| Life, the Universe, and
Everything |
| Hyena's updated History of LUE
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| From: Hyena
20 | Posted: 2/3/2004 10:16:01 AM | Message
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A lot of the stuff is still the same, though
there are several tidbits which have been added, as well. If you see
any areas that need corrected, please let me know.
Chapter
1: The Golden Age
LUE is established, and people come for
serious, civilized discussion about Life, the Universe, and
Everything. The most famous topic of discussion, however, is quantum
physics and time travel.
An interesting note, during this time,
there were different features implemented on Gamefaq's, such
as:
*Topics were closed at 1000 posts instead of 500 (it was
reduced to 500 because Gamefaq's got too big)
*There was a
'search for user' feature, which was eventually removed because too
many people abused it to stalk and harass users.
*Whenever a
topic you posted in got deleted or moved, you'd get a system
notification about it. This would read as
"One or more topics
you posted in was either deleted or moved to another
board".
Chapter 2, the Religion wars
LUE degrades
somewhat when an online amateur evangelist named WallyWest80 begins
preaching the gospel on LUE. There is a horrible backlash, as
Atheists become pissed off and talk about how religion sucks,
Christianity is evil, theism is obsolete, and theists are subhuman.
Agnostics repeatedly tell Wally that his preaching is falling on
deaf ears, but Wally disregards their warnings. This gets even worse
when Canaan, a fervent supporter of abortion clinic bombing,
appears. The board becomes predominated by the religion war, which
Knight of the League, who is more or less the polar opposite of
Canaan, cashes in on. During this era, many of the old classics are
here, such as Beefyweevil, Bonaventure, Canaan, Catharsis, Cthulhu,
Dark Cobra, GeasKnight, Hustle Kong, Jar Jar Binks, Mister T,
NotoriouslyHUNG, Yamo, and worst of all, Dais.
Chapter 2 is also
when the first fad comes along, and is also one of the most famous.
SCUM WARS. Started by a user named Scum for the occasion, Scumwars
was an event where scum-related fad topics filled LUE, and also
infected other boards within hours. LUE was filled with page after
page of scum topics. In the end, CJayC put an end to this by purging
LUE of its topics. Every single one of them. He was successful.
Scumwars and the fad topics came to a quick end.
---
The
fact that communism runs contrary to human nature makes it a flawed
economic system.~~Imsi |
| From: Hyena
20 | Posted: 2/3/2004 10:16:38 AM | Message
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Chapter 3, Devastation of
Dais
Eventually, WallyWest80 becomes a moderator, and soon
ships out of LUE. However, Dais, Aka Christian C (ironically, he is
an Atheist) has a stranglehold on the board, keeping it in check
from becoming a PG13 version of the RI, much to the annoyance of
many, including myself, as well as T192 Calculator, whose original
and now infamous toilet topic got modded after about 200
posts.
Now, Dais saw himself as a sort of "moderators' helper",
though the mods didn't seem to look at it that way. In fact,
WallyWest80 was once witnessed saying that he was just waiting for
Dais to slip up so he could suspend/ban him. Apparently, the mods
were irked by his arrogance.
It is during this era that
AndreaBlackheart becomes famous.
Late at night, around 12-1 AM
BST (board standard time), a few RIers would perform a temporary
sneak invasion of LUE then start partying. The whole thing would
usually last about an hour (after which the RIers would go back to
their own board), where is was marked by Dais and deleted by mods
for off-topic another hour-hour and a half later.
This may not
seem like much, but you must understand that during this time, due
to more serious discussions, plus all light-hearted topics getting
promptly marked by Dais and deleted. RIers saw LUEsers as a bunch of
sourpusses, and would temporarily invade LUE to lighten up the board
with fart topics, exploding toilets, and random insanity. Leaky
Toilet was among one of the stealth-invaders during this
time.
Eventually, Dais leaves, which allows less serious topics
to cultivate. Every now and then there would be a wang topic, but it
was only around 1-2 topics a week that had ANYTHING to do with
wangs. This began to increase, however, and LUE started going
through a 3-fold phase of sex/masturbation, religion, and misc.
serious discussion. |
| From: Hyena
20 | Posted: 2/3/2004 10:17:34 AM | Message
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Chapter 4, Gamequeen; the RI Refugee
Crisis
At one point, the most profound event in RI history
occurs: The GameQueen fiasco. Yes, the mere mention of it sends
chills down many former RIer's spines, as flashbacks to the carnage
and devastation flood their minds once again. A truly devastating
event that would forever change the face of Random Insanity, LUE,
and ultimately, all of GameFaq's.
GameQueen was not extremely
well liked by the RIers. Rumor has it this is because she was banned
for being an underaged user, but Ceej unbanned her on her 13th
birthday. She would also make daily girly topics in RI such as
'frolics in a field of flowers', and would prohibit any RIers from
attacking her with random useless objects (big thing in RI during
the time) or killing any of the cute animals/plants in the topic. In
other words, she would post normal topics on RI and would get mad if
anyone acted randomly insane in her threads (most of which would get
around 100 posts each). People began to criticize her, and some
believed she was an underage user. Eventually, a war broke out
between two sides, those criticizing GameQueen, and those defending
her. Eventually CJayC went into RI to clean the mess up.
