FIRST EVER CRASH BANDICOOT WRESTLING
It was just an ordinary day. Tawna was coming over to Crash for a visit. When she opened the door, she couldn't believe what she is seeing. It was Crash kissing the living hell out of... Britney Spears!
Tawna: What is the meaning of this Crash?
Crash: Tawna uh… I… didn't… I'm…
Tawna:I can't believe it! I thought you loved me! (tears started to roll on Tawna's chhecks)
Crash: But I....
Tawna: Shut the hell up! You really don't love me! You exchanged me for this moron! (pointing at Britney)
Britney Spears: It wasn't his fault.I did it!
Tawna: I don't Care!!!(Cries) I'm sorry Crash but you are a worthless idiot! Bawwlllllll!
After that commotion, Britney went home and Crash went to find Tawna.
Tawna: (saying to herself) I must teach Crash a lesson. Hmm.....
Crash: At last, i found you! Tawna, I'm really sorry for that and please forgive me!
She ignored Crash & suddenly, she spotted Dingo on a rock resting. She came close to him and kissed him! In front of Crash!
Crash: (Shocked) Tawna!! What are you doing?
Tawna: I HATE YOU!!! (still kissing Dingo)
Dingo: What’s goin’ on?
Crash: Pleeeeeease forgive me Tawna! I'll promise never to do it again!!
Tawna:GET OUT OF MY LIFE!!!!!!!!!!! (punches him)
Out of nowhere, Britney came. She saw what Tawna did.
Britney: What the heck do u think your doing? (starts shoving her around)
Tawna: Butt out, badass.
Britney: U callin' me like that? Why don't we get it on?
Tawna: U asked for it!
The 2 ladies brawled around and Crash & Dingo try to stop them.
Dingo: This is all your fault!
Crash:Why you...
Dingo & Crash also brawled until....
Dingo: That's it! I'm challenging u & Britney to a tag-team wrestling! My tag is Tawna!
Tawna: (stepping at Dingo's side) Yeah!
Crash: WHAT? TAWNA U CAN'T!
Tawna: Yes I can!
Dingo: U better not chicken out! (He & Tawna walked out together)
So, it was official:
Dingo & Tawna v.s. Crash & Britney Spears
Tag-Team match
Let's go to the Komodo Bros. home.
Joe: Passsssss me the coke Moe, & turn the T.V. on - WWF issssss about to ssssssstart.
Moe: But, I gotta watcccccccch SSSSSScooby Doo!
Joe: Quit clownin' around! I gotta watccccccccch WWF!
Moe:But i wanna watcccccccch SSSSSSScooby!
Joe:WWF!!
Moe:SSSSScooby doo!!
Joe: I ssssssssaid we're going to watcccccccch Wresssssssstling!
(The Doorbell rang)
Joe: Now, who could it be?
(Joe opened the door)
Mailman: Congratulations Sir! You just won 10 MILLION DOLLARS! You won on a sweepstakes raffle draw! Here's the money!(giving it to Joe)
Joe: (looking at Moe) I jussssssst won TEN MILLION DOLLARSSSSSSSS!!!!!! Wohooooo!
Moe: You won it in the sssssssssweepstakesssssssss?
Joe: Yesssssssss!! And it's all mine!!
Moe: Waddya mean "mine"?
Joe: Well, I wrote my name on the sssssssssweepstakessssssss.
Moe: But I told you to enter that sssssssssweepstakesssssss! I want a part of it! (he grabbed the money away from his brother)
Joe:Hey!
Moe: I got it! yessssssssss.
(Moe accidentally tripped over a book lying around and the money dropped on a campfire)
Joe: WHY YOU! NOW THE MONEY ISSSSSSSSS ALL GONE! I'M GONNA KILL YOU!
(THEN, HE TOOK OUT A SWORD AND POINT IT DIRECTLY AT MOE BUT MOE ASO TOOK OUT HIS SWORD)
Joe: On guard!
(The 2 fought all day without stopping. Joe wanted to kill his brother for setting the money on fire.)
Joe: Why don't we finisssssssh thisssssss on a wressssssstling matccccccch? Then we’ll ssssssssee who'ssssssssss the toughessssssssst, you brainlessssssss piecccccce of broccoli!
Moe: You got it!
