You have entered the territory of the Almighty ZIM! I will rule you FILTHY Earth things sooner or later. I just have to configure a bit with my EEEEVIL, master plans.
Bwahaha.
er, ANYWAY, I URRRGE YOU TO WORSHIP AND SEND QUESTIONS TO ME! I will be happy. And my self esteem will be fed! Oh, how fed it will be! But you must first make me all-powerful, like a Zim. LIKE A ZIM, I TELL YOU! ZIIIIIIIIIM!
::cough::
Questions YOUUUUUUU have asked the Almighty ZEEM
From the one called EllenKirk:
"I want to ask a question to Zim:
"1. Gir is so cute! Can I have him? Pleeeeeaaaase?"
Take him. But remember to give me his control brain. Then I can build an all-powerful destructive defense robot to DESTROY THE HUMANS. And Dib. :D
"2. Do you like Tak? I know you do. *pokes Zim*"
GO AWAYYYYY FILTHYHUMANSFNGJGNHJN >_O NO! GET OFF ME!1!!1
"3. If you don't like Tak, Gaz, or Dib *cracks up*, can I be your girlfriend? I'm priiiiiity. *cracks up again and waits for reaction*"
GRRRGH. NOOOOOOOOO. Love is for humans like the Dib. WHO NEED IT DESPERATELY. GAHAHAHA. >:D
From the one called Dev:
"Yo Zim. Names Dev. What would you do if you took over the earth, and can you do it sooner?! I know a demonic human that would love to aide you. Also, what do you think of the possibility opf having 1/2 irkewn and 1/2 huamns? Names Dev, and I'm your demonc Human,. *bows before you*"
.....yes. another filthy beast bowing before ZIM. >:D YESSSSS. AHAH. .....half Irken, half human!? EEEEGH! That is DISGUSTING, wormbaby. >_o ::Retches::
From the one called spongebob29497:
"zim why the hell havent you updated girs artificial intelligence instead of his guidence system??"
Because.....I will GET to that!! >_>; Stupid nosy humans...
From the one called ~*Angeli*~:
"You know, all you have to do is take control of our planet's missiles, and BAM! Earth is yours.
With that said, have fun taking Earth!
God knows our planet needs a little advancement! -_^"
....yes.....MISSILES.....a new plan for ZIM....>:3
From the one called clausfimmel:
"To Zim:
Zim, will you ever come to St. Louis with me? They have ice cream treats.
Deeelishuz ice cream treats. And tell whoever wants to sue Jhonen that they
are secret henchmen of nickelodeon and deserve to... oh, nothing. Answer
away!(insert sound effect here!)"
St. Louis is full of stinky lobsters. I shall not be traveling to the stinky lobster infested country any time soon, stinkbeast. .......DO NOT TEMPT ME WITH YOUR VILE ICE CREAM TREATS!
.........who is this JHONEN?! >_O
From the one called xtifbabex405x
"y do u wear dresses when ur a guy"
....what dress? My Invader uniform is NOT A DRESS. Filthy beast.
From the one called squeegy:
"1. You know the tallest, do you know their real names zim?"
........TALLEST? What TALLEST? You're silly, little Earth being. XB
"2. I looove you."
.................yes. YES YOU DO. ::gets full of himself::
"3. Why are you so amazing?"
.............HOW DO YOU KNOW OF MY AMAZINGNESS?!?! COMPUTER!!!!!!! WE HAVE A SPY!!! @_@
"4. Are you jhonen's friend? I want to sue him. Once I was reading that comic
book and I choked on my soda."
Who is this.............jhonen? I know of no jhonen.
From the one called Katani-chan:
"Q: How many times would I have to smack you with my brand new cheese
grater to get you to kiss Dib?"
I will kiss NO-ONE for you SLIMY CHEESE GRATER!! esPEcially not the DIIIIB. >_______@
From the one called QueenAkasha54:
"UM....... ZIM YOU ARE MY FAVORITE UN HUMAN THING ... I EVER MET I AM ON YOUR SIDE I WILL RULE EARTHLINGS HAHAHAHAHAHA BYE"
.........Ruling the Earthlings is my job, stinkbeast.
From the one called GracefulZebra:
"Will i find my favorite shirt??????????????"
Hm? Yes, yes, you will, but you should be concentrating on me conquering Earth first. Then we shall settle trivial matters like your shirt. HAH!