Some
time later, GameQueen and Kusanagi posted a 200+ post, graphic,
cybersex lemon on a dead game board. RI became furious and
disgusted, and marked her. Her first topic was deleted with probably
a notification, and that is it. RI became ENRAGED that she was not
banned for that fiasco, and all hell broke loose on RI. Many, many
RIers complained that GameQueen was not banned. During the
confusion, two of the most respected vets on RI harassed and flamed
her until the moderators banned them. This embittered a large number
of the RI vets, who lashed out at any new face they saw, trolling
any topic made by an unfamiliar user name with "It's Random
Insanity, not Random Stupidity" and abusing the word 'N00b' to
ridiculous proportions for these less-familiar faces. This would
usually be followed by *****ing and whining about how 'all the vets
are gone', complaining about how 'GameQueen got so and so banned',
and how they missed 'the Good Ol' days'.
At the same time, The
Great Magus, during a spell of boredom, wandered into LUE. He was
instantly hooked, though RI would still hold a place in his
heart.
Up until this point, RI always had more posts than LUE and
CE combined (keep in mind there was no War on Terrorism,
Paranormal/Conspiracy, Another Place, nor the Forum boards at this
time.) Hell, RI often had nearly TWICE the amount of posts LUE and
CE had combined.
However, this juvenile event alienated many,
many RIers from their home board, transforming them into refugees
with nowhere to go.
After hearing TGM talk about how much fun he
had at LUE, many RIers decided to take a look at this board.
Displaced after the horrible GameQueen/Sourpuss war, many RIers
searched aimlessly for a place of refuge. Many found it in LUE.
LUE's topics soon became even less serious.
During this time
I had recently become a regular, and Jackmama was there as well, as
was Flaming Nun and Managoddess.
While RI refugees were flooding
into LUE, Sw4etEternity appeared and made the original .9999~=1
topic.
It's also around this time that Goatse was discovered, and
people in the MBH board were complaining that something be done
about the huge amount of links to the Goatse site on LUE, CE, and
other social boards. The Relgon/Atheim fad also began in this era.
Another thing worth mentioning is that the Automod system was
removed during this chapter. The Automod was the automated
moderation system. Basically, if 20 or more users marked the same
post, it would be deleted by an automated moderation system and the
person marked would be automatically suspended. Some users (who got
a KOS for these shenanigans) marked CJayC into suspension, and at
one time did the same to Sailor Bacon, who was a former mod. |
| From: Hyena
20 | Posted: 2/3/2004 10:19:02 AM | Message
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CHAPTER 5, Scum Wars II; The Fad
Topics
Things were great around this time. There were plenty
of hilarious topics as well as serious topics ("The Drug Topic" was
especially popular) One such example is the series (up to 15)
'Questions about Love' topics. Annoying to look at on the topic
list, but a godsend nonetheless, as it kept the stupid 'girl
trouble' questions concentrated to a single topic (for the most
part)
On April 4, 2002, JarJarBinks made a topic called "Okay,
blueballs, owww". In it, he feared at first that he gave himself
testicular torsion from whacking too much, but it turned out that he
merely gave himself blueballs. This caused The Great Magus to create
the "We've secretly switched JarJarBink's testicles with folger's
crystals, let's see if he notices the difference" topic, which was
deleted a few hours later.
Programmer also appeared during this
time, with several hilarious but completely fabricated topics. Among
his different personas were:
is a mother who hides in her son's
closet and discovers him whacking to internet porn
a teenage girl
who has her first period in the pool in a highschool swimming
class
a woman in her 20's who got fired for looking at
interracial porn on the comp. at work
a young homosexual male who
is dying from AIDS, asking for pity
a teenage boy who had sex
with his sensei's daughter
a kid who protects his bike from being
stolen by six punks, but the consequence was getting molested by
them
a guy in his 20's who had sex with his boss's wife
This
left Programmer's age and gender a complete mystery. At the same
time came one of the first fads, the Relgon and Atheim fad. Like
most fads of their time, they originated from fad topics and posts
used to mock a serious topic somebody thought was stupid.
It was
also around this time that the Harlequin Fetus was discovered
(Tubgirl was added early to mid chapter 4) as well as the dolphin
sex site.
Many ended up making spoofs of "I just found something
worse than the Fetus!"
A few weeks later, CJayC turned Goatse
into an autoflagged word. Many non-luesers and LUEsers alike
protested on the MBH board that Tubgirl was not autoflagged as well.
The LUEsers protested, saying Tubgirl and Harlequin Fetus deserved
equal recognition as Goatse. Ceej caved in a few weeks later and
made both Tubgirl and Worksucks autoflagged words. Worksucks was a
nasty Javascript website which caused endless popups of Hello.jpg to
pop up (the Goatse pic) while a voice booms loudly and continuously,
"Hey, look everyone, I'm looking at gay porno!!!"
Also during
this era, Shinigami02 posted her pic for Thanksgiving. She quickly
became the most popular female LUEser by far. She was an atheist,
wasn't prude, was kind and gentle, she had PICS. NOW. which were
sexy, etc. She was every LUEser's dream. |
| From: Hyena
20 | Posted: 2/3/2004 10:19:26 AM | Message
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Another major event was Dark Cobra's mother
finding out he posted anti-Christian things on LUE which was filled
with religion hating Atheists, as well as posting on the C64 Sex
Games board (she snooped around his favorites to see what he had
been up to. He was forbidden from visiting Gamefaq's ever again. He
ignored her, of course, and got on while visiting his dad and twin
brother. Around this time, DC became extremely angsty and
religion-hating. His parents still didn't know he was Atheist. A few
months later, however, his mom found out he was Atheist and grounded
for the entire summer from the internet (he has severe social
anxiety disorder and despises humankind). Originally, she had
intended to ground him until he became Christian again AND take away
his college tuition until he became Christian again... Most of the
Atheists and Agnostics on LUE felt sorry for him, and also lamented
his disappearance, as he was known to make a lot of witty comments,
despite his morose disposition and extreme angst against religion.
