Blink 182- Take Off Your Pants And Jacket

ANTHEM PART II

Everything has fallen to pieces
Earth is dying, help me Jesus
We need guidance, we've been misled
Young and hostile but not stupid

Corporate leader, politicians
Kids can't vote adults elect them
Laws that rule the school and workplace
Signs that caution sixteen's unsafe

We really need to see things through
We never wanted to be abused
We'll never give up, it's no use
If we're fucked, you're to blame

Let this train-wreck burn more slowly
Kids are victims in this story
Drown the youth with useless warnings
Teenage rules, they're fucked and boring

We really need to see things through
We never wanted to be abused
We'll never give up, it's no use
If we're fucked, you're to blame

Everything has fallen to pieces
Everything has fallen to pieces
Everything has fallen to pieces
Everything has fallen to..

We really need to see things through
We never wanted to be abused
We'll never give up, it's no use
If we're fucked, you're to blame

ONLINE SONGS

Josie
You're my source of most frustration
Forget when
I don't meet expectations
Everything you wished came true
In the end we all blame you
Even though, as they all know,
You weren't the only one
1, 2, 3, 4

Why do you still keep it around
When you still keep it around
When you know it brings me down,
I'm hating everything
And I know that you dated other guys
But I got to wonder why
You'd leave it out for me

Why am I still hanging around
When I know it brings me down
I'm hating everything
And you are getting rides home in his car
You're making out in his front yard
I'm hating everything

Please don't remind me
Put your past behind me
It shines so bright it blinds me
I wish that it would end
Am I am fine
Last night I saw you online
Your screen name used to be mine
Why can't we just pretend

And if we can have another day
I've got so much left to say
I'd tell you everything
And I'll laugh when I think about the past
When I see you after class
You're hating everything

Please don't remind me
Put your past behind me
It shines so bright it blinds me
I wish that it would end
Am I am fine
Last night I saw you online
Your screen name used to be mine
Why can't we just pretend
And she said "I just forget you were there"

FIRST DATE

In the car I just can't wait
To pick up on our very fist date
Is it cool if I hold your hand?
Is it wrong if I think it's lame to dance?
Do you like my stupid hair?
Would you guess that I didn't know what to wear?
Iīm just scared of what you think
You make me nervous so I really can't eat

Let's go
Don't wait
This night is almost over
Honest, let's make this night last forever
Forever and ever
Let's make this last forever
Forever and ever. Let's make this last forever

When you smile, I melt inside
I'm not worthy, for a minute of your time
I really wish it was only me and you
I'm jealous of everybody in the room
Please don't look at me with those eyes
Please don't hint that you're capable of lies
I dread the thought of our very first kiss
A target that I'm probably gonna miss

Let's go
Don't wait
This night is almost over
Honest, letīs make this night last forever
Forever and ever
Let's make this last forever
Forever and ever. Let's make this last forever

HAPPY HOLIDAYS, YOU BASTARD

It's Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped
two fuckin' presents
It's Christmas Eve and I've only wrapped
two fuckin' presents
And I hate, hate, hate your guts
I hate, hate, hate your guts
And I'll never talk to you again

Unless your dad will suck me off
I'll never talk to you again
Unless your mom will touch my cock
I'll never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock
I'll never talk to you again
I'll never talk to you again

It's labour Day and my grandpa just ate
seven fuckin' hot dogs
It's labour Day and my grandpa just ate
seven fuckin' hot dogs
And he shit, shit his pants
He's always fuckin'shit in his pants
I'll never talk to you again

Unless your dad will suck me off
I'll never talk to you again
Unless your mom will touch my cock
I'll never talk to you again
Ejaculate into a sock
I'll never talk to you again
I'll never talk to you again

STORY OF A LONELY GUY

Push it out
Fake a smile
Avert disaster just in time
I need a drink
'Cause in a while worthless answers from
friends of mine
It's dumb to ask cool to ignore
Girls possess me but they're never mine

I made my entrance
Avoided hazards
Checked my engines I fell behind
DaDa, DaDa..
I fell behind

She makes me feel like it's raining outside
And when the storms gone I'm all torn up inside
I'm always nervous on days like this like the prom
I get too scared to move 'cause I'm a frick in' boy

Remember when I was in the grocery store
Now's my time
Lost the words, lost the nerve, lost the girl, left the line
I would wish upon a star but that star, it doesn't shine
So read my book, with a boring ending
A short story of a lonely guy

DaDa, DaDa..
Who fell behind

She makes me feel like it's raining outside
And when the storms gone Im all torn up inside
I'm always nervous on days like this like the prom
I get too scared to move 'cause I'm a frickin boy

