SMILIES REVENGE 2: THE GRAPHICS TAKE CONTROL
"AARRGGHHH!!!"
Madness! Within seconds of waking up, our old friend Crashie had fell once again into the pit of no return, where pixel circles rule. But let's not overdo it. Sit back and hear me explain.
If by any chance you were on the web, you knew what 'smilies' were. The little mites would cover up threads, make them hard to load with volume and generally look bad when somebody overused them. But for C. Bandicoot, whose world had been destroyed by the shockingly bad Automobile Online (MiniMotor Community), there was no return to his dreamland of Crash Place. But one day, they came to haunt again.
Crash, of course, was just getting out of bed. The entire house shook with horror as soon as he did -- not because of his feet hitting the floor, but the girly scream which emerged from his mouth when he saw... the smiley.
Sitting two pixels wide and three pixels and a half tall, this one looked evil. His teeth sent white terror through the world, and as soon as he opened his mouth Crashie Boy grabbed his PlayStation2 and started beating the smiley up with it.
But he was not so lucky. From nowhere emerged tons of smilies - sad, happy, puzzled... laughing. Evil laughing. Crash went suicidal.
"NNNOOOO!!!!! Why won't you darn smilies leave me and me oak alone!!"
He ran out of the house immediately. Or at least he tried. The door was locked. He turned and saw the smilies coming closer. There had to be another escape route!! SOMEWHERE!!
Indeed there was - but it was a window. Obviously mad to escape, he ran straight for it.
It was obviously a pity of a sight to see Crashie's slow end that day. Perhaps if he had noticed the smilies earlier, he'd have time to think. And if so, he'd have time to remember exactly which window he left the hidden land mines near.
Guess which one it was.
GAME OVER
**Metal Gear Solid Game Over music ensues.**
Aku Aku: "Crash? Crash? Where are you? Crash?? CRASH?? NNNOOOOOOO!!!!!!!"
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