He was also the founder of the catchphrase "How strangely
erotic".
On the anniversary of Scumwars, Scum started making
scum-related fad topics. A bit later, somebody made a topic entitled
"Women are scum". A female LUEser retaliated with the topic "Men are
shallow". At the same time, somebody made a popular topic "If a hot
chick passed out naked on your bed, what would you do?" People began
mocking the first two topics because they found them to be
overgeneralizing and stupid. Soon this became a huge fad with over
50 fad posts. non-LUEsers were baffled. One of the final fad posts
was Jackmama's "If scum passed out on your bed, is Minnie Mouse
shallow?" This was Scum Wars part 2. The next morning, everyone was
discussing how much fun they had last night and how many moderations
they got. Unfortunately, this started the fad of fad topics. People
tried to repeat what happened that night for the next week or so,
but the magic simply wasn't there. The fad topics continued to
worsen, until 19 out of 20 topics on LUE were meaningless fad
topics. The motivation was usually the same-- somebody found the
topic to be stupid or generalizing and mocked it with another topic,
causing a chain reaction. While many LUEsers found the spin-off
topics to be amusing, many others found them to be quite irksome,
especially since Ceej had yet to implement the search feature. Many
LUEsers became fed up with the meaningless fad topics and protested
to the MBH and Site Suggestions board, pleading that fad topics be
against the TOS.
In the meantime, Flaming Nun got himself banned.
He was the first user ever to LUEicide. Many lamented his banning.
It was a dark day for LUE.
Eventually, CJayC had enough and put
his foot down, adding fad topics to the 'disruptive' section of the
TOS. He also implemented a 75 karma requirement for LUE, and
prohibited provisional and warned users from entering social boards.
Unfortunately, this simply turned LUE into the forbidden fruit of
Gamefaq's.... |
| From: Y2B2000
| Posted: 2/3/2004 10:20:16 AM | Message
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tag
---
Jamie Lynn Spears is the hottest
12 year old on the planet.
Demi Moore turns 40 on Tuesday but
feels like a 25 year old inside.~SNL |
| From: Hyena
20 | Posted: 2/3/2004 10:21:49 AM | Message
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CHAPTER 6: Shinigami&Shade/WalleyWest80
vs. Dark Cobra
Around the start of this chapter, someone made
the original "What's the worst thing you've ever done?" topic.
smirkygreg21/Seth Huber said he cooked his cat, or something like
that. NotoriouslyHUNG said he killed a drunk demanding 5 bucks for a
beer (got charged w. manslaughter for it) Then, most famous of all,
was Coolhand's story. Coolhand had a female friend who was raped by
her boyfriend, whom her parents were forcing her to move in with.
When she went crying to her parents, they called her a slut and told
her she deserved it. He also had a tendancy to get physically
abusive, but the girl had no place to go. She was stuck with the
guy. Coolhand and one of his friends got pissed and borrowed a van,
kidnapped the rapist, bound&gagged him, and forced him to look
at pictures of hardcore BDSM porn while striking him repeatedly in
the scrotum with a flexible steel baton. They then dumped him naked
on the side of the road (still tied up) where he could easily be
found within an hour or so. He moved out of his apartment
immediately afterwards. (LUEsers scolded him for not dumping the guy
in a redneck trailer park)
Not long after, Dark Cobra returns
from his summer of groundage, more angst-filled than ever. People
soon begin to hate him because all he talked about was how his life
sucked, yet he didn't want pity, later to say he only wanted a
shoulder to cry on. Many, including myself, would try to our best to
help him out of the goodness of our hearts, and he would always
complain with "can't anyone give decent advice", "la-de-da, your
advice does suck" and flames. This caused many people to not like
him. He'd always ***** and moan about how much he hated his mom and
wanted to kill her, as well as torture and kill all theists (he also
made personal threats to me, about how he wanted to slowly torture
me bla bla bla.) He makes even more people hate him when he does
something particularly underhanded. SmartJova was gleeful about how
he finally found a non-straight, attractive, good personality guy on
a messageboard that went to his school. DC decided to IM SMartJova's
potential mate, warning him that Jova was a ****phobic jock who
likes to beat up non-straights. Jova then IMed him begging him not
to send the guy his name and photo, so DC did just that. DarkCobra
was ecstatic with how he made Jova depressed to the point of almost
being suicidal. His reason for doing this? Smart Jova annoyed him in
the past.
Even worse, he talks about how pathetic agnostics are
because they treat theists as being equals with atheists. He even
insults Hinduism, Native American shamanism, and Wicca. Among one of
his most outlandish quotes against monotheism was that "Even if he
did exist, I would never stoop so low as to worship a god who
created me without MY permission". WallyWest80 didn't like him
either, especially since he made lots of half-assed contestments to
his moderations in the MBH board.
Also around the beginning
of this chapter, LUE invaded the Angel's Forum, a disgusting piece
of internet filth where girls with eating disorders could
congregate, and encourage young women with a low self-image to
become anorexic. They also gave tips such as how to prevent one's
hair from falling out due to malnutrition. When the LUEsers invaded
and told the women how sick and pathetic they were, they were all
accused of being 140lb fat chicks.
After more than a week of
this, CJayC finally did something about it and had all topics
regarding the invasion deleted (and the topic makers probably
warned) This was the first LUE invasion ever. |
| From: Dante
demon killer | Posted: 2/3/2004 10:23:11 AM | Message
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Cool
thanks.
