CRASH AND FRIENDS: THE CTR BRAWL
Days have passed since the incident... the incident that has changed the lives of Crash and all his friends forever... especially Tiny's, the main victim of the horrible event... Just when they thought it was over... It happened again...
Now they have to do what they did before...
ALL
OVER
AGAIN!
Our story starts when our heroes and villains were taking another vacation at N. Sanity Beach, the place where all adventures start. The Portal into the Abyss was still there, even after 27 days.
Cortex: I can't believe that portal is still there!
Oxide: Even after 27 days!
Then, they both look at Tiny.
Tiny: Don't look at Tiny that way!!!
Suddenly, Pura spots a strange circle of light on the shore, but he thinks it's just the sun....
Pura: Man, that sun is shining pretty bright today! Some areas are lighter than others!
Tawna: Ahhhh, nothing like a good bit of relaxation. Keep on shinin', sun! Gimme a tan!
Suddenly, a very loud voice yells at them from nowhere!
Voice: Sooo, I heard you guys saved Tiny from Papu Papu! You must've been pretty brave to do that! You also must've been pretty fast! So, I challenge you all to a race to see who is fastest!
Oxide: Copycat!
Polar: Just who are you, anyways?
Voice: My name is Oxy Gin, and I hereby challenge you all to a CTR Brawl!
N.Gin: HEY!! That's my brother!
Brio: That's your brother? I thought he was another Gazmoxia creep.
Oxide: Watch it, Frankenstein.
Tropy: What will you do if we win?
Oxy Gin: If you win, I'll give you all 5 years worth of wumpa fruit, bananas, and Eucalyptus Tree Trunks!!!
Crash: Yuuum!
Rilla Roo: My mouth is watering soooo much!
Koala Kong: 5 years worth of Eucalyptus tree trunks!
Coco: (with a shaky voice) And if we lose?
Oxy Gin: If you lose, I'll turn the entire planet into a dark cave, and turn you all into bats!
Everyone: AHHHHHHHH!!!
Brio: I've always wanted to fly!
All: BRIO! ARE YOU MAD!?!?!?
Brio: Just a thought.
Oxy Gin: So, do you dare to accept the challenge?
Dingodile: You're on, mate!
Tiny: Are you mad!
Crash: Guys! Think about it! We've done it before! We can do it again!
Oxy Gin: Here are the rules! There will be 3 divisions of racers. They will consist of:
Division 1: Crash, Coco, Tawna, Polar, Pura.
Division 2: Cortex, Oxide, Brio, N.Gin, Tropy.
Division 3: Tiny, Dingodile, Koala Kong, Rilla Roo.....
Oh man! I've run out of racers for Division 3! I must pick someone from out of this realm. How about... Hunter!
Suddenly, Hunter pops out of nowhere.
Hunter: Ok, Spyro! To do a Gnasty Gnorc, just... hey! Where am I? I was teaching Spyro how to do some cool skateboard moves, when I came here! Oh, hey Crash! Whazzup?
Cortex: Why Hunter? Why didn't you pick Ripper Roo or someone from our previous adventures! This is Crash and Friends, not Crash and Friends with a few pals of Spyro!
Oxy Gin: He was the first person that came to my mind. Anyways, the race will start in Crash Cove, and after doing a lap of Crash Cove, you will instantly be transported to Roo's Tubes. Then you will go to Mystery Caves, Sewer Speedway, Tiger Temple, Coco Park, Papu's Pyramid, Dingo Canyon, Blizzard Bluff, Dragon Mines, Polar Pass, Tiny Arena, N.Gin Labs, Cortex Castle, Hot Air Skyway, and Oxide Station, all in that order. After you are done with Oxide Station, you will go to Skull Rock, in which there you must fight to the death. Once someone's car is destroyed, that person is out of the race, and everyone else will go back to Crash Cove for another lap. After Lap 2, you will go to Rampage Ruins, Lap 3 will be Rocky Road, and Lap 4 is Nitro Court. The starting weapons you will receive depends on what place you finish a lap in.
1st: Aku Aku/ Uka Uka
2nd: Shield
3rd: 3 missiles
4th: 3 bowling bombs
Last: Nothing
Note that when a player is deleted from further racing, one item will be deleted, and the person that comes in last place for that lap will get nothing. After all 3 divisions are done, the winners from each division will race me in a final race. After a lap, we will go to Parking Lot for a final battle. We will keep battling until one person is left standing, and he/she will be the ultimate champion. The starting weapons will be the same. Between division races, there will be special Bash Challenges. They will be the following:
Between 1 & 2: Crashball match
2-3: Pogo Painter match
After 3: Jungle Bash match
The players will be the survivors of the Skull Rock Battle. If the winner of the Division Race wins the match, he/she will get 3 masks at the beginning of the final race. If, however, one of the Challengers wins, he/she will appear as a ghost in the final race and be able to fire 1 missile at anyone they please. However, after it is launched, the ghost will disappear for the rest of the race. Now that the rules have been told... LET'S RACE!!!!! Off you go, then!
Crash, Coco, Tawna, Polar, and Pura are suddenly wapred to Crash Cove, in which each are in a go-cart. An announcer (AKA CortexCrash65) suddenly booms to the audience with a second announcer (a.k.a. Xeno the Xenomorph) by his side.
