CRASH AND FRIENDS: THE MOVIE
[Friendship, by Jesse Mandola plays]
Adventures....
Everyone has to have them....
Without them, what would life be?
Nothing...
However....
Crash and his comrades have too many....
From the Tiny Quest....
To Survival of the Fastest II....
But this one, however....
Could be the biggest one yet....
CRASH AND FRIENDS: THE MOVIE!!!!
Starring:
Crash Bandicoot
Coco Bandicoot
Tawna Bandicoot
Polar Bear
Pura Tiger
Dr. Neo Cortex
Dr. Nathan "Nate" Gin (Sorry if I copied your name, Crystal, but it's the only one I could think of)
Dr. Nefarious Tropy
Dr. Nitrus Brio
Nitrous Oxide
Tiny Tiger
Dingodile
Koala Kong
Rilla Roo
And Co-starring:
Ripper Roo
Papu Papu
Pinstripe
The Ghost of Oxy Gin
Johnny Dingo
Penta Penguin
Komodo Moe
Komodo Joe
Fake Crash (also known as FC)
Announcer 1
Announcer 2
Xeno the Xenomorph
Aku Aku
Uka Uka
The Bearminator
Dr. Nitro Devil
[Music fades away]
Our heroes and villains are once again at N.Sanity Beach when our story starts. Both of the 2 adventures they have had previously have started here...the Tiny Quest and Survival of the Fastest II. Crash has a funny feeling that something bad will happen here....
Crash: You know our past 2 adventures?
Cortex: Yes.
Crash: Well, they both have started here, and I have a feeling something will happen again.
Oxide: The portal has been destroyed, and Oxy Gin is history. What can happen now?
Nobody notices the strange shadow lurking behind Crash...
Crash: Well, I just have some funny feeling deep down. Like something just....isn't right.
CLONK!!!!!
Crash is knocked out cold, and is dragged into the forest by some creature. Nobody noticed anything, but soon....
Crash wakes up in a strange room, almost like a room from "Star Trek"
["Star Trek" theme begins to play]
Crash sees a dingo and a penguin standing above him....
Dingo: Crash?
Penguin: Are you all right?
Crash: Wh... who are you?
Dingo: Allow me to introduce us. I'm Johnny Dingo, and my pal here is Penta Penguin.
(Penta waves)
Crash's leg feels heavy. He looks at it and sees a strange, electronic device with may wires and lights on it.
Crash: What is this?
Penta: I don't know. You're not the only one with one on...your friends have one on them, too.
Crash: They were also captured?
Johnny: Yes. One by one, the dark lord, Dr. Nitro Devil, captured them from N. Sanity Beach.
Crash: Where am I?
Penta: You are on Devil Isle.
Crash: But that place only exists in myths and legends!
Johnny: No, Crash. Devil Isle is a real place.
Crash: But Devil Isle... the stories... horrible stories... about people getting killed there, and mind control, and ghosts, ghouls, and darkness around every corner.
Penta: I wouldn't exactly call this place paradise.
Crash: HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN HERE?!?!?!?
Johnny: About 3 days.
Crash: Oh, no... Why did I have to be first? I could've stopped this all from happening.
Penta: The Dark Lord must've known about your greatness...
Crash: After all, I HAVE saved the world multiple times... but how did he know about it?
Johnny: Devil has great powers... may have been telepathy... only he knows.
Crash: How much longer do I have to stay here?
Penta: Well, since you've fully recovered, you can go now...
Crash: (interrupting Penta) I WANNA GO NOW! I WANT TO SEE WHAT HAS HAPPENED TO MY FRIENDS!!!
Johnny: Okay... but it won't be pretty....
Crash walks out with Penta and Johnny through a narrow corridor and into a larger room. Crash watches in horror as he sees his friends floating in green tubes filled with what looks like transparent slime. Each of Devil's victims have a leg device just like Crash's.
Crash: Oh, my goodness...
Johnny: Told ya it wouldn't be pretty.
Crash: I never imagined it to be THIS bad!
Penta: Welcome to our world, and reality... this is what we have to see every day.
Crash: But you don't have to watch your friends inside them!
Johnny: Actually, I have. Once, a dingo was brought in. I didn't think of him much; I thought him to be just a mere dingo... but upon closer inspection, I recognized him as a pastime friend of mine.
Crash: What happened to him?
Johnny: Luckily, he was rejected. I couldn't bear to watch him get a leg device put on him.
