So, you think your ass can duel, huh? Don't be bringing that weak $hit here, cuz we definately be keepin' it gangsta with every play and ain't scared to run you out of our tournament crying like a biatch. Throw up your gang sign and chill with the crew of Yu-Ghett-Oh!!
I am your man, the Kang of Games, Ghetto Kaiba representing the Raleigh, NC section. I'm just keeping up with my own Ghetto Kingdom Tournament I hold at my crib on Wednesdays and my new foray into the offical tourneys, so if you want more than that, take that ass over to Upper Deck and get off my site, punk!
Yu-Ghettt-Oh! is just like your normal Dual Monsters, but it's definately with attitude. We have a saying here in the 'hood : Play Ghetto or get your ass out! It seems to weed out the weenies as we have only the hardcore, trashtalkers among us. There are only 2 fundamental rules that are different from the corny way everyone else plays:
1) You cannot Sacrifice a Flip-Summon monster on the same turn it is flipped. That means, you can't set a Man-Eater-Bug, then next turn flip him to destroy something and sacrifice it all in a turn. We consider that monster already summoned as it is Flip-SUMMONED, then you are basically sacrificing on the same turn it got summoned and that won't fly here. We have found that this way definitely invokes some thought from the feeble-minded, so normally that rule alone runs most folk away. I think it is way cooler to do it like this. Makes for great matches here in the 'hood!
2) Our Updated Restricted List. We have our own Restricted List here and the Top Duelists select house rules on the availability of cards. As of now, the only difference is the card Ground Collapse is Semi-Limited to 2 per deck. Looka here the complete Yu-Ghett-Oh! Updated Restricted list.
I update when I can here in the 'hood, but I'm madd busy, so If you want to email me and I'll hit your back. While you are at it, take a sec and go thru my poll so that Yu-Ghett-Oh! stays fresh and so clean.
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My newest deck is called Demonseed and it has done quite well thus far. Its my TP4 deck and I feel it can compete in this current game environment much better than my last one. Bruticus for all you ol' skoolers out there has been retired back since May. I won 3 tourneys with it, I can't complain, it was time for something new. So I tried to make the 'impossible deck' of Exodia Beatdown and came very close, but never won with it. This is my 3rd Tourney deck and I'll start writing my tourney reports on that one. But it's still Ghetto K on the 1's and 2's, so you know it's dope.
Also, I wanted to give a shout to Matt and post his tourney report on my site, as promised. He also was my first client in my Deck Garage for his Aqua Deck. A few other people sent in some, but unfortunately, my computer acted the fool and I lost the files. My bad! Well, Click here for Matt's tourney report and keep on with the real here at Yu-Ghett-Oh!!
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Oh, and guess who got the crown now, biatch? That's 3-time Chizamp Ghetto Kaiba to you!
Check it out ya'll, we have a local tournament at my castle each Wednesday nite to duel for the Ghetto Pimp Crown, and as always,it's off the hook!! Sorry, but the notes were too bad on the past few as we have been in some heated battles, but I'll get them straight on the next one!
Wow! I actually took the better part of a year off from the greatness of Yugioh! You can thank XBOX, San Andreas and most of all, CITY OF HEROIN, er HEROES for making me stay away so long. So much has changed! My collection went big on eBay, but I had 2 other ones, so I still got some pepper left for the ol' decks. Don't sweat, Kingdom Loyalists, you ruler has returned!! Send email to
We did have a good time with yet another vacation here (God Bless the US and our laziness!) so I'm back for a minute now. Built a fun Water Deck that hasn't had a lot of luck, but is pretty fun to play. Still my Fiend deck is what I'm using in the tourneys around here, except the Yu-Ghett-oh! one on Wed. nights. Speaking of which, my young padwan Orlando is doing quite well. But now he thinks he's Vader and I'm Obi-Wan. He don't know he's f'n with Palpatine on the throne. Str8 Sith gangsta over here. So, perhaps my Fiends will have to show and prove. BTW, anyone seen a Don Zaloog? That mug is too hard to get a hold of these days. I need to get me one and then my uberdeck can come to fruition: Dirty Needles!!
Finally, Upper Deck has broke out the restrict list on this new set. Not too surprised that Ring of Destruction is there, overall, not too bad. I'm most happy that Graceful Charity has been taken down to 1. Everyone runs two of those on me it seems. Oh well...check out the new list here
I came so close this past week at the Toy Chest, finally seeing the finals again. But Jakob walked away with the win. Nevertheless, Kaiba showed fools what's up with the old skoolers. Jinzo and Fiber Jar did me in on a 1 round final, the type I never can win. But with a lil' more tweaking, I think I can get the crown this week, mos def. For the Ghetto faithful, here is a sneak peek at my torney report son to be posted on Pojo.com . Check it out here.
D'oh! Computer issues were hatin' on me and the site, but not to worry, we back in this piece. By now, Pharonic has not doubt crept into all of your decks, and mine is no different. Had to give up my grand Exodia Beatdown experiment, well cuz, I was getting Beatdown. I had it almost perfected with LON, but with these 2 new sets and all the hand destruction that's out there, it became too much. I'll try it again, but for now I have to get me some payback on all these scrubs that now think ol' Kaiba has weakened.
