Every Game Needs One: The Back StorySo, why are all these hundreds of people fighting? Every good fighting game needs a compelling back story, even if it makes absolutely no sense. Anyways, this is the Capcom vs The World vs the Universe back story:While all that is going on, Nintendo sends Mario and his fellow assassins to kill the Sony RPGers. Of course, where Nintendo goes, Sega is close to follow to one up their rival. However, Sonic is watching is back, because Spiderman is very hungry and spiders eat hedgehogs or something. The Galaxy Police of Jurai are chasing the alien symbiotes, Venom and Carnage. The officers are busy though, evading the time machine Epoch and its crew of teenagers, due to a minor fender bender. Team Rocket and a small army of Pokemon are tracking down Chrono to use the Epoch to go back in time to when they were popular. The damn pocket monsters are dodging missiles, however, as Sweet Tooth of Twisted Metal is sick and tired of selling Pokemon shaped Ice cream! Due to Sweet Tooth's new vehicle, the Transformers, Gundams, and Power Rangers are all spying on each other in a vain attempt to improve their respective robots. Unfortunately, all 85 million Power Rangers are being used as training dummies by the Dynasty Warriors. Even though they are different, the Ronin Warriors always attack the Dynasty. Square's Final Fantasy must have the best armor to defeat their enemy. Therefore, they try to take the Ronin's armor, because they can take everything they want. The warriors of the Battleship from Phastasy Star are pissed, because Square's guys keep stealing everything that?s not nailed down. The Samuria Pizza cats were cruising around the universe in the Supreme Catatonic and crash land on the planet currently being explored by the Phastasy Star Ship. Riding a random comet right behind them, Ryu and the Breath of Fire soldiers are chasing the cats, thinking that they might be relatives of Rei. Riding in a giant bathtub right behind THEM are the Digimon, because they want to figure out how Ryu, a human, digivolves. Riding in massive Overlords, the Zerg Swarms are chasing the monsters, trying to absorb their powerful morphing ability into the swarm. The rest of Blizzard is trying to stop that from happening. Sakura and the other Cardcaptors are using her Star Power to answer a question; "Is Diablo a Clow Card?". Unfortunately, the Clow Book called its other literature-based friends and revolt against holding her damn cards. Reading makes Homer something, something. When Musashi sees Homer, he just says "What a dumb looking wizard". Valkyrie and her Einherjar are simply awaiting the chance to get many powerful souls. Finally, the Street Fighters, King of Fighters, Killer Instinct, Iron Fist, Mortal Kombatants, and other random fighting game characters are fighting because THEY DON?T KNOW HOW TO DO ANYTHING ELSE!!!! Except play puzzle games of course, and this is where the Bust a Move group comes into play. This concludes the back story. If there is anything you don?t understand, don?t worry. I doubt anyone else understood it either. Back To Capcom Vs The World
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