DaDa, DaDa..

he makes me feel like it's raining outside
And when the storms gone I'm all torn up inside
I'm always nervous on days like this like the prom
I get so scared to move 'cause I'm still
just a stupid, worthless boy

THE ROCK SHOW

Hanging out behind the club on the weekend
Acting stupid, getting drunk with my best friends
I couldn't wait for the summer and the Warped Tour
I remember it's the first time that I saw
her...there

She's getting kicked out of school because she's failing
I'm kind of nervous 'cause I think all her friends hate me
She's the one, she'll always be there
She took my hand and that made it I swear

Because I fell in love with the girl at the rock show
She said "what" and I told her that I didn't know
She's so cool, I'm gonna sneak in through her window
Everything's better when she's around.
I can't wait 'til her parents go out of town
I fell in love with the girl at the rock show

When we said we were gonna move to Las Vegas
I remember the look her mother gave us
Seventeen without a purpose or direction
We donīt owe anyone a fucking explanation

Because I fell in love with the girl at the rock show
She said "what" and I told her that I didn't know
She's so cool, I'm gonna sneak in through her window
Everything's better when she's around.
I can't wait ''til her parents go out of town
I fell in love with the girl at the rock show

Black and white picture of her on my wall
I waited for her call
She always kept me waiting
And if got another chance
I'd still ask her to dance
Because she kept me waiting

Because I fell in love with the girl at the rock show
She said "what" and I told her that I didn't know
She's so cool, I'm gonna sneak in through her window
Everything's better when she's around.
I can't wait 'til her parents go out of town
I fell in love with the girl at the rock show

With the girl at the rock show

I'll never forget tonight

ROLLER COASTER

Breathing deeply
Walking backwards
Finding strength to call and ask her
Roller Coaster, favourite ride
Let me kiss you one last time

Leave me standing here
Act like Iīm not around
The coast will probably
never clear
Can I please go home now?

I had that dream about you again
Where I wait outside
Until you let me in
And there I stayed

Lay beside me
And listen at the wall
We'll keep on lying
Until the summer comes

I had that dream about you again
Where you drive my car
Right off a fucking cliff

And now Iīm breathing deeply
Walking backwards
Finding strength to call and ask her
Roller Coaster, favourite ride
Let me kiss you one last time

Make me promise
That I will never tell
All I remember is
The way her bedroom smelled

had that dream about you again
Where I wait outside
Until you let me in
And there I stayed

And now I'm breathing deeply
Walking backwards
Finding strength to call and ask her
Roller Coaster, favourite ride
Let me kiss you one last time
Goodnight, goodnight

RECKLESS ABANDON

On and on, reckless abandon
Somethingīs wrong
This is gonna shock them
Nothing to hold on to
Weīll use this song
To lead you on

I learned a lot today
Not sure if Iīll get laid and
Not sure if Iīll fail or pass
Kissed every girl in class

Everybody would waste it all
To have a summer that they could call
A memory thatīs full of fun
Fucked up when itīs all done

On and on, reckless abandon
Somethingīs wrong
This is gonna shock them
Nothing to hold on to
Weīll use this song
To lead you on
And break the truth with more bad news
We left a scar size extra large

Sip a drink of the alcohol
End up kneeling in bathrooms stalls
Eyes are red and my movements slow
Too high, got vertigo

He took a shit in the bathroom tub
And then fed the dog the brownie drugs
Tried hard not to get caught
He fucked a chick in a parking lot

On and on, reckless abandon
Something's wrong
This is gonna shock them
Nothing to hold on to
Weīll use this song
To lead you on
And break the truth with more bad news
We left a scar size extra large

Break a window and bust a wall
Making fun of your friendīs mom
Turn the music up way too loud
Charge the pizza to the house

Everybody would waste it all

To have a summer that they could call
Memory thatīs full of fun
Fucked up when itīs all done

On and on, reckless abandon
Somethingīs wrong
This is gonna shock them
Nothing to hold on to
Weīll use this song
To lead you on
And break the truth with more bad news
We left a scar size extra large

EVERYTIME I LOOK FOR YOU

I never found out why you left him
But this answer begs that question
Too blind to see tomorrow
Too broke to beg or borrow
Young and stupid
Left wide open
Hearts are wasted
Lives are broken

One more point of contention
I need some intervention
Approached with vague intentions
Betray my short attention
Span the distance
Bridge the border
Beg forgiveness
Round the corner

Everytime I look for you the sun goes down
And I stumble when this whole thing runs aground
I left another message, you are never around
But everytime I look for you the sun goes down once more
Will the last one out please shut the door

