DadaMcDada

As the clouds opened in my world of deciept, i found the blue sky not so blue, but an awful shade of purple. The stars replaced with broken spider webs, and realising my world was much nicer with the clouds, i went down the street for some seseame covered crabs. never had i been so swamped with work, never had i seen my blue bellybutton, but i hear it looks great this time of year. The past few weeks being purgatory. i knew there was only one way out, the seseame crabs.. so i stodd at the doors of perception, the doors of the grocery store, and all of a sudden (shit my cd is skipping and i'm too lazy to get up and fix it) i could see my bellybutton, oh, aren't i smart today! i deserve a phd in astro fucking physics but no one would give it to me... they spent their lives walking around in their own bubbles (If I can't have a PHD in astro physics why can YOU?!) and while they sway their arms in monotonus moovements, back and forth with each step.. i beg for my PHD in astro physics one guy agrees, and says i have to do him a favour aswell..mmmm ok oh by the way, get me a bag os seseame crabs while you're at it... so i sing him a song right there and i get my PHD and my fucking crabs, and everythings just fucking peachy... the end