CRASH AND FRIENDS: DEVIL'S REVENGE
Another day...
Another adventure...
Crash just wishes he could have a normal life...
Too bad he doesn't know...
That when he thought he had only killed Dr. Nitro Devil, the most sinister and evil person in the world in his dreams...
He really didn't...
Now, Devil wants revenge for his death...
He wants Crash and his friends to go with him...
Prepare yourselves for...
CRASH AND FRIENDS: DEVIL'S REVENGE!!!
Starring:
Crash Bandicoot
Coco Bandicoot
Tawna Bandicoot
Polar
Pura
Dr. Neo Cortex
Dr. N. Gin
Dr. Nitrus Brio
Dr. Nefarious Tropy
Nitrous Oxide
Koala Kong
Rilla Roo
Tiny Tiger
Dingodile
Dr. Nitro Devil
Co-starring:
FC Bandicoot
Ripper Roo
Johntex
Penton
CrashBorg2000
Cortron69
General Specific
Private Public
Sheep
"Angry" scientist
And guest starring (!):
Tiko Cortex
Sylvia Saluki
Dylan Dingocat
Lawrence III
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Crash and his friends are at the Crash House, NOT N. Sanity Beach, when our story opens. Crash had had enough of that horrible beach. He never wants to go there again. But adventures don't only start there....
Crash is lying in bed with some major flu. The others are trying to comfort him.
Crash: Ohhh, man... That dream stuff can really get to ya...
Cortex: I wonder if Devil had it when he died and he gave it to you.
Crash: Ha ha. Not funny.
Oxide: Now is not the time to be cracking jokes.
Tawna: Especially about that.
Coco is tapping away furiously at her laptop. N. Gin is looking over her shoulder.
N. Gin: What the heck are you doing?
Coco: I'm trying to develop a cure using only the natural resources we have on this island.
Brio: This ain't gonna work! You should've let me, the Potions Master, come up with a concoction.
Tropy: You never made any good concoctions.
Brio: I could now.
Koala Kong: Yeah. You could make a poison that will make Crash die instantly!
Brio: Grrrrr...
Dingodile: Has your computer come up with anything yet?
Coco: Be patient...
Tiny: Tiny can't be patient!!! Tiny want Crash healed!
Rilla Roo: Awww, go eat a banana.
Tiny: WHY DON'T YOU, YA BIG MONKEY?!?!?!
Rilla Roo: THAT'S IT!!! PREPARE TO BE PUMMELED!!!!!
Tiny and Rilla Roo start punching each other in the face.
Polar: Will you two quit it?
Pura: Doing that will get you nowhere!!!
Coco's computer starts to beep.
Coco: I've got it!!!!
Crash: 'Bout time already! Took ya long enough!
None of them know that a familiar person is secretly watching them from the underworld... The person that is watching him - Crash had only met in his dreams... or did he??? This person was the most sinister and evil person in the world before he died. This person is none other than... DR. NITRO DEVIL!!!
(dum dum dum)
Devil: Those pathetic creatures!!!!! Wallowing in their joy while I have to suffer with Satan's torture... NO!!!! IF I SHOULD BE DEAD, SO SHOULD THEY!!!!! I SHALL GET MY REVENGE!!!! So let's see... maybe I should put a bomb in Crash's bed, so that when I destroy the Crash House, he gets the full impact!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Meanwhile, at the Crash House....
Coco: It shouldn't take long for me to find the ingredients and whip up the concoction, Crash...
Suddenly, Coco's computer senses a bomb somewhere in the house....
Computer: Warning!!!! Warning!!!!!! Bomb detected in Crash House!!!! Please evacuate immediately!!!!!! Hacking into bomb systems... attempting to disarm bomb.
Everybody looks at each other.
Cortex: WELL, WHAT ARE WE WAITING FOR??? YOU HEARD HER!!!! RUN!!!!
Computer: Bomb disarmed. Crash House safe!!!
Oxide: What a waste!!!!
Polar: I wonder who put the bomb in here??
Tawna: Only the most evil and sinister person in the world....
Tropy: Devil????
Crash: SHUT UP ABOUT THAT!!!!! IF I WASN'T SICK, I'D GET UP AND DECK YOU RIGHT IN YOUR MOUTH!!!!!!
Tropy: Sheesh. I was just kidding...
Crash: Well, your jokes are stupid!!!!!
Tropy: Fine!
Suddenly, a sheep busts into the house.
Sheep: BAAAAA!!!!!!
Then, he bolts through the back door.
Tawna: What was that all about?
Then, 3 familiar people bust in....
Koala Kong: Hey! You're General Specific, Private Public, and the Mad Scientist!!!!
"Angry" Scientist: FOR THE LAST TIME!!!! I AM AN ANGRY SCIENTIST!!!! ANGRY!!! WHY MUST I ALWAYS REMIND EVERYBODY OVER AND OVER AGAIN!?!?!?!? ANGRY IS NOT HARD TO REMEMBER!!! I AM AN ANGRY SCIENTIST, FOR CRYIN' OUT LOUD!!!!!
General Specific: All right, already!!