Penta: And Crash, believe it or not, YOU yourself was in one of these tubes!
Crash: Impossible! I don't have any slime on me!
Johnny: It was cleaned off you.
Crash: NOOOOOOOO!!!
Penta: And now, we must say farewell. Feel free to explore the vicinity.
Johnny: But don't go into the red doors. Those are forbidden areas.
Penta: Goodbye, Crash!
As Crash watches Penta and Johnny disappear down the corridor, he notices that both their left legs look strangely thicker than their right....
Crash: Well, better start explorin'!
Suddenly, Crash hears strange cries and hisses from a room down a corridor to his left. Curious, he enters the corridor. The noises become louder and louder until Crash finds the door that they are coming from. Only problem is, it is a red door. But Crash is too curious to pass it by. So he enters the room. He sees two familiar faces and a strange blue alien....
Person on the right: Crash? Is it really you???
Crash: I know you two! You were the two announcers from Survival of the Fastest II! And that's (pointing to alien) is Xeno!
Xeno: HIIIISSS!
Announcer 1: I didn't think you would recognize us!
Announcer 2: What are you doing here? What a coincidence running into you!
Crash: Ditto! The Dark Lord, Dr. Nitro Devil captured me. I suppose you guys were, too?
Announcer 1: I don't know. I suddenly blacked out for no reason at all. The next thing I knew, I was in this room with human Xeno. He says the same thing happened to him.
Announcer 2: What I don't understand is why they captured Xeno. I'm surprised you didn't escape...?
Crash: I didn't even know anybody was behind me! Where are we, anyways?
Announcer 1: Well, actually, I had opened my eyes for a few seconds before I ended up here. I remember myself being carried on a small, portable cot. I saw that we were approaching a large, metal, castle-like building. Over the entrance was a sign that said "Hellena Prison". Then, the next thing I knew, I was here with Announcer 2 and Xeno.
Announcer 2: (pointing to leg device) What is that thing?
["Police Station; Main Hall" music from Resident Evil 2 starts to play]
Crash: I don't know. But my friends were also captured, and they have the same thing on their legs. I wouldn't be surprised if you guys got one, too....
Announcer 1: I HOPE we don't get one!
Crash: Chances are, you will.
Suddenly, the door opens, and gets in a rage when he sees Crash.
Hellena Warden: You there! (pointing to Crash) You're not supposed to be in here!
He charges toward Crash, but he pulls a well-timed spin off, sending the warden flying.
Crash: Well, I better go, before another warden comes. Good luck!
Announcer 2: Thanks!
Announcer 1: We'll need it!
Xeno: Hisss! Hisss!
Crash enters the Tube Chamber again, but this time, the tubes that his friends were in are empty! Suddenly, someone bumps into him from behind, making him jump. He spins around to find....
Crash: Cortex!
Cortex and the rest of the gang had found Crash.
Cortex: We were worried sick! We couldn't find you anywhere!
Crash tells them about Penta and Johnny, and how they were in tubes, and how he had run in the announcers and Xeno.
Cortex: I wish we didn't have these things on! (points to leg device)
Crash: Well....
Suddenly, Crash's mind blanked out. He didn't have any control over what he was doing. He didn't even know what he was doing. It was like his soul had escaped, and someone else's soul was controlling him.
Crash: (in raspy, creepy, strange voice) Kill... must kill... kill everyone that is not one of us... must rip them apart!
Cortex looks at Crash, and is horrified to see that it is not the Crash he knew very well. Crash's eyes were black, like dark pits, and had sharp teeth, like a monster's.
Cortex: Crash?
Suddenly, Cortex notices that Crash's leg device is flashing more than the rest of the groups. Then Cortex figures it out....
Cortex: I get it! These leg devices are mind-control machines!
Voice: Yesss, I'm sssssuprissssed you didn't figure thissssssss out a long time ago!
Suddenly, two lizards walk out of the shadows...
Coco: The Komodo Bros.?
Tawna: What are THEY doing in such a place?
Moe: Sssssssssoooo! You ended up here too.
Joe: How sssssuprisssssing you didn't break out!
Rilla Roo: (pointing to Crash) Be careful! He's under mind control!
Pura peers closely into their eyes, and...
Pura: They're under mind control too!
Their eyes were as dark as Crash's, and had a sssssssusssssspiciousssssss look on both their faces.
Polar: Run away!!!!
Moe: We'll sssslice you all like ssssalami!
