WHEN THEIR WORLDS CLASH
A slight breeze blew around the Australian plane. Crash closed his eyes and felt it on his face. Everything was normal. He opened his eyes as he heard Coco shouting for him. He ran up to her, she had her laptop out and was typing away.
Crash: What is it Coco?
Coco: Look at this code I found.
He peered over, on the screen was a computer code, it had millions of numbers and was going really fast.
Crash: Ever seen that film... the Matrix?
Coco: Crash, this is important! If I...
She typed a few things into it; something made a noise behind them. It was a warp portal. Crash went up to it.
Coco: Be careful!
He put his hand into it and it started sucking him in.
Crash: Ah awesome – I’m being evaporated!
Coco followed him - they both tumbled down something that looked like a black hole.
(Credits roll)
Coco: What have you done?
Crash: What, you opened it?
Coco: No, there's a horrid smell in here.
Crash: Oh, sorry – I baked a brownie!
They landed in a city. Crash looked disappointed.
Crash: Just a normal boring city.
Coco: By my calculations, we’re in the world of...
(Screen goes black)
Crash Bandicoot, Pokémon and Digimon in:
WHEN THEIR WORLDS CLASH
Crash: POKÉMON!!! You mean were in that wacko anime show?
Coco: Yep.
Crash suddenly turned around to the sound of footsteps - 2 boys and 2 girls came up the path. The first boy had messy black hair and looked a bit British, the other boy had brown spiky hair and was older. The younger girl had orange hair and was holding an egg pokémon, and there was another girl who looked more mature.
Ash: What the heck are you?
Crash: I’m a evil pokémon and I came to suck your blood.
Coco: Crash! Sorry, we have been warped to your world and we dont know how to get back to ours.
Ash: We'll help ya, but first we need to do something - it won’t take long.
Crash: K
Brock: You guy's are kinda weird
Crash: Well your not so good looking your self
Pikachu: Pika, pika.
They stopped at a cliff. Crash looked around.
Crash: Why are we here?
Ash pointed to a strange aircraft in the sky.
Crash: Whoa, that's huge, why do we need to get there?
Ash: I think Lawrence is up to something
Misty: He always is.
Carrie: Uh-huh.
Coco: How do we get up there?
Ash: Um... er... I don’t know.
Brock: We could use that.
He pointed to a huge slingshot.
Carrie: Kinda weird where it is.
Misty: Well this is a film, so it doesn’t have to make sense.
Crash: No, ya not getting me in that…
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Crash: …I can’t believe I’m doing this.
Carrie: Don’t worry - we will be up after you.
They pulled it back and let go - Crash sped through the air at high speed, and crashed into one of the big windows of the Hikoukyu aircraft. Lawrence heard something.
Lawrence III: Oh, don’t tell me them bird's have been pooping again…
He opened the window, and Crash fell on the floor, he looked up. A tall guy stood in front of him, probably in his 20's,he had yellow, greenish hair that was flat at the top, but spiked upward near the sides. There was something about him that Crash didn’t like.
Lawrence III: What are you supposed to be?
Crash: I... er...
The rest suddenly catapulted up to it.
Ash: OK, I know you’re up to something!
Lawrence III: Oh not you again, but then again imaginative way to get up here.
Crash: Who is this guy?
Misty: He's Lawrence III, an evil pokémon collector.
Lawrence III: I’m not that evil!!!
Crash: Hold it, just a sec…
He went up to him and started pulling the little bit's of hair that hung in front of his ears.
Crash: Hahahaha!!!!!!!!!
Coco: Oh Crash, you are embarrassing!
Lawrence knocked him across the floor and Crash got up in a bad mood.
Lawrence III: Well this time I’m not trying to catch Lugia... ah, my pizza's ready!
He rushed off. Crash looked around the huge room they were in. It seemed to have a lot of neat junk in it.
Ash: Hmmmm... Something's wrong!
Lawrence came back after a while. Ash looked up and Pikachu ran up to Ash.
Ash: So if ya not catching Lugia, what are you doing?