So it was official,
Komodo Joe v.s. Komodo Moe
Brother v.s. Brother
Meanwhile, in Toad village, Pinstripe & Tiny were strolling…
Pinstripe: Man, we gotta think of a way on how to impress Cortex!
Tiny: How about, beating up Crash?
Pinstripe: You kiddin' me? He beat us several times! Hey! How about bandicoot-napping Coco?
Tiny: What? Someone has gone loco?
Pinstripe: No you underling! I mean coot-napping Coco!
Tiny: But Tiny no know where Coco is!
Pinstripe: Wanna bet? (he pointed on a silhouette of a female bandicoot surfing on her laptop.) C'mon lets get her!
(Coco was unaware of the presence of the 2 villains as they came closer to her)
Coco: (BLEEP)! I still can't access to the X-rated sites!
Pinstripe: well, well if it isn't Coco!
Coco: (nervous) Wha... what do you want?
Pinstripe: Oh, nothing. We just came here to ...
Tiny:GET YOU!!!!
Tiny was about to grab her when Pura saved the day.
Pura: Grrrrr... merowwwww....
Pinstripe: Wanna play rough eh?(pulling out his tommy gun)
Coco: Hold it! If you want to capture me, why won't you wrestle me and Pura to a tag-team no disqualification match?
Pinstripe: What? Challenging a girl and a kitty cat? You're stupid!
Coco: You two are just big fat sissies!
Pinstripe: I'm not fat!!
Tiny: Duh... what's a sissy?
Pinstripe: OK squirlie girlie. You got that match!!
Tiny: Master Cortex will be proud!
Another match has been added!
Coco & Pura v.s. Tiny & Pinstripe Potardo
Tag Team no disqualification match
On the other hand, Cortex was having problems with the cruellest of the cruel, meanest of the mean the evil... Onslaught!! Naw, just kidding! It was Nitrous Oxide! They were deciding who should rule over Earth.
Cortex: Step aside, alien freak! I will rule over Earth and will finally defeat that nincompoop Crash!
Oxide: Wrongo. I'll rule the world you pathetic mortal!
Cortex: Pathetic? I am not pathetic!
Oxide: Fool! Crash beat you 3 times! He just defeated me once!
Cortex: That's because it's just a stupid race!
Oxide: (Angrily) Stupid race? Are you belittling my racing abilities?
Cortex: Yes!You're a filthy reckless trash bag racer!
Oxide: Why you....
(Oxide took out his blaster and shot Cortex's Laser shotgun)
Cortex: (stunned) That was my invention! Why you idiotic alien...
(Cortex took out his flamespreader 5000 and shot Oxide's armours)
Oxide: Grrrrr..... That's it!
They both shot each other's invention. From Cortex's ionic uzi to Oxide's water pistol, everything was destroyed.
Oxide: we're gonna finish this.....on a wrestling match! We're gonna do this street style!
Cortex: You got it! Now we shall see who will be fit to be the ruler of Earth!
Match:
Cortex v.s. Oxide
Street match
Battle for the ruler of Earth
Just outside Cortex Castle lived Koala Kong & Papu Papu. Koala Kong was bragging about his ancestors.
Kong: Y'know, my ancestors are said to be kings & queens. What about yours Papu?
Papu: Papu no remember Papu ancestors.
Kong: (bragging) Dat's b'cause they're a bunch of idiot peasants! Not like my family & ancestors they're rich & have position.
Papu: You say Papu ancestors idiot? (angry)
Kong: (Koala didn't hear him and continued bragging) They're so stupid that they can't earn money. They are jobless and so stupid.
Papu: THEY NOT STUPID!
Kong (still didn't hear him) Oh, yeah my ancestors butt is so smooth & shiny while yours are full of warts & rashes!!!
Papu: Stop that!!
Papu dived onto Koala Kong with his angry eyes.
Papu: Papu ancestors are not idiots. Yours are! Papu Ancestors not stupid, yours are! And our butts are shiny and smooth and presentable to people while yours are full of rashes warts and maybe even blisters!!
Koala Kong: Blister my butt! (punching Papu)
Papu: Take this! (punching Koala)
They exchanged punches. Meanwhile, outside the house was none other than... The Rock!! He got lost trying to make his way to WWF arena. He stopped at Kong's house and knocked. Papu & Kong didn't heard it because they were fighting. So, Rock entered the house and saw the 2 brawling.