They wield their swords in an attempt to kill Crash and the rest of the gang, but Cortex pulls out his laser gun.
Koala Kong: WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!?!?!
Cortex: I've done it before, and I'll do it again!
Brio: Oh, yes! You killed 2 monsters in a row! The Tiny Quest!
Tiny: Don't remind Tiny!
Cortex zaps his ray gun at Moe, but he has fast reflexes, and dodges right away. He then flings his sword at Cortex. Cortex dicks, and instead of killing him, gives him a shave.
N.Gin: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Cortex: Shut up, or I'll zap you afterwards!
Cortex, very clever Cortex, instead of shooting directly at Moe, shoots to his right. Thinking Cortex would shoot directly at him, he dodged to the right. Wrong choice. He gets hit, and falls to the ground.
Cortex: 1 down, 1 to go!
Joe: You'll never esssscape me alive!!
Joe, not-so-clever Joe, thinking Cortex would either shoot to the right of directly, dodges to the left. Wrong answer. Knowing that most people would do that, Cortex shot to the left. POWWW!!! Joe falls into a heap on top of Moe.
All (except Crash): He did it again!
But Cortex doesn't respond. Suspicious, they look at him. They look into dark, oil puddle-like eyes.
Polar: He's under control! Run!
Cortex: Now... you're... all... next!
Cortex raises his gun, and a red beam of light shoots at Coco. Coco dodges just in time.
Coco: RUN!!!!!
Crash and Cortex inch up on the gang, both black eyed.
Tropy: First time they've ever teamed up!
Tawna: NOW IS NOT THE TIME FOR YOUR IDIOTIC JOKES!!! LET'S GO BEFORE WE'RE ON THE MENU FOR THE BARBECUE BLUE PLATE SPECIAL!!!
Tropy: Reeeeaaaaaarrrrr!
Tawna: You'd rather be fried?
Tropy: Just forget it.
Crash spins toward them, while Cortex shoots madly at the gang. The bolt down the nearest corridor, when suddenly, they hear...
Crash: Whoooaaaa! What happened?
Cortex: I think that final shot bounced off Joe and hit me in the head!
Pura: No! It was the mind control devices!
Crash: Mind control? Hey! Is that what these things are?
Creepy voice: Why yes! That is what it is!
Cortex: Who is that dude?
Freaky man: I am Dr. Nitro Devil...
Crash: So YOU...!
Devil: Yes...allow me to introduce you to my two most loyal comrades....
Crash: JOHNNY!!! PENTA!!!
Penta: Yes. We knew all along what had happened!
Dingodile: I saw them when I finally came to. Johnny seemed like such a nice dingo, mate... why did he have to turn on me!?
Cortex: I saw them too!
Gang: So did I... me too... traitors - that's what they are....
Devil: Enough of this idle chit-chat...DESTROY THEM!!!!
Penta and Johnny lunge at them, with spiked, dangerous brass knuckles. The gang eludes them just in time, and escapes down the end of the corridor. Then, they press the door-lock button next to the door, preventing access to the corridor they just entered.
Koala Kong: That was close!
Brio: Almost too close...
Tawna: If we could've gotten any closer than that, I'm a monkey's aunt!
Suddenly, a monkey appears.
Tawna: I hate the vague clichés they put in movies like these.
Her leg device starts to beep uncontrollably.
N. Gin: Uh oh...
Too late - Tawna bites N. Gin in the arm like a vampire.
N. Gin: OWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!
Tawna: Kill... kill... kill N. Gin.... rip him... tear him apart... kill... must kill...
Crash: RUN!!!!!!!
Crash and the rest of the gang beat feet, but suddenly, Cortex lunges for Crash's leg....
Crash: What are you doing?
Tropy: He may be controlled again!
But Cortex is busy toying with Crash's leg device. Crash notices that Cortex's is gone....
Crash: Cortex?
Cortex: I'll explain later!
Soon, Crash's leg device can be found sparking on the ground. Cortex had freed Crash.
Crash: Cortex...I don't know how many times you've saved me ever since the Tiny Quest.
Tiny shudders.
Cortex: Well, I'm trying to turn over a new leaf, and be a good guy, instead of evil. NOW LET'S RUN!!
Crash: Why didn't you take anyone else's off?
Cortex: Not now! We have to hurry!
Tawna soon snaps out of it. Now, they know they are safe.
Crash: So, why did you only free me?
Cortex: Well, when Tawna flipped out, I looked at my device, and then hers, and I noticed mine looked different than hers. I looked at everyone else's, and theirs were all like Tawna's... except yours.