Pura: You guys are from “Sheep in the Big City” on Cartoon Network!!!
Rilla Roo: So why aren't you in the Big City???
Private Public: Well, Sheep, a very important component of our Sheep Powered Ray Gun ran in here, and if you don't mind, we must conduct a brief search of your home.
Brio: He ran out the back door!!!
General Specific: Why, thanks for telling us that, sir! If you don't mind, we must be going now! Goodbye!
As they walk by Crash's bed, the General's pin rips a hole in it. Private Public can now be heard outside.
Private Public: So what was our big plan, Mad Scientist?
"Angry" scientist: ANGRY!!!!!
They then shut the door.
N. Gin: Whew! They were all starting to get annoying. I'm sure glad they're gone!
Then, something falls out of the hole in Crash's bed. They gaze at whatever fell out, and then Coco realizes what it is....
Coco: It's the bomb!!!!
Crash: (with anger) WHAT?!?!?! THAT BOMB WAY IN MY BED??!!!???
N. Gin: Yes. Whoever it was, was mainly trying to kill you!
Crash: This really isn't funny. Something's happening and I would like to know what!
Voice: Yes... and I can tell you...
All: What?
Crash: I recognize that voice...
Voice: I would've thought you would...
Crash: I know that's the voice of... DR. NITRO DEVIL!!!!
All: (really outraged) WHAT?!?!?!
Tawna: But... but... he was only in your dreams!!
Devil: Or so you thought....
Then, a ghost materializes in the room.
Devil: You see, when Hellena Prison exploded, your mind control devices were destroyed. I had programmed them that if they exploded by any source of fire, you all would think Tiny hit Crash on the head, and that it was all a dream.
Crash: But Cortex didn't know anything, either!
Devil: Amazing what the impact of an explosion can do to your mind.
Brio: But... that means... ALL THAT REALLY DID HAPPEN!!!!
Devil: Well, duh!!!
Brio: Well!
Devil: And what did you think I did in the underworld? Nothing? Well guess again!!! I introduce you to... JOHNTEX AND PENTON!!!!!
Suddenly, two robot replicas of Johnny Dingo and Penta Penguin, Devil's past minions, burst out from behind them!
Devil: Better than ever before! Equipped with rockets, lasers, bombs, and cannons galore, they're fighting fit!!! And, they're made from the finest alloy known to man... the Alloy of the Underworld!
Polar: Uh, oh...
Devil: DESTROY THEM!!!!
Johntex: (in robotic voice) Must destroy bandicoot and minions.
Penton: Must eliminate!
They both fire a rocket in which they head from Crash and Coco.
Coco: Crash! Look out!!!
She grabs him just in time. Crash's bed bursts into flames and explodes.
Devil: You fools! You missed!
Suddenly, Cortex can be seen hanging from the ceiling with two 500-lb weights dangling from two ropes. Cortex gets his laser ready.
Cortex: Two fresh weights, coming up!!!
He zaps the ropes, and the weights fall on the two robots. A computer's voice, like Coco's, can be heard from the two.
Computer: Temporary disablement! No functions for 10 minutes!
Good side: Yes!!!
Tawna: Ha! "Foiled" again!
Pura: How does it feel to lose twice in a row?
Devil: AAAAARGH! But don't forget... they will be back!!! And so will I!
Devil disappears.
Crash: And the WUSS runs yet again.
Cortex: Doesn't he ever learn?
Then, the sky turns a deep crimson, and strange creatures appear.
Oxide: Apparently not.
Suddenly, a yellow creature with a lightning-shaped tail runs toward them and keeps yelling the same thing over and over again.
Thing: Pika Pika!!
Then, a dude that looks like a mad... uhh... angry scientist with a strange red and white ball in his hand runs up to them.
Scientist: Excuse me, but have any of you seen a Pikachu run by here?
Tropy starts to rub his ears.
Tropy: Ummm... excuse me, but did you just say "Pikachu"?
Scientist: Why, yes I did. Are you telling me that you don't know what a Pikachu is?
Tropy: Uhhh... I guess.
Scientist: Well, then. Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Lawrence III, the evil Ware Wa collector. But you may call me Lozzy.
Brio: Okay... so what is a Ware Wa, anyways?
Lozzy: It's another name for a pokémon.
N.Gin: What's a pokémon?
Lozzy: A pokémon is a creature with mystical powers that are used for fighting, pets, or collections. I do nothing but collect them!
Rilla Roo scratches his head.
Rilla Roo: Hmmm... okay.
Koala Kong: So you're telling me that that furry yellow thing yelling "Pika Pika" was a pokémon?
Lozzy: Yes! That was the Pikachu I'm looking for! Where'd he go?
Dingodile: He just ran down the path you came from, mate.
Lozzy: Thanks! Bye!
He runs after the Pikachu. As soon as he disappears, the sky turns blue again.
Tiny: Hey! Sky is blue again!
Polar: So that wasn't Devil that did that!
Pura: Are you sure he's not a pokémon?
Crash: If he can turn the sky red, he probably is!
Lozzy: (from afar) I HEARD THAT!!!
Coco: Yup - If he can talk that loud and turn the sky red, he sure is!