Announcer 1: Our racers are finally here! Now we can get on with the race. Racers, start your engines!
3...
2...
1...
GOOOOOO!!!
And they're off! Crash pulls a stunning Turbo Boost just as the light turns green, putting him in an easy 1st place. But Tawna hits a “?” box, and she gets... a bomb! She fires it immediately, pre-detonates it... OHH! MISSES BY A HAIR!
Announcer 2: That'll teach her to fire a weapon immediately after the green light! Isn't that right, Xeno?
Announcer 1: Who's Xeno?
Announcer 2: He's my pet Xenomorph. Commere, Xeno!
Suddenly, a strange looking alien comes bounding into the Announcer Booth. He hisses a loud hiss at Announcer 1.
Announcer 1: WHHOOOAAA!!!
Announcer 2: Good Xenomorph!
Announcer 1: Crash comes winding around Canyon Curve, and drives onto Wumpa Ramp. He gets the Wumpa Box on the left, but Tawna was going for that one, so she misses it! Sorry, Tawna! But that's what ya get for tailgating!
Announcer 2: Crash heads into Crash Cove... he's on the edge... he's in the water… He jumps!! WOW!!! I DON'T BELIEVE THIS, FOLKS! HE'S MADE IT ONTO CRASH CLIFF!
Announcer 1: I haven't seen that happen in about 15 years!
Announcer 2: Xeno seems to like it!
(Xeno hisses short, high-pitched hisses of excitement)
Announcer 1: Tawna drives under Pirate Ship Bridge, passing Crash and putting her in 1st place. Crash drives off the edge, and... OUUUUCHHH! Lands right on top of Coco!
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Announcer 2: She'll have a lump on her head for weeks! Now, flat-as-a-pancake Coco drives very slowly, letting Pura blow right past her! She pops back up just in time to stop Polar from doing the same thing, putting Coco in 4th place. Crash races along Crash Bridge and approaches Shipwreck Shore. CortexCrash65, how long has that ship been there?
There was no response.
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Voice: Ladies and gentlemen, we have breaking news from Announcer 2.
Announcer 2: It is very sad, but I must tell you all... The Imperial Sandora, an evil army just north of us, killed our beloved Announcer 1, CortexCrash65, last night. The good news, however, is that we've found a new Announcer 1 - NeoCrash56, a friend of CortexCrash! Wait....
New Announcer 1: I am not CortexCrash's friend! I am the ghost of him! But do not panic; I will not terrorize any of you... I will be the same announcer that you all know, just with a new name and now immortal!!!
Audience: YEEEAAAAHHH!
Announcer 2: We will return to the regularly scheduled Cash and Friends adventure in just a moment....
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When we last left our heroes and villains, they were racing in Coco Park when aliens started to blast up the course.
Announcer 1: Crash enters Computer Tunnel. But in the park... WHAT IN THE WORLD??? WHERE DID THESE ALIENS COME FROM? WHY ARE THEY BLASTING UP THE RACE TRACK?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Announcer 2: A missile gets fired by an alien... it hits Coco and blasts her cart into pieces! That wasn't supposed to happen until Skull Rock!!!
Announcer 1: Ladies and gentlemen, this may be the end!
Meanwhile, on the planet Gasmoxia....
Oxy Gin: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Those fools! With my alien army and their ultra-powered missiles, I can't lose! They'll destroy all of Division 1, and then there will not be enough racers for the final race, making me win automatically!!! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Back on Earth, Aku Aku hears Oxy Gin in his head, and discovers his plan.
Aku: I cannot let Oxy Gin do this! He cannot take over the world like that! I must stop him at once!
Aku teleports himself to Oxy's lair, where sitting in front of a large control panel is his target. He is startled by Aku's entrance.
Oxy: WHAT?!?!?! Who are you???
Aku: I am Aku Aku from Earth, and I have discovered your evil plan to rule the world unfairly! I have come to stop you once and for all!
Oxy: How did YOU find out!? You're just a MASK!!!!
Aku: You forgot I have magical powers.
And with that, Aku blasts Oxy into pieces with his deadly Death Ray. Then he hits the "Alien Army Self-Destruct" button on the control panel, which terminates all the aliens on Earth. Meanwhile, on Earth....
Announcer 2: The alien by the bush... explodes!!! In fact, every alien are blasting themselves apart!
Announcer 1: Idiots!
Xeno: HIIIIIISSSS!!!
Suddenly, Aku's voice booms over the intercom.
Aku: You need not race anymore. Oxy is finished off, and will not take over this planet!
The audience cheered and then, Aku tells them about Oxy's evil plan.
Crash: That dirty rat!
N.Gin: (in audience) I always knew my brother was a rotten egg. At least I don't have to deal with him anymore!
Suddenly, Hunter gets in a rage!
Hunter: Great! I came here for hours, making Spyro wait, and all for nothing! I didn't have to do squat!
Brio: So you would rather have Spyro turned into a bat than come here to help us?
Hunter: Never thought about it that way!
Suddenly, Hunter disappears back to Avalar.
All: Bye, Hunter!
So Oxy Gin was terminated, and the race had an early ending. Crash and his friends could go back to N. Sanity Beach and relax... but not for long...
THE END
(SURPRISE ENDING!)
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