Crash: So how did you know how to disarm this?
Cortex: When I first turned evil, I used the exact same kind of mind-control machine to create my minions. In fact, I was planning to put one on you. That is, before you escaped. Well, I know how to disarm those, and when I remembered, something came over me... like the forces of good, and I just had to free you as well as myself.
Crash: So, in other words, you tried to put me under mind control, and failed...
Cortex: And Devil succeeded before I did.
Voice: In fact, I was one of his ex-villains. Then, I was killed by some mask-dude.
Crash: Huh?
Cortex: Is that who I think it is?
A ghost floats out of the shadows.
Tawna: Whoa!!!
Crash: Oxy Gin?
Tropy: I thought you were dead!
N. Gin: Brother? Is that really you?
Oxy: Yes. It's been a long time since I've seen you guys. I would like to tell you all something.
Polar: We're all ears.
Pura: Let 'er rip!
Oxy: Crash, I am your father!
["Star Wars" theme plays]
Brio: Really?
Oxy: No. Just kidding!
[Record scratch can be heard, and music stops]
Oxy: Now, let's get serious. Well, a long time ago, I helped Cortex and his plans to dominate Earth. He had me under mind control, and I listened to his every command. But soon...I broke free. But that didn't mean I was good again. No sir-ee. I was still as evil as I had ever been before. But afterwards, I wanted to rule the world on my own. The one place on the world I hated most was Devil Isle. They had a whole army of evil geniuses and monsters to rule the earth themselves. But I didn't want them to rule it. I wanted it all for myself. But sometimes, it looked like Devil, the leader of them all, was cowering in the corners. So I decided to test their courage. I thought the area you lived on was Devil Isle. But I was wrong. You guys DIDN’T live on Devil Isle. Then, when I tried to destroy you guys, in which I thought were the people of Devil Isle, some mask dude came up and destroyed me.
Coco: That was Aku Aku.
Oxy: So, in other words, I challenged you by mistake. I wanted to test Devil Isle, but instead, I challenged you.
Rilla Roo: But how did you know our names?
Oxy: Telepathy. But I thought Cortex was a different Cortex.
Deep voice: So I killed you by mistake... I am so sorry, Oxy.
Crash: Aku?
Aku: Yes. It is me. I heard you guys talking, and I realized that I was wrong about killing Oxy. If only I had known he was fighting for the forces of good, and not evil.
Koala Kong: BUT HE WANTED TO RULE THE WORLD HIMSELF!!!
Oxy: But, from now on, I am turning over a new leaf. Never again will I attempt world domination.
Aku: I will use all my energy to give you your life back, Oxy.
The next moment, rainbow sparks can be seen flying around Oxy. Soon, he is no longer transparent... and is no longer floating. His life was back!!!
Oxy: Thanks! I don't know how to thank you!
Moe: Ssssssssoooo! You revived Oxxxxxxxy! How about you tessssssst your powerssssssssss on ussssss!!!
N.Gin: YOU AGAIN?!?!?!?!?!?!
Joe: Allow me to introducccccce you to a new friend... or fiend... of ourssssssss.
Moe and Joe split up, and Ripper Roo comes bouncing between them.
Moe: Now, let'sssssss fight!
["Fight Music 1" from "The Legend of Dragoon" plays]
Suddenly, Crash sprouts wings.
Cortex: Yo! This isn't the Legend of Dragoon!
Crash: Sorry! I couldn't help it!
His wings shrink back. Aku shoots the same Death Ray he shot at Oxy at Moe. Unfortunately, it is very weak, and Moe only loses 35 hp....
Dingodile: WHAT IS UP WITH THIS, MATE? I MEAN, HP, HEALING POTIONS, MP!!! THIS AIN'T FINAL FANTASY, YA KNOW!!! THIS IS CRASH AND FRIENDS, MATE!
Crash spins at Joe, knocking him to the ground. Then Ripper Roo, a well-known pyromaniac, starts to hurl TNT and Nitro crates at the good guys.
Polar: He won't stop!
Pura: We need a shield to protect us!
Brio: Finally! I can use this!
Brio pulls out a beaker full of purple liquid.
Coco: What's that?
Brio: It's a shield potion. I concocted this a long time ago, and I can finally use it! They don't call me the "Master of Beakers" for nothin'....
Tiny: JUST USE THE DARN POTION BEFORE WE'RE ALL BARBECUED!