Lawrence III: I have found out are world will be destroyed unless someone goes to another dimension called Amutanea.
Ash: And let me guess, you want us to go.
Lawrence III: Well that was the idea...
Crash: No way - I can’t be bothered.
Lawrence III: It will destroy your world too. Anyway could you please open a portal?
He nodded at Coco, she looked doubtful but agreed and she typed a few things on her laptop. Another warp portal appeared.
Lawrence III: OK, before we go...
He turned round to see that they had already gone.
Lawrence III: Ah, kids are always in a rush for everything except school.
He followed then into it; they all flew down the snakelike tunnel.
Carrie: This is really cool!
Ash: You’re kidding.
Carrie: What? Ya scared Ash?
Ash: No I...
Misty: Heh!
Crash: So why will this bring about the end of the world?
Lawrence III: In the world we are coming to, pokémon and digimon are at war for an unknown cause.
Brock: What's a digimon?
Coco: They’re a bit like pokémon.
Ash: Cool!
Suddenly they fell out of the tunnel and into a boat that started to sail down a river.
Misty: What's that smell?
Crash: Sorry – I baked a brownie.
Carrie: Er... guy's, I got some bad news!
Crash looked up and in front of them was a huge waterfall.
Crash: Oh no!
Lawrence III: This isn’t fair - I hate log flumes.
Ash: Everybody hold on tight, we’re going down!
The boat neared the edge; it rocked over and then plummeted down.
All: AAARRRHHH!!!
It hit the water, everyone flew out into the river and Crash got pushed down as he tried to fight the rapids.
Crash: Help - I can’t swim!
Coco: Ah, Crash!
Lawrence III: Why couldn’t you have opened it in a safer place?
Coco: It wasn’t my... WHOA!
A huge wave made everyone fly in different directions, something moved under the water. A huge Gyarados rose out slinging them to safety.
Carrie: Hey, why did it save us?
Ash: Maybe it knows we’re from the pokémon world
Brock: That is a possibility Ash.
Something else came out of the water, it was much bigger than the Gyarados, and it looked like a sea snake.
Misty: What's that?
Tai: It's Seadramon!
Ash: Who are you?
Two boys had came out of nowhere, one had a hypnotic hairstyle, and looked kinda childish, the other was more mature, and they both had a digimon.
Lawrence III: Er... nice hairstyle.
Tai: Hey...
The Seadramon turned to face them!
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The Gyarados suddenly attacked it, Seadramon hit it and it went flying onto the shore.
Misty: Poor Gyarados.
LawrenceIII: As I told you, pokémon and digimon here are always at war.
Matt: There must be a way to stop them.
Ash: We have to find out what is making them fight.
Crash: Right!
Agumon: Let's go!
Gabumon: Yeah!
Pikachu: Pika, pika!!!
They all walked for a while and soon they heard a screech. They ran behind a rock and looked over to the field. A Zapdos was battling a Skullgreymon.
Lawrence III: Ah, a Zapdos!
Brock: Don’t even think about it, Mr. collector guy!
Lawrence III: Oh, I... er...
Crash: Would Zapdos stand a chance against that thing?
Coco: I doubt it.
Agumon: That's Skullgreymon, my evil digivolved form!
Crash: What the heck is making them fight like this?
Lawrence III: Gee, that's a hard one.
Tai: Guys, I think it's a hamburger.
Carrie: What?
Tai: Look, on that cliff - it's dancing!
Ash: You have a problem.
Lawrence III: Uh huh, and his hair is a disaster.
Tai: Hey, I don’t need your remarks!!!
Skullgreymon turned around and ran after them, they all ran for their lives.
Brock: ARH, this really sucks!
Lawrence III: And that thing is speeding up!
Crash: No – it’s us slowing down!!!
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Tai came running up behind Ash, who turned to him.
Ash: I’m really starting to hate digimon.
Tai: Hey, pokémon are pretty ugly! What was that stupid Zap whatever?
Lawrence III: It's called a Zapdos, and it's more attractive than that thing behind us!