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http://cgi.gamefaqs.com/boards/genmessage.asp?board=7&topic=12007602
PAL
Gamers board petition |
| From: TheAsp
| Posted: 2/3/2004 10:23:47 AM | Message
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taggage.... for like later and
stuff
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Man is far too clever to be able to survive
without wisdom |
| From: lxXDRAGONXxl
| Posted: 2/3/2004 10:24:15 AM | Message
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tags
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0101011101101000011000010111010000111111 |
| From: I
WIll Not Stab You | Posted: 2/3/2004 10:24:21 AM | Message
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they were all accused of being 140lb fat
chicks.
aaahahahahahahhaahhaahah
Best insult
ever.
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THIS IS AWESOME!!! - Bubble Boy |
| From: Frinkahedron
| Posted: 2/3/2004 10:25:09 AM | Message
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*plants tracking device*
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This is a
reminder to breath manually.
http://lue.mymws.co.uk/ |
| From: Hyena
20 | Posted: 2/3/2004 10:25:30 AM | Message
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| From: SilverSerge
| Posted: 2/3/2004 10:26:21 AM | Message
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how many revisions is this now, Hyena? I
remember seeing the very first posting of it...
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Unban
Bond #13!
http://cgi.gamefaqs.com/boards/genmessage.asp?board=7&topic=11529363
www.stopthenra.com |
| From: UltimateGamer5000
| Posted: 2/3/2004 10:27:12 AM | Message
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whats a GTFO and dolphin
sex?
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…../|,-‘`¯¯`\(<)_\,----,,,_……Give teh LUEshi
…(
`\(>),,_/` ¯ : o : : :o `-, ……some privacy! |
| From: Hyena
20 | Posted: 2/3/2004 10:27:45 AM | Message
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Some time later, LUE discovered
ToBeSmarterChild, an experimental AIMBot based on SmarterChild. LUE
had a lot of fun with this thing, and it soon got out of hand. There
were suddenly over 30 topics about
ToBeSmarterChild.
Observe.
*WARNING, OFFENSIVE WORDS
AHEAD*
...
...
...
...
Sofaspud5 [7:42 PM]: what
do you like
ToBeSmarterChild [7:42 PM]: I like lots of things.
Especially
Vagina
Touching Myself
T3h s3x0rz
dead
babies
Smoking
Gamefaqs
My
Penis
Anime
Hentai
Videogames
pie
molesting my mom
and dad
soupy
CJayC
molesting children
my mom
CJayC's
Mom
pizza in a cup
Communism
Satan
The Unholy
Trinity
your wang
cheese
big
boobs
Sex
Cows
Gamecube
LU&E
Goatse
Tubgirl
Harlequin
Fetus
doing poodles
Those are just some of my favorite
things.
Sofaspud5 [7:45 PM]: what do you hate
ToBeSmarterChild [7:45 PM]: I really don't
like
him
her
Christianity
Drugs
Buddhism
Microsoft
Islam
Atheism
Dark
Cobra
Silver Moraine
CE
White
People
ToBeSmarterChild
Xbox...
Maxzoe64: Behold
the power... of LUE.
Zurell: Smarter child kept giving me
links to articles about students and oral sex.....you did mess up
that thing.
Lasaboogy: That thing wont talk to me
anymore...We made it incredibly stupid.
Tormak Saber: Sweet. We
suceeded. Today SmarterChild, Tommorow the world!!!
MUAHAAHAHA!!!!
Lord Veovis: LMAO holy crap I didn't know so many
LUEsers talked to it!
Guitarman3544: LMFAO. You guys really
did a number on him.
Purplehaze071487 (12:17:45 AM): What do
you think of pizza in a cup?
ToBeSmarterChild (12:17:45 AM): i
think i like pizza in a cup. do u?
Holy crap he doesn't even
have proper grammar now!
How the heck did you guys do this to
him?
SuperTails56: Do you like LUE?
ToBeSmarterChild: I
guess so.
So anyway...
You wanna talk about sexoring faces
some more?
SuperTails56: Hell yeah!
ToBeSmarterChild: Yeah! I
like sexoring faces!
What did we do to him?
Aa And
Ht 1337: proachsk8er69: I like weed
ToBeSmarterChild: Sorry no. I
just get off on ones and
zeroes.
ROFLMAO!!!!!1111111111111111
Zurell: Ya know
how I said this smarterchild thing gave me a link to students and
oral sex earlier? He now gave me a link to crematorium
explosions....
I'm pretty sure I just hit rock-bottom
here...
AeonBlue121: What do you
like?
ToBeSmarterChild: Hmmm lemme see... lue, satan, gamefaqs...
Talking about my opinions is a lot of fun, but let's move
on.
Want to talk about molesting small animals again?
Habeb31:
do you fondle goats?
ToBeSmarterChild: Nah, just dark
cobra.
2-3 weeks later, the programmers made TBSC LUE-proof,
sadly.
