the ground to kick BEARER down the hole, hurting his back on the concrete in the process. No one said this was going to be an easy task, but on the last kick, BEARER is able to move, sending PIERCE forward. PIERCE stops himself, and stands up.
PIERCE looks up, noticing SOUL BEARER running at him, but he sidesteps him, sending him almost over the railing! BEARER turns around and PIERCE goes to punch him, but BEARER moves. PIERCE immediately turns around and SUPERKICKS SOUL BEARER, and as SOUL BEARER falls backwards, he breaks the glass on the light!!!! He falls again, AND HE FALLS DOWN THE HOLE! BEARER IS FALLING INTO THE HELL!!
CCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCRRRRRACKKKKKKKKKKKK, CRUUUUUNCH, FLLLLLLLARRRRR…….AHHHHHHH…………..SHINGGGGGGGGGGG……
And as he falls into the tables…….the scene slowly flips through the life of SOUL BEARER in the XWF. His life basically flashing before his eyes, the scene fades back to BEARER lying in a heap of blood, being shredded by knives, glass, and tacks.
STILL UNIVERSAL CHAMPION
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- - "Stairway To Hell" Match - -
The show goes off the air with BRAD looking down at BEARER from the top, and the question of: Is BEARER going to be ok, or better yet……
Is BEARER even ALIVE!?
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