Ash: Yeah!
Tai: I'll show you…
He jumped at Ash, knocking him down, the rest run and climbed up a tree to hid.
Misty: What's happening?
Lawrence III: (looks through his binoculars) Er... well there just standing there
Brock: Ohhhhhhhhh!!!!
Carrie: What?
Brock: I see dead people!
Matt: Huh?
LawrenceIII: You watch too many films.
Crash: OK, it's time for you to see the bandicoot in action.
Crash brought out his wumpa bazooka, and aimed it at skullgraymon.
Lawrence III: Er... what else do you keep in your pants?
Coco: You don’t wanna know!
Crash had to shoot Skullgreymon about 50 times before it retreated.
Ash: Hey, thanks fuzzo!
Tai: Hmmmm... Come on it's getting dark!
They all walked for a while and found a cave where they planed to sleep for the night. But someone else had already got there first.
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Voice: Prepare for trouble!
Voice: And make it double!
Ash sighed as Team Rocket appeared out of the mouth of the cave.
Jesse: To protect the world from devastation…
James: To unite all peoples within are nation…
Jesse: To denounce the evil's of truth and love…
James: To extend our reach to the stars above…
Jesse: JESSE!!!
James: JAMES!!!
Jesse: Team Rocket blast of at the speed of light!
James: Surrender now or prepare to fight!
Meowth: Meowth, that's right!!!!
Lawrence III: Er... nice motto.
Ash: We don’t have time for this now guys!
Jesse: Well in fact we found something!
James: Come with us and take a look-see!
Team Rocket lead them to the back of the cave, where there was an ancient writing on a rock.
Brock: Wonder what it says…
Crash: Hmmmmm...
Carrie: It's probably a legend.
Lawrence III: Well duh!
Carrie: Hey, watch ya mouth collector!
Lawrence III: I don’t need coments from a...
Ash: OK, shut it guys! Hey Lawney, can’t you translate things like this?
Lawrence III: Oh, ok!
He went up to it and behind them James spotted Carrie.
James: Hey, you’re cute!
Brock: That's my girl ya talking to!
Crash: Hahahahahaha!!!!!
James: Shut it fuzzball!
Coco: Don’t talk to my brother like that!
Matt: Oh, guys don’t fight!!!!
Lawrence III: We’re in trouble
Misty: Why?
Lawrence III: The weirdo, wackos!
Ash: Eh?
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(NOTE: The song lyrics in this part are real, and were on the original soundtrack that hardly anyone has)
They set up a fire, and sat down to talk.
Ash: What did you mean by the weirdo, wackos?
Lawrence III: Don’t worry about it!
Brock: Hmmmmm... Hey Misty - have you heard the soundtrack to “Pokémon 2000”?
Misty: Yeah - that was cool!
Lawrence III: The original of that had my song on it.
Carrie: Er.....you have a song?
Lawrence got a glint in his eye
LawrenceIII: Yes I have.
All: No don’t do it!
He stood up.
All: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
LawrenceIII: (sings) I'm not someone's king
I'm not someone's soldier
Like piecing the shards of a broken mirror back together
I'll collect things scattered all over this planet!
I am a collector!
I am a collector! Collector!
I won't give away tomorrow
I won't bury yesterday
Like a music note sitting atop the score
I'll repair any mistakes in the timing!
I am a collector!
I am a collector! Collector!
This looks good... like a holy light
This sounds good... like listening into heaven
I can't be tied down by anything
From the sky I can see everything
I embrace the dreams
Trapped inside this prism...
This is my collection…
The pokémon attacked him - Meowth jumped on his head.
Pikachu: Pika!
Lawrence III: Meowth, you’re messing up my hair
Meowth: Then stop singing!
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3 miles away:
The creature of everyone's nightmares was cowering in fear at the thing in front of it.
Abyssumon: Xeno, go and kill them!
Xeno: But it wouldn’t be right!
Abyssumon: NOW, before I kill you!!!!!
The xenomorph ran out and down a dark corridor. He stopped at the sound of a voice.
