Be
Careful What You Wish For
Chapter 5
Several girls sat
waiting on the roof of the Son's residence.
"I wonder what
Goten-kun will be wearing today?" said one girl, dreamily.
"Oh! I hope
he's wearing really tight pants!" squealed one. All the girls burst out in
a fit of giggles.
"Well, we'll
be ready if he does," said one lifting her camera around her neck up to
her eye.
"I've already
gotten some pretty hot pictures of him," said one girl. "But, you can
never have too many of these," she said pulling out several pictures that
had been hiding down her shirt.
"Oh! Let me
see!" shouted one girl and everyone gathered around the girl.
"Oh, that’s a
good shot!" said one girl looking at a Goten pic with him staring off in
one direction with his book bag casually thrown over one shoulder.
"That's
nothing, look at his one!" said a girl holding up a pic of Goten making a
basket in a game of basketball.
One girl laughed
and pulled out her own pictures. "Oh yah! Well feast your eyes on
these!" she said spreading the pictures out for everyone to see.
"Uwwww!
Ahhhhhh!"
"Oh wow! How
did you get a picture of him in just his boxers?!"
"That's
nothing, look at this one," said the girl with a devilish smile. The girl
took the picture and blushed from head to toe.
"I've got to
have this picture! Please, I'll trade you for it!"
The girls all
brought out their pictures and began dealing with each other.
"Oh, this is
such a hot picture!" squealed one girl holding up one of the photos.
Suddenly it disappeared from her grip as a black blur streaked by.
"What the—"
said the girl looking at her now empty hand. Similar gasps of shock followed as
a black wind swept by.
"My
pictures!" shouted one girl.
They all turned to
see a tall man completely covered in black. He wore knee high black boots,
tight black pants, and a black short sleeve muscle shirt. On his arms he wore
black gloves and black armbands that went from his wrists to his elbows. A
black sash wrapped around his waist draped down over one hip and a black scarf
was wrapped around his neck hiding his nose and mouth, the ends draping over
his front and down his back. He wore a black hood with a melt plate on the
forehead, keeping his eyes from view. He stood on the roof away from them. In
his hand he held all the Goten pictures.
"What is
that?! A ninja!" shouted one girl.
"Give those
back!" shouted another girl.
Without a word the
man close his hand over all the pictures and they burst into bluish flames.
"Ahhhhhhh!"
all the girls screamed as they watch their treasured possessions go up in
smoke.
The man opened his
hand and the ashes created by the photos drifted out of his hand from a gentle
breeze that blow by. "You and your friends will no longer come here and
stalk the student Son Goten," said the man in black. "If you do it
will not be merely photos that will get burned next time."
"Who are
you?" demanded one girl.
"You may call
me ‘The Flying Shadow!’" said the man in black doing a Power Ranger pose.
The girls sweat dropped.
The man in black
coughed then disappeared in a blur.
"Who was that
masked man?" said one of girls.
The masked man
reappeared on the roof and picked up a book bag that had been lying there.
"Oops, almost forgot my homework," said the man. He waved good bye to
the girls than took off again in the same blurred fashion.
The girls all sweat
dropped again.
* * * * * * * * * *
*
Bulma groaned and
rubbed her cheek on the chest she pillow it on, deeply inhaling that musky
scent that was Vegeta. She could feel the saiya-jin's arms around her in a
protective embrace and hear his heart beat in that soft chest. Wait a minute?
Thought Bulma rubbing her check once again against her mate's chest. This
doesn't feel right it should be harder and flat! Said Bulma's mind.
Bulma opened one
eye to see the tan curve of one very nicely shaped breast. Needless to say she
froze. Oh kami! I'm in bed with another woman thought Bulma! She could also
feel one of that dark skinned creature's hands rest on the small of her back.
Bulma screamed and sat bolt right up in bed.
Vegeta sprang up
into a fighting stand on top of the bed, she turning left and right looking for
an attacker. Seeing none, she glared down at Bulma whom had a disoriented and
confused look on his face. "What the hell is wrong with you?!"
demanded Vegeta crossing her arms.
"Oh, now I
remember," said Bulma running a hand down his flat chest. "These
wishes."
"What are you
mumbling about?!" shouted Vegeta in a very cranky voice.
"Shesh, sorry.
I just forgot about the wishes when I woke up that's all. Don't get your
panties in a wad," said Bulma yawning and stretching.
"That's not
funny, you bastard!" Vegeta growled down at his mate.
"Don't yell at
me, how would you like to wake up between a pair of giant breasts thinking you
were a girl?! It freaked me out!"