Well ya'll I'm back and chilling in the 'hood again. I don't believe I went two weeks without Yu-Gi-Oh! Withdrawal definately has set in. Though I am pissed that the Guardian set is out and about and already there is a set releasing in September, I will admit that I have come across a few hot cards. Might be a Ring of Destruction Obsession coming up (meaning I'll try and collect 9). Helpoemer has escaped my grasp as well as Lava Golem (the retail secret rare), but I feel once we go unlimited, Ghetto K will live up to his rep.
Still on vacation here in the 'hood, and frankly am pissed that Moronic Guardian is already set for release. That's two sets in the span of about a month. I feel a rant coming on when i get back!!
Hope everyone had an awesome 4th as we here @ Yu-Ghett-Oh! took a well-deserved rest. Trying to get up some card info for ya'll as well as some new articles. I put a couple of pics of my collection on my page and will try and put up more later.
I'm updating my 'Garage' page and helped a cool dude, Matt, that sent in his Water Deck for me to pimp out on a budget. Click here for the whole thang!
Cool, so now I'm trying to make a multiple themed deck off of my first love, Bruticus. I threw in Exodia and some other cards for measure, but it's been hit or miss as of late. I'm going to focus on writing a report for Pojo again, hopefully a winning one! Cool, cuz' I barely get a chance to run a whole tourney again these days. My next project is a evil deck called "Dirty Needles" that I am 2 cards away from completing. Bwhahahaha!
Did I mention my collection was for sale now? Tragic I know, but basically, I have every card I need now and I spend too much time talking about trading than I do playing the game. And that's no fun! Plus it doesn't count the stuff in my deck which is pretty sweet anyways. Go ahead and take a look at my collection by clicking the Swords of Revealing Light Card above, but I haven't updated it with my new Legacy of Darkness stuff. And I'm not guaranteed to sell it, either. Only if the right dollar sign floats under me nose. And that, boys and girls, is just good economics. Holla!
What a difference a weekend makes! Got my 4th Yata-Garatsu (grin), 2 Fibers, 2 Creature Swaps and a Lily of my own now. Yeah, punk!! No more of the B.S., I plan on retooling all week and trying to get back some of my shine from Toy Chest. I got a new little practice I've done for better (and worse) now. I immediately play Curly Haired-Dude (aka Justin) off top now. That way, we figure one will win the tourney and one will win the consellation round. I beat him once and he returned the favor, with me getting knocked out 2 rounds afterwards. Though I have swelled my deck back up with new cards, I feel like this week I can make a comeback. Still looking for a list, no one has a great one for LOD yet, not even Lazy errr Upper Deck (lol). But I'll keep lookin' and holla atcha later!
Ack! Man it's been a hectic couple O'weeks. One of my best friends just got married and I've been out of town and came back to a couple of prompt whuppin's at the hand of this new LOD set. So I got Lilied, Last Turned, Yata-Screwed, Fiber Jared and ran thru by Ha Des a few too many times for my taste. But now it's back to the lab to see how the new cards can work their way into Bruticus. Wanna send a shoutout to Pimp Sam, the Paylor Boys, Chris S., Spike and all the gang from Toy Chest and Books-A-Mil that check me out and make this game worth playing. Trying to dig up a list to steal errrr borrow for the site. Just keep it locked and if you see one, drop me an email. Peace!
A good run, but I came in 2nd at the Toy Chest yesterday. And of course Jakob pulled an Injection Lily out of his winning packs. D'oh! Still I'm happy with this deck, but as always looking to fine tune it. No report again, ya'll my trading is taking over my time nowadays, but next week I'll be better about it. So keep it locked and I'll holla atcha Monday!
Well Legacy of Darkness is on the shelf at the local Toys R Us, so its only a matter of time before they are tourney legal. Speaking of tourneys, I won #12 against multiple champ John. Which is sweet since Yu-Ghett-Oh! represented in the Toy Chest as myself and James got it on in the Finals last week and the Kid pulled out the win. So that's 2 out of 3 weeks as champ at the Toy Chest and then I won the Consellation Round in b/w that. My revised deck is kickin' mucho ass-o. Holla at your boy!
Ghetto K
Oh yeah, after a few weekend of laziness, I misplaced my next Pojo report, and of course, this would be the week that I WON AGAIN!! Some people already have some of the Legacy of Darkness cards, so I'm on the hunt for some for our Tourney this Thursday.
I just stole, errrrr reposted the Joey Deck and Pegasus Deck listings on my site. Thanks to
The bitter with the sweet, I guess. Of course after winning last week, I lost 1st round and won the Consellation round. So a first for everything, I guess. And now I went from 3 Jinzo's to one, but hey, I got dat NEEDLE WORM, playa! So only 2 more to go (yeah, right!) My report is up on Pojo from last week, and shortly I'll have update of the Collection Index and maybe my navbar will be up soon. Thanks for the luv and holla atcha boy!