Chris: Don’t you dare hurt them.
Xeno: I don’t wanna!
Chris: Please could you take my pokémon to them? I know they will be safe there.
Xeno: Of course, and don’t worry – they’re coming!
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When Xeno got to the cave,a guy was standing outside holding a pokémon card.
Xeno: Excuse me…
Lawrence III: AAAAAARRRRRRHHHHHHHH, you guys gotta let me in!
Carrie: Not if ya keep singing!
Lawrence III: I wont, it's just there's a monster out here! HELP!!!!!!
She let him in and Xeno followed knocking Carrie over.
Misty: Ew... I hate bugs.
Tai: Is that a pokémon?
Ash: No!
James: It's scary!
Xeno: Ok, ya have to listen - these are the world's greatest pokémon master's pokémon.
He dropped 6 poké balls.
Xeno: Now you must look after these, and head west - someone will meet you.
He ran off really fast, Jesse looked confused.
Jesse: Meet us were?
Matt: I don’t know.
Ash: But we gotta go now!
Lawrence III: And see that thing again? No way!
Coco: It looked familiar.
Crash: Right!
Coco: Right what?
Crash: Right!
Coco: Eh?
They all set off to the west. It lead them to a rainforest.
Lawrence III: Weirdo, wackos are close...
Tai: What the heck is he talking about?
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Brock: What are the weirdo, wackos?
Lawrence III: Unowns!
Ash: What?
Lawrence III: They’re pokémon called Unown, 26 of them to be exact. They kill anything on site, and never give up until you’re dead, formerly known as The Weirdo, Wacko Gang.
Carrie: Uh huh, and you would fit perfectly in that gang, ay Lawrney?
Lawrence III: You don’t believe me, but I have a picture of what they did to this guy.
He held up a photo - Misty, Carrie, Coco and Jessie got rather scared.
Carrie: Aaaarrrrhhhhh!!!!!!
Jessie: Help!
Misty: That's worse than anything!
Coco: Right!
Tai: Ew!
Matt: That's impossible!
Ash: I don’t wanna be you!
Lawrence III: What? Oh… wrong photo.
He held up another of a guy covered in blood.
Brock: That's sick!
James: What do these Unown look like?
Lawrence pointed behind them.
Lawrence III: Like that!
Crash turned around - 26 weird looking pokémon were floating in the air. They were small and looked like metal bars with one eye, all of them were a different shape to the other.
Crash: Let me guess, we run now!
They didn’t need an answer - Lawrence was already half a mile away.
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The weirdo, wacko's got closer, Ash fell over. Misty looked behind and saw them attacking him.
Misty: Oh no, guy's we have to help him!
Lawrence III: (sings to the tune of “Ooh, Stick You” by Daphne and Celeste) Ew, stick you, your pokémon too, and charmander!
Misty ran to Ash, while the other's got on a cliff and looked in a huge telescope that had just seemed to appear out of nowhere.
Brock: What's happening? Can you see them?
Lawrence III: Yes but they are heavily guarded... hang on there's something in the sky!
James: What is it?
Lawrence III: It's...
All: Lugia!!!
The legendary bird picked Ash and Misty up. And flew them to the cliff.
Ash: Thanks, for saving us!
Lugia: You are not safe yet - the Unowns are coming! You must get on my back - i will fly you the rest of the way.
They got on and Lugia flew up before Lawrence could get on.
Lugia: Not you!
Lawrence III: But the Unown's…
Lugia: You almost caused the end of the world last time, and you could turn on us, and try to catch me, like last time.
Lawrence III: I wont, just they’re gonna rip me to shreds!
Lugia: You deserve what's coming to you!
Lugia flew off, Lawrence turned to the Unowns, they were getting closer. He pulled out the Ancient Mew card.
Lawrence III: I guess this is it…
An Unown attacked him, causing him to let go of the card.
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After two hours, Lugia landed near a temple and they got off.
Lugia: I must go now.
Ash: But we...
Lugia flew away.