Brio lobs the potion in front of them. It shatters, and soon, a purple force field can be seen in front of them. Meanwhile, Ripper Roo keeps hurling the explosives at the gang, paying no attention to the force field or the fact that he and the Komodo Bros. are getting blown up....
Joe: You idiot! SSSSSSSSTOP BLOWING USSSSSSS UP!!!!!
But Ripper Roo keeps hurling the crates. Soon, 3 explosives hit them dead on exactly at the same time, blowing the entire bad side to smithereens.
N. Gin: YESSSSSSSSS!!!
Tropy: You sound like the Komodo Bros.
N. Gin: Shut up.
Tropy: No respect. No respect at all.
Devil: I surely did underestimate your powers...
Crash: NOT YOU AGAIN!!!!!
Devil: Yes... you have passed my first test.
Koala Kong: TEST?????!!!!!
Devil: Yes. But you will have to keep at it to kill me. Too bad you can't do it to me... I'm about to do it to you!
Cortex: GET OUTTA HERE!
But Devil puts a curse on the gang, and all but Crash and Cortex fall to the ground. That's when Devil notices that their mind-control machines are missing.
Devil: WHAAT???!?!?!?!?! HOW DID YOU DISARM THOSE?!?!?!?! ONLY I KNOW HOW!!!
Cortex: That's why you shouldn't break copyrights. For, you see, the mind-control things you put on my buddy Crash and me were a little out of date. You must have found some lying on the beach next to Cortex Castle. Thinking you could call them as your own. But then, you put two of those on us. But, I know how to disarm those! So I freed the two of us! Hah!
Crash: That should teach you a lesson!
Devil: It didn't teach me a thing!
Then, he whistles.
Devil: JOHNNY!!!! PENTA!!!!!! SIEZE THESE TWO AND SEND THEM TO THE REJECT ROOM TO BE TERMINATED IMMEDIATELY!!!
Johnny and Penta appear out of the shadows, teeth clenched, brass knuckles ready. Suddenly, Cortex took out his jet pack, strapped it on, and then grabbed Crash by the arm.
Crash: What are you doing???
Cortex: We're gonna get outta here, and fast!
Crash: What about the others?
Cortex: They're hopeless for now; they've been put in a Body Binder Curse, so they can't grab on!
Cortex activates the jet pack, and the two go flying (literally) across the room. They enter the corridor, press the Door Lock button, and Johnny and Penta run right into it. Once again, the two are safe.
Crash: Will the others be all right?
Cortex: We can only hope so....
Crash: Next thing you know, Bearminator's paw will come crashing through the wall and try to kill us!
That's exactly what happened.
Cortex: You and your BIG MOUTH!!! Grab on, we'll have to fly!
Crash holds on to Cortex, and once again they take off. But Bearminator swipes at the two, and hits the jet pack instead, sending Crash and Cortex to the ground.
Crash: OH NO!!!!!
Cortex: Now we'll really have to beat feet!
Crash: Let's go in that door!!!
Crash points to a red door shortly down the corridor.
Cortex: We can't go in there! It's a restricted area!
Crash: Would you rather get in trouble or get killed?!?!
Cortex: Tough choice.
Crash: Just let's go!!
Just in time. They leap out of the way of another deadly paw, and go through the door. They hit the Door Lock button. The two then find themselves in a very large, circular room. They are now safe, or so they thought....
Cortex: I'm glad that's over!
Suddenly, the ceiling is ripped off, and a hailstorm of Nitro crates come pouring on the outskirts of the room, blasting it to pieces and revealing a lake of bright green acid.
Crash: I think it's only just begun!
Suddenly, two Polar clones come falling onto the ground.
Cortex: I think I know what we have to do!
Both: POLAR PUSH!!!!!
A metal bear comes crashing down onto the arena, armed with a missile. Crash and Cortex mount their bears, and prepare for battle. The bear fires, and the two elude it easily. Then, Cortex lunges at the robot, sending it flying across the arena and sealing its acidy fate. Then, another missile falls in the middle of the arena. Crash picks it up, aims, and sends it flying toward the Bearminator, who is watching them from above. It hits him right in the forehead. Then, before they know it, 2 bears are firing 2 missiles: one at Crash, and the other Cortex. Both dodge, and then kill the robots. Then, they shoot another missile at Bearminator, who is hit again, but then, something unplanned happens... BEARMINATOR FALLS INTO THE ACID!!!!
Both: YES!!!!!!!
