When we last left off, Stuff happened. Link got the master sword, and other things...
Link: "SAY HELLO TO THE RODEOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
Kino: "Huh?"
Old man's Ghost: "OOGA BOOGA!" *pops out of the tv screen that link was playing EB0 on*
Link: "WAH!"  *Falls out of his charir.*
Old man's Ghost: "Wahaha! It never looses it's touch after seven years..."
Kino: o-o "Ghost!"
Link: "Neither does this."  *Temporarily  corporializes and then punches the old man's ghost.*
Old mans Ghost: "Ow... anymoo, we need to Destroy Gannon! And save the triforce now!"
Link: "OK.  I'm gonna need guns.  Lots of guns."
Old man's Ghost: "What's a gun?"
Link: "This."  *Corporializes the Old Man's Ghost again and shoots him with a pistol.*
Omochao: *randomly appears* "Whee!"
Old man's Ghost: *takes the gun and shoots link in the foot* "Don't do that..."
Link: "Ow!  Well, anyway..."  *Area turns to white and Link is suddenly wearing leather black clothes with sunglasses, and guns come out of the whiteness.*  "Whoo!  This is just like the first Matrix!"
Old man's Ghost: *Looks at Kino blankly*
Kino: *looks at Old man's Ghost blankly*
Link: "YOU'RE ALL STANDING IN MY WAY!"  *Grabs the nearest gun and tries to shoot all present, but it turns out to be an apple launcher.*
Kino: o-o "Apples!" *eats apples*
Link: *Takes out a knife.*  "OK, who here has blood that isn't me?"
Kino: "Don't Kill me Link-sama"
Link: "Well, then get me someone ELSE with blood."
Kino: *pushes Omochao infront of Link* "SACRIFICE!"
Omochao: "HEY!"
Link: "...OMOCHAO DON'T HAVE BLOOD!"
Kino: *pulls out Dracula* "SACRIFICE!"
Link: "DOH!"  *Falls.*  "Whoawhoawhoawhoawhoa!"
Old man's Ghost: *watches link fall down a gigantic flight of stairs*
Link: "Now, Kino, I've got the upper hand!  This is about the entire Land of Hyrule, so you'd better do as I say!"
Kino: "OKIES!"
Old man's ghost: "Wah!" *Flails arms* "Link What are you doing!?"
Link: *Smiles evilly.*  "You'll see."  *Pushes Kino at a random conveniently placed window in the whiteness.*  "GO FIND A HUMAN!"
Kino: *finds Eggman and pulls him out* "HERE!"
Link: "Heh heh heh..."  *Tries to cut Eggman, but fat comes out instead of blood."  "WTF?!"
Kino and Old man: o_O;
Link: "Get a BETTER human."  *Pushes Kino and Eggman out the window again.*
Kino: *finds some random man off the streets and brings him* "here?"
Link: "YES!"  *Cuts the man and begins drawing symbols on the ground with his blood.*
Kino: o_O "Whaaa? W... T... F...?" *clings to Steve who just happens to be standing nearby*
Link: "Muahahaha..."  *Begins chanting in Latin.*
Steve: "Link, are you mentally stable?"
Link: *Eyes red.*  "And to the dark lord Ganon....."
Steve: "WAH!" *Flails arms* "WAAAH!" *Everyone else joins in and runs around in circles*
*The blood begins to glow red.*
*everyone else still running around Flailing arms and screaming*
Omochao: *Clings to link* "I'm scared!"
Link: "RESIST!  DEFY!"  *Redness begins to flood the whiteness.*
Steve: *Pulls out a gun and Shoots link in the other foot*
Link: *Snatches the gun from Steve and crushes it with one hand.*  "YOU ARE ALL DOOMED!"
Steve: *Pulls out some holy water and splashes link with it, and magically Kino and The Old man become Priests* "THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELLS YOU!"
Link: *Hisses as his skin begins smoking.*  *Eyes glow reder.*
Kino and Old man: *Chanting*
*The room is now completely filled with red, which begins to take shape into a dark dungeon in Ganon's lair.*
Link: "Enough of that!"  *Begins to glow red.*
Steve: *Smashes an open fist on Links head and begins to crush his skull* "STOP THIIIS!"
Link: *Is now completely red light, and Steve's hand is going through.*
Steve: "Wah! I failed!"
*Omochao begin to flood the room*
*When who do you think, Eggman appears to save the day!*
Link: *Begins to grow and change, until is a large pig-like monster, like Ganon.*  "I...  Am....  Dark Ryinku!"
Kino: "Then where is link?"
Dark Ryinku: "I AM Link!  Muahahaha!"  *Points at the old man's ghost.*  "YOU shall be my first victim."  *The ghost of the old man begins to burn away.*
Kino: "AHH! MAJORA'S MASK REFRANCES!"
Steve: "WAH!" *Flails arms*
Dark Ryinku: *Steps on Steve and Kino.*  "And are YOU gonna say anything, fat man?"  
Eggman: "Why yes..." *Holds up some bacon* "WAH hahahaha! YOur weakness!" *Then the EggWalker appears out of no where and he gets in*
Dark Ryinku: "Oh ho, you wish to battle me!  Well..."  *Takes out an Eggesphere.*  "GET READY TO FIGHT!"
Eggman: O_o *uses the lazer Cannon on him* "Yosh!"
