About 21 years ago, a boy named David was born in the dark pits of the Flemish rural area. He is still alive today, and has even compiled a website no-one ever visits.
He is one year away from becoming a graduated History/English/Dutch teacher, so he may envelop innocent children in his delirium.
He listens to metal music, so he can vent his aggression there instead of drunkenly picking fights with complete strangers. Deluded as he is, he has even tried to sing with a band before blasting his vocal folds into inflammation-ridden balloons. The unfortunate band that was infected with his company was named EJECT. He has even recorded a CD with the unfortunate musicians, who denied any involvement as soon as they heard the vocals.
His stories, while clearly manifesting his limited cerebral skills, are also a painful testament to the fact that he lives in his own deluded world. Don't read them! The same goes for his 'art'works. They are clearly the work of a sad little boy trapped in the body if an adult.
Despite the fact that he is obviously a person you wouldn't want to be seen with, Davey somehow managed to get his spastic little hands on a new girlfriend, Reki, after the previous one has left him because of his bad breath. He has been with this new girlfriend for several months now, possibly (again) through coercion or blackmail. Unless he is sterile, this could spell serious disaster...
Things went from bad to worse when he decided to spread his delusions across the world by means of the Internet. Under the name of Stormrider, he has joined several forums, none of which has people who actually like him, where he spends his time frowning at the screen, trying to send his negative, twisted vibes at the people visiting the forums. Needless to say, he is not succesful, since no-one likes him, and therefore, no-one reads his posts. He doesn't seem to realize this however.
Things went from worse to much worse when he found a kindred spirit on the Morrowind forums: Jasie the equally twisted sarcast and resident spastic general. He was adopted as a squire by Jasie, and together they posted in threads of well-meaning nice people, twisting them into an abyss of Off Topic madness. They were soon opposed by sane, pleasant people such as PackRat and Rza, who tried to outsmart them with clever quips at every turn. Unfortunately, a mysterious lady named GreenValkyrie joined forces with the misguided outcasts, and PackRat and Rza soon fled. Even the moderators disliked Stormrider so much they haven't sent him a single warning yet.
He is still displaying his unlikeability in the forums today, and is pathetically eagerly waiting for you to listen to his mindless raving. He should be avoided at all costs. Besides, you won't like him anyway.
