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EVIL WARRIORS

CHAPTER I

(on N. Sanity beach)

Crash: Hey, when we kicked Cortex out of the dragon lands what happened?
Spyro: Hey, I told you not to talk about that - it was painful!
Brio: Yeah, we have our gang so if trouble arises we will stop it!

(all agree)

Foxy: I had not told you this but Cortex wasn’t alone!
All: WHAT!!!!!!!
Foxy: He is with Uka Uka. Even now I think there thinking a way to get rid of us!

(in the Cortex Vortex II )

Uka Uka: SO IS EVERYONE HERE?
Cortex: We must have our revenge!
Tropy: Er… How!?

(Tiny nods but hits a bottle of Green potion on to Ripto)

Ripto: OWWWWW!!!!!! You fool!!
Tiny: Tiny sorry!
Ripto: Don't do it again!
Uka Uka: QUIET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Destroyer: Yes I have a plan! We launch an assault on the Peace Keepers.

(Uka Uka Laughs evilly)
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CHAPTER II

(on N. Sanity Beach there is loads of Uka Fighter Jets)

Crash: It’s an invasion!
Tawna: Get inside quickly!

(then Cortex comes down)

Cortex: Now I have got you, you pesky Bandicoots!
Foxy: NOOOO!

(Foxy puts his leg out Cortex trips over and on to Spyro)

Cortex: This does not look good!
Spyro: Cortex toast, anyone?
Cortex: (running off) NO! HELP ME!!!!
Fooxy: Get inside!!!

(Then a gang comes down on Jet Packs)

Crash: Who are you?
Buzz: I am Buzz Lightyear. I come in peace.
Booster: We have come to help you!
Coco: Get inside for the LAST TIME!!!!!!!

(they all run in)

(in the Cortex Vortex which is watching the fight)

Uka Uka: CORTEX, STOP THEM!!!!!!!!!
Cortex: B… b… but
Uka Uka: DO IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Cortex: Yes!
Uka Uka: I NEED BOUNTY HUNTERS TO HELP!!!
Destroyer: I got some!

(in the house)

Buzz: We came here to help fight the Evil Warriors!
Crash: Evil Warriors???????!!!!!!!
XR: Yes, that’s the name that Uka Uka came up with for his team!
Pura: We must stop Uka before he takes over the land!
Coco: Or worse... the galaxy!
*********************************** CHAPTER III

(in the Cortex Vortex II )

Destroyer: I have the bounty hunters!
Uka Uka: SEND THEM IN!!!!!!!!

(they all come in)

Uka Uka:I SUPPOSE YOUR ALL WONDERING...
Kalam: Shut up! I am here to get revenge on my brother Foxy!
Uka Uka: NO, YOU SHUT UP SO I WANT YOU TO HUNT DOWN THE PEACE KEEPERS!!!!!!!!!
Tiko: I am only here for the cake!
Lio: It is really quite nice!!!!!!!!!
Uka Uka: TROPY MADE THE CAKE ... CAN WE NOT TALK ABOUT CAKES? YOU’RE MAKING PAPU HUNGRY AND HE’S JUST EATEN EVERYTHING IN THE FRIDGE!!!!!!!
Pinkofluffo: So...
Uka Uka:I WANT YOU TO DESTROY THE PEACE KEEPERS!!!!!
Hallie: But you said you want us to hunt down the Peace Keepers.
Uka Uka: SILENCE!!!!!!!!!!!! (everything is quiet) THAT’S BETTER!!
Deksta: I think that we better go and "Destroy" or "Hunt" down the Peace Keepers!
Uka Uka: YES!!!!!!!

(in Star Command that is orbiting Earth invisible)

XR: So what can we do we need a super weapon!!
Zurg: OR A SUPER DEATH!
Warp: HI Buzz!!
Buzz: Huh? How did you get in here!
Zurg: SAY BYE-BYE PEACE KEEPERS!!!!!(laughs)
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CHAPTER IV

Crash:NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! (hits Zurg’s gun and it hits Zurg’s toe)
Zurg: OUCH!!!!!!
Warp: (giggling) I am still here so die Peace...

(Brio jumps on him)

Brio: Quick - get away!!!!!
Warp: OOHH!!!! Get off me!!!!

(a load of Star Command guard bots burst in)

Brio:(jumping off Warp) Guard bots!!!! Arrest them!
Warp: Please arrest me - I don't want to be here!!!
Mira: If they got in here that means that they know we are here!!!
XR: Erm… there’s a giant ship approaching fast... AHHH!!!!!! THERES A GIANT SHIP APPOCHING FAST!!!!!!!!

(it is Kalam’s ship)

Foxy: Its Kalam!
Fooxy: Oh No!
All: Who’s Kalam?