More time apart will give you
A few more months to argue
Is this too much to live through?
It always seemed too far to
Drive the point home
Send more letters
Pray tomorrow
Ends up better

Everytime I look for you the sun goes down
And I stumble when this whole thing runs aground
I left another message, you are never around
But everytime I look for you the sun goes down once more
Will the last one out please shut the door
I never did do anything that she asked
I never let what happened stay in the past
I never did quite understand what she meant
In spite of everything
In spite of everything

Everytime I look for you the sun goes down
And I stumble when this whole thing runs aground
I left another message, you are never around
Everytime I look for you the sun goes down
And I stumble when this whole thing runs aground
I left another message, you are never around
Everytime I look for you the sun goes down
But everytime I look for you the sun goes down

GIVE ME ONE GOOD REASON

Mom and Dad they quite donīt understand it
All the kids they laugh as if they planned it
Why do girls want to pierce their nose
And walk around in torn pantyhose, oh yeah

I like the ones who say they listen to the punk rock
I like the kids who fights against how they were brought up
They hate the trends and thinks it's fucked to care
It's cool when they piss people off with what they wear, oh yeah

So give me one good reason
Why we need to be like them
Kids will have fun and offend
They don't want to and don't fit in

Hate jocks, the preps, the hippie-fuckin' scumbags
Heavy-metallers with their awful pussy hair bands
Counting seconds until we can get away
Ditchin' school almost every single day, oh yeah

So give me one good reason
Why we need to be like them
Kids will have fun and offend
They don't want to and don't fit in

SHUT UP

Shut the fuck up she said
I'm going fucking deaf
You're always too loud
Everything's too loud

Now that all my friends left
This place is fucking dead
I want to move out
When can we move out
This shit has to stop
I'll run away

Get the fuck up she said
Your life is meaningless
It's going nowhere
You're going nowhere

You're just a fuck up she said
I'll live alone instead
She said "You don't care"
I know you don't care

I'll never ask permission from you
Fuck off I'm not listening to you
I'm not coming home
I'm never going to come back home
I got to fucked up again
And passed out on the plane
Tried to forget you
I can't forget you

No sleep on this flight
I'll think about the nights
We had to get through
How did we get through?

I'll never ask permission from you
Fuck off I'm not listening to you
I'm not coming home
I'm never going to come back home
I think it's time that I should leave

I'll never ask permission from you
Fuck off I'm not listening to you
I'm not coming home
I'm never going to come back home
I'll run away

I think it's time for me to leave

PLEASE TAKE ME HOME

Oh no, it happened again
She's cool, she's hot, she's my friend
I'd drive for hours, it's so
You leave me nowhere

She's unstoppable
Unpredictable
I'm so jaded, calculated
Wrong

Please take me home
Too late, it's gone
I bet you're sad
This is the best time we ever had

Buy hope, hope that it lasts
Give in, forget the past
Be strong when things fall apart
Honest, this breaks my heart

She's unstoppable
Unpredictable
I'm so jaded, calculated
Wrong

Please take me home
Too late, it's gone
I bet you're sad
This is the best time we ever had

Please take me home
Too late, it's gone
I bet you're sad
This is the best time we ever had

Why did we have to go date?
It's too easy to complicate
Be strong when things fall apart
Honest, this breaks my heart

Please take me home
Too late, it's gone
I bet you're sad
This is the best time we ever had

WHEN YOU FUCKED GRANDPA

Uno, deux, treis, quatro

When you fucked Grandpa
Did he tell you that he loved you?
Did he hold you till the sun did rise?
And did he look into your eyes?
And ask you to felate him?
And stick a finger or two in his ass?

He seems like a total asshole
Grandpa is a total fucking asshole
Who would ever want a dirty greasy finger in his ass
He rubes his dick in broken glass

When you fucked Grandpa
Did he kiss you soft and tender?
Did he tie your hands behind your head?
And was it on your mothers bed?