Well with the new restrictions, I am still tinkering with my deck. I have a few cards to add, but definately am not trying to go over 50 in my deck again. Could this be the time I finally play with Exodia? I have seen the Exodia/Beatdown before, but I am still working on that. Any ideas would be cool, just email me with suggestions or see me on Instant Messenger as Dolomite213. Also, I updated my Collection Index with my latest trades.
Guess who is watching the Matrix Reloaded Tuesday night? Pays to work at a movie theater! :)
Ghetto Kaiba finally got his rep up and won the tourney @ the Toy Chest yesterday! A deathmarth thru all the greats and the kid came to serve everyone! And won a Mechanicalchaser for my troubles! SWEET!! I'm feverishly working on the Pojo report now, so excuse me while I kiss the sky!
Extra! Extra! The new Restricts are out and of course, they hit my deck hard! Oh well, no more multiples of Feather Duster, though it was cool while it lasted! Some other changes have been made as well. So check out the Updated Restrict List and see if you got screwed as well!
Didn't Konami just release the LON set last week? Now the next set, Legacy of Darkness, is set to churn out at the end of this month. Between the new Starter Deck hunt, TP3 cards, LON completion, Video Game cards, and just keeping with the rest of the world, they are making too much of a good thing if you ask me! Give us a chance to frickin' catch up for a change!
On a lighter note, here is my deck as of today. For those not in the know, my deck is called Bruticus: Calculated Beatdown. Check it out!
Lemme holla at yall, playa to playa on something on my mind. The tourney scene has kinda gotten in a rut for me. My deck is holding up, just that I can't crack the barrier of the final four at Toy Chest. Two matches I had in the past weeks but gave away. Gave away a match, Kaiba? Yeah, gave away. One thing that gets to me is whining. You know, being a baby about a child's card game. As of late, too many of these people are concerned with their "world rank" knowing they are like # 24,041 at best. Me, I'm a balla, I just ball. Don't get riled up about Konami sending me a fake ass Millineum Puzzle necklace to show off and say "I beat a bunch of 12 year old in cards and I got this!" Don't get me wrong, I love the game. Think this is way better than the adult-aligned Magic: The Ripoff. (LOL) But please, don't cry over rulings that I have no control over. Its fact you don't have to pay for Imperial Order if you don't want to. Don't tell me your cousin in Florida plays that card a certain way. Bah! As a result of constant arguing, my Tourney Reports has suffered. I've had to be more lawyer than kick-ass playa in the local league. But this week, I plan on just coming in and putting my foot in they arse as soon as someone starts up. I never call on a judge cuz to me, its just a game. I like to play. But someone has to take off their belt and deliver a whuppin' to these babies. Notice has been served, biatches. Look forward to my next Pojo tourney report for May 8, 2003. This one should be good!
Wow, it's almost been a month since I got my ass up and did a decent update. I've been in Rare Hunter-mode and have been trying to get my collect on for a minute. For all ya'll asking what I have, here is my Collection Index, to be updated weekly as I move mad card throughout. We'll see how you like them and I'll put my deck page up too so ya'll can know what I'm packing for dat ass. Also take a look at a little article I put up called The Card File. Check it out and let me know what ya'll think.
And a note to my many haters, don't be mad cuz' you ain't me. I know you talk trash about my rules and that's all good, in fact I encourage that. Freedom of speech and all dat jazz. But don't be bitch and not leave an real address for me to email my foot to your ass for being stupid or uninformed. You can be a man or woman and say what u got to say and explain yourself with intelligence or be bitch. And most of your haters are bitch. And don't sleep and think I can't stompdashitoutu in regular fashion. As you know, I reguarly play in our official tourney and do pretty good. So to my critics, get the di-dick. And props to the real playaz that know what time is is.
So I won yet another Yu-Ghett-Oh! tourney, blah blah blah! I am beginning to think it's time to break out a new deck on these fools! I plan on posting my deck ideas in a new section here shortly, though I doubt it will be this week. Ghetto Kaiba got 4th place AGAIN at the Toy Chest, getting hemmed up by the same dude as last week. Only good thing that came out of that was a trade for my first GEMINI ELF! Now only 8 more to go :)
Upper Deck finally got off its ass and updated the Restrict List for Labyrinth of Nightmare, and it only includes 3 cards: Magic Cylinder, United We Stand, and Mage Power. Of course, these were like my favorite 3 cards in my Bruticus Deck and I ran multiples. And now the furry-finder of trouble, Sangan, is Restricted to one instead of two. Oh well, the Yu-Ghett-Oh! Restrict List now shows these changes.Featurette: My Duelist Table!
That pimp Pegasus has a hot dueling field in which to look cool and dispatch his foes on, and now, so does Yu-Ghett-Oh! Anyone that goes to my tourneys know that the final match is played on my supa-fly Duelist Table and it is definately the hotness that we all crave. Click on the above picture to look at some gallery pics of it! Tourney Reports
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