I can never get enough...

My Favorite Lance Quotes:

• What can I say, I'm a love machine, well, yeah, no maybe I'm not
• I was skydiving once and I hit a bird
• ...in a desperate plea for PURE ANIMAL SEX,...Now that I have your attention
• I don't belong, I'm the oddball, I feel like a ball of lint.
• This is why I'm not a rapper.
• Yeah, we get the undergarments onstage, yep, sometimes it gets a little out of hand
• I think she has butt implants. (about Britney)
• I don't remember, it seems I have a bad memory
• I'm not singing the song
• My cell phone was stolen, that's not fair
• The fans don't love me, I get no love.
• Ha! I don't think I'm cute. My parents did a good job I guess.
• Shake your butt
• > This is my first time doing anything with snow. I'm from Mississippi, so we don't get a lot of snow down there.
• I'm homeless right now so I don't have a place to put my jet-ski.
• We are that sick and desperate. We have no friends.
• I'm not wearing one of those Joey fashion choices.
• I can't bear looking in the mirror-I guess that's why my hair looks like this.
• I'm old fashioned because I'm from Mississippi

A few of Poofu's Favorite things

• Color->Candy Apple Red & Vivid Blue
• Breakfast->French Toast with Powdered Sugar
• SodaPop-> Dr. Pepper
• Singer-> The GREAT Garth Brooks
• Word->"Whatchamacallit"
• Holiday->Christmas (wow, that's different)
• Actress-> Jennifer Aniston or Meg Ryan
• Actor-> Tom Hanks (I like Lance)
• Sport-> Horseback Riding (not Basketball)
• Clothes-> We hear ARMY ;)
• Collections-> BEANIE BABIES
• Rumored Fave *Nsync songs-> Makes Me Ill &
• God Must Have Spent A Little More Time On You,

Note: Lance does not like mushrooms or people who prejudge you.