Rock: Stop it you jabronis!
The 2 looked and saw the Rock.
Rock: If you want to fight, get it on on a wrestling match!
Papu: (turning to Kong) That's it! We will wrestle... In a Stinky Face Match!!
Kong: Make it 2 out of 3!
Papu: (Turning to Rock) YOU! Special referee!
Rock: The Rock only suggested that you 2 wrestle!
Kong: (walking out of the door) Now Papu, we'll see who has the shiniest rear!
Papu: (walking out on the backdoor) Yeah,that is me!!
Kong: In your dreams fatso!
Rock was left all alone on the house
Rock: Why The Rock? Why always The Rock?
Another match has been added!
Papu Papu vs. Koala Kong
Stinky face match
2 of 3 victories
Rock special referee!
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The day has finally come. Yup, it's time for the First-ever Crash wrestling matches!!!!!
People from all over the world went to Turtle woods to see this event.
But before we start the matches, let us have a preview :
Komodo Joe vs. Komodo Moe
Brother vs. Brother
Coco & Pura vs. Pinstripe & Tiny
Tag-team No DQ match
Papu vs. Kong
2 out of 3 stinky face match
Rock: special guest referee
Oxide vs. Cortex
Street match
Battle for the ruler of Earth
Main Event:
Dingodile & Tawna vs. Crash & Britney Spears
Tag-Team match
Before the matches will start, there was going to be an intermission of dancing by the Trophy Girls. (Ami, Liz, Isabella, Megumi) They were about to start dancing when all of a sudden Steven Richards came with a referee. The crowd gave boos and taunts to Richards as he & the referee approach the ring. Then when he finally entered the ring, he grabbed a mike and said....
Steven: This wrestling match is off!!!!
(There were boos in the crowd)
Steven: What is wrong with you people? Wrestling is violence!! We should not watch it!! And look at this scantily-clad women! (pointing to the trophy girls) This is sex! This is also an abuse to women! Therefore, this intermission is off!!!
(more boos and taunts on Richards)
Steven: Women should not parade around this ring with only their bikinis! I am censoring these wrestling events!! You may not like it, but they're for your own good!
(Crowd replied with "Richards suck!")
Steven: If anyone has gotta problem, step on to this ring, I got a referee here so we could get it on! (Then, turning to the trophy girls, he said...) Get out of here and don't show you're asses again!
Liz, Isabella & Megumi exit the ring but Ami stayed.
Richards: I said GET OUT!
Ami: The people got here to see a show! And we will have a show!!
(There were cheers by the crowds)
Richards: O, watcha gonna do ha?
Ami: This!!! ( punching Richards)
Ami pinned Richards.
Referee: 1... 2...
But Richards was able to kick out.
Another match has been added!
Ami vs. Steven Richards
Steven got really angry. In a hurry, he delivered a satisfying punch to the cheek of Ami. He continued to attack her. He whipped her in the corner. He kicked her and choked her with his boot. Then, Richards gave her a powerful DDT. He pinned her.
1... 2...
But it wasn't good enough. Then, all of a sudden Liz, Isabella and Megumi entered the ring. Richards was about to give Ami the Stevie Kick when Liz distracted the referee. Then, Megumi grabbed a steel chair and hit it right on Steven's head. Ami pinned her & Megumi got out of the ring before the ref could see her.
Ref: 1... 2... 3!
Ring Announcer: Your winner... Ami!
But the trophy girls weren't finished yet. Megumi, Liz & Ami are beating the living crap out of Richards while Isabella took a table and put Richards on it. Then Isabella climbed over the top rope and gave Richards a moonsault!!
(Fans go wild)
The 4 left the ring and left Richards lying in the ring.
Second Match: Joe vs. Moe
Ring Announcer: Introducing first, weighing 278 pounds, Komodo Moe!