Then, a metal bridge forms across the acid into the corridor beyond.
Crash: Hooray!
Cortex: Now Bearminator is gone for good!
They both look at the corridor beyond...
Crash: I wonder what's in there?
Cortex: I don't know. But it could be fatal...
Crash: And chances are, it will!!!
They walk down the corridor beyond, and soon, they come across a room with 10 pools filled with crystal clear water. Crash finds a note in a glass bottle.
Crash: Check out this note!
Cortex: Read it!
Crash finds on the note the following words:
“If you want to continue, beware, for 9 of the 10 pools ahead are filled with deadly acid, and only 1 is filled with water. They may all look the same, but they are not, for the acid is in disguise. If you want to go ahead without dying, use something to test it.
Crash and Cortex exchange confused glances.
Crash: What does that mean? "Use something to test it"?
Cortex: Start looking around.
Crash and Cortex go on a search and destroy mission looking for something to test. Then, Crash finds something in the far corner....
Crash: Cortex! Come here and look at this!!!
They find a pile of steel screws in the corner.
Cortex: We can use these!
They both go to the front of the room, go to the pool on the far left, and throw a screw into the liquid. It falls in, and slowly disintegrates until it is no more.
Crash: That's not it.
Then, the second pool turns up negative, as well as the third, fourth, fifth, and sixth pool. But in the seventh pool, the screw fell to the bottom, undamaged.
Cortex: Huh???
They throw another one, and it too sinks to the bottom unharmed.
Both: IT'S THIS ONE!!!!
They dive in, and feel cool water. They swim all the way to the other side, and jump out, completely safe.
Cortex: Whew!
Devil: Tests 2 and three... passed?
Crash: It's YOU!!!
Cortex: You are soooooo gonna get it now!!!!
Devil: Well, I wouldn't say that....
Crash: So, what were our last two tests, smarty boots?
Devil: Polar Push and the Acid Swim. You guys aren't the idiots I thought you were.
Cortex: Well, uh, duh!!!!!
Crash: Considering we've already passed 3 of your stupid tests!!!
Devil: (to the tune of "Here comes the Bride") Here comes test 4!
Suddenly, what looks like a humongous beach ball comes bouncing down the corridor ahead and squashes Devil flat.
Devil: Get off, ya big jerk!!!
Crash and Cortex: PAPU??????
Papu: Papu tried flatten Crash and Friends before, but Papu failed. But Papu succeed this time!!!
He then swings his big shaman stick at them. They dodge easily.
Crash: Is that the best you can do?
Papu: GRRRR!!!!!
He then bounces at the two.
Cortex: This could be fatal!!
Crash: DUCK!!!!!!
Good thing. Papu bounces right at them. Then, Cortex pulls out a beaker full of red liquid.
Cortex: Good thing I stole this from Beaker Boy!!!
Crash: What's that stuff?
Cortex: It's a strength potion I stole from Brio once. This baby, with one drop, can make anything stronger. Watch!
He pours a drop of the potion on his laser gun, and it amazingly swells to twice its normal size!
Crash: WOW!!!!
Cortex: Here, drink some!
He pours a drop in Crash's mouth, and even though it tasted horrible, he felt like he had just had a glass of water after trekking for 40 days in the desert.
Crash: {with voice like a wrestler's) Let's get it on!
Crash spins at Papu with twice the speed and strength, sending Papu flying towards Devil and knocking him down.
Devil: Get off, ya big oaf!
Cortex fires his gun, and the biggest laser beam Crash has ever seen emerged, blasting Papu to pieces!
Crash: Yay! Zap devil!!!
But Cortex's laser beam is back to normal size.
Cortex: I can't. It only works once. And I accidentally dropped the beaker when you spun at Papu.
Crash: Uh oh....
Cortex turns to Devil.
Cortex: Like I said before, you are soooooo gonna get it now!!!!!
Devil: Oh, Johnny! Penta! Seize these two and terminate them immediately! I want to rid Devil Isle of these fools forever!
Crash: Gotta catch us first!
Stupid Johnny and Penta lunge for Crash and Cortex, who are standing casually in front of 2 acid pools. Johnny goes for Crash, while Penta has a go at Cortex.
Cortex: Dodge!
The two run away, and Penta and Johnny... well, they fall into the acid! The last that is seen of Johnny and Penta is what did not get disintegrated in the acid. Soon, it too disintegrates.
Both: YEAHHHH!!!!!
They give each other a high-five.
