Oh, hello, I didn't hear you come in...The name's Zoidberg.
Ok, listen up you simpletons, this
is the crappiest site I've ever used my invaluable time to write. But it
gets the job done...the mission statement is at the bottom.
So here we go, all you need to do is find something that you would like, read the description...it might include a "how to".
Then download the required file, preferably to some place where you can FIND IT PEOPLE and then double click it and press OK. I suggest
you do all of them, WHY? I dont have to explain myself to you, Im going to bed. Oh and, don't do any of this unless you are using Windows XP.
Rename the Recycle Bin
Increase your DNS Cache Size
Lock in your Homepage
Close a hole for popups in Internet Explorer
Create a "Empty Recycle Bin" in the column when you Right Click
Increase Internet Explorer download limit from 2 to 10 so you can download more porn
Purge Cache when you shutdown the computer
This is advice for speeding up your computer
Make your programs open faster!
Disable your indexing service
Mission Statement