"I don't think
like a girl!" screamed Vegeta. "I'm a man, you hear me! A man!"
shouted the princess pointing at her chest.
"It's really
hard to believe you when you look like that," said Bulma rubbing a hand
through his hair.
Vegeta growled at
him with a murderous look in her black eyes.
Boy, is she cranky
today thought Bulma. Did she wake up on the wrong side of the bed or something.
"This is all
your fault, you know that!" said Vegeta falling down to her knees to grab
Bulma by and the hair yanking hard at it.
"Stop
that!" shouted Bulma pulling Vegeta's hands away from her navy black
tassels. "What do you mean this is my fault!? You made a stupid wish
too!"
"Ha! You like
the way you are now! I hate this damn body! If only you hadn't made that stupid
wish! Why didn't you make a different wish?! If it had just been my powers
taken away I might have been able to handle this, but a damn weak, pathetic
woman's body!" shouted the enraged princess.
"I do not
enjoy being like this!" Bulma shouted back at his rope's end. "And,
women are not weak and pathetic!"
"Yes they are!
I can't do a fraction of the things I could in my old body! This one's soft,
thin, weak, and pathetic!"
"So what, you
can go back to being a man in a few days! Have some damn patience!"
shouted back Bulma. Boy was he mad, four days of frustration, fighting with
Vegeta every second they were together. Come to think of it, they always
fought, even when they were normal, but for some reason both were pissed and
stressed out more then usual. Something’s different something’s missing.
"Patient! I've
been patient long enough! Just stay the hell away from me!" shouted Vegeta
getting up and storming off to the bathroom.
"Kami!"
shouted Bulma flapping back down to bed. "She's such a pain the groin....
I mean ass!" said Bulma sitting back up in shock. "Where the hell did
that come from?!" steamed Bulma. He got up and walked over to the bathroom
door and began pounding on it.
"Hurry it up
in there! You're not the only one that needs to use the bathroom. I still need
to get ready for work!" shouted the irritated Bulma.
* * * * * * * * * *
*
Chi-Chi stood over
the stove flipping pancakes. "Will you be late again coming home?"
she asked not taking her eyes away from the frying food.
"I don't think
so," said Goku turning the page of his newspaper. "I'm just going to
work today, so I should be home by 5:00."
"Good, I
haven’t seen much of you lately." She laughed low to herself. "And I
thought you were never around when you was just a bumpkin. Boy was I wrong,
I've seen less of you lately then I did when you died for seven years,"
she said flipping the cakes.
"But, aren't
you happy like this?" asked Goku lowering his paper to look at her.
"Well
actually—" started Chi-Chi, but was interrupted by the phone ringing. She
walked over to it and picked it up. "Hello, Son's residence, Chi-Chi
speaking," she said in a polite voice.
She listened for
several seconds, then lowered the phone, putting her hand over the mouthpiece.
"It's for you."
"Me?"
said Goku folding the paper and getting up from his chair. "Who would call
me this early in the morning?" Goku walked over to the phone and took it
from his wife. Chi-Chi went back to flipping pancakes, listening to Goku's side
of the conversation.
"No. No. Uh
huh. No. No, thank you. No, I'm sure. Uh huh. Yes. Uh huh, uh huh."
Several minutes
passed with Goku saying no more then three words per sentence tops.
"I've really
got to go or I'll be late for work," said Goku. "Thank you,
bye."
"Who was
that?" asked Chi-Chi over her shoulder, pouring more batter.
"Oh, just
another high tech company. Apparently they heard about me and—"
The phone rang
again. Goku frowned and picked it up. "Hello?"
Another
conversation with the saiya-jin uttering no more then three words long
sentences. Goku signed heavily as he set the phone down.
"Another
company?" asked Chi-Chi.
"Yes,"
sighed Goku. "Chi-Chi?"
"Yes?"
said Chi-Chi, walking over to him with a giant stack of pancakes.
"Do you like
me like this?" he asked picking up his knife and fork.
"What do you
mean?" asked Chi-Chi putting some pancakes on a plate for her self.
"I mean—"
Goku was cut off
again as the phone range again.
"My,"
said Chi-Chi. "The phone sure is busy today."
Goku picked it up
and talked, trying his best to end the conversation quick so he could get back
to eating and talking to his wife. Unfortunately for the saiya-jin everytime he
put the phone down, two seconds later it would ring again.
"There's no
end to it!" said Chi-Chi staring at the phone as it rang again. Goku
reached over to pick it up again, but was stopped by Chi-Chi grabbing his hand.