Dark Ryinku: *Jumps out of the way.*  "Fool!"  *Throws the Eggesphere.*  "EVIL KING SHOES!  I CHOOSE YOU!"
Eggman: "WAH!" *Flails arms* *Shoots Evil king shoes with the Lazer Missles*
Badnik Ishntknew: Evil King Shoes: *Deflects them all with psychic energies.*  "YOU NEED AN EGGEMON TO FIGHT ME!"
Eggman: "RUBBERBAND MAN! I CHOOSE YOU!" *Throws out an Eggshpere*
Evil King Shoes: "How pathetic."
Rubberband man: WAH! *Slaps Evil King shoes*
Evil King Shoes: "OW!  You'll pay!"  *Uses Hyper Beam on Rubberband Man.*
RUBBER BAND MAN TAKES 20 DAMAGE!!!
Rubberband man: WAH! *uses Fissure*
Evil King Shoes: "Heh heh heh..."  *Floats to avoid the attack, then causes giant meteors to fall from the sky towards Rubberband Man.*  (Let Rubberband Man die, I've got an idea.)
Rubberband man: WAAAAH! *Dissapates*
RUBBERMAND MAN FAINTED!
Evil King Shoes: "Muahahahaaaaa..."  *Dies due to the slap.*
Eggman: *Glares at Ryinku*
Dark Ryinku: "Well...  Ummmm..."  *Charges at Eggman.*  "HAAAAAA!"
Eggman: *pulls out another Eggsphere* "GO! KAMAKAZE WATERMELLON!"
Dark Ryinku: "O_O What now?"
Kamakaze watermellon: WHEHEEE! *Flys into Ryinku Exploding on Impact*
KAMAKAZE WATERMELLON FAINTED!
Dark Ryinku: "Nooooooooooo!"  *Dies.*
Eggman: "YOSH!"
Ganondorf: *Walks in.*  "Hi!"
*Rings: 0 Score: 10000 Ranking: E*
Eggman: "Who? What? Who are you?"
Steve: *Gets up and dusts himself off then helps Kino*
Badnik Ishntknew: Ganondorf: "They call me Ganon!  Blue giant pig Ganon!  Even though I'm not in giant pig form..."
Eggman: "Well I'm fatter than you so HA!"
Ganondorf: "Oh well."  *Takes the last Triforce piece from Link.*  "Finally!  All the Triforce is mine!  MUAHAHAHAHA-"
*Five hours later.*
"-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA-"
*12 weeks later...*
"HAHAHAHA-"
*2800 years later...*
"HAAAAAAAAAAA!"
Eggman: *dead*
Steve: "Hi Gannondorf!"
Ganondorf: "You should be dead by now."
Steve: "No, You should."
Ganondorf: "I'm immortal due to the Triforce of Power.  You're mortal due to being a normal human."
Steve: *goes Super* "Wanna make a bet?"
Ganondorf: "Hmph."  *Wishes Steve dead with the Triforce.*
Steve: *still alive* "HA!" *holds up hand and a blue triforce peice appears* "I hold one of the Peices to the triforce of randomness making me immune!"
Ganondorf: "Oh well.  This entire area is under my control."  *The ground under Steve's feet turns into red, non-solid light.*
Steve: *floating* "You forgot I went super Dragon Ball Z style right...?"
Ganondorf: "No.  But you forgot about THIS."  *The red light swallows Steve.*
Red light: "Yuuuuum."
Steve: "AHH!" *Falls*
*suddeenly Two stonned kids with a box of Pizza come in through the door*
Ganondorf: "Yes, what is it?"
Kid 1: *eats a piece and becomes Mullio*
Kid 2: *eats a piece and becomes Mulligi*
Mullio: "Wahoo! Prepare to feel the wraith of Mullet power!"
Ganondorf: *Wishes himself a mullet.*  "You were saying?"
Mullio: "even with that fake Mullet you'll never beat us!"
*Mullio and Mulligi so Super Mullian*
Ganondorf: "Muahahaha.  But watch this!"  *Triforce begins to glow.*
Mulligi: "too late!" *Punches Gannondorf in thet stomache and steals his lunch*
Ganondorf: "OOF!  But...  YOU'RE too late!"
*The world explodes and "Happy End" comes out of it.*
*back on earth*
Mulligi: What happened?
Ganondorf: "YOU'RE.  ALL.  DEAD."  *Disappears.*
*the world reappears*
Link: "YAY! YOU SAVED EARTH!"
Narrarator: He's dead too.  THE END.
Other narrarator: That's not cool man... you totally ruined the show!
Narrarator: Too bad.  *Credits roll.*
Credits: Script by
Ishntknew and Steve
Ideas: 
Steve and Ishnt
Humor:
Steve and Ishnt
Plost holes provided by: Ishnt
Ishnt: "Wah!  ME?!  YOU'RE the one who revived Steve, Kino, and Link!"
Other help: Doc Eggman, Kino Makoto, and Jason
Steve: "Shut up fool! Your ruining the Credits!"
Ishnt: "Hmph!"  *Punches Steve.*
Omoknew: "GRAVY FOOD!"
Ishnt: "It's OmoIsh!  Not Omoknew!  And me and him are the same!"
Steve: *doubled over* x_X "ouches..."
THE END!

Ishnt: "EROTS ERIPME NAMGGE EHT MORF FFUTS YUB!"
Steve: "No."
Fin