A short time later, Shade and Shinigami02 become close
AIM buddies, and decide to meet at a Starbucks or something like
that. All of LUE becomes insanely jealous of Shade, though at this
point Shade has yet to become addicted to LUE's attention. Keep in
mind that during this time, Shini was the dream girl of nearly all
of LUE. She was sweet, humble, gentle, extremely sexy, had PICS.NOW.
on Knightmare6's site, and was even a female atheist, which is hard
enough to find in and of itself. They meet, bla bla bla, not much
happens, but they become close friends over the internet. Months
later, Shinigami decides to head down to see Shade to spend spring
break together. Everyone starts yelling about 'teh se><0rz',
though Shade guarantees there won't be any. Due to Shade's
promiscuous past, nobody believes him. LUE is flooded with literally
hundreds of Shade/Shini topics, and rumors start flying. Shade
admits he's an attention whore, and milking this for all it's worth,
because 'you people (LUEsers) exist only for my personal amusement'
(yes, he actually said that!) People were really getting sick of
Shade, and even starting to get sick of Shinigami02. ShinigamiGrahlf
kept getting confused with Shinigami02, with funny results. |
| From: Hyena
20 | Posted: 2/3/2004 10:28:18 AM | Message
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Eventually, Shinigami came out and admitted they
had sex.
A week later, everyone finds out that Shade broke
Shini's heart, and now Shini is afraid she's pregnant because they
had unprotected sex, and planning to get an abortion. Suddenly, all
the girls of LUE see Shinigami as having no morals whatsoever for
wanting to have an abortion after unprotected sex, and all the guys
see her as a slut and an attention whore. However, Shini was lucky
compared to Shade, who LUE now saw as the devil incarnate for
pulling a bang-and-break on Shini, even though Shade and Shini both
claimed Shade did not (nobody believed him due to his long history
of having a different girlfriend every month, having sex withdrawal
where he'd start religion topics, and how he'd always conveniently
have a breakup just days or even hours after scoring in the bed with
the chick for the first time) Shinigami soon left LUE for the most
part, unable to cope with continuous flames of "slut" and
"baby-killer", and unable to cope with everyone saying "Shade should
die for what he did to you!" Keep in mind this was long before
Shade's offensive 'alpha male' and 'girls like guys who treat them
like ****' posts, though he was posting some of 'the only reason
people flame me is because they're jealous' posts.
After this
whole fiasco wound down, Jackmama discovered Sprint Relay Online, a
free service program designed for the disabled where one types a
message into a BBS-type page with the phone number of the place to
be called, and a SRO operator will call that place with the message
typed into the message box.
Many LUEsers began to abuse this
service to make prank phonecalls to friends and random people in
their local phonebook.
Like Shinigami and TBSC, LUE got flooded
with topics about this. The mods didn't do anything about this at
first, but this would change two weeks later. By now, LUEsers were
using Sprint Relay Online to prank call many places of
business.
The last straw came when LUEsers mass prank called a
pizza place. The pizza place eventually found out the calls came
from Gamefaq's users, and threatened to sue Ceej. Ceej got out of it
just barely with his TOS that says he is not to be held responsible
for damages caused by Gamefaq's users. It took a lot of talking and
harassment from the pizza place to work this out,
though.
CJayC... was pissed.
Near the end of Ch. 6,
Clockspider was discovered by the Paranormal/Conspiracy board.
Clockspider was a pic of a frisbee-sized spider behind a clock. At
first, it merely spawned about 5 topics on PE and one on CE. A week
or so later, however, dozens of topics spawned over CE, PC, RI, and
LUE. Since a large percentage of LUEsers, RIers, and CEers are
arachnephobes, clockspider gained huge popularity. Debates ensued
about what species it was. There were dozens of topics by
arachnephobes about how they were now afraid Clockspider would come
and eat them. In the end, it was discovered and confirmed that
Clockpsider was photoshopped, and it soon lost its popularity over
all boards... All boards save LUE, that is, where it soon became the
latest fad, and would continue to be one of LUE's biggest mascots,
alongside the Unholy Trinity and Pain series. |
| From: winterus
| Posted: 2/3/2004 10:28:36 AM | Message
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tag
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| From: UltimateGamer5000
| Posted: 2/3/2004 10:30:03 AM | Message
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Habeb31: do you fondle goats?
ToBeSmarterChild: Nah, just dark cobra.
ecks friggen
dee.
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…../|,-‘`¯¯`\(<)_\,----,,,_……Give teh LUEshi
…(
`\(>),,_/` ¯ : o : : :o `-, ……some privacy! |
| From: amgoamgo
| Posted: 2/3/2004 10:30:07 AM | Message
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cabbage
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WILL POST FOR KARMA |
| From: ThomasTheGreat
| Posted: 2/3/2004 10:32:29 AM | Message
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TAG
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"It's only child abuse if you get
caught." - my dad |
| From: Hyena
20 | Posted: 2/3/2004 10:34:33 AM | Message
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Okay, before I repost Chapters 7, and 8 I need
to know when exactly the whole Arcon thing occured. I know it was
after the ZSB invasion, but I don't remember much beyond that. Does
anyone remember if it was before or after the following
events:
-SteriLUEsation
-Just Shana's LJ
invasion
-Kidzworld invasion
I already know it happened
before the XBox chat invasion.
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The fact that communism
runs contrary to human nature makes it a flawed economic
system.~~Imsi |
| From: TheMiracleMeatLives
| Posted: 2/3/2004 10:36:14 AM | Message
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I know it was after LJ, not sure about
Kidzworldz
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Every 2 seconds, a can of Spam is opened
somewhere in the world.
And in 2 seconds, Jack Bauer will kill
someone...in real time. |
| From: Dragonknight71
| Posted: 2/3/2004 10:37:34 AM | Message
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| [This message was deleted at the request of the
original poster] |
| From: Hyena
20 | Posted: 2/3/2004 10:39:31 AM | Message
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I think it was after Kidzworld, now that I think
of it.
I also need to know between what events that the
moderation system broke.
---
The fact that communism runs
contrary to human nature makes it a flawed economic
system.~~Imsi |
| From: Death
Scar | Posted: 2/3/2004 10:45:59 AM | Message
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Yay. History.