Tai: Even though I don’t like pokémon, that Lugia is pretty cool!
Voice: I have been expecting you!
Carrie: Who's there?
A Slowking stood on a rock looking down at them.
Slowking: The 11 of you... I mean 10 now… have to defeat Abyssumon.
He pointed to a door.
Slowking: Go in there.
Crash: How do we know we can trust you?
But Slowking had already gone. Ash went up to the door. They pulled at it,but no such luck. Crash saw something shiny on the ground and picked it up.
Carrie: Hey, that's an Ancient Mew card!
Brock: What would that be doing out here?
Ash: It's Lawney's! He had one. I hope he had a quick death
James: I don’t!
Jessie: Yeah, he wasn’t that charming.
Ash: I think I can use this!
He put it in the slot of the door.
Misty: When did you learn to do that?
Ash: Prof. Oak.
The door opened slowly and inside was a mine cart on a track that lead into a dark tunnel.
Crash: Now the fun begins!
Matt: Right!
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They all got in the mine cart; Brock pushed it and then jumped in. It started to move towards the tunnel.
Crash: All right, here we go!
Carrie: This is gonna be cool!
Jesse: That tunnel looks really dark…
The cart picked up speed and went into the tunnel, and they could see nothing.
Ash: Does anyone else get the feeling that we’re going upwards?
Tai: And what goes up...
The tunnel opened out, and the cart shot down almost vertically down the track.
Misty: MUST COME DOWN... VERY FAST!!!
It went up and down, around and sideways.
Matt: I don’t like this.
James: I’m glad Lawrence isn’t here - he would have been sick by now.
Meowth: Er... guys, what happens when there's a hole in the track, and lava beneath us?
James: We all get very scared.
Meowth pointed to the track ahead.
Brock: Oh no, we’re dead!
(Suddenly everyone is wearing Indiana Jones stuff, and the theme music plays.)
Crash: Hang on!
He got a wipe and made it warp around a bar, they all held on, and were slung to a ridge.
(Now they’re back to normal)
Ash: Guys, look!
In front of them was a huge door. It had pictures of pokémon and digimon on it, and some ancient writing. And inside something waited for them!
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Abyssumon: You dare to betray me!
It opened its wings, spicks shot out around the rim of it's wing's and along it's back. He grabbed Crash and flew away across the sea.
Coco: No, Crash!
Chris: Now how do we get it?
Ash: Who are you?
Chris: I’m the world's greatest pokémon master!
Ash: Oh, here are the rest of ya pokémon.
Lawrence had gone up to a wall; they went over to see more of that funny writing.
James: What does it say?
Lawrence III: It says the crystal of death can be found....
Jesse: What's the crystal of death?
Lawrence III: I don’t know anyway, it can be found in the temple of AAARRRRHHHH.
Brock: Temple of AAARRRRHHHH??????
Jessie: Maybe whoever wrote this died when writing.
Matt: But he wouldn’t write AAARRRRHHHH.
Lawrence III: Isn’t there an AAARRRRHHHH in Pewter city?
Brock: No that's OOOORRRRHHHH.
Chris: AAARRRRHHHH.
Tai: AAARRRRHHHH.
Lawrence III: AAARRRRHHHH.
Ash: AH!!!
Chris: No it's AAARRRRHHHH, in the back of the throat.
Ash: No, AH is like being surprised
Lawrence III: Oh, you mean like AH! ...Why you say that?
He pointed behind them at Skullgreymon, they ran away, with it in hot pursuit.
All: AAARRRRHHHH!!!!!!!
Skullgreymon: Grrrr!!!!!
Lawrence III: Shhhh, ha we lost it... no there it is!!!
Skullgreymon: Grrrrrrr!!!!!
Everything looked hopeless until the writer had a fatal heart attack.
Me: (fall's of chair) Errrrrrrr... *bbbbeeeeeeeeeepppppp*
Skullgreymon was no more so they could continue looking for Aybissumon.
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They all ran to the cliff, Abyssumon was flying over the sea.
Ash: Now how do we get it?