Lozzy: GRRRR!!!!!
After Lozzy is completely out of sight, they all see a flash of light out of the corner of their eyes.
Cortex: What was that?
Pura: We should go see!
They run to the light and find out it is the sun reflecting off the sides of the Power Gem, the force of balance, harmony, and peace of Crash Island, floating in mid-air!
All: NO!!!!!
Then, Devil's voice can be heard coming from nowhere.
Devil: Yes... the Power Gem, and since you killed me, I shall set a challenge for you! So here is the challenge - You must find the 13 Super Crystals I have hidden strategically around Crash Island. If you find the crystals within 5 days, I will return the Power Gem to it's original spot and never bother any of you again. But, if you fail, the Power Gem will go SMASH on the ground, and all 14 of you will have to come to the Underworld with me for all eternity, suffering the torture of Satan that I have to put up with every single day! So, what are you waiting for? Get a move on! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
They look at each other in bewilderment.
Oxide: You heard what he said! Let's get going!
DAY 1!!!
Crash and his friends are walking around the forest near the Crash House looking for any clues, when suddenly they hear somebody talking with a French accent.
Voice: Oooh, but babyyy, you knoooow that I looove you sooo dearly!
Then, they hear a woman's voice.
Woman: Oh, you're such a sweetheart!
They run towards the direction of the 2 voices, which they soon discover is coming from N. Sanity Beach.
Crash: Ooooh, no! I'm not going there again! Don't even think about it.
Coco shoves Crash toward the beach.
Coco: Oh, yes you are. Now keep walking!
They finally get to the beach, where a man and woman are sitting together on a park bench, watching the sunset...
N. Gin: (suddenly) Uh oh! Day One's almost over!
Oh, shut up. Anyways (before I got rudely interrupted) they are watching the sunset while kissing each other romantically. A glint of green can be seen in the woman's pocket....
Brio: Who are you?
Everyone else: SHHHHHH!!!
Too late - the happy couple suddenly lift their faces and see them.
Woman: Who are you, may I ask?
Crash: Well, I'm Crash Bandicoot, and these here are my sister, Coco, Tawna, Polar, Pura, Cortex, N. Gin, Brio, who interrupted you, Tropy, Oxide, Tiny, Dingodile, Koala Kong, and Rilla Roo.
Man: (now with Australian accent) ...Crash? Is it actually you?
Tawna: How do you know him?
Woman: He's only the person that helped us two get married!
Suddenly, it clicks...
Crash: Sylvia? Dylan?
They both nod their heads.
Sylvia: Yes, it is us!
Crash: Oh! At first, I didn't recognize you!
Dylan: It's okay. Since it's only you.
Then, Sylvia pulls out the green thing that was in her pocket, and everybody's jaw hits the floor.
Sylvia: (showing Dylan) I found this on the ground in the forest, and I would like to give this to you as a sign of our eternal love!
Dylan: Oh, Sylvia!
It looks just like a crystal, only it is green. Tropy knows what it is immediately, and makes a sudden outburst.
Tropy: DROP THAT POWER CRYSTAL!!!!
Everyone else: TROPY!!!!!!!
Tropy hits the sand on his back.
Sylvia: Ummm, excuse me? I was just going to give this to Dylan! Why do I have to give it up?
Dingodile: Sorry if I sound rude, but there won’t be any husband if we don't have that crystal, mate!
He then tells them about Devil's plan.
Sylvia: Oh! If only I would've known! Here's the crystal, then.
She hands them the crystal, when Rilla Roo is suddenly found with a shiny, golden banana in his hand.
Rilla Roo: I found this on a banana tree one day. I am going to give this to you to replace the crystal.
He hands Dylan the gold banana.
Dylan: Why, thank you! I have never met anybody with such heart....
Sylvia looks at him funny.
Dylan: Erm... besides Sylvia.
Sylvia: We will never forget you for this!
Dylan: Now go and save the world once again!
Sylvia: For us!
Tiny: You bet!
They scurry into the woods and then celebrate.
Everybody: YAAAAYYYYY!!!
Koala Kong: Our first crystal!
Pura: But we still need 12 more!
Cortex: Uh oh...
N.Gin: And only 4 more days to go!
Oxide: Double uh-oh....
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Day 1 is over.
Now it's time for....
DAY 2!!!
Crash and his pals are now searching even deeper into the woods when they hear a familiar voice. The voice belongs to none other than.... GENERAL SPECIFIC!!!!
General Specific: So, Mad Scientist, how are we going to extract the energy from this thing?
"Angry" Scientist: HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO TELL YOU?!?!?! IT IS ANGRY! I AM AN ANGRY SCIENTIST!! ANGRY!!!!!
Private Public: We know, but how are we going to use this as an energy source for our Wool Tracking Device?
"Angry" Scientist": Well, you see, it is very simple. We stick it into this little hole here, and Bam! It should work!
Crash gets very suspicious about what they're talking about. They run over, and the Military Organization is holding exactly what they thought… ANOTHER SUPER CRYSTAL!!!!
Tropy: Drop it!!!
