hrh.squeak suggests that he may actually be rapping:
I'm Master Doofus and I'm here to say
That I am the pwner of Miss Arvay
She says I'm a pain, but I disagree
Don't you know that it's all about Me?
Put your paws in the air like you just don't care
Put your paws in the air like you just don't care
She wants to snorgle, but what I say
First gimme some carrots and bring on the hay!
I may look like just a cute little bun,
But if I disapprove, you'll get kicked a new one
Put your ears in the air like you just don't care
Put your ears in the air like you just don't care
You won't catch me just binkin' around
I'll sit here for hours with a big ol' frown
I don't wanna cuddle and I don't wanna snuggle
If you want sweet, then go get a puggle!
Put your tail in the air like you just don't care
Put your tail in the air like you just don't care
So goodlooking, I don't have to play nice
Blinding your eyes like a wristful of ice
So all you Cuteologists must agree
One look at me and you'll all yell "Squee"!
Put your nose in the air like you Disapprove,
Put your nose in the air like you Thoroughly Disapprove!!!
Compliments of hrh.squeak!
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