Moe enters the stage. When he was about to enter the ring, Joe attacked him from behind. The ring bell sounds. Joe puts Moe back in the ring. Joe applied some chops to Moe's chest. Then he whipped him in the ropes but Moe countered it into a Shortarm Clothesline. Moe pinned his brother but, it wasn't enough. Moe continued punishing Joe with punches & kicks. Then, Moe put him under his legs and was about to powerbomb Joe when Joe countered him with a hurricaranna. He then performed an elbow drop to Moe but missed. Moe run to the ropes and gave Joe a monstrous splash. Moe covered him again, but no good. Moe delivered a powerslam to his brother to knock him down. He goes to the top rope and did the Money Shot. But unfortunately, Joe rolled out of the way and Moe landed on his stomach. He was out cold. Joe was feeling a bit dizzy. They were both lying in the ring.
Referee: 1... 2... 3... 4...
Then, the crowd shifted their eyes to the titantron who was playing a scene from the parking lot. A limo pulled up. Then the door open and out of the limo was none other than... Spyro The Dragon!
(Crowd goes wild!)
But, let's shift our eyes back to our current match.
Referee: 7... 8...
Moe & Joe got back up. Moe was about to kick Joe in the face but Joe rolled out of the way and delivered a reverse DDT. Joe pinned him.
Ref.: 1... 2…
Moe was able to kick out. Joe delivered fast kicks and punches that kept Moe down. Then he grabbed Moe's feet and applied his favourite move: The walls of Komodo Joe! Moe was tapping out!
Joe: Face it boy, you can't beat me!!
Referee: You wanna quit?
Moe: (crying on pain) Never will i quit on a sissy like you!
Fortunately for Moe, he reached the ropes. Joe whipped him in the ropes and delivered an intense back body drop. He pinned Moe again but still no good. Joe whipped him again but this time, Moe ducked allowing him to hold his throat. Then, he delivered a chokeslam and pinned him.
Referee: 1... 2... 3!
Ring announcer: Winner, Komodo Moe!
Backstage, we see Spyro drinking a cup of cofee. We also see a limo pulling out. Out of it was none other than... Chris Jericho!! Meanwhile, we see Pura finding his way to the nearest food outlet. When suddenly Pinstripe came out and hit Pura with a sledgehammer! Then Tiny came out and hit Pura's left leg with a cinderblock. After that, they ran away. Then, Coco saw an injured Pura lying on the floor.
Coco: Oh Nooooooooooooooooo! Is there a doctor?
A Doctor stepped in and examined Pura's leg.
Doctor: Coco, I'm afraid Pura can't wrestle tonight!
Coco: What!!!!!!!!? But, Who's going to be my tag-partner?
Doctor: I guess you have to find another one. Come, help me Pura in the stretcher.
Pura: Meow!
Coco held Pura up & followed the Doctor to the stretcher. Meanwhile in Tiny & Pinstripe's locker...
Tiny: Good idea! Tiny thinks we will be gratefully rewarded by Cortex once we win & kidnap Coco!
Pinstripe: That reminds me! We're next in the wrestling match!
In the ring...
Ring Announcer: Introducing first, with a combine weight of 552 lbs, Tiny & Pinstripe!
(Many Boos in the crowd)
Pinstripe & Tiny walked through the ring. Pinstripe grabbed a mike & said:
P.Stripe: (saying to fans) All you lowlifes can go to hell!!!!
Crowd: BOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Tiny: (grabbing the mike) Coco not scared are you Coco? After we beat up Pura? Don't forget, Coco challenged us!
Then Coco appeared. She wasn't nervous at all. In fact, she was rather smiling.
Coco: So you thought you have outsmart me right? Well, NO! (Crowd goes wild) Here is my new partner!
Then a figure came out. The fans can't believe it. Tiny & Pinstripe was shocked. Coco's partner was none other than Spyro! They both ran and hurried to the ring. Spyro delivered a great dropkick that sent Pinstripe out of the ring. Then from behind Tiny, Coco gave a bulldog that kept the Tiger down. Then, Spyro grabbed 2 chairs. He sent the other one to Coco. He came down the ring & delivered a great hit on Pinstripe's face. Then, he used the chair us a springboard & dropped a monstrous Hurricaranna on Pinstripe that knocked him out cold. Spyro continued to give him beatings. Back at the ring, Coco hit Tiny with the chair. (Fans go Nuts!) Then, she climbed to the top turnbuckle, (Fans got even wilder) Then she delivered a splash to Tiny! She pinned him!
Ref. 1...2....
