Chapter 3
"The adventures of Steve"
There is no intro...

Steve: (sitting on the couch at his house watching TV) ooooohh Monty python!!
Jason: (lives with Steve because he does!) Monty python turn it up!!!
Steve: (does so) Ohhh the dead parrot skit my favorite!!
(60 minutes of Monty pythons flying circus later)
Steve: that was funny (when suddenly the author ran out of ideas so the doorbell rings)
Jason: I'll get it!! (Opens the door and.....)
Lizzie: hey Whazzzup my brother from another mother!?
Steve: are you my sister?
Lizzie: HELL NO!!
Steve: ;-; okay...
Jason: are you an angel?
Lizzie: I'm scared! (Kickes Jason in the Ahem!)
Jason: (wallowing in pain) OHHHHHH ARRRRGH NI! HEKE?
(Several painful ear piercingly loud screaming filled minutes later)
Steve: (trimming his goatee) So why are you here?
Lizzie: I don't know
Jason: ·_· don't hurt me!!
Omochao *magically appears*: Lizzie smells like lima beans!!
Lizzie: oO (kicks Omochao)
Omochao: ;-; ouchies! (Drools on Lizzie)
Jason: STEVE CAT FIGHT!!! GET THE CAMERA!!
Steve: can do!!!
And so ends and adventure with Steve...
To be continued...