Coco: Crash!!! Knock it off!!
Dingodile: *holding his stomach in pain* Oomph! Argh!! I'M GONNA KNOCK YOUR HEAD OFF!!!
Dingodile throws a punch and lands it smack dab on Crash's nose. Crash is thrown backwards by the blow, and collapses to the ground. Dingodile then kicks him in the gut.
Dingodile: How'd that feel??
Coco: Dingo!!! Stop it!!
She jumps in front of Dingodile and pushes him back.
Coco: You guys are acting like total jerks! *huff* If my costume bothers everyone that much, I'll go take it off.
Dingodile: Take it off!! Take it all...
Crash: Can it, ya hybrid freak!!
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Dark Spooky Voice: Ah well, so much for the Bandicoot residence.
*scene flashes, showing a view of Cortex Castle from outside The scene fades and shows the inside of Cortex's laboratory.*
*Music plays - Monster Mash (instrumental)*
Cortex: *turning and singing in a microphone*
I was working in the lab, late one night
When I came up with a plan to bring much fright
To that meddling, rotten bandicoot that I want to destroy
Now listen up world, here's my ploy
*Tiny, Kong, and Brio all pop up from behind Cortex*
All: It's now the Mash
Cortex: It's now the Crash Mash
Minions: The Crash Mash...
Suddenly, the music stops with a scratch as Dingodile bursts through the door puffing and panting.
Cortex: *angered* You buffoon!! You ruined our audition!
Dingodile: *pant, puff* Aw, get over it. You weren't gonna make the chart toppers anyway!!
Cortex: WHERE ARE THEY?!
Dingodile: Erm... uh... Crash and Coco?
Cortex: *sarcastically* No, Sonny and Cher...
Dingodile: Uhhhhh...
Cortex: MORON!!! Answer me!!
Dingodile: They... they got away... I tried pulling the flattery routine on Coco and her jackass brother started picking a fight. My flamethrower is still under repair... what was I...
Cortex: You were supposed to have tricked them into thinking that you had left the evil side forever!
Brio: But boss, I I... could be wrong but... perhaps Halloween isn't the best time for pulling schemes of world conquest, I mean... that's the oldest mad scientist scheme in the book.
Cortex: WELL I HAPPEN TO BE OLD SCHOOL!
Brio: Yes, but don't you think we should at least wait till Thanksgiving so they don't suspect anything??
Cortex: No!!! I have waited long enough! Now is the time I shall seek my revenge on Crash... for with our new, secret formula... this Halloween bash at the Sydney Gym, will turn out to be a Crash Trasher! HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAA!!!!
*The scene now shows the outside of the Sydney Gym. Loud music can be heard faintly, and strobe lights glow from the windows.*
Crash comes running over to the entrance doors of the gym. Coco follows him, now dressed in a witch costume, carrying a broom.
Coco: Thank goodness we got away from that idiot before things really started getting out of hand!
Crash: Why the heck was he comin' around flirtin' with you anyway??
Coco: Beats me. I thought he couldn't stand my guts.
Crash: It sounds like a scheme if you ask me...
They enter the gym, and the music is pumping as a bunch of animals dressed in costume are busting grooves on the dance floor. The gym is decorated with Halloween posters, cobwebs, and orange and black streamers and balloons. Crash immediately spots the refreshment table, and makes a b-line strait for it.
Crash: Mmmmmmm… Cookies and cupcakes and potato chips...
Coco rolls her eyes and walks out onto the dance floor. She sees Danni, Sarnie, Penny, Shen Lo Ken, Vector, Monnika, Kitty, and Lioness, all dancing together and joins them.
Danni: *dressed like a rock star* Hey, great costume, Coco!
Lioness: I thought you said you were gonna be Sailor Moon!
Coco: Well... I was... it's a long story.
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Dark Spooky Voice: And so it seems this little Halloween Bash is going along just swimmingly. But... the worst is yet to be...
*scene now shows the entrance, where an unusual group of onlookers are standing. They all wear white sheets over their heads like ghosts, so their identities are completely concealed, except for the eyes.*
One of the figures speak, revealing himself to be Dr. Cortex...
Cortex: *from under the sheet, glancing around evilly* Here we are....now the party really begins. *laughing softly* Hahahaa...
Brio: I have the vile in my pocket....
Cortex: Excellent! Now go spike the punch with the formula... then... whoever drinks from the bowl will ingest the secret formula and their minds shall be controlled and they will all become my ZOMBIE SLAVES!! HAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!
Some partygoers nearby, stop and glance strangely at the group.
Tiny: *Stomping over to them, dressed as a huge ghost* ROOOAAR! What are you lookin' at??
The party guests all run away in fear.
*Over at the refreshment table, Crash is stuffing his face.*
Crash: *MMmmph, cruunch, gulp, mmmm* These are some darn good brownies... *mmmmm* ^_^
Brio slowly and discretely made his way over to the refreshment table, and reached one hand into his pocket. He glanced around to make sure no one else was eavesdropping and produced a small vile of a fizzy, red solution and quickly poured it into the punch bowl. Picking up the ladle, he stirred it quickly, snatched a Halloween cookie and walked off.
Crash: *with his mouth full of brownie* Ooooooh, salted cashews!!
He grabs a handful of salted cashews and stuffs them in his mouth and swallows.
