Ask Almighty Tallest Purple

Erm...yes...

E-mail me if you must.

I'm on a tight schedule eating snacks if you don't mind...ahh, but you can talk to me anytime. If you wanna, that is.

Ummm, I'm gonna go get a snack. Join me?

Or we can go to Red's and bother him.
Heh.

questions you've asked me-

from ellenkirk-
"This is my question for the Almighty Purple: Can I be your girlfriend? Pleeeeeeaaaase? You're so cute! *Hugs Purple and kicks Red in the shin*"
Uuuum....sure! ....I'm almighty. ::sips a soda::
OW!!

from katani-chan:
"Would you seriously injure and/or kill me if I called you Purkle?"
........nah....the security guards'd do it for me. e_e ::sips a milkshake:: ...it's Purple, by the way. ...you knew that, right? o_ O ::snicker::

from brooke:
"Dear,Purple WHY ARE YOU SO MEAN TO ZIM WHY ARE YOU MEAN FROM, BROOKE"
Because he's stupid. And dumb. And he destroyed half my planet! ....where are my nachos?

from doommuffin2:
"Dear Purple, Are you taken? You are so cute, I'd love to be your girlfriend. I'll do anything for you. I can even tell you how to get rid of Zim once and for all! Plus, I have tons of snacks! Red is nothing compared to you...*dreamy sigh*"
Well, thankyou! Thankyou very much! ::laughs in Red's face once more:: HAHAHHAAHAH! HAHAHAA! AHAHAA! ::ahem:: getting rid of Zim on your own time, eh? we should make your planet part of the Irken Alliance then. ^_^ you'd be very helpful! Y'know what? Maybe I'll issue one a' those CONTRACT thingies now. hey REEEED! there are OTHER people that hate Zim! ....we oughta have a we hate zim party. I could ramble ON AND ON about how he's SO annoying, but you know. .......GIMME SNACKS!

from britestarangie:

"Purple,
why are you the sexiest Irken to me? Do you look hot without your robe on?"

First of all, my dear, ::laughs in Red's face:: and second, yes, I probably do. Although I've never looked. You see, I've never taken my robe *off*. So this may instigate a problem for the two of us.
Red: THAT'S NOT TRUE! YOU TAKE YOUR ROBE OFF EVERY NIGHT! .....and STUFF! SO YEAH! UH HUH! TAKE THAT, BUDDY!
Ummm...you didn't see that.

Slash fans beware! Heh heh heh