(then Star Command is blown into bits)

Kalam: That got ‘em!!!!!! (laughs) Uka, they’re dead!!!!! (Uka laughs as well as Kalam)
*********************************** CHAPTER V

(in the Cortex Vortex there is cheering everywhere)

Cortex: At last they have been eliminated!
Uka Uka: NOW I HAVE TO DEAL WITH KALAM!
Kalam: Where’s my money!!!!????
Uka Uka: THERE IS NO MONEY!!!!!!
Kalam: WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(Kalam gets his gun out)

Kalam: Give it to me NOW!!!!!!!!!

(in the background everyone raises there weapons ready to kill Kalam)

Uka Uka: MEN, PUT YOU WEAPONS AWAY!! (to Kalam) PUT THAT WEAPON AWAY NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Kalam: I destroyed Star Command!
Tropy: We know! (fires his Fork and it kills Kalam straight away) That got you!
Uka Uka: GOOD WORK TROPY!

(Star Command pieces are floating across Earth)

(everyone is attached to it)

Tawna: Everyone OK!?
Crash: Yes, but now we must launch our attack on the Cortex Vortex II!
Zurg:(flying off with Warp) HA HA HA HAHAHAHHAH !!!!!! (he gets into his ship and it flies off)
Buzz: There’s a 99% chance that ship is going to PLANET Z.
Coco: We have got to stop it!
Hunter: If Uka finds that we are alive he WILL KILL US NEXT TIME!!

(all get their jet packs out)
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CHAPTER VI

(on Planet Z)

Zurg: AHH, HOME HORRIBLE HOME!!!!
Grub: We have a visitor from Uka Uka.
Zurg: WHO???
Grub: Gnasty Gnorc.
Gnasty: Eh Zurg!!
Zurg: Oh HELLO!!!!!

(Warp sighed. Then the gang comes flying down on their jet packs)

Zurg: WHAT!!!!????
Warp: Hornets! Blast them!
Hornet: MUST BLAST TARGET MUST BLAST TARGET!!!!
Coco: Look! Hornets!!
XR:I will handle this!

(then XR is blown into bits)

Buzz: Zurg!!!!
Zurg: LIGHTYEAR!!!!

(them two engage in combat while the others shoot the hornets)

Zurg: GIVE UP LIGHTYEAR!!!!!!!! I WIN!!
Buzz: Evil never wins!!

(then Buzz pushes Zurg down a hole into Super Nitro)

BANG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Brio: Look!!!

(they look up and it is Cortex)

Cortex: HAHHAHHHAHHAHAHHAHAH!!!!!!!! You have been a pain! (goes to push Crash into the Super Nitro but Crash moves and Cortex falls in)
Warp: (flying off) Seeya Later! HAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!!!! Looks like Uka will finish you off!!!!
Crash: We have got to stop him!
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CHAPTER VII

THE FINAL CHAPTER

(the Gang arrive at the Cortex Vortex II)

Foxy: They will be expecting us.
Coco: We better watch where we go!

(Then a gun comes through a window it shoots and hits Brio’s jet pack)

Brio: Ack! (Coco grabs him and pulls him up)
Coco: Are you OK?
Brio: Yeah but we must get inside!!!!!

(then Crash puts a bomb on the Door)

BANG!!!!!!!!

Crash: Everyone in!!!!

(In Uka’s throne room)

Uka: CAN YOU HEAR THAT DR.DESTROYER????? (there is sounds of explosions and screams)
Destroyer: Yes I can.

(in the main hall there are lots of dead soldiers)

Coco: We did it!
Uka Uka: DID YOU??????????
Crash: Uka!

(Everyone with a weapon gets it out and the rest move into attack position)

N. Gin: Give up Uka!!!!
Uka Uka: NEVER!!!!! (he shoots a laser beam that hits Tanwa)
Spyro: Are you OK?
Tanwa: Oof, ouch!
Crash: You fool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(he leaps towards Uka but Cortex shoots him down)

Cortex: So Crash, you are still alive! (then Brio shoots Cortex it only cuts his hair!)

Cortex: Grrrr!!!!
Uka Uka:YOU FOOLS!!!!!!!!!! YOU CANNOT DEFEAT ME!!!!!! HAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!

(then Destroyer shoots a laser beam that hits Uka )

Uka Uka: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Crash: Lets get out of here. You too Destroyer!
Destroyer: At Last! I am a Peace Keeper!!!!!!
Ripto: Spyro’s getting away!
Uka Uka: LET THEM! THEY WON'T GET FAR!!! CALL ME ALL THE BOUNTY HUNTERS IN THE GALAXY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE END!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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