Big Busted Women...

...can always get a taxi on the worst days.
...can always have a neat place to carry spare change.
...make jogging a spectator sport.
...can keep a magazine dry while laying in the tub.
...have more negotiating power (with men shorter than them).
...usually can find leftover popcorn after a movie.
...can always carry a little extra.
...always float better.
...know where to look for lost earrings.
...rarely lack for a slow dance partner.
...have a place to set their glasses when sitting in an armless recliner.

Small Busted Women...

...don't cause a traffic accident every time they bend over in public.
...always look younger.
...find that dropped food makes it to the napkin on their lap.
...can always see their toes and shoes.
...can sleep on their stomachs.
...have no trouble sliding behind the wheel of small cars
...know that people can read the entire message on their T-shirts.
...can come late to a theatre and not disrupt and entire aisle.
...can take aerobic class without running the risk of knocking themselves out.