”Oh it's on, puny font! Ryan, make sure I don’t get out of hand here!”
Man: ”What in the heck? I create a story just so you two can fight?”
”Hey, you're using my speech marks.”
*And who would you be?*
Man: “Hey, you made me up. I’m the guy in charge around here.”
”Oh, well you watch the fight, I gotta... go now... yeah.”
**Ryan throws the keyboard down and runs off.**
*Who on Earth are you?!*
**The guy whose job you stole!**
*Uh-oh...*
Ahahahaha! **, Would you like to join me in kicking *'s ass?
**My pleasure.**
*2 on 1 hardly seems a fair fight to me.*
^^Hi guys!^^
”What the hell...? Hey, uh, one star guy, who is this?”
*I wouldn't know, moron*.
”Why don’t you shut your mouth, stooge.”
*I've been called worse...*
”D’OH! Back to you, who the hell are you?”
^^Ah, would you recognize me as...^^ “THIS?!”^^
”Oh no... I thought I hid your body--er, got rid of you for good.”
^^”No, merely left me to die! Now I can use speech marks whenever I can, all” due to you! Now I “seek vengeance!”^^
Man: “Hey, this will be pretty good.”
*Hey new guy, wanna help me kick the new narrator and **'s ass?*
^^”I'm down with” that!^^
**You're on, man!**
^^”Yeah, I'll kick your ass any day, speech marks or no speech marks!”^^
Man: “Let's get it on! Oh wait a second - we can't do this now. How about we save this for the series finale. You all can pay for your hospital bills with your pay checks.”
*You have a point. Fine then, we wait...*
Man: “Well, looks like I do the outro.”
**Come back next week for the end and a fight.**
”Oh how lame!”
Man: “Don’t make me hurt you.”
”Sorry...”
Man: “That's what they all say.”
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Trepy and Bero have returned from their huge mission with Aku and others in "Out of Here, Scared Of There", so they are finally home again, and this is where we take place, immediately after Aku send them home.
Prelude to the End
**Trepy and Bero are transported back to Copy Mansion, where they rejoin a bored Enjin and Certox.**
Bero: I am NEVER playing that videogame, again, Trepy!!
Trepy: But it was not a gam--
Bero: NEVER! Nothing can change my mind.
Certox: Trepy, Bero! Where were you two?!
Bero: We were playing a stupid videogame!
Enjin: What?
Trepy: No, we were saving the worl--
Bero: A bad game at that! I am NEVER playing it again. Don’t even listen to what he says - it was horrible!!
Trepy: No, I tell you we were with Aku--
Certox: Sure, Trepy! Shall we all go play Monopoly?
Trepy: *sigh* Fine...
Enjin: Bero, lets go set it up.
Bero: Ok, and Ill tell you about that HORRIBLE videogame we played.
Certox: Now I need another $100 to pay for book 2 in Crash's "How To Be a Good Guy" series. Any ideas?
**Suddenly the phone rings.**
Certox: Yello?
Phone Man: Izzi bizzy oddy wow, woddy woddy zo, ind et fow wosh.(This is what Trepy hears)
Certox: Great, we'll be there tomorrow!
Trepy: Who was it?
Certox: A guy who offered us $100!!
Trepy: *sarcastic* Oh goody, how convienent... *sarcastic*
Certox: I sense a bit of sarcastic ness in your voice.
Trepy: Oh really? Where was it written?
Certox: Anyways, we have a meeting with NASA tomorrow, they want to talk with us about going to space.
Trepy: Oh really? Sounds neat. Do we really get to go to space?
Certox: He said so, but I don’t believe him.
Trepy: Why not?
Certox: He sounded sarcastic.
Trepy: Then are we really even going to meet NASA?
Certox: What, did I sound sarcastic when I said we're going to meet NASA? Jeez Trepy, what ancient mask warped you in here? Mr. Mighty and High.
Trepy: *sigh* Let us go play Monopoly...
**Certox and Trepy walk up stairs to meet Bero and Enjin for a good old game of Monopoly.**
Next time you see the copy rats will be the last, so anticipate it like a child birth!
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Enjin: I'm sorry, Bero, but I’m kicking you out of this house.
Bero: What?! You cannot do this!!
Certox: MONOPOLYYYYYY!!
**Bero stands up and throws a motel across the room.**
Bero: This game is worse than the one that Trepy made me play!
Trepy: FOR THE LAST TIME, IT WAS NOT A--
Bero: Oh suuuuuure, and I suppose that idiots George W. Bush won our presidency.
Certox: ...
Enjin: ...
Trepy: ...
Teeny: Meow?
Certox: What did Teeny just say?
Trepy: I don’t know, do I look like I speak cat?
Teeny: Meooow.
Trepy: You're right, we should stop fighting Teeny.
Certox: Wha--but--you--
Trepy: Come on, Certox, let's quit fighting.
Certox: OK. Hey Enjin, what time is it?
Enjin: Time for you to get a... uh, a time... time teller thingy--
Bero: A clock?
Enjin: Yeah, what were we talking about? Oh yeah, its 9 AM.
Certox: WHAT?!?! We have a meeting with NASA in 30 minutes!
**Trepy, Bero, and Enjin stare at each other in complete silence.**
Certox: What?
Bero: Are we, um, going to space?