And this is fucking stupid man
I can't believe you'd have sex with your own grandfather
I mean you guys are related
What's he gonna do take out his false teeth and just leave them on the side of your bed?
Man, you like to fuck him in the butt
I mean hell everyone come in and watch and masturbate and cum all over the place
This is stupid
I hate you all
I'm not even gonna have sex with my mum tonight man
This is stupid
I hate you

DON'T TELL ME IT'S OVER

I hear the phone, it rings so violently
Can't leave my room, can't breathe since she left me
I will admit, I hate those things I said
Girls always cry, guys will never admit they did

Hold on hold on
Hold on, hold on

Don't tell me that it's over
I'm not used to this temptation
And when you come back running
There's no use for explanation
I think things are too hard for
Even with my expert knowledge
Most girls get them in trouble
Because they are rarely honest

What's with the jokes, all the routines they play
Screw with my head, now I cave in till they their way
Guys like to run, chicks like to yell, you see
Guys hate to fight, girls think it's therapy

Hold on hold on
Hold on, hold on

Don't tell me that it's over
I'm not used to this temptation
And when you come back running
There's no use for explanation
I think things are too hard for
Even with my expert knowledge
Most girls get them in trouble
Because they are rarely honest

Hold on hold on
Hold on, hold on

Don't tell me that it's over
I'm not used to this temptation
And when you come back running
There's no use for explanation
I think things are too hard for
Even with my expert knowledge
Most girls get them in trouble
Because they are rarely honest

Don't tell me that it's over(Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on)
I'm not used to this temptation(Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on)
and when you come back running(Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on)
there's no use for explanation(Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on)
I think things are too hard for(Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on)
even with my expert knowledge(Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on)
most girls get them in trouble(Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on)
Because they are rarely honest

Don't tell me that it's over
I'm not used to this temptation

TIME TO BREAK UP

I guess it's only the men,
Who get fucked now and again
We take our chicks to the mall,
We wait in parking stalls
And when we come home too late,
She's pissed that she had to wait
And my excuse not to call,
It never worked at all

Time to wake up,
Where's your daughter?
Hurt's to break up,
She was stronger
All my friends say,
Please don't love her
What did I gain?
Now I miss her so

I used to hate the lipstick,
It stained and tasted so sick
The pantyhose and the bras,
She threw on my guitars
Shit Fuck I made a mistake,
I thought I needed a break
The truth is I'm such a dick
It's broke and can't be fixed

Time to wake up,
Where's your daughter?
Hurt's to break up,
She was stronger
All my friends say,
Please don't love her
What did I gain?
Now I miss her so

If you wanna call it a heartache,
Then I shouldn't regret those things, I miss her
If you want the pain to go away,
Better suck up your pride and admit you lost her
Let her go, move on, let her go, move on, let her go

Time to wake up,
Where's your daughter?
Hurt's to break up,
She was stronger
All my friends say,
Please don't love her
What did I gain?
Now I miss her so

Move on, let her go, move on, let her go,
Move on, let her go, move on, let her go

MOTHER'S DAY

Fuckin' and suckin' and touchin'
Fuckin' and suckin' and touchin'
Fuckin' and suckin' and touchin'

Fuckin' and suckin' and touchin'
Fuckin' and suckin' and touchin'
Fuckin' and suckin' and touchin'

It's mother's day
It's mother's day
It's mother's day
It's mother's day

I'll be fuckin' and suckin' and touchin'
Fuckin' and suckin' and touchin'
Fuckin' and suckin' and touchin'

Fuckin' and suckin' and touchin'
Fuckin' and suckin' and touchin'
Fuckin' and suckin' and touchin'

It's mother's day
It's mother's day
It's mother's day
It's mother's day

WHAT WENT WRONG

I'm sick of always hearing
All those sad songs on the radio
All day it is there to remind
An over sensitive guy that he's lost and alone, yeah

I hate our favourite restaurant
Our favourite movie, our favourite show
We would stay up all through the night
We would laugh and get high, and never answer the phone

I can't forgive, can't forget
Can't give in, what went wrong?
Cause you said this was right
You fucked up my life

I'm sick of always hearing
Sappy love songs on the radio
This place, it's fucking cursed and it's plagued
And I can never escape when my heart it explodes

I can't forgive, can't forget
Can't give in, what went wrong?
Cause you said this was right
You fucked up my life

I'm kicking out fiercely at the word around me
What went wrong?
I'm kicking out fiercely at the word around me
What went wrong?
I'm kicking out fiercely at the word around me
What went wrong?
I'm kicking out fiercely at the word around me
What went wrong?
I'm kicking

FUCK A DOG

I wanna fuck a dog in the ass
He wants to fuck a dog in the ass
I wanna fuck a dog
That's right kids

I tried to fuck your mom in the ass
Tried to fuck your dad in the ass
Could only find the dog
And his ass

We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
We wanna fuck a dog

I tried to fuck a fuckin' pirate in the ass
Ar, me and me first mate, a scurvy cur
Tried to fuck a fuckin' pirate
But I found the dog
Ah, that was no pirate man
That was thy own sister!
He's a Mexican pirate

We wanna fuck a dog in the ass
We wanna fuck a dog in the ass

Wanna fuck a fuckin' dog

Fuck you

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