(hoggle looks around at where they are)
HOGGLE: aah, this is what we need, a ladder, follow me
SARAH: how can i trust you now that i know you were taking me back to the beginning of the labyrinth?
HOGGLE: i wasn't....i told him i was taking you back to the beginning just to throw him off the scent
SARAH: hoggle, how can i believe anything you say
HOGGLE: well, let me put it this way, what choice have you got?
SARAH: (looks around to see if there is) you're right (and starts following him up the ladder)
HOGGLE: see, you have to understand my position, i'm a coward, and jareth scares me
SARAH: what kind of position is that?
HOGGLE: no position, that's my point, and you wouldn't be so brave if you ever smelled the bog of eternal stentch, it's, it's......(trips over a loose step on the ladder, but keeps going)
SARAH: is that all is does is smell?
HOGGLE: oh believe me, that's enough.....but the worst thing is, if you so much as put a foot in the bog of stentch, you'll smell bad the rest of your life, it'll never wash off
(they keep climbing, and finally they reach the top) (from the inside, hoggle pushes open the lid to a large pot, and sees they made it outside)
HOGGLE: ahh, here we are then, (to sarah, who hasn't made it up quite yet) you're on your own from now on
SARAH: (finally makes it out) what?!!
HOGGLE: that's it, i quit
SARAH: wait a minute, hoggle?!!
HOGGLE: i said i didn't promise nothing, i said i would take you as far as i could go
SARAH: you little cheat, you nasty little cheat
HOGGLE: now don't try to embarass me, i got no pride
SARAH: oh yeah? (quickly grabs hoggle's jewels that are around his waist)
HOGGLE: hmm, but them's my jewels, no you give them back, give 'em back, give those back
(sarah waves the jewels in the air, hoggle tries to get them, but is held back by sarah)
SARAH: aw uh
HOGGLE: give those back to me
(sarah finally stops teasing hoggle, but still holds on to the jewels, as she stares at the castle)
SARAH: now, there's the castle, which way should we try?
HOGGLE: (focuses more on the jewels) them's my rightful property, it's not fair
SARAH: no, it isn't....but that's the way it is
(sarah hears the sound of the wiseman approaching the area, the wiseman's hat happens to be a talking bird, has he sits down, sarah and hoggle make their way toward him)
SARAH: (to the wiseman) excuse me please, but can you help me?
WISEMAN: oh, young girl
THE HAT: woo woo woo
WISEMAN: ahh, and who is this (noticing hoggle)
SARAH: my friend
WISEMAN: oh, yes, and what can i do for you?
SARAH: please, can you tell......that is, i have to get to the castle at the center of the labyrinth, do you know the way?
WISEMAN: uh
THE HAT: eh
WISEMAN: uh
THE HAT: eh
WISEMAN: oh yes, you want to get to the castle hmm?
THE HAT: how's that for brain power huh?
WISEMAN: be quiet!!
THE HAT: oh, nuts
WISEMAN: so, young woman, the way forward, is sometimes the way back
THE HAT: yi, would you listen to this crap
WISEMAN: would you please be quiet!!
THE HAT: alright
WISEMAN: ok
THE HAT: ok
WISEMAN: alright
THE HAT: alright
WISEMAN: uh?
THE HAT: sorry
WISEMAN: finished....?
THE HAT: (pauses).....yes
WISEMAN: (back to sarah now) quite often young lady, it seems we're not getting very far, when in fact.....
THE HAT: we are
WISEMAN: (looks up at his hat) we are
SARAH: i'm certainly not getting anywhere at the moment
THE HAT: join the club
(wiseman falls asleep)
THE HAT: and i think that's your lot....please leave a contribution in a little box
(wiseman holds out a little container with an opening in it)
(sarah picks around at hoggle's jewels)
HOGGLE: don't you dare, them's mine
(sarah looks around for something else she could give)
SARAH: well, i guess i could spare this (takes off her ring and places in the box)
THE HAT: gracez senorita
HOGGLE: (as they walk away) you didn't have to give him that, he didn't tell nothing
THE HAT: well well then, there go a couple of suckers.....(notices the wiseman is still asleep, and he has nothing to do)....oh, it's so stimulating being your head
[ sarah and hoggle make their way through the maze, traveling through every corner and opening they come across ]
HOGGLE: (remembering their chat with the wiseman) why did you say that, about my being your friend?
SARAH: because you are, you may not be much of a friend, but you're the only friend i got in this place....(hears a noise from the other side of the bush) did you hear something?
HOGGLE: (ignoring sarah and thinks about what she said) hmm, "friend," i like that. i ain't never been no ones friend before...
(hoggle and sarah hear a loud monsterous roar not too far away)
HOGGLE: (gets scared) aahhh, goodbye...(and runs off)
(sarah chases after him)
SARAH: wait a minute, (holds him down)
HOGGLE: keep the stuff (thinking she was not going to give him the jewels if he left)
SARAH: are you my friend or not?