Devil: NOOOOOOOO!!!
Crash: So, whatcha gonna do now? Put your tail between your legs and run?
Cortex: Yeah! Johnny and Penta were like your bodyguards? What are ya gonna do without 'em?
Both: WUSS!!!!
Devil: Well... heh heh.....you haven't seen the last of me!
He then runs away.
Crash: I knew he didn't have the guts to confront us personally!!
Cortex: Besides, he's just a....
Both: WUSS!!!!
Crash: Let's continue.
They walk for what seems like forever. Soon, they come into a room filled with wooden frames. They walk into one, and then....
WHAM!!!!!!!
Crash: What the....
Cortex sees little spots ahead of them....
Cortex: It's a glass wall!
Crash: I get it!!! It's a glass maze!!!!!
Cortex: Yes.
Crash: What are we waiting for?
CRASH! WHAM! BAM! BASH! CRAM! BOOM! "OUCH!" Cortex and Crash walk into wall after wall after wall after wall after wall. Finally, they pass through a black hallway and soon find themselves in a room full of mirrors. A mirror slams behind them. They both jump.
Cortex: No turnin' back now!
Suddenly, a familiar person appears in all the mirrors....
Both: PINSTRIPE!!!!!
Suddenly, Pinstripe raises his gun, and bullets are firing from every mirror!
Crash: Let's run!
They narrowly avoid shot after shot after shot after shot after shot as they make their way to a small corner in which it is impossible to shoot at. They then discuss their tactics.
Cortex: What are we going to do? How will we find the real Pinstripe?
A bullet lands on the ground and slides in front of Cortex. It is then that they both get an idea....
Crash: I know!
Cortex raises his gun.
Cortex: We gotta shoot him to beat him!
Cortex then fires at every mirror. They all keep melting until finally the real Pinstripe is hit, and the bullets stop flying. The real Pinstripe falls to the ground in defeat.
Both: YESSSSSS!!!!!
They give each other another high-five.
Crash: I wonder if this was another one of Devil's stupid "tests"?
Cortex: I bet it was....
Crash: Let's continue.
They walk down a small hallway, and before they know it, they are in a room that is filled with pictures of Aku Aku. Cortex looks on the ground and finds something....
Cortex: (pointing at bottle) Crash! Another bottle!
Crash pulls the piece of parchment out of the bottle. On it are only a few words:
“Find and defeat Uka Uka to move ahead.
“To awaken the evil mask, align the sun of light with the moon of darkness. An outline of black fire will show the way.”
They both look at each other, both confused to the high heavens.
Crash: "Find and defeat Uka Uka to move ahead"?
Cortex: "Align the sun of light and moon of darkness to awaken him"?
Both: "An outline of black fire will show the way"???
Crash starts looking at the Aku paintings. Suddenly, he gets an idea....
Crash: Start checking the walls for anything suspicious.
They both start their search. Soon, Cortex finds something....
Cortex: Crash! COMMERE!!
They are both looking at a picture of Aku with his eyebrows slanted in an evil manner.
Crash: We found him!
Cortex: But where is the sun of light and moon of darkness...!
Crash gets the same idea.
Crash: We need Aku! He's the sun of light!
Cortex: And Uka's the moon of darkness!
Deep voice: You called?
They both turn around.
Both: Aku!!!
Crash: We need your help in order to continue on!!!!
Cortex: I think you have to look this picture in the eye for Uka Uka to come out!!
Aku: All right... I'll do it.
Aku looks at his own portrait, and suddenly... a strange sort of dark shadow bursts from its outline....
Crash and Cortex: "AN OUTLINE OF BLACK FIRE WILL SHOW THE WAY"!!!!!
The picture then explodes, and Uka Uka emerges from it.
Uka: Brother... we meet again.
Aku: Yes, we have...
Uka: I never thought you'd find me here...
Aku: I did with the help of 2 loyal friends...
Uka: WHAT?!?!?!?! WHAT IS THAT BANDICOOT DOING HERE!?!?!?!?
Cortex: Crash and I are friends now!!!
Uka: WHAT?!?!?!?!?! A BENEDICT CORTEX?!?!?! YOU KNOW, I REALLY HATE TRAITORS!!! PREPARE TO BE DESTROYED, TRAITOR!!!
Aku: NO!!!!! I WILL NOT LET YOU!!!!
And with a flash of rainbow light, Uka is blasted out of sight.
All: YESSS!!!
Crash: Thanks, Aku!