Everyone: TROPY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tiny: Tiny smash rude time person now!!!
He then starts to pound Tropy into the ground.
Tropy: Ouch!!! Ooof!!! YOOOOWWWWW!!!!!
The Military Organization then spins around in surprise.
Private Public: So! It's you again!
Crash: We need that crystal!!!
He then explains the Devil Crisis.
General Specific: Dang!!!! We were soooo close to catching that Sheep, too!!!
Rilla Roo: Maybe you can use this instead.
Now he is holding a 500 pack of Double-A batteries.
Private Public: Why, thank you, sir!
The Angry Scientist shoves the whole pack into the Crystal Hole, and the machine springs to life.
"Angry" Scientist: Thank you!!! Now we can catch that Sheep!
After they disappear, they hold up their second Super Crystal like a trophy.
All: YAAAAAAAY!!!! OUR SECOND CRYSTAL!!!!!
Cortex: Now this is what I call progress!!!!
They continue to search around to see if any are lying around. They search for an hour and still find nothing.
Crash: This is getting stupid!
Coco: Only 2 crystals and we're already on day 2!
Then, they hear the voice of... LAWRENCE III!!!
Lozzy: (singing) Pokémon, gotta catch em' all...
They approach and startle him.
Lozzy: WHAT?!?!?! WHO'S THERE?!?!?! I'VE GOT A POWERFUL GEM THINGY, AND I'M NOT AFRAID TO USE IT!!!!
He turns toward the gang and realizes it's only them.
Lozzy: Oh, hey guys.
Cortex: Erm... what did you say you had?
Lozzy: Well....
He then pulls out... ANOTHER SUPER CRYSTAL!!!
Lozzy: I was thinking... maybe I could catch Pikachu with this ---
Tropy: SUPER CRYSTAL!!! DROP IT!!!
Tiny: Stupid idiot!!!
Tiny batted Tropy into a tree.
Tropy: Ouu-uu-chh-hh... heee-eeeyy!
Crash: Sorry, Lozzy, but we need that!
He then explains the usual Devil thing...
Lozzy: Dang!!! And I was this close too!
Lozzy brings his thumb and pointer finger very close together and sobbed. Suddenly, Rilla Roo is found with what looks like a yellow and black kazoo.
Rilla Roo: You might want this.
Lozzy: (sobs) What is it?
Rilla Roo: It's a Pikachu mating call horn I picked up at a gift shop. You can have it; I have no use for it, and since you're so determined to catch Pikachu, I'm giving it to you.
Lozzy suddenly brightens up.
Lozzy: R-r-r-really??? You're gonna give that to me?
Rilla Roo: Yes!
He gives Lozzy the horn.
Lozzy: I don't know how to thank you!!! ALL RIGHT!!! HERE I COME, PIKACHU!!!
He then runs off out of sight.
All: YEAHHH!!!!
N. Gin: Crystal Number 3!!!
Koala Kong: Only 10 more!!!
Tawna: If we keep this up, we'll have all 13 in no time!!!
Our heroes and villains have only found 3 crystals, and
DAY 2!!!
is almost over!
Crash and his friends are searching still deeper in the woods, almost near Island 2 Bridge, when they hear a creaking coming from somewhere... Then, they hear Crash's voice.
Crash: Destroy all that is good.
Coco: But that wasn't Crash!!
Then, they hear Cortex.
Cortex: Kill Crash and Friends.
Oxide: But that wasn't Cortex.
Coco: But, if not, then who is it?
Suddenly, two robots come bursting through the trees. On first sight, they stop just long enough for the gang to realize that they look EXACTLY LIKE Crash and Cortex!!! On the side of the Crash robot is “CrashBorg2000” and on the side of the Cortex robot is “Cortron69”
CrashBorg2000: Crash gang sighted!!!
Cortron69: Destroy Crash and Friends!
They then fire two lasers at them all. They all jump out of the way, and the lasers miss all but....
Crash: COCO!!!!!!
Coco is found lying on the ground, clutching her side, which is burnt badly and bleeding.
Coco: Oww-www... Ugg-gghhh--hhh...
Pura: Coco!!! NOOOOO!!!!
He runs to her, but suddenly his path is blocked by Brio.
Pura: WHAT??
Brio: Don't touch her! She's hurt badly!
He then runs to Coco and examines the wound.
Brio: Ohh... nooo... this is serious...
He then turns to the rest of the gang.
Brio: Guys, I'm going to take Coco back to the Crash House and try to whip up an Ultra Healing Potion, for a normal potion won't do this any good. You guys go ahead without us. Kill these robots, and find the rest of the crystals.
He looks at Coco once more.
Brio: This bandicoot's adventure is over.
He is last seen carrying Coco through the woods.
Tawna: (after Brio and Coco are gone) Do you think she'll be all right?
Cortex suddenly turns around.
Cortex: We won't be if these guys aren't taken care of!
He then pulls out his laser gun.
Cortex: Looks like it's up to me to save us once again.
He almost instantly shoots at CrashBorg2000, which hits him straight in the chest, but then ricochets off and hits Cortron69 in the head, but it too ricochets off him, and then hits a tree, rock, bush, and finally hits Cortex's laser gun, melting it into a big blob.