"Why don't you ignore it and finish getting ready for work?" she said
with a small smile.
"But the
phone?" said Goku looking at the still ringing phone.
"It's okay,
you don't want to be late do you?"
"Oh, you're
right!" said Goku looking at the clock. He began wolfing down pancakes at
an alarming rate. Chi-Chi signed and tried to ignore the damn phone that
wouldn’t stop ringing.
* * * * * * * * * *
*
Gohan stood in
front of the mirror trying to get his tie on straight. "Way are these
things so hard to put on?!" he grumbled still fumbling with the tie.
"That's
because your neck is too thick," said Videl in an amused voice. She walked
over to Gohan and began straightening it for him.
"What do you
mean? I thought you liked my build?" he glanced down at himself. "I
mean before I turned into a spaceman."
Videl giggled.
"Sure I liked your body, Gohan. It's just, have you ever seen a normal man
with as many muscles as you? Really it's kind of weird, special since you're
such a nerd," she teased.
"Hey!"
protested Gohan. "I'm not a nerd!"
"Oh, and I
suppose reading thousand page books about mathematics, chemistry, and
bio-mechanics is not nerdy?" she said raising an eyebrow at him.
"Hn, just
because I read a lot doesn't mean I'm a nerd," said Gohan, crossing his
arms after his wife had finished tying his tie for him.
"Oh, well then
what about all those billions of pages stacked on your desk? And, all those
files on our computer? And—"
"That's just
work!" protested Gohan.
Videl smirked at
him. "And, those glasses."
Gohan's eyes went
cross-eyed as he tried to look at his glasses. "What's wrong with my
glasses?"
Videl giggled,
planting a kiss on his green check and turned to leave.
"Hey! What's
wrong with them?!" shouted Gohan after his retreating wife.
Videl only laughed
harder and exited the room, leaving the bewildered Gohan by himself. He turned
around to look at his glasses in the mirror.
"My mom picked
these out for me," said Gohan adjusting them.
* * * * * * * * * *
*
All three Trunks
groaned as they looked at the tabloid which the Trunks in the middle held.
Printed in giant letters was written, ‘Capsule Corps clones Vice President!’.
Under the title was a picture of all three Trunks in the men's bathroom at the
party two days ago.
"How did they
get that picture?" asked one Trunks.
"I haven’t a
clue. We're going to have to increase security again."
"Those
parasites! Why are they always attacking our family?" said the last
Trunks.
"Well, you
have to admit some of it is true," said one Trunks.
"Yah, like the
article about dad being an alien."
"True, but he
wasn't sent here to seduce mom into creating an army of mutant soldiers like
that article said," said one Trunks.
"Please don't
talk about those articles," groaned one Trunks. "I don't want to
think about all those sick lies they said about us and our family."
"Like dad's
the missing link, mom's really a killer android, Bra has ESP powers, and that
we're gu—"
"Yes! Like
those lies!" shouted Trunks cutting off his other self in mid speech.
One Trunks crumpled
up the tabloid and threw it in the trash. "Well, enough with the news.
What did you want to talk about, Trunks?" asked another Trunks.
"Oh yah! I
almost forgot! I've got this great idea that'll fix Goten's and Marron’s
problems."
"What?"
asked both Trunks in excitement.
"We set them
up together! It's be perfect, Goten could get all those girls off his back and
Marron will stop trying to save us from Pan."
"Oh! That's a
great idea! They're perfect for each other," beamed another Trunks.
"Yup, and once
those two are taken care of we can go back to the real task at hand," said
the other Trunks.
They all smiled
wide. "Which would be making Pan happy," they all shouted.
"All right, by
the time we're done with those two, they'll be planning their honeymoon,"
said one Trunks.
"Why didn't we
think about setting them up together before?" asked one Trunks.
"Who were we
to set other people up when we didn't even have a girlfriend then," said another
Trunks.
"Does that
make Pan our girlfriend?" asked one Trunks.
They all suddenly
grew incredible silent.
"Umm... I'm
not sure. I mean, we are dating right?"
"Yah, but we
never said we were a couple did we?"
"Well, she did
kiss me last night. Doesn't that mean we're a couple?"
Suddenly the other
two Trunks were glaring at the one that had just spoken.
"You kissed
her?" said one of the ones glaring at him.
"Um... well I
didn't kiss her... she kissed me," said that Trunks backing away from the
murderous looks this other two selves were giving him.
"Why didn't
you tell us about that last night?!" yelled the one of the other Trunks.
"Well.... I
didn't really want to.... It was kind of a bad night... all but the kiss that
is."
"What could
have been so bad! You got