Aku: Anytime, good pal!
And with a flash of rainbow light, Aku disappears.
Cortex: So, what do you think lies down there?
Crash: I don't know. I just don't know....
They both enter a large room with no exit.
Both: OH, NO!!! A DEAD END!!!
RUUUUUUUMMMMMMBBBBBBLLLLLLEEEEEEE!!!!!!!
A huge robot comes to life! It must be 12 feet tall and 6 feet wide? And who's in it but...
Both: NOT DEVIL!?!?!?
Devil: Yes. And now, I can finally kill you!
Voice: No, you won't!!!!
They both turn around, and find....
Both: ANNOUNCERS?!?!?!
Announcer 2: No, not announcers.
Announcer 1: Guys, it's finally time for you two to see our true identity...
Then, they both catch on purple fire!!!! But when the flames die down, they reveal....
The C's: FAKE CRASH?!?!?! RIPPER ROO?!?!
Crash: I thought you had died, Ripper!
Ripper: No, that was a decoy!
Crash: WHAT?!?!?!
Ripper: Well, you see, I was just strollin' along, when the Komodo Bros. started to get on my back about helping them kill you! Finally, I got so annoyed with their begging that I just sent out a decoy of myself to get them off my backs.
Crash: Oh.
Devil gets ticked.
Devil: ENOUGH OF THIS GARBAGE!!! I'LL KILL ALL OF YOU IF I MUST!!!!!
FC: NOOOOOO!!! WE WON'T LET YOU!!!!!!
Then, they both unite the purple rings they are wearing on their fingers. They sparkle, and then...
EXPLODE!!!!!!!
All Crash and Cortex can see are purple flames. Above the crackling, they can hear one distinct scream....
Devil: NOOOOOOOO!!!!! AHHHHHHH.......ahh......ahhhhh.....ahhhh......
The fire then dies down, and besides the good guys, all that is in there is a white skeleton. They had done it. They had killed Devil!
All: YYYYEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!
FC: And now, we must go. Goodbye, good friends!!!
Crash and Cortex: BYE!!!!!
Then, Team Purple caught fire and disappeared.
Crash: Whew!!!!! What a day!!!!
Cortex: I just wanna go home!!!!!
Then, they hear a siren, and a female voice speaks over the intercom.
Voice: Self-destruct sequence engaged. Hellena Prison will self destruct in 30 seconds and counting.
They both exchange horrified glances.
Crash: Oh, darn!!!!
Cortex: We gotta get the heck outta here!!!
A wall explodes and reveals a hidden room.
Crash: We gotta go in! It may be a shortcut!
They enter and find a portal with words overhead that reads:
N.SANITY BEACH
Cortex: A portal home!!
Voice: 10!
Crash: What about the others?
Voice: 9!
Cortex: We gotta get outta here!
Voice: 8!
Crash: They'll get killed!
Voice: 7!
Cortex: And so will we, if we don't get outta here!
Voice: 6!
Crash: Ok...
Then, suddenly, the portal explodes!!!
Voice: 5!
Cortex: Oh, no!!
Voice: 4!
Cortex: This is all your fault!!!
Voice: 3!
Crash: MY FAULT???
Voice: 2!
Cortex: If only you wouldn't have made us wait!!!
Voice: 1!
Cortex: Now we're gonna die...
BOOM!!!!
They both black out, and the last thing they see is fire everywhere....
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Crash opens his eyes to find himself at N.Sanity beach.
Crash: Whaa...
Coco: Crash? Are you okay?
Crash: What happened?
Tawna: Little mister Tiny Tiger over there needs to say something to you...
Tiny: Tiny sorry, Crash.
Crash: For what?
Brio: He hit you on the head with his club after reminding him of the Tiny Quest.
Crash: While I was knocked out, I had the most vivid dream...
Crash tells them all about his dream.
Cortex: So you and I were friends?
Crash: Yes. And you know what else?
Everyone else: What?
Crash: I won't be going to this beach for a very long time...
..................THE END....................
...................CAST......................
Voices of Crash, Polar, Cortex, Brio, Tropy, N. Gin, FC, Ripper, Joe, Moe, Papu, Devil, and Tiny - Jeff Balcolm
All other male voices - Matthew Mettler
All female voices - Krystal Pettingil
Directed, created, produced, and all the other stuff by NeoCrash56
..............CRASH AND FRIENDS..............
..................THE MOVIE..................
Crash and Friends was created by and is official property of NeoCrash56
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