Slowking: You could use that speedboat.
Slowking pointed to a high-powered speedboat.
Lawrence III: All right, we can finally ride in style
Pikachu: Pika, pika!
Coco: Does anyone know how to drive that?
Carrie: I can, let's go!
Carrie drove it across the sea and they caught up with Abyssumon. Its tail suddenly burst out with huge spick's going all around it.
Chris: What's that? ...A chain saw tail?
It slashed it down to the boat; Carrie kept dogging the attacks moving back and forth. He brought it down, she slang it side way's causing Ash to fly out into the sea.
Carrie: Someone go help Ash now!
They all looked at Lawrence.
Lawrence III: Ack, no way!
They all pushed him out; Ash came swimming up behind him.
Ash: Come on!
Lawrence III: HELP, I can’t swim!
Ash: Oh no!
Back on the boat Carrie was still dogging the tail, Aybissumon slashed it side ways.
Brock: We are in big trouble…
Matt: Oh yeah…
She palled it backwards missing it, Aybissumon flew up high and dived into the water, Carrie turned the boat off.
Tai: Where did it go?
James: This is way too quiet.
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Ash came swimming up, looking a bit guilty.
Misty: Er… Ash, where's Lawrence?
Ash: Well he can’t swim so I helped him some of the way but I got tired....
Jessie: You’re telling me he has drowned?
Ash: Well… yeah.
Lawrence III: NO I haven’t, in fact I got a lift from a Seaking, no thanks to you little boy.
He got in the boat and glared at Ash.
Lawrence III: And now I’m drenched, and my hair is messed up!
Lawrence started doing his hair and Tai sniggered a bit.
Coco: Guys, remember my brother is down there with that dragon.
Brock: It isn’t a dragon.
Coco: Whatever.
Suddenly a huge tide wave rose out of the water, and near to it a whirlpool. Lugia burst out of the whirlpool. It shot a hyper beam at the tidal wave. Abyssumon appeared.
Lugia: Stop this, why are you doing it?
It didn’t reply, but shot a black beam at Lugia, Lugia did a hyper beam; they hit and created a explosion. Abyssumon quickly did another hitting Lugia, making him crash into the sea.
Lawrence III: Lugia can’t lose.
Abyssumon: Look's like, how you put it, the Water's Great Guardian has failed.
Abyssumon flew up higher laughing.
Ash: We are not giving up, not now.
Chris: I got an idea.
Ash: Huh?
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Chris: I want a battle!
Abyssumon: I can’t waste my time.
And with that he flew off, Coco looked depressed.
Carrie: Don’t worry we... huh?
A whirlpool rose out of the sea again, spinning madly.
Lawrence III: Lugia!
Ash: All right, all's not lost!
But what came out was not what they had expected, you could say it was Lugia but black and silver, with spikes along the bottom of it's wings, more evil looking and bigger. It opened its mouth but no soothing Lugia song came out, but a horrid screech. And its black teeth were as shape as knives.
Misty: What the heck is that?
Brock: Whatever it is it ain't friendly.
Lawrence III: Could be a new type of Lugia.
James: Or an evil evolution.
Jesse: You watch too much Digimon!
Carrie started the boat and drove off, the black Lugia flew after them beating its wings really hard. They came to the Temple of AAARRRRHHHH and shut the huge doors.
Matt: That should keep it out!
Its head suddenly crashed through the stone doors, it's teeth dripped with saliva, it then smashed the rest of the doors and everyone ran for it. The creature jumped and landed in front of them and opened it's mouth and hissed.
Lawrence III: We are in now very big trouble!
They ran down another corridor the Lugia was close behind them, it opened it's mouth and grabbed Lawrence.
Lawrence III: OK, why is it always me?
The Lugia closed its mouth; the other's found themselves at a dead end.
Ash: Now what do we do?
Psycho Lugia: Ew... yuck... urg…
Coco: It can talk!
Psycho Lugia: What on earth does this guy put on his hair?
He spat Lawrence out and Tai sniggered again.