Tiny was able to kick out. This time, Coco goes to Tiny's head and delivered the Coco Crossface!!!!! Tiny quickly tapped out to give Coco & Spyro the easy win. But it was far from over. Coco pulled out a ladder!!!! She set it up and climbed on it. (Fans go bannanas) And pulled off an elbow drop to Tiny!!!!! Then, Spyro pulled out 2 tables and drag them to the ring. Coco set up the tables. Spyro dragged Pinstripe back in the ring. After, Coco set up the 2 tables, Spyro grabbed the ladder which Coco used and put it above the 2 tables. Then, Coco climbed to the tables then to the ladder (You know what's going to happen...) And delivered a splash 15 feet high to Pinstripe!!!!! (Fans cheered for them!) The 2 walked out of the ring with smiles on their faces. Tiny and Pinstripe was both carried out of the ring with stretchers. After that fiasco, N. Tropy entered the ring with a mike on his hand. Then he said.........
N. Tropy: This show is soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo BORING!!!!
(BOOOOOO!!!!)
N.Tropy: So what if Isabella applied a moonsault on Richards? So what if Spyro's in the house? And what are you so excited about Coco soaring 15 feet high? They are all worthless crap!!!!
(Boooooo!!!!)
N. Tropy: Now, I know what can make this show really exciting! So, If anyone out there has the guts to step in the ring with the master of time, come 'n' get some!!!
(Then the "Break down the walls" music starts to play & Out came y2j!!!)
Y2J: Welcome 2 Raw is Jericho!!!
N. Tropy: Hey! This isn’t Raw!
Y2J: And Mr. N Throw-pie, you should stop all that babbling in the mike 'cause the crowd has fallen asleep!!!!! And i'm gonna shut your mouth... Permanently!
N.Tropy: Let’s say you and I make a deal. If you win, i will wear a girl's skirt for the rest of a week and you could beat the hell out of me for as long as I live. But if I win, I will use my warp gun to blast you and send you to a different planet!!!
Y2J enters the ring. A referee also came out. N. Tropy wasted no time. He applied kicks and chops to the chest. He whipped him and was about to back-body drop Jericho when Y2J reversed it to a sunset flip.
Ref: 1... 2…
It wasn't enough. Then Jericho whipped Tropy to the corner and applied a spin-kick combo to stun him. Then, all of a sudden, Benoit came out. He confronted the referee when Jericho attacked him. He laid a dropkick to Benoit and applied the Double-Powerbomb to stun him.
But N. Tropy kicked him in the back and laid a piledriver. Benoit is still stunned, but Tropy Knocked Jericho out with his finishing move, the tropystone. And pinned him to get the win. But Benoit got up and applied the crippler crossface on Jericho (No, not the coco crossface) N. Tropy wished he could warp Jericho, like he said but he couldn't because Benoit is attacking Jericho. Tropy left the stage without knowing that he left his warp gun. Back in the ring, Benoit lets go of Jericho and grabs a chair. He smacked it on Jericho's face.
(Fans were throwing food at Benoit while saying "BOO!!!")
Then, he dragged him all the way backstage. Benoit whipped him in the vending machine. The glass broke and Jericho's face began to bleed. He grabbed a metal pole and hit it right on Jericho's back. Benoit backed up farther and ran to Jericho to charge him. But Jericho rolled out of the way and Benoit hit another vending machine instead. He crashed face first. Jericho ran back to the stage but Benoit was still after him. When they got back to the ring, The 2 exchanged slaps and punches. But Benoit got the advantage when he started to kick Jericho. He shoved Y2J back in the ring. Then Jericho noticed Trophy's warp gun lying beside him. Without wasting anytime, Jericho got the warp gun and zapped Benoit. He disappeared and was warped to another planet. After that rumble, Fans cheered for Jericho as he raises his right hand. We will also update you when we find out where the warpgun has taken Benoit.
Backstage: We see Papu doing some training before the match. Another limo pulls up and out came Dingo & Tawna!!
Next match: Papu v.s. Kong
2 out of 3 stinky face match
Ring Announcer: Introducing first, with 348 pounds, Koala Kong!
Kong enters the ring and raised his hand. The crowd responded with boos.
Ring Announcer: And now, weighing in a whopping weight of 555 pounds, Papu Papu!!!