Cortex: No!!! My gun!!!! What a waste! It didn't make a dent in those guys!
But it actually did. They all hear a giant “BOOM!!!!” and then see robot parts falling from the ground. In the midst of the rain falls… ANOTHER SUPER CRYSTAL!!!!
Polar: Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah! Oh, yeah!!
But Cortex isn't celebrating. He is sitting on the rock, still mourning over his gun.
Cortex: (sobs) My gun... (sniffs) My poor gun... (sobs) my source of courage... (sniffs) my only defence source... (sobs) gone... why? Why??
Now, it is nighttime. The Crash Gang is now in pitch darkness. But if they were to see a crystal, it would be glowing....
Crash: What time is it? Does anybody have a watch?
N. Gin: I do, but it doesn't have a light.
Oxide: Mine does!
He then checks his watch.
Oxide: It is currently 11:30 P.M.
Tawna: Oh, no! Only a half hour until day 2 is over!!!
So they search and search. Now it is midnight, and they have still not found a crystal. Now it is....
DAY 3!!!
Giving up for the night and needing rest, the Crash Gang sets up camp right at the foot of Island Two Bridge. Everybody soon falls asleep... well, that is, everybody is except Crash. After he makes sure everybody is asleep, he then takes out his secret journal and starts to write:
“Dear Journal,
“It's day 3 already, and we have only found 4 Super Crystals. At this rate, I don't know if we'll ever find them all. I might as well consider this one of the last times I'll ever write to you. I don't want us to reminisce over the bad times we had, so let's talk about the good times.
“I remember the day I first got you. Coco thought I needed to smarten up, so she gave me this very notebook. She said for me to practice math stuff in here. But I flat out refused. So Coco got really angry with me and threw me out the window. I had bruises all over me for weeks. But it gave me a good whack on the head, and I decided to use the notebook as a diary of my adventures. Thus creating you. To this day, I know I made a good choice. Nothing has made me express my inner-self like you. Thus, I am very sad that our relationship must come to an end so soon.
“Yours truly,
Crash Bandicoot.”
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It is now early morning, and the Crash Gang sets out once more to look for Super Crystals.
Cortex: Sheesh, we haven't found a crystal since forever!
Polar: We're already at Papu's house!
Sure enough, a small witch doctor's hut lies on the shore.
Pura: Should we go in?
Dingodile: We'll have to, mate, if we want to find another Super Crystal.
Koala Kong: Do you think one will be in there?
Rilla Roo: We'll find out....
But suddenly, hey hear a voice... but it's not Papu's....
Crash: That's not Papu's hut! Somebody else is inside!!!
Polar is now shaking in his white boots.
Polar: Should we really go in?
Dingodile: WE HAVE TO!!!
They walk up to the hut, and stop at the wide-open door. They see a tall looking witch doctor inside a room filled with different potions. It could be a descendant of Brio, since there are so many potions on the walls.
Witch Doctor: Finally!!! With this sacred stone, I will be able to create the ultimate serum!!!
Crash: Who are you?
Startled, the witch doctor spins around to face them.
Witch Doctor: Who am I? I am Tiko Cortex, the greatest witch doctor of all time!
Tawna: And exactly what were you going to use for your serum?
Tiko: Oh, I'm glad you asked!!
He then pulls out of a drawer... ANOTHER SUPER CRYSTAL!!!!
Tropy: DROP THAT!!! Ummm... oops...
Tiny: Oops is right!!!
He then throws Tropy out the window.
Tropy: AAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH... OOF!!!!!
Dingodile: Stop over-reacting!!! It was only a 1-story drop mate!
Cortex: Sorry, but we need that!
Then, devil, blahdy blah...oh, let's just skip it from now on.
Tiko: Oh, really? Then what will I use for my serum?
Rilla Roo: You won't need to make your own!
Tiko: Huh?
Rilla is found with one of Brio's Ultra Healing Potions.
Tiko: What about copyrights? Isn't that YOUR potion?
Rilla Roo: No. It's one of a scientist I know of. And he did not put a copyright on it. So it's all yours!
Tiko: Yes... Yes... YES!!!!!!
He then trades the potion with the crystal.
Tiko: Thanks! Now I can relax!!! Yipee!!!
They all run out of the hut and then celebrate.
All: YEEEEAAAAAHHHH!!!!!
Polar: We are soooooo good!!!!
The Crash Gang is now crossing the Island 2 Bridge while avoiding flying fish.
Crash: Flying fish? Yo, this ain’t Mario Brothers!!
The flying fish disappear.
Cortex: Will we ever get there?
Oxide: Awww, quit your whinin'!
After what seems like forever, Island 2 finally comes into view.
N. Gin: We're here!!!
Tawna: So, where do we go first?
Voice: EMERGENCY!!!!
They turn around to see Brio charging after them.
Tiny: BRIO!!
Dingodile: What's wrong mate?
Brio: On our way home… (pants) Coco's side suddenly mutated! It sprouted tentacle things and turned purple! Guys, this is serious!!
Crash: Oh, no...