Lawrence III: AAARRRHHH - THAT WAS DISGUSTING, IM DRIPPING WITH SALIVA!
Misty: It look's good on you!
Lawrence III: Shut it!
Brock: Who are you?
Psycho Lugia: My name is Psycho. I’m Lugia's brother.
James: Why did you try to kill us?
Psycho Lugia: Hehehehehe…
He charged for them again, but missing them and went straight into the wall crashing it down. Abyssumon was in there.
Aybissumon: So you came, I might as well tell you what's going to happen, here this is the Crystal of death - I need to activate it.
Coco: Why do you need my brother?
Aybissumon: Well now that the digimon and pokémon are fighting it has given it enough strength, and when I kill your brother are three worlds will clash making one world where all the pokémon, digimon and strange looking creatures like yourself will fight and kill anything and I will rule over this world, it's better than ruling one little world.
Ash: You can’t do this! I challenge you to a battle!
Lawrence III: like how could you poserbly win?
Ash: We could all work together... GO CHARIZARD!
Charizard came out of its poke ball.
Ash: OK guys little help!
Misty: Go Starmie!
Brock: Onix go!
Carrie: OK, here we go Mew!
Ash: Wow, you have a Mew! ...that's cool!
Chris: Go help ‘em, Ho-oh!
Lawrence III: Impressive!
Chris: Thanks!
The pokémon came out of their poké balls ready to battle.
Abyssumon: Hahahahaha!!!!!
He flew up and fired a black beam at them, Charizard missed it and did a flamethrower, and Onix slammed itself onto it.
Abyssumon: Aaaarrrrhhhh!!!!!!
Carrie: Mew, use psychic!
Mew held Abyssumon with psychic power and slammed it down. Abyssumon didn’t give up though.
Lawrence III: Hey I have a idea! We could get help from the weirdo, wackos!
Matt: How did you get away from them anyway?
Lawrence III: I made a deal.
Jesse: Uh huh!
Unown A: OK - we'll help if you want!
Unown H: Yepo!
Unown T: I’m hungry.
Unown Y: You’re always hungry!
The Unowns joined in on attacking Abyssumon, but it wasn’t working, he just didn’t seem to be getting hurt.
Coco: I gotta help Crash!
Coco walked over to where Crash lay on the floor.
Coco: Crash, wake up! We....
Psycho Lugia: You’re not doing anything!
Coco: Aaarrrhhhh!
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Psycho got closer to Coco.
Coco: Arh, help!
Psycho Lugia: Aw, your scared.... we can fix that.
He lunged at her and swallowed; Lawrence came running up to the camera.
Lawrence III: Hey is that supposed to happen? ...hello?
Camera guy: Hey quit it!
Director: CUT! Ya not actually supposed to eat her Psycho!
Psycho: Oops.
He spat her out onto the floor.
Coco: Ew!
Ash: Can we carry on?
Crash: That would be a good idea.
Abyssumon: You’re supposed to be fainted.
Crash: Right!
Director: OK, action!
Psycho Lugia got closer to Coco.
Coco: Arh... h...
Lawrence III: Aaaaaachuuu!
Coco: Grrrrrrr... arh, help!
Lugia: Oh you’re...
Psycho Lugia: That's my line!
Lugia: Ah!
Psycho Lugia: Oh you’re scared - we can fix that!
Lawrence III: With the "Tatty London Gift shop aid"!!!
Psycho Lugia: Grrrrrrrr!!!!!!
Lawrence III: Couldn’t help it!
Psycho lunged at Coco but before he hit, Abyssumon fell onto him.
Ash: YAY WE BEAT IT!!!!!!!
Misty: And Psycho!
Carrie: That was too easy...
Lawrence III: So... easy is good!
Brock: But why should we have good luck?
Lawrence III: Why not?
Brock: I’m glad I wasn’t in “Pokemon 2000”!
Lawrence III: Why?
Brock: (sweat drop) ...idiot.
Lawrence III: Narf off!
Carrie: You narf off
James: Guys, quit it!
Carrie: I’m a girl!