Crash: Aaaagh! My mouth is so dry now!
He then sees the bowl filled with juicy, red punch and grabbing a cup, fills it from the bowl and guzzles it down. He then procedes to drink cup after cup of more punch.
Cortex: *watching from the distance* MHAHAHAHAAAAAAA!! Just look at him go!! He'll be walking like a zombie in no time!!
Tiny and Kong laughs and start skipping all around.
Kong and Tiny: Crash is gonna be our slave! Crash is gonna be our slave!
Cortex: SHUT UP!!
Suddenly, Brio speaks up....
Brio: Say, where is Dingodile??
They all look up and see someone with a sheet on their head sneaking up behind Crash who is obliviously chugging punch.
Cortex: Just what is that idiot doing?
Tiny and Kong: *looking stupidly at each other* UUHHH OOOHH!!
*At the refreshment table*
Dingodile: 'Ey, how would ya like a nice Australian Punch?
Crash turns around to face the cloth covered Dingodile. Crash hiccups and his eyes are slightly crossed. His face is soaked with punch and his breath has a strange odor to it.
Crash: *dazed* Huh? Sure!
Dingodile grabs Crash by the neck and growls angrily in his face.
Dingodile: Back off punk!! Coco is mine, and you have no business gettin' in th' way o' me an' her bein' together!!
He draws his other fist back and sends poor Crash collapsing onto the refreshment table, rear first into the punch bowl! Crash tries his best to get up, but the secret formula starts taking its toll on him, and he lays there, hiccupping drunkenly. Cortex, Brio, Tiny and Kong all rush over to Dingodile, but it is too late... Dingo body slams Crash, and the entire table comes crashing down under their weight. Crash throws punches at Dingodile and manages to pop him in the jaw. That's when Dingodile gets him into a chokehold and starts punching his face repeatedly. There is a ruckus and commotion as people from the dance floor start running over and gathering around Crash and Dingo. There are shouts and rowdy jeers and screams from the crowd as Kong and Tiny rush in to break things up. The crowd trampled down Cortex and Brio as the music still blasts.
Coco: *GASP* Oh my gosh!! What's going on??!
Kitty, Vector, Danni, Sarnie, Monnika, Shen, and Lioness all run after Coco and push their way through the screaming crowd. The DJ stops the music and announces over the mic...
DJ: WHOOOA! Hold it right there you party animals!! BREAK IT UP!! *sigh* Security...
The DJ presses a button and an alarm sounds throughout the whole gym and red lights start flashing. Meanwhile, Tiny and Kong lift both Crash and Dingodile out of the heap of broken glass, spilled punch, and mashed up food.
Kong: Whoopsie daisy!! (laughs)
He tosses Dingodile halfway across the room, sending him smashing into the DJ stand, knocking down the strobe lights and bowling over the speakers with a deafening crash. Everyone screams and makes a mad dash for the fire exit as there is a massive blast of electricity and sparks fly everywhere.
DJ: *running for the exit* Whooooa! This is too heavy man!!
Suddenly, the gym security and a crew of firemen burst into the gym and the sprinkler systems turn on as the fire department use their hose to extinguish the flames. Outside, everyone is standing in the parking lot in a clammer of talking, shouting and confusion.
Coco: What the heck happened in there?!
Vector: All I know is I saw Dingodile go flying into the disk jockey stand. And neither dingoes nor crocodiles can fly.
Kitty: Guys, look! It's Crash!
The group watches in shock as Crash, Dingodile, Tiny and Kong are being escorted out the building by security.
Monnika: Oh my....
Penny: That doesn't look good!
Sarnie: *pointing* Neither does that!
Two figures covered in white sheets come running from the building.
Shen: Quick, let's get them!!
Everyone follows Shen, and he and Vector jump the figures and pull the sheets off.
Coco: CORTEX AND BRIO!!
Lioness: I should have known you two were behind this!!
Danni: Poor Crash and Dingo!!
Cortex: FOOLS! Get off of me! I have nothing to do with this!!
Police Officer: Tell it to the judge, Cortex.
The handcuff him and Brio and everyone involved is driven to the police station.
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Dark Creepy Voice: All's crazy that ends crazy. Crash got off on the charges, and Dingodile was charged with assault while in disguise, disturbing the peace, and damaging one darn good sound system. Kong and Tiny were brought under the same charges, and Cortex and Brio were charged with possession of a mind controlling substance. All four were sentenced to 10 years in prison, but rumour has it someone helped them escape that very night. Where are they? Who knows....
*Scene shows inside of Bandicoot home the day after Halloween.*
Coco is sitting on the sofa, reading the daily news on her laptop.
Coco: I don't believe it! Those scheming creeps got away!
Crash: *playing with his yoyo* Who? Terrorists?
Coco: Worse... Cortex and his henchmen escaped prison.
Crash: I guess prison escapement must run in the Cortex bloodline.
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Dark Creepy Voice: And so our tale of horror comes to an end... but who knows when mad scientists will strike again? Bwahahahaha… So this Halloween night, beware... for they could be lurking anywhere...
*screne goes black and Cortex interrupts*
Cortex: Yeah, whatever!! Let's get this stupid show over with already! I wanna watch Boris Karlof and Frankenstein tonight!
Announcer: Oh... yes... so do I! :D *to audience* Goodnight!
THE END
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