Brio: Guys... I don't think she's gonna make it.
At this, Crash breaks down.
Crash: NOOOOOOO!!!! NOT COCO!!!!! WHERE IS SHE????
Brio: With all those tentacles, I couldn't fit her into the Crash House, so I left her outside.
Crash: OUTSIDE?!?!?! YOU MORON!!!! YOU SHOULD'VE GIVEN HER AT LEAST SOME SHELTER!!! NOW SHE'S EXPOSED TO ANY OUTDOOR VIRUS AND THINGS COULD GET WORSE!!!
Brio: But you don't understand! There's still hope!!!!
Crash: There is?
Brio: Yes. I logged on to Coco's computer and found a website that gave me recipes for different medicines designed for this type of situation! Here... look!
He hands Crash her computer. The screen is displaying the following recipe:
“Mutation Healer; Recipe:
Ingredients:
5 koala hairs,
5 green bananas,
4 pure coconuts,
3 pints cold coconut juice,
1 partridge caught from a pear tree.
Directions:
1. Collect coconut juice.
2. Peel and chop bananas and place in coconut juice.
3. Place hairs in juice.
4. Dice coconuts and place in juice.
5. Dice partridge and place in juice.
6. Mix well until you have a green potion.
7. Feed potion to victim.
CORTEX VORTEX TOYS: VILLAINIZE YOUR FRIENDS!!!! CLICK HERE TO ORDER!”
Suddenly, a message appears on the screen.
“Crash,
“I know you're here. This computer will self-destruct in 10 seconds. Better run: the blast radius is pretty wide!!
Devil”
Crash: Run away!!!
They dash into a nearby forest just as it explodes. It has a blast radius of about 3 feet!
Cortex: Whew! We would've been dead if we didn't run away!
Oxide: But now we gotta find ingredients as well as crystals!
Everybody looks at each other, and then....
All: AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!
Crash starts to ponder.
Crash: Hmmm... Where will we get some koala hairs?
They all suddenly glare at Koala Kong.
Koala Kong: Oh, no.... you aren't getting any from me!
Later…
Koala Kong: Why do I have to be a koala?
Crash is seen holding 5 koala hairs.
Tawna: So, like I said, where to go first?
They hear 2 familiar voices coming from the mountain nearby...
Cortex: (pointing to mountain) THERE!!
So they climb the mountain and soon find themselves at Ripper Roo's home in the waterfalls. There they see none other than... RIPPER ROO AND FAKE CRASH!!! They are discussing something....
FC: Do you think they'll look here?
Ripper Roo: Of course! They know they can come to us when they have Devil problems!
Crash: Hey, guys!
FC: Now's our chance!
They then face the Crash Gang.
Ripper Roo: Oh, hello!
FC: Glad you came; we have a present for you!
He then gives them - you guessed it - ANOTHER SUPER CRYSTAL!!!!
Oxide: (astonished) How did you know we were looking for these?
Ripper Roo: Easy. You're looking for 13 Super Crystals in 5 days, and if you fail, Devil will smash the Power Gem on the ground.
Dingodile: How did you do it, mate? That's astounding?
FC: The details aren't important. All that is, is that you're one step closer to beating Devil.
Ripper Roo: Bye!
Outside....
Pura: Well, that was easy!
Polar: 'Bout time we got a freebie!
Tropy: Saved me a pounding, too!
Tiny: Grrrr....
After just geting a freebie crystal, the gang sets out once more to find Crystals and ingredients. On their way, they pass a banana tree with green bananas, signifying they are not yet ripe....
N.Gin: Hey! Go back to the part about their colour!
Okay...the bananas are green....
All: GREEN BANANAS!
Polar: Another ingredient!
Crash: But who'll climb the tree?
Tawna: You will, Rilla. You're the best at climbing trees.
Rilla Roo: Okay... for Coco...
Rilla Roo starts to climb the tree when suddenly a laser shoots it down. They all turn around to see... JOHNTEX AND PENTON!!!!!!
Johntex: Hahahahaha!
Penton: Good work, Johntex.
Cortex: Why, you little...
He then pulls out what used to be his gun, forgetting that it is no longer a gun before he shoots and no laser comes out.
Cortex: Dang! I forgot it was broken!
Oxide: What are we gonna do?
Robots: CHARGE!
But Rilla Roo, now injured but still wise, thinks fast. He then peels two bananas and drops the peels right in front of them. The robots are moving too fast and do not see the trap. They suddenly slide around and soon go... RIGHT INTO THE WATER!!!! It glows yellow for a few seconds and then turns blue. JONTEX AND PENTON WERE DEFEATED!
Pura: Permanently!
Dingodile: Sheesh, I knew Devil was stupid, mate, but not THAT stupid!!!
But while celebrating, Crash gasps when he sees something....
Crash: Guys! Look!
They all turn around to face… A PORTAL?!?!?!?! Above it, in gold, floating letters reads:
HELLENA PRISON
Underneath is a picture of a gray crystal.
Cortex: OH, NO!!!!!
All else: What?
Cortex: If you've ever visited Spyro's world, you would know that any gray item under the name of the realm is something you would need to get!
