Eggventures of Eggman and friends Chapter 1
By WebheadSpid
 
Dr.Eggman,Shadow,and Steve are trying to figure out a plot to destroy the world. So far, they have apaslotly nothing.
Dr.Eggman: Why can't you guys figure out a plot?
Shadow/Steve:(playing Metroid Prime) We're supposed to do what, what now?
Eggman: What are you two morons doing?
Shadow: Playing Metroid Prime.
Steve: Two players. Why do I always die Shadow?
Shadow: Because you suck.
Steve:Ohhhhhhhhhhh!
Eggman: What?! That's impossable! Metroid Prime is a one player game. Two players can't play a one player game at the same time!
Shadow: Yes you can.
Eggman: How?
Shadow: We modified the game!
Eggman: You don't have the technology
to do that.
Ishnt: You have an I.Q. higher then 300, you should be able to invente something like that.
Eggman: I do?
Shadow: My father created that.
Steve: You have a father?
Eggman: Of course he has one! That would be my grandfather!
Ishnt: Who what in the what where?!
(Everyone but Ishnt):(facefall)
Eggman: Let's get back on topic...
Shadow: My father inveted the Metroid seires. He knew Metroid Prime would be come out and be a one player game.
Steve: So he modified the game so you can play on this computer! Then he modified the computer so all you have to do is plug a Nintendo Gamecube controller into the computer and bingo was his namo!Wow, I felt smart and cool!!!
Eggman: o0
Shadow: Riiiigghhht... any way, to finsh what Steve said, you could play Metroid Prime Bond Multiiplayer
style.
Omochao: *magically appears* to find a plot, look for Metroid's!*explodes* 
Eggman: Where would you find a metroid? And what plot is there anyway?
Steve: Right there!(points in a random direction)
Metroid: eep, eep, yeeeee!(starts sucking out Dr. Eggman's life force)
Eggman: Get it off! Get it off!
Shadow: Go into morph ball mode and bomb it,BOMB IT!!!!
Eggman: I don't know what you're talking about. NOW GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF!!!!
Ishnt: Buttered milk!
Steve: Ishnt, use your ice beam on the metroid to freeze it!
Ishnt: Okay.(uses ice beam, but freezes Dr. Eggman by mistake)
Ishnt: I got it! I'm going to do the robot dance.(Ghostbuster music starts)
(Shadow punches metroid. Falls off Dr. Eggman, weakened)
Shadow:(puts metroid n a jar) I'm going to call you Bubbly.(runs to his room)
(Steve hits frozen Dr. Eggman with a hammer. Eggman breaks out)
Eggman: Well that was weird. I feel weaker, but I now have a plot to destroy the world!Fufufufufufufu(blacks out)
Audiance:Fufufufufu??
Eggman: Sorry, I played too much Mega Man X8 before the show.Bwahahahahaha(blacks out)
Steve: We have an audiance?
Shadow: This should be a sit com!
Audiance: Hahaha(laughs)
The end??