Papu enters the ring. The crowd responded with cheers.
("If you smelalalalalallla....what the rock is cookin'!") Rock enters the ring with a referee shirt. There were cheers and chants like "Rocky" filled the ring. Then, the ring bell sounds meaning to start the match.
Kong and Papu were trading punches and kicks. When Papu was losing control, Kong decided to whip him in the corner but Papu reversed it to a whip of his own. When Kong hits the corner, Papu ran up to him and delivered a monstrous butt-bump that sent Kong down. Then, he turned to the crowd and gets his butt near to Kong! (Yahoo! Stinky face!!) But Kong punched him in his back that sent Papu's rear away from him. Kong delivered a neckbreaker on Papu. He put Papu between his knees and did a powerbomb!!!! Kong again whipped Papu in the corner. There, Kong delivered chops to the chest of Papu. Then, he lifted Papu on the top rope and did a Belly Supplex!!! ON the top rope!!!! Kong was capitalizing on the advantage by hitting Papu with his fists. Again, he whipped him in the corner and started to beat him like raw meat. But Papu grabbed Kong on the shoulders and slammed him in the corner!! Then, he applied a super kick that sent Kong down on the corner again. Then turning his back to Koala Kong, He slaps his butt and delivered a STINK-FACE on Kong!!!!(Fans cheer) But remember, this is a stinky face 2 out of 3 so the match is not yet over. Koala was furious about it. He was losing temper. In a hurry, he attacked Papu and gave him a military press slam to knock Papu out cold. Then climbing on the top rope, he delivered an awesome splash to Papu. But in the crowd, a Fan of the rock came and asked the Rock if he could have his autograph. Koala saw this and tried to stop this.
Kong: Hello!! We have a match here!!
Rock: Just a minute, I'll just sign this autograph!!
Kong: We don't have time for that!!! (Then, he pushed the fan) Sorry kiddo, but there's a match going on!!!
From behind, Papu delivered a super kick again that stunned Kong. Meanwhile, Rock went outside and grabbed a steel chair and Hit Papu!!!!! Then, he dropped the people's elbow on Papu!!! (Fans were beginning to hate the Rock. Some were chanting "Rocky Sux!!" Then, Rock grabbed a mike.
Rock: You wanna know why I beat the hell out of these underrated wrestlers??
(BOOOOOOO!!)
Rock: Because these 2 jabronis got me stuck here in this stupid island on 1st place!! I was just looking for the Raw arena!!! And this 2 idiotic retards are telling me what to do!!! They said that i 'll be the ref for this match and I don’t even want to!! Kong pushed my fan away and tried to tell me what to do!!! That's the cause!!!
As Rock continued to talk, Papu recovered from the steel chair attack. He grabbed the steel chair and hit Rock!!! (Fans cheer)
Then he put him in the corner and applied the Stinky-face!!!!! Papu left the ring. He looks in the pleased crowd that were chanting "Papu!!!" The match had no winner. Meanwhile, Kong recovered and decided to go after his nemesis when he saw an unconscious Rock lying. He then went closer to The Rock and slaps his butt!!! Then, he applied the stinky-face - just like what Papu did!!!
(Fans cheer!!)
Also, Kong left the Ring. Rock was still out cold because of the stinky-faces that Papu & Kong did.
Backstage scenes:
Spyro was still in the house with some nachos on his hand. Then, he met Crash.
Spyro: Hey Man!!
Crash: Nice to see ya! Oh, yeah! Thanks for helping my sister defeat those 2 suckers.
Spyro: No problemo! Oh yeah, Britney can't come tonight for your big match!
Crash: Whaddya mean?
Spyro: She got stuck on a traffic jam on Toad village. She can't come!
Crash: Oh, Great! Now who's gonna be my partner?
(Then, out of nowhere, Isabella interrupted their conversation)
Isabella: How about me?
Crash: (Hesitates) Uh, I'm not really sure.
Spyro: Come on! Did you see her moonsault Richards?
Crash: Oh, OK.
A MATCH HAS BEEN CHANGED:
Crash & Isabella vs. Dingodile & Tawna
Tag-team match
(After that, Crash went to his locker and saw his sister.)
Coco: What's wrong? Oh yeah, about the split with Tawna.
