Last night as I was walking home from the grocery store, a car pulled up to me, the passenger side window came down, and a guy yelled, "Excuse me!" I thought he was going to ask for directions, so I turned to face him. "I like your boobies!"
My first reaction after recovering from the shock (~.3 seconds), was, I kid you not, to look down. *SNNORK* I've hardly got anything! Gee, that's got to be the first time I've ever been flattered by a drive-by sleazebag!
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