Danny Masterson!

A.K.A. the hot, cool, suave, sarcastic, HYDE from that 70's Show! Cutest side burns, Muscles, and the way he rips on people is just grand!

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Groovy Quotes From Hyde


"Disco is from hell, ok. And not the cool part of hell with all the murderers, but the lame ass part where the really bad accountants live."

"A man being eaten by a giant clam. Now I'm not Sigmund Frued but-"

"She's not a goddess. She's more the earth mother whore type, which works for me."




"You're dark, you're obnoxious, you're dangerously paranoid. Until tonight I didn't even know a girl like you existed."

"Mother of God, I think I love you."

"You know Forman, I'm a romantic, so I say you choke him 'til his eyes pop out!"




"Kelso man, I got a thousand insults, and no pizza is gonna make...(Kelso waves a slice in front of him)
Is that sausage? You brilliant bastard. (Grabs the slice)"

"I'm excited to say that I was born with the 'fro. Born with the 'fro, die with the 'fro... until it falls out, at least."




"The magic ‘fro, baby."

"I actually live in the ghetto. It's a lot of fun."

"Dating is prostitution, man, only you don't always get what you pay for."

"The three true branches of the government are military, corporate and Hollywood."






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