Tawna: Oh, yeah! I remember!
Crash: Which means...
N.Gin: What?
Crash: We need to go back to Hellena Prison.
Polar: Oh, no!
Crash: Embrace yourselves... and get ready to enter on the count of 3... 1... 2... 3!
They all enter the portal and are thrown into a warp tunnel.
Tawna: Uh oh…I'm getting that sick feeling again!
She then barfs all over Oxide.
Oxide: YUCK!!!
Tropy: We're heading toward the exit!
Sure enough, they all see a dot of light up ahead.
Crash: All ready?
Pura: Wow, that was quick!
They soon see blinding light for a few seconds, and they find themselves in front of a pile of metal the size of a mountain.
Cortex: Hellena Prison.
Crash: Or the ruins, at least.
Pura: Hey! Look over here!
They run over to Pura, who is pointing to a dusty piece of glass, which has the following words written in the dust:
“The next Super Crystal you will find
Is hidden in this pile of grind
An hour long you'll have to look
And to recover what I took
If you fail, which you probably will
This whole challenge will be over, and you I must kill
Time has started, so tarry not
Unless in the underworld is where you want to rot”
Pura: Uh oh...
Dingodile: This challenge is pretty much impossible mate!
Cortex: It doesn't hurt to try.
Crash: If we fail, at least we'll die a heroic death.
Tawna: I don't feel good again...
Crash: Well, here goes nothin'!
So they start to search and search.
Pura: I knew we should've saved this for last!
After searching for a good long time, Polar notices an inscription on another piece of glass.
Polar: Look!
They look at the inscription, which reads:
“Your time's half gone, so tarry no more
Keep searching, even if you get tired and sore.
But wait too much, and it'll all be done.
Life on Earth is over, and Underworld life has begun...”
N. Gin: Oh, no!!!
Oxide: Only half an hour left!!!
So they keep searching and searching until Tiny comes across something...
Tiny: Tiny find something!!!
They run to him, and their jaws all drop.
All: What... YOU MORON!!!! THAT'S A LEAF!!!!
Tiny: Oops.
So they continue to search, until Cortex finds something this time.
Cortex: Guys!!!! I think this is it!!!!
Tawna: This better not be another false alarm!!!!
Cortex: No! This looks like it's the real thing!
So they run to him, and again, their jaws drop. Cortex is holding... THE SUPER CRYSTAL!!!!
Pura: He DID find it!!!!!
Dingodile: 3 cheers for Cortex, mates!
All: Hip hip, hooray! Hip hip, hooray! Hip hip, hooray!!!!!
Cortex: Looks like I'm the hero again.
Crash: You know, Cortex, I think you're ready to join the good side. You've helped us countless times, and for this, I give you this medal that I have saved for a time like this. Congratulations!
He then hands Cortex a shiny gold medal with a star on it.
All: YAY!!!!
They applause! But suddenly...
Oxide: Another inscription!
Sure enough, there was another inscription on another piece of glass. This time it reads:
“You've foiled me once again, it's true.
But I am not yet done with you.
For in fifteen seconds, the prospect's black.
The portal home will go KABOOM!!!
And you'll never go back!”
Polar: RUN!!!!
They run as fast as they can. They finally get there, and a big number 3 is above the portal. They make it just in time...
In the warp tunnel...
Tawna: Ahhh, for once, I'm not sick...
Suddenly, Oxide barfs all over her.
Tawna: But HE is!!!!
Crash: Hold on to the crystal tightly, Cortex! We don't wanna lose it!!!
Cortex: We won't be needing that.
Crash: ????
He looks up and realizes they're back at Island 2. Suddenly, a monkey swings by and drops a coconut on Crash's head. It cracks open, and coconut juice splashes all around.
All: Coconut juice!
Crash: I know! We need to find some soon!
N. Gin: No, you moron! Look around!
Crash looks around and sees the juice.
Crash: Oh.
The monkey comes back and drops another on his head. As the juice pours out, the rest of the Crash Gang starts to run around like mad and tries to catch the juice in beakers. After they collect enough juice, the monkey continues to drop coconuts, but they start to prevent them landing on Crash's head by catching them just in time.
Afterwards....
Koala Kong: Yes! 2 in 1!
Polar: Ya know, this is easier than I thought!!!
Suddenly, Crash hears a beeping noise near a wooden fence.
Crash: Guys!!!! Listen!!!
They run over to the fence, and after finding it locked, hop over it easily. They then see a hut about as large as Tiko's. They find that the beeping is coming from there. The door is wide open....
Cortex: Shall we go in?
N.Gin: We should!
They enter and find a super computer system. All the screens are filled with static except one, which reads:
WELCOME TO THE NITRO DEVIL COMPUTER SYSTEM.
Username and password, please.
Tawna: Uh, oh!
Crash: Don't worry! I know Devil too well!
He then types in:
Username: Ishallkill. Password: Crashverysoon.
The computer beeps a minute, and soon all the screens turn on, showing various rooms. In one, they see Devil, and in another, they see... BRIO AND COCO!!!! Devil suddenly speaks.
Devil: JOHNNY!!!!