Lawrence III: You are?
Carrie: You can talk!
Lawrence III: Hey what's that supposed to mean?
Tia: SHUT UP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*************
Aybissumon suddenly got up very weak, he looked at the crystal and was about to kill Crash when Lugia came and did a hyper beam sending him into the wall were a sharp peace of metal landed in him... blood goes everywhere!
Lawrence III: hey what's this film rated?
Carrie: PG.
Lawrence III: Cant be, more like a 12.
Carrie: Needs more than that to be a 12
Brock: OK... (the next few words spoken are censored)
Carrie: Brock!
Brock: Hehehehehehe!
Lugia: Done, we are safe.
Psycho Lugia: Oh no you’re not!
Lugia: Leave them alone - they didn’t do anything!
Psycho Lugia: Right... it's you I wanna kill.
Psycho charged for Lugia.
Ash: Lugia, look out!
Lugia moved out of the way, Psycho crashed into the wall, knocking himself out.
Lugia: He never was that smart anyway!
The crystal lost its glow and melted into nothing.
Lugia: Now all the pokémon and digimon are going back to their worlds, I thank you.
Crash: Hey, did I miss something?
Lawrence III: Sorta.... Coco, access the Hikoukyu's computer and we can get out of here.
Coco: Right!
Coco accessed the computer and brought up the warp portal, Lugia turned to them.
Lugia: All pokémon people go though Crash and Coco go with them, you can only get to your world though there. Tai and Matt go though this one.
He opened another.
Ash: Are you coming Lugia?
Lugia: Yes, the other pokémon here are coming too.
They all jumped into the portal, and travelled down the black hole.
Lawrence III: Oh no!
Crash: ...oops
All: OHHH CRASH!!!!!
Crash: I couldn’t hold it!
Carrie: Maybe it's something in the air around here.
The portal opened and they landed on the floor of the Hikoukyu.
Lugia: Ow... oh… I’m outta here!
Lugia flew off, followed by Psycho. The weirdo, wacko's also went.
Lawrence III: OK, if I access my computer I can get you a portal to your world.
It opened, Crash looked at them.
Crash: That was... an interesting adventure.
Ash: Yeah… hope we can meet again sometime.
Jessie: I want to just get outta here.
Coco: Bye guys!
They jumped in.
Hour later~
After a stinky ride they landed in their house.
Crash: All right! We are just in time to watch “Pokemon 2000”!
Coco: Some things will never change!
Pokémon Narrator: Now that Crash is home he can watch “Pokémon” in peace, but who knows what adventures he will have with Ash and the others... only time will tell.
The End
Credits -
Cast
Crash Bandicoot
Coco Bandicoot
Ash Ketchum
Misty Waterflower
Brock Slate
Carrie
Lawrence III
Jesse
James
Tai
Matt
Music -
“Ware Wa Korekuta” (English version) - it never was done in English, Lozzy translated it.
“Ware Wa Korekuta” (Original Japanese version) – “Pokemon 2000” Japanese soundtrack
Background music and sound effects – Lawrence III
Directed by - Lawrence III
Thanks to –
Crystal Bandicoot for letting me use herself (Carrie) and drawing a poster
NeoCrash56 for nominating this in FFOTM
T-Rex for the great support throughout this fic and the FFOTM nomination
Behind the scenes -
Crash: Er… This was a great fic to work in... and I have gas!
Coco: I hated working on this fic, too many annoying people.
Ash: Hey... WHY DIDNT I SAVE THE WORLD THIS TIME?
Misty: Hey everybody, just saying hi to all my fans!
Brock: This was cool to work on... hello girls!
Carrie: BROCK! Anyway I liked this but Crash is smelly.
Lawrence III: It's a change from being the bad guy I suppose... hey I directed it anyway!
Jessie: This was cool, and I know I’m gonna get a big promotion for doing this!
James: And we could steal Pikachu!
Tai: Hmph! There should have been more Digimon in it.
Matt: Shut up, this was great to work on.
“When Their Worlds Clash”
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