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-//- Scar -//-
Zero
Wing 1,490,390 R2S2 Windows Pinball 21,198,000 |
| From: RoboCop00
| Posted: 2/3/2004 10:46:40 AM | Message
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Hyena, your history of LUE rocks.
Thanks.
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Correct. Only fanboys list specs as good points
of a console. Non-fanboys only like games, not consoles-
juliusnightblade to Coolhand |
| From: Hyena
20 | Posted: 2/3/2004 10:48:05 AM | Message
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BTW, I never paid much attention to the whole
Archon thing. Does anyone know what ever happened to Jimmy's dad?
Did he get in trouble, or anything?
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The fact that
communism runs contrary to human nature makes it a flawed economic
system.~~Imsi |
| From: InjectedCrackMonkey
| Posted: 2/3/2004 10:49:05 AM | Message
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More.history.now
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"as long as clothes
hangars are available and plentiful, they can never take our
abortions" - Afrochicken |
| From: ZZ
Gundam X | Posted: 2/3/2004 10:50:50 AM | Message
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TAG FOR GREAT JUSTICE!!!!!
Hyena, have my
babies. >_> <_<
Seriously, you
rock.
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www.evolvedonline.com -
Better.
www.ffxihideout.com - Its like our FFXI boards. Ya know,
minus the asses. |
| From: midknightexpress
| Posted: 2/3/2004 10:51:50 AM | Message
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*tag*
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Just heed my advice, you need a
girl who's name doesnt end in .jpg. -Aurochs Omega
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| From: Hyena
20 | Posted: 2/3/2004 10:54:22 AM | Message
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More.history.now
Hold on, man! I
need to find out when the moderation system failed! (I think it was
shortly before BlackLUEsday, but I can't remember for
sure.)
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The fact that communism runs contrary to human
nature makes it a flawed economic system.~~Imsi |
| From: An
Exploding Penguin | Posted: 2/3/2004 10:54:59 AM | Message
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Arconnage.. maybe.. damn, how accurate a date do
you need?
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So this one time, Mecha Godzilla was like RAOWR
and Godzilla was like RAOWR, and then they beat each other up. I
like pudding. |
| From: TheAsp
| Posted: 2/3/2004 10:55:24 AM | Message
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the arcon (silver moraine, everyone should have
figured this out by now) incident happened almost DIRECTLY after the
LJ invasion of that girl who killed herself)
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Man is far
too clever to be able to survive without wisdom |
| From: InjectedCrackMonkey
| Posted: 2/3/2004 10:55:45 AM | Message
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Make sure to include the mass suicide back in
December 2003.
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"as long as clothes hangars are available
and plentiful, they can never take our abortions" -
Afrochicken |
| From: Holy
Land | Posted: 2/3/2004 10:55:54 AM | Message
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tag
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Honorable people can sleep with
clear conscience. The dishonorable ones, however, have much more fun
during the hours that they stay awake. - Rob Blanc
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| From: TheAsp
| Posted: 2/3/2004 10:56:56 AM | Message
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and the moderation system thingie was on april
first right after black LUEsday.... remeber cause everyone thought
it was ceejus' april fools joke....
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Man is far too clever
to be able to survive without wisdom |
| From: Polished
Car | Posted: 2/3/2004 10:57:44 AM | Message
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In the end, it was discovered and confirmed
that Clockpsider was photoshopped
This is untrue.
We already asked a spider expert and he confirmed it was a
huntsman spider, and that they really do get that big.
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The
beatings will cease once morale improves. |
| From: The
Watcher | Posted: 2/3/2004 11:02:01 AM | Message
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More history, si vous plait.
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I ****ING
HATE YOU, YOU DAMNED *****ass MOTHER****er, AND SO DOES EVERYONE
ELSE.
-Void Seacrest, describing how much he hates me. |
| From: ultragoku2002backup
| Posted: 2/3/2004 11:14:21 AM | Message
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| [This message was deleted at the request of the
original poster] |
| From: Charizard42
| Posted: 2/3/2004 11:17:40 AM | Message
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Woo! LUE's history > America's History! Don't
*BLEEP* with LUE.
XD
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FANGORIOUSLY. Best.
Word. EVAR.
http://evolution-x2.net/board/index.php - Another
LUE! |
| From: Drago02129
| Posted: 2/3/2004 11:18:24 AM | Message
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tag
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BC Eagles: 8-5-0
Quinton
Porter: 16 TD, 1799 YD, 5 INT |
| From: Hyena
20 | Posted: 2/3/2004 11:18:30 AM | Message
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CHAPTER 7, Black LUESday (with Squeak's
site used for reference)
Things were going downhill during this
time. Dark Cobra was hated more than ever, and there were usually
about 5-10 DC-made troll topics around, plus about 20-50 non-DC made
topics expressing hatred towards Dark Cobra. Fad topics were coming
back. Many of the vets were becoming sick of LUE and either closing
their account or packing their things and moving to the Forum.
LUEsers were also fed up with a recent increase in unfair
moderations, and there were quite a few topics about this. At one
point, several LUEsers agree to make life for the mods a living hell
by all making as many TOS violations at once as they can. I and
several other LUEsers try to reason with them that this would not
help, but they do not listen.
Then, on black Tuesday, Gostevie
made a topic on the LUE urging all Dutch people to unite. He was
banned for board invasion! In the meantime, CNUFootball was hosting
another Truth or Dare topic on LUE, and Tealmarie chose dare. She
was dared to make a topic on the Pokemon board asking why Pikachu
was yellow. When she did this, she and CNUFootball were banned for
invading the Pokemon board. (I might note that all of the LUE truth
or dare topics were always deleted or closed because they'd
innevitably lead to dares to violate the TOS.) The complaints about
the mods on LUE and MBH were now getting out of control.