Johnny Dingo suddenly appears on Devil's screen.
Johnny: Yes, master!
Devil: Go into the prison and check up on our prisoners.
Johnny: Yes, master!
Suddenly, Penta Penguin comes rushing into Devil's screen as Johnny enters Coco and Brio's.
Devil: What is it?
Penta: Master, Crash Bandicoot has somehow hacked into the computer system and is watching us!!!
Devil: WHAT!!!! IMPOSSIBLE!!!! GO UP THROUGH THE ELEVATOR AND DISPOSE OF HIM IMMEDIATELY!!!!
Penta: Yes, master! However, there is one problem!!!
Devil: WHAT???
Penta: I forgot the password!
Devil: It's Crashwilldiesoon, you forgetful fool! Now go!
Penta: Yes, master!
Suddenly, on the prison screen, they see Brio and Coco free, and Brio is zapping Johnny with his laser. They must've seen the Crash Gang, for now Brio is talking to Coco.
Brio: Coco, you tell Crash about Devil's plan! Meanwhile, I'll try and finish him off!!!
Suddenly, Coco runs up to the screen and talks.
Coco: Crash! I know you're there! Listen, you guys are just going on a wild goose chase! Devil only put out 12 crystals; he has the 13th here! Come down here by the elevator and get us out of here!
Pura: But I thought you were hurt!
Coco: I'll explain that later! Just HURRY!!! There's not much time left!
Suddenly, the elevator next to them rings, and the ghost of Penta floats out.
Penta: So, spying on us, eh? Well, I'll teach you what happens to spies!!!
N. Gin: Oh, really?
He is now seen holding a rocket launcher.
N. Gin: This is what happens to evil sidekicks!!!
He fires the rocket at Penta, which hits her dead on and blasts her to pieces.
All: YAY!!!
Cortex: N. GIN!!!! WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME YOU HAD THAT BEFORE???
N. Gin: Well, I only had 1 rocket, and I was saving it for a time like this, where we had no other protection. Now, let's go!!!
They walk up to the elevator, where Crash enters the password.
Password: Crashwilldiesoon.
The doors open, and they go down to the underworld. After what seems like eternity, they finally arrive. They find themselves in a canyon-like place with fire pits everywhere. Suddenly, someone approaches them. IT'S DEVIL!!!
Devil: Well, I knew you would finish that imbecile off. So, you heard, eh? Too bad, 'cause for that, it's bye bye for the Power Gem!!!!!
Tawna: Oh, no you don't!!!!
Now she is seen with an N. Gin rocket launcher.
Tawna: EAT THIS!!!!
She fires it at Devil, and it hits, killing Devil for the second time, and this time, for good.
All: YAY!!!! GO, TAWNA!
Polar: Look!!!!
Devil's body parts reunite, until Devil is back.
Devil: Oh, you pathetic little mortals. You don't know that in the underworld, I am more powerful that what I am on land. So, in other words, I'M INVINCIBLE!!!!!!!!
N. Gin: Try your powers against THIS!!!!
Now he is holding a nuclear bomb.
N. Gin: You think that that rocket was powerful, get a taste of THIS!!!
He ties it to Devil's back. The bomb suddenly says something.
Bomb: Bomb will detonate in 60 seconds in counting.
Crash: We have to save Brio and Coco, and still get that Super Crystal!!!
Suddenly...
Coco: CRASH!!!!
Coco and Brio are running toward him with a super crystal in hand.
Brio: We have the crystal! NOW LET'S RUN!!!!
Bomb: 10
They run to the elevator, type in the password, and dash in. It closes, just as the bomb says 5. After 5 seconds, they hear a gigantic BOOM beneath them. DEVIL IS DEAD AGAIN!!!! And this time, for good!
All: YAY!!!!! WE DID IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Crash: The real hero is N. Gin. We could have never done it without him!
All: PARTY FOR N. GIN!!!!
N. Gin: Aww... shucks...
At the Crash House, the Crash Gang is throwing a victory party. Crash walks up to Coco and asks the question again...
Crash: Coco, I thought you were hurt!
Coco: That wasn't me.
Crash: ????
Coco: Tha was a clone! Devil captured me right when General Specific was giving us another crystal, and he put my clone in my place. Later, when CrashBorg2000 and Cortron69 tried to shoot you, it missed all but the clone, which was what Devil was expecting. Then, when Brio was carrying me back to the Crash House, he kidnapped him. He then made a clone of Brio and programmed it to tell you I mutated to confuse you and throw you off course! You see?
Crash: Oh... I don't believe it...
After a while, they all get tired and decide to hit the hay. But as Crash tears the covers off his bed, he sees 5 super crystals, along with a note.
Crash: GUYS!!! COMMERE!!!!
He shows these to them, and then reads aloud:
“Dear Crash Gang,
“Thank you for the batteries. For we now have the sheep in custody. In return, we found these. We have also found out that without all 25, the Power Gem's power will soon run out.
“Hope this helps you,
“General Specific,
And everybody from
The Top Secret
Military Organization.”
They all look at each other...
All: AAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!!!!!
THE END...?
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