Biography of Pluto Gang





Pluto Gang started as a side project a few years ago. We recorded a tape, did some stuff, then everyone in the band except I exploded, much like the drummer in the Spinal Tap movie. It was sad, but it was then I saw there was a reason I was spared. I was to preach the gospel of the Pluto Gang to the world. I searched the lands far and wide to find the perfect replacements for those combusted. After exploring the darkest corners of CT in search of the chosen few, I found who I was looking for. I came across a band of minstrels in Enfield CT and was truly impressed by the Yo Crunch smoothness of a certain player by the name of Tom. I kept him, and with him came the band...(Unfortunately shortly after writing this Tom and his band disappeared. Their lives were probably taken by the harsh climate of CT... RIP) About a week after Tom and Company disappeared I began my quest once again. I somehow found myself at a 2 Skinnee J's Show. On stage was a giant bunny rabbit. I came to find out he was a guitar and amp conniseur of the highest caliber. I popped the question and he was recruited, bringing into Pluto Gang a part of the Spicy Gribblets (him being the guitarist) and the touring sensabilities of the 2 Skinnee J's. The gang had become two members deep. We were at half capacity, looking to fill up. We ran across a young lady,smart, pretty, and a bassist. We questioned her thoroughly and thought it a safe move to recruit her. She understood what it means to be part of the Pluto Gang and was willing to give it her all. Then she broke her leg (sorta), regardless she is still in the band. The Pluto Gang is an equal opportunity employer. We dont mind having a gimp in the band, well as long as it is only temporary. All was well except we only had 3 members. We needed a person with rhythm. A person to keep the beat. We looked for the best, we searched coast to coast and found no one up to the job. When I returned to my job I was shocked to have happened upon the new member. A co worker, Distant relative of Ringo Star...Jim Star! His percussion capabilities far surpass those of the former Beatle and complete the sound of Pluto Gang. The Gruesome Foursome now prepares to inculcate the world in the greatness of the Pluto Gang. Here we are, ready to play for all willing to listen. I hope you care, and if you do, I hope you dont explode.