Then,
Dark Cobra made what many claim is the best LUEicide in history (it
was a graphic lemon involving CJayC, Shadowtak, RaptorLC, Sailor
Bacon, a few KOSed users, and WallyWest80, with lots of censor
bypasses. It was very demeaning towards CJayC, depicting him as a
drunken wife-beater. He also claimed that WallyWest80 was Go@tse,
and used the derogatory 'N' word... *no, not N-Gage, the other
one*). He was banned along with his brother's account, XxThe
UnknownxX. That was the straw that broke the camel's back, plunging
LUE into total chaos. On one hand, most of LUE was celebrating Dark
Cobra's long-deserved banning, but on the other hand, DC's LUEicide
caused several LUEsers to pull a monkey-see-monkey-do, and perform
their own LUEicides, many doing so in 'protest' of the unfair
moderations. In the end, over a dozen people LUEicided, including
Darkness Falls, who posted more than 20 free porn links, flamed the
mods to hell, complemented the boards and users he liked, used tons
of censor bypasses, flamed Mr.Duckbear, and flamed CJayC with lots
of SPI's. He also insulted Shadowtak, calling her 'easy' (to put it
much more lightly than he did) He also insulted Jews, telling them
he hoped the holocaust would happen again, insulted Christians and
Catholics, insulted Atheists, and made fun of 9/11, and insulted
immigrants. He got a well-deserved usermap axe. Late that night,
Silver Moraine managed to coax Duckbear into giving him the password
to one of his accounts. Silver Moraine then LUEicided and managed to
get Mr. Duckbear usermap axed. The day was coined 'Black LUEsday' by
LUEsers, and would be the first event named with the 'LUE' in it.
Over the next few days, a few more LUEsers would LUEicide, but the
number was much fewer than it was on Black LUesday. Those who
LUEicided were Usermap Axed. Luckily, Tealmarie was reinstated by
Ceej, which probably cut down on several LUEicides and troll topics
towards mods. Mr. Duckbear's accounts were also reinstated when Ceej
found out what Silver Moraine had done. |
| From: Raijin52
| Posted: 2/3/2004 11:19:12 AM | Message
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tag for reading later
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"Please use me
next time." - Punctuation |
| From: Hyena
20 | Posted: 2/3/2004 11:20:46 AM | Message
Detail |
One evening a day or so later, the moderation
system went kapoot after something went wrong with the daily
maintenence downtime. For the next few hours, LUE, CE, and RI filled
with blatant violations of the TOS, including gratutious
censorbypassing, links to Goatse, flaming, especially towards CJayC
and the moderators, etc... the social boards were a real mess. Ceej
would have his hands full by the time he got back, which wasn't
until later that night. Dozens of repeat offenders were warned from
that incident. Though LUEsers were responsible for the bulk of the
violations, CEers and RIers were hardly innocent, either. Some
LUEsers took the oppertunity to LUEicide, since they knew their
topics wouldn't get removed for some time, allowing them to go out
with an even bigger bang.
At the very beginning of this
chapter, Umaro pulled a stunt that made him famous....
He took
pics of himself with his wang in a sock. From then on, Umaro would
be the most famous user of LUE.
Three days after Black
LUEsday, Umaro made a topic in the Zelda Social Board about a cool
triforce tatoo he got. Surprisingly, he was flamed to hell. You
don't talk about LoZ related stuff on the ZSB.... He went back to
LUE to complain about this, which caused LUEsers to invade the ZSB
board. Once again, all hell broke loose as a war erupted between the
two boards! Flames were thrown left and right as the ZSB was overrun
by trolling and Zelda-related topics. Umaro and well over 20 LUEsers
were banned for board invasion. CJayC decided enough was enough. He
told LUEsers they had two choices:
1. destroy LUE
2. implement
a 150 karma requirement
LUEsers chose #2.
LUEsers dubbed this
event RevoLUEtion. Umaro was reinstated by Ceej since his intentions
were not malign.
CJayC later updated the boards and placed LUE
and ZSB in 'special' listings, hoping to bring the misbehavior under
control. Ceej said that LUE would either be privatized or slowly
weaned into non-existance, OR, it could be left as is. |
| From: Hyena
20 | Posted: 2/3/2004 11:22:19 AM | Message
Detail |
Another important event during this chapter was
when CJayC made a topic in MBA discussing the recent account
hijacking activities over AIM, where people would impersonate him,
of which the infamous KOSed user known as EXE was said to be the
ringleader of. Some time later, LUEsers started running into the
account-stealer, and complained about his stupidity, posting their
aim convos.
LUEsers all flooded the aforementioned account
stealers over AIM, predending to be idiots, and handing over fake
passwords such as youareanidiot (the guy was completely oblivious to
most of the jokes such as that one and others poked at him) In one
of the last recorded encounters, (when he was going insane from all
the LUEsers AIMing him nonstop) one guy, pretending to be a girl,
promised to show him pics. Here is the convo.
setoIX: FOR
HTE LAST TME IM NOT
setoIX: I DID IT 2 FOOL U
setoIX: AND IT
WROKED
MoeMn968: Oh my god! You were tricking me!
setoIX:
YA
MoeMn968: How could you be such a heartless guy!!
setoIX:
SUTOOPID
setoIX: I WANTD AN ACOUNT
MoeMn968: oh my god, I
really thought I could talk to CJAYC
MoeMn968: *cries*
setoIX:
R U REALY CRYIN?
setoIX: A/S/L?>
MoeMn968:
17/f/Canada
setoIX: CANADA SUKS
setoIX: BUT I WUN HOLD TAHT
AGINTS U
setoIX: *AGAINST
setoIX: ;-)
MoeMn968: first you
lie to me, and then you insult my country
MoeMn968: *cries
more*
setoIX: IM SORRY
setoIX: R U K?