HOGGLE: no, no i'm not, hoggle ain't no ones friend, he can look out for himself, like everyone (releases himself from sarah's grasp) hoggle is hoggle's friend (runs off again)
SARAH: hoggle!! you coward!!
(hears the loud noise again)
SARAH: (to herself) well i'm not afraid, things aren't always what they seem in this place
(she finally makes it to where the noise is coming from) (she witnesses little goblins attacking a giant goblin)
SARAH: (to herself) if only i had something to throw...
(a rock rolls right up to her, she notices the rock and picks it up)
(when she threw it, it hit the helmet one of the goblins were wearing and spun it around so the goblin couldn't see anything)
(another rock rolled to her again, and again, she picked it up and threw it, hitting another goblin's helmet, and the same thing happened to that goblin as the other one)
(they couldn't see anything, so when they were attacking, they were missing their target and actually attacking each other)
(they kept battling back and forth til they were out of the scene)
(sarah makes her way toward the giant goblin, who was hanging upside down by a rope)
(he was scared cuz he thought sarah was a bad person....as she was trying to help him, he was trying his hardest to back away)
SARAH: now stop that!
(the giant goblin stops and for once is quiet)
SARAH: is that anyway to treat someone who is trying to help you? don't you want me to help you down?
LUDO: ludo, down
SARAH: ludo? is that your name?
LUDO: ludo
SARAH: oh, you seem like such a nice beast, well i certainly hope you are what you seem to be (looks for a way to get ludo down)
(ludo struggles to hang on)
SARAH: just hang on, i'll get you down (unties the rope on a branch) just a second
(gets the rope untied and ludo makes a hard fall)
SARAH: oh i'm sorry...ludo, are you hurt?
LUDO: (looks at sarah) friend?
SARAH: that's right ludo, i'm sarah
LUDO: sarah...(tries to get up)
SARAH: here let me help you
LUDO: (is finally up) sarah....sarah friend (makes his way toward her)
SARAH: now, wait, just a second, i wanna ask you something ludo....
LUDO: what?
SARAH: i have to get to the castle at the center of the labyrinth, do you know the way?
LUDO: (thinking)......no
SARAH: you don't know either huh?
LUDO: no
SARAH: i wonder if anyone knows how to get through this labyrinth
[ we now come back to hoggle, walking around, all by himself ]
HOGGLE: (to himself) get through the labyrinth, get through the labyrinth? one thing for sure, she'll never get through the labyrinth (talking about sarah)
[ back to ludo and sarah ]
(sarah looks around, and notices two doors that weren't there before)
SARAH: hey, where did they come from? (examines the doors and notices two creature doorknockers) what do you think ludo? which should we choose out of these two ugly characters?
(they both take another good look at each)
LEFT DOORKNOCKER: it's very rude to stare
SARAH: oh, i'm sorry, i was just wondering which door to choose
LEFT DOORKNOCKER: what? (as we notice the ring loops through his ears)
RIGHT DOORKNOCKER: (mumbles something that no one can understand, as we notice the ring on that one, hangs from the inside of his mouth)
LEFT DOORKNOCKER: (to right doorknocker) don't talk with your mouth full
RIGHT DOORKNOCKER: (mumbles something else)
SARAH: (to right doorknocker) wait a second, i can't understand you (she pulls the ring out of his mouth)
LEFT DOORKNOCKER: what were you saying?
RIGHT DOORKNOCKER: (starts moving his mouth around) it is so good to get that thing out
SARAH: what were you saying?
RIGHT DOORKNOCKER: i said, it's no good talking to him, he's as deaf as a post....
LEFT DOORKNOCKER: mumble mumble mumble, your a wonderful conversational companion.....
RIGHT DOORKNOCKER: you can't talk, all you do is moan...
LEFT DOORKNOCKER: no good, (sniffs) can't hear you
SARAH: where do these doors lead?
LEFT DOORKNOCKER: what?
RIGHT DOORKNOCKER: search me...we're just the knockers (laughs)
SARAH: oh, how do i get through?
RIGHT DOORKNOCKER: knock, and the door will open
SARAH: oh....(notices the right doorknocker's ring is hanging from ludo's mouth) ludo..? (goes over to ludo and pulls the ring out of his mouth and procedes to put it back in the right place
RIGHT DOORKNOCKER: no, i don't want that thing back in my mouth
SARAH: come on, i wanna knock
(right doorknocker closes his mouth tightly and refuses to open it)
LEFT DOORKNOCKER: ha, doesn't want his ring back in his mouth eh? can't say i blame him
(sarah thinks fast of what to do, she finally decides to plug right doorknocker's nose really tight so he can't breathe)
(he tries so hard not to give in, but he can't take it no longer, he opens his mouth wide to get some air, and as it's open, sarah slides the ring inside and knocks; the door opens)
SARAH: (as she walks in) (to right doorknocker) sorry...
RIGHT DOORKNOCKER: (mumbles) that's alright i'm used to it
(sarah and ludo walk in)
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