Crash: I can't believe it! She actually wants to face me in a wrestling match!!
Coco: Don't worry. Maybe that's just her way of making you understand how she felt when you were smooching Spears.
Crash: Yeah, maybe.
(Meanwhile, Spyro was attacked from behind by... Gnasty Gnorc!!!)
Gnorc: So, Spyro! You thought you beat me well, NO! I want you to meet my friends!!
(The friend Gnorc was referring to was none other than... Ripto!!!)
Ripto: So, dragon we meet again!
Fortunately for Spyro, Elora & Hunter came. Elora blasted an extinguisher on Gnorc & Ripto that blinded them for a while.
Hunter: Come, on Man! In to my jeep!!
(Elora, Hunter & Spyro both hopped in the jeep to get away)
Ripto: After them!!! (He & Gnorc jumped on their jeep & zoomed out)
Report on Benoit's condition:
We just found out that the warp gun has warped Benoit to planet Mars.
Oxide vs. Cortex
Street Fight
Before the ringbell could even start, they are already fighting in the parking lot (It's a street fight match) Oxide grabs a shovel and smacks it on Cortex's head and pins him.
Referee: 1... 2...
Not enough!!
Oxide punched Cortex and hit him with a kendo stick. He dragged him in top of a car and laid a DDT on him!!! Oxide whipped Cortex but he reversed it with a whip that sent Oxide crashing through the wall. He then grabbed a trashcan lid and smacked it on Oxide's back that sent him down. Cortex kicks him while dragging him to the telephone booth. Then, he grabbed the phone and crashed it on Oxide's head!!!!!! Cortex pinned him.
Referee: 1… 2...
But Oxide kicked out. Cortex grabbed a cinderblock and attempted to hit Oxide but Oxide ducked. Oxide delivered a boot to Cortex's face that got hit by the cinderblock Cortex's holding!!! Then Oxide grabbed a table and powerbomb Cortex through the table!! Oxide pinned him again but it's still no good. Oxide dragged him on the streets and started and they started to brawl. Unfortunately, it's snowing outside the arena!!! It's pretty cold outside but Oxide & Cortex didn't care. Oxide shoved Cortex on the snow and delivered the Alien's elbow on him. Oxide pinned him.
Referee: 1... 2...
But, only two!! Suddenly, a jeep appeared. Spyro, Elora & Hunter were in it. They were still trying to get away from Gnorc & Ripto. Cortex whipped Oxide and got hit by Hunter's jeep!!! Hunter lost control of the jeep and it crashed. But, Spyro Elora & Hunter got out of the Jeep and entered the arena. Ripto spotted them.
Ripto: They are in the arena!! After them!!
Let's go back to our match… As I was saying, a jeep hit Oxide. Cortex pinned him.
Referee: 1... 2...
Miraculously, Oxide kicked out!!!!!! Cortex then grabbed a sledgehammer and tried to hit Oxide but he kicked the sledge hammer and it smacked right on Cortex's face!! They were both down!
Referee: 1... 2... 3... 4...
Oxide was first to get up. He grabbed Cortex's feet and slaps on the Oxide Cloverleaf!! Cortex was crying on pain!!!
Referee: Give up?
Cortex: NEVER!!!!
Oxide: Face the facts, mortal!! I'm way better than you cause I am that darn good!!!
Cortex was tapping out!!! The referee held Cortex's hand to see if he is still conscious. Then, he dropped it.
Referee: 1!
Then ref. did the same thing again.
Referee: 2!
But, before the referee could even get the hand of Cortex, Cortex grabbed a snowball and smacked it right on Oxide's face to blind him. He dropped a spinning neckbreaker to Oxide and pinned him.
Referee: 1... 2...
No good!! Cortex grabbed a piece of wood and hit it on Oxide's knee. He then kicked Oxide's knee to bring him down. He grabbed Oxide's knee again and laid an elbow drop. Oxide got a cheap shot by poking his fingers on Cortex's eye (Ouch!) Oxide climbed a tree to escape from Cortex's clutches but, Cortex climbed the tree too and there they exchanged blows again. Cortex clotheslined Oxide to stun him for a while. Then, Cortex was about to give him another clothesline when Oxide reversed it to a back-body drop and Cortex fall to the snowy streets below!!!!! Oxide climbed down on the tree and pinned Cortex for the victory!!!