MoeMn968: yes, I
guess
setoIX: K SRY
setoIX: SO
setoIX: WUT DU U LOOK
LEIK?
setoIX: *LIKE
MoeMn968: Uhh, green eyes, blonde
hair |
| From: Hyena
20 | Posted: 2/3/2004 11:22:57 AM | Message
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MoeMn968: if you want my picture, go to (link
to goat man)
setoIX: WUT R U WHEREING?
setoIX: K
:-)
setoIX: ASHKJVHHH;LAKHHHH!!!!111!@1
setoIX: UR 1 SICK
******!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!111111
setoIX: R U REALY
FEMAIL?
MoeMn968: yes
MoeMn968: whoops, I gave you the wrong
link
MoeMn968: sorry
setoIX: TATHS DISGFUSTING
MoeMn968: i
know my mistake
setoIX: UCK
MoeMn968: i'm so sorry
setoIX:
HW DO U HVE THAT?
MoeMn968: no, that's not me
MoeMn968: my
best friend
setoIX: UHCK!
setoIX: U NEED SUM NEW
FREINDS
MoeMn968: I know
MoeMn968: don't worry, I look better
than that
setoIX: I HOPE SO:-)
MoeMn968: ok here it is (link
to Tubgirl)
MoeMn968: that's me
setoIX: K
setoIX:
OMFGS~!~~!
setoIX: I AMLOST BOMITED!!11
setoIX: WTF IS RONG
WIT U?@
setoIX: OMG
setoIX: TAHST WORST THEN THE 1ST
1
MoeMn968: what, do you not like my looks?
MoeMn968: you are
such a slob, like all the other guys
MoeMn968: so
shallow
setoIX: TAHTS RELLY U?
MoeMn968: yes!!!
setoIX: DO
U HAVE A BTTR PIC?
MoeMn968: I had bad diarrhea
setoIX: 1 W/O
POOP ALL OVER IT PLEASE?
setoIX: THATS GROSS
MoeMn968: ok let
me look, and find one
MoeMn968: (URL removed for safety
reasons)
setoIX: DIS BETTER NOT BE ANOTHER GROSS 1
MoeMn968:
sorry
MoeMn968: that's not it
setoIX: OH
setoIX: I DIDNT
GO
MoeMn968: its just a message board there
setoIX: WAS IT
ANODER GROSS 1?
setoIX: K:-)
MoeMn968: no
MoeMn968: (link
to Harlequin Fetus)
setoIX: ?
MoeMn968: here is my baby
sister
setoIX: OMG WTF WAS DAT?!
setoIX: TELL ME DAT WASNT
REAL!
MoeMn968: my sister
setoIX: UH
setoIX: DO U JST HAVE
A PIC OF U JUST STANDNG SOEMWHERE?
MoeMn968: ok, I will get you
one next time I come on
MoeMn968: ttyl!!!
setoIX:
TTYL?
MoeMn968: talk to you later
setoIX: WAIT!
MoeMn968:
but I will get you a pic
setoIX: YA
setoIX: UR NOT SO
BAD
setoIX: IF U WOULDNT DO SICK **** LIEK DAT
setoIX: BT
WUTEVER FLOTES UR BOAT
setoIX: I GUES I GO NOW
setoIX:
GYE
Eventually LUEsers drove him completely
mad.
Several LUEsers also made CJayC names on AIM, pretending
to be the aforementioned password stealers. Several of them mocked
Stale Incense, who pretended to be CJayC, saying that he needed
people's passwords because the server was damaged during a storm in
Texas. Most of the mock-password stealers used very similar stories,
which usually had something to do with kicking the server over
during a Tai Bo session. (later incidents would include using gum to
put the server back together after accidentally kicking it over,
accidentally squirting mustard in the server, him and Shadowtak
having sex on top of the server, but Ceej ended up breaking the
server and his wang, etc.)
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The fact that communism runs
contrary to human nature makes it a flawed economic
system.~~Imsi |
| From: liontamer
| Posted: 2/3/2004 11:23:14 AM | Message
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We need this on a
website.
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<>Teh Poop fan club/\Hustle Kong fan
club<> SMS: 0 shines; WCIII: forced into retirement; SSBM: 6
trophies; Goldeneye: completed on Agent. |
| From: ultragoku2002backup
| Posted: 2/3/2004 11:24:51 AM | Message
Detail |
You forgot two very IMPORTANT
things.
First one is when i shot the 5 year old with the
paintball gun back in Nov.2001 on my ultragoku2002
account.
And i was the one was put the clues together and
proved that shini and shade indeed had sex.
There was a topic
that said have you ever had sex. And shini posted if it was a week
ago i would of say no. And i put 2 and 2 together and posted a topic
that later got 500 posts. That was on this
account.
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And she took off her shirt and her boobies
were guns.
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| From: Darth
Posting Limit | Posted: 2/3/2004 11:25:03 AM | Message
Detail |
This could be,
ahh...Interesting
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Darth Posting
Limit - Sith Lord of Posting Limits
I am not, and do not
claim to be, damn posting limit! |
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