Certox: I would guess so. So, yes, we are going to space.
Bero: And, uh, when did you plan to tell us?
Certox: Why would I need to do that?
Bero: Uh, yeah, you would. I have places to be and people to see, Certox. Did you ever think about that?
Certox: Huh?? You have never even left this house without us!
Bero: You don’t know that.
Certox: Have you ever been anywhere without us?
Bero: No, but that is beside the point, Certox.
**SMACK**
Trepy: Oh come on, no need for that! He didn’t mean to offend you!
Enjin: Geez, give him some slack!
Certox: Ow! Fool!
Bero: Hehe, woops. You were supposed to smack ME right?
**SMACK, SMACK, SMACK, SMACK... SMACK, SMACK, SMACK**
Trepy: Ah, some things never change.
Enjin: Tell me about it, I haven’t been out of this costume since that night Certox practiced his laugh.
Trepy: Being super heroes isn’t all its cracked up to be.
Enjin: *sigh* Shall we go walk the block and look for any crime?
Trepy: Sure, crime needs a butt whooping about now, its turning light out!
**Enjin and Trepy both jump up. Trepy picks up Teeny, and they walk outside.**
Certox: Wait for us!
Trepy: Good, you can help us look for the bad people.
Certox: And my "How To Be A Good Guy" books by Crash Bandicoot should be in the mail today. Goody...
**All four men walks onto Moore On St., and Certox opens the mailbox.**
Certox: WOOHOO!
**The four men then take a walk down the street to look for "crime".**
Bero: Look, that dog isn't on a leash!
Teeny: Meoooow!!
Trepy: Hah, now he is.
Certox: OK, shall we go to meet NASA now?
Enjin: Fine by me.
**The four men then leave for NASA HQ. They arrive at exactly 10:30 AM.**
Guard: Hold a second.
Bero: ...
Trepy: ...
Guard: Not literally! Wait a second, Are you those idiots--I mean, those astronauts we are waiting for?
Certox: Why yes, we are those idiots--I mean, those astronauts you are waiting for!
Guard: Go right on in then.
**All four men and Teeny walk into NASA HQ. They enter the first main room, the size of a warehouse, and see all kinds of weird aliens walking around!**
Bero: Look, it is a costume party!
Enjin: Then we shall fit right in!
Zee: Yes, heh, you shall. Right this way you four...
Teeny: Meooow!!
Zee: Uh, you five...
**All five follow then NASA manager, Zee, into a secret room.**
Zee: You 5 are going to space, 'Nuff said. We assume you know what you're doing, so good luck.
Certox: But when do we go to space?
Zee: This room will take off right when I walk out.
Trepy: Wow...
**Zee walks out of the room, and walks over to two more men.**
Zee: Both, they sure are stupid. How much is the government paying us to get rid of these super villains, again?
Jay: Enough that we can retire!
Kay: Didn’t they pester you with questions?
Zee: Nope! HAHAHAHA!!
Kay: HAHAHAHA!
Jay: Heh, heh, heheAHAHAHA!
**Back in the idiots room**
Bero: So we're leaving for space?
Certox: Looks like it...
Enjin: Where are we going?
Certox: To space.
Enjin: Oh OK! Hey, I think we're taking off...!
**The room begins to move and in minutes they are in space.**
Certox: So this is space, eh?
Trepy: Hey, we're heading for the sun, and really fast!
**BAM**
Trepy: Well looks like we changed course somehow!
Bero: Ooowwww!
Certox: HOOHOOHAWHAWHAW!
Trepy: HAHAHA!
Enjin: HEEHEEHEE!
Teeny: Meooow!
Bero: Uh-oh, we're about to land on this weird purple planet.
Certox: D’OH?
**BANG. The 5 then break their way out of the ship, and step out onto a purple street in a small little city.**
Enjin: This place looks familiar.
Civilian: Hi, welcome to Bandonia!
Certox: ...
Trepy: ...
Enjin: ...
Bero: Dot, dot, dot.
Teeny: ?
**The five idiots somehow managed to land on the space bandicoot planet, Bandonia, which is host to many space bandicoots, as well numerous super heroes from Earth, such as The 3 Kings, Drone, Changarang, and others.**
Certox: How... odd?
Bero: Anybody up for some "Space Rat"?
Trepy: What?!
Enjin: That restaurant says Space Rat on the sign outside.
Certox: I’m all for that... I suppose.
Trepy: Teeny?
Teeny: Meoooow...
Enjin: What?
Teeny: I said, Meoooow...
**The 5 idiots then walk into the restaurant titled Space Rat, and they may not know it, but in the years to come, they will be quite accompanied with it, and the planet Bandonia in general. They have found a new home, where they can for once fit in and call themselves real super heroes, no longer merely "Copy Rats".**
”Well it is over, everyone, and I must say it was fun. Thanks for the support everyone over the past 4 months. Especially Rex, Goku, Crystal, Saskia and others who helped me get the courage to write!
**What about the main event fight between me and *?**
”Just a joke my friend! Anyways, the Copy Rats finally reached a place where they belong. In life, nothing is different. We all belong somewhere. Anyways, remember their motto, "Stupidity never dies, it just gets lost"! Good luck with your writing everyone, and I hope to make you all laugh sometime soon!
”-The Y himself,
Ryan”
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