From the one called AGVPH58:
"I think you are REAAAL sweet and ADORABLE! Why do you say you aren't? Leaders can be sweet like you.... :)"
Eeeh? EEEHHHH? The Almighty Zim is not CUTE! He is POWERFUL! And SEDUCTIVE! But not cute. Cute is for the Minimoose. ::tickles Minimoose's chin::
From the one called Lydia:
"Hello. I wanted to know what is the closest you've come to actually completeing one of your plans to take over the world? Not to be rude or anything. We all know you'll eventually take over out planet. Sum of us can't wait until that day arrives. Later."
BE PATIENT, HYOOMAN! Zim will conquer Earth soon. ...although I am glad to see that not every human is as stubborn as the DIB. Hah.
From the one called PuNkIsHgRl404:
"would it be ok if i stole grrr from ur home ???????"
TAKE HEEEEEEEEEEEEEM. PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE. >. 0
From the one called pcaffesse:
"Zim-sama....
WHAAAT?!
"How xan you be so kawaii? (cute).. Uhm, changing theme:
a) Dib loves you."
"b) Gaz loves you."
The
From the one called dewy721:
"Dear, Zim Why Do You WANT To Rule The WORLD So MUCH! Also Think You Are Cute"
because I have dreams of uhh...becoming President! yeah. :F ....Zim is not cute, wormbaby. Zim is your LEADER! And leaders are not...ihh, 'cute'.
From the one called Angie:
"Will you two break the Vasquez-y spell and fall in love?! I'm sick of you two hating each other!"
GAAAAAAACK! SPIT! POO! YECK! ICK! GAAAAR! ....TOUGH, wormbaby. Only a CRUEL, COLD-HEARTED, INSOLENT, ARROGANT.....TTTTHING could love Gaz. .....hey, maybe I'll give it a shot. >_>
From the one called Great Sibuxiang:
"What do you think of ZADR? ^_^"
Huh?! Ahh?! Eh?! Zim knows nothing of this "ZADR". If you are implying of a "Zim and DIB Romance?", however, I shall have to say...::COUGHS HIDEOUSLY INTO A BUCKET AND THROWS IT AWAY:: THE DIB-WORM AND I SHALL NEVER BE TOGETHER! NEVAAAA! >_O
::sneaks over to fanfiction.net when you're not looking and reads all the ZADR fanfiction with Irken popcorn:: ;;;;;;;;::sweatdropping::
From the one called thighmaster:
"d'arrrr. gobblesnutchfunk. oogie woogie boogie? fushfush mijak hoohah burp. waggabobba boobie. boooobbbiiieeee!!!!!!"
.....I shall have to assume this is some kind of EEEEVIL translation sent to me from Blorch. I will pick up the transmission later. ... WHAT?! WHAT?! THE ALMIGHTY ZEEEM IS NOT A BOOBIE! oooohhhh....by the Almighty Tallest....you will paaayyy for calling Zim this eeeeeeeevil name....
"How BEEEEEG are your THIIIIIIIGHHS?"
WHAT IS THIS OBSESSION WITH ZIM'S THIGHS?! Do you want to.....as the DIB-stink says....GET INTO MY PANTS?! ZIM does not want human BEASTS in his PANTS!!!!
From the one called Jeff:
"Oh Master Zim,
Why are you so powerful and great?
Your servant,
Jeff
P.S. I have weakened the Earth's defenses. There is nothing standing in your way now."
yes....Yes....YEEEESSS! HAHAHAAHAA::cough::HAHAAHAAAAA!!! I AM POWERFUL AND GREAT BECAUSE I AM AMAAAAAAAAZING! LIKE A ZIM! nyahahahaheheheh...but alas....there is one thing still standing in my way....that horrible DIB-beast. .....Why is a HYOOman trying to help me...?
From the one called 'Spazmonkey':
"What do you think of ZAGR? Gaz loves you, she told me so...well...not her....but...my pet monkey's best friend's cousin's uncle's half- sister's aunt's mother's boyfriend's grandmother's worst enemy's niece's pet cat's room mate told me. How do you like them piggies?!?! BOOYA!!"
o_o what? YES, YEs, yesyesyesyes, of COURSE the Gaz human loves MEEE, EVERYONE LOVES ME! er. they're supposed to. ¬¬; why does the cat have a room mate? Is the cat a convict? Tallest, these humans are strange >_0 ......zagr. I've heard that term too MUCH! o_0 ::blushy::