
*News Flash*
Pamela Anderson, Playboy sex symbol, was found dead today floating in the Pacific ocean just off the coast of Santa Barbera California. Although her lungs were filled with water, she had the increadible fortune of gaining boyancy on account of her silicone breasts. This made finding the body easy. No water damage, decomposition or fish bites were found on the body, although she had been reported missing for several days. Pamela lacked any organic tissue, leaving many to believe she was immortal, unfortuneately her soul has died, but the porn will live on.
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