Oxide: NOW! I will rule your puny planet, fools!!
(BOO!)
But Oxide was too happy that he didn't know where he is going. All of a sudden, a truck came out and smacked him!!!!!
Backstage scenes:
Ripto was still looking for Spyro and his freinds. Until...........
Gnasty: Hey look! (Looking at a camera) They're just near the ring!!!
So, the two went closer to the Stage entrance. They found Elora. They tried to attack her but it was a trap!!! Hunter came from behind and pushed a trolley tht hit them. Then, out came Spyro & Coco!!!! The 4 dragged Gnasty & Ripto onto the ring. Hunter & Spyro set up 2 tables - 1 for Gnasty and 1 for Ripto. Then, Elora climbed the top rope and so did Coco!!!! Then, they delivered a splash to Ripto & Gnasty that sent the Crowd standing from their seats!!!! They all hurried out of the ring.
Meanwhile, in Dingo & Tawna's locker..........
Tawna: Uh, Dingo, there's something I'd like to tell you.
Dingo: What mate?
Tawna: Please don't hurt Crash too much in our match. I just want him to realize how I felt!! OK? (As she steps out of the locker)
Dingo: OK, mate.
As soon as Tawna stepped out…
Dingo: Don't hurt him too much? We'll see...
Main Event: Dingo & Tawna v.s. Crash & Isabella
Announcer: Introducing first, with a combined weight of 501 lbs, Dingo & Tawna!!
(Some fans were cheering for Tawna but most are taunting her)
Announcer: Next, with a combined weight of 295 lbs, Crash & Isabella!!
(Ringbell starts)
The match began with Dingo and Crash brawling. Crash whipped him and dropkicked him. He quickly grabbed Dingo's head and slapped a sleeper hold. Dingo laid elbows to Crash's stomach to get out of the sleeper hold. Then, Dingo laid a fisherman's supplex to pin him.
Referee: 1...
It's too early to lose! Dingo whipped Crash but Crash countered it with a face buster. Then, he mounted some punches on Dingo & whipped him and was able to deliver a backbody drop that send Dingo out of the ring. Meanwhile, from behind, Tawna slapped Crash!! But, Crash backed up and tagged Isabella!! The 2 ladies exchanged slaps but Isabella laid a spinning heel kick to Tawna & pinned her but, it wasn't enough. Outside, Dingo regained consciousness. Isabella was about to climb the top rope when Dingo pulled her of the rope!!! He whipped the half-stunned Isabella on the ropes but she countered it with a shortarm clothesline! They were both down.
Ref: 1... 2... 3... 4... 5…
Isabella got up quickly and tagged Crash. Dingo was about to tag Tawna when Crash pulled Dingo's feet away from Tawna. There, Crash laid some magnificent chops to the chest of Dingo. He was about to go for the Crash Bottom when Tawna grabbed a chair and slapped it on Crash!! (The referee didn't even see it!) Then, Dingo grabbed Isabella and powerbombed her!! Isabella was out cold! Then, Dingo isolated Crash and was attacking him like a savage beast! He was about to grab the chair Tawna used when...
Tawna: Dingo! I told you do not hurt Crash much!! I just want to make him understand how i felt when he was kissing Britney!
Dingo: Get out mate! (He punched her!!)
Tawna was horrified on what Dingo did!
Dingo: Ya see mate - this is a trap!! I blackmailed Britney that if she didn't kiss Crash, i will say to her fans bad things about her! And, since Crash is out cold, I can tear you apart, and Cortex will be proud of me! (He grabs the chair)
Crash recovered and saw what Dingo's doing. Quickly he punched Dingo on his back and when he turned to look, Crash delivered the Crash Bottom and pinned him!
Referee: 1... 2... 3!
Crash & Isabella won! Isabella have recovered and dragged Dingo to the back for a beating. Crash & Tawna were left on the ring.
Tawna: Crash, you saved me! (Hugging him)
Crash: Does this mean you forgive me?
Tawna: I forgive you by all means. (They kissed in front of the crowd!!!!!)
(Wahooooo! They're together again!!!!)
The show ended with the 2 kissing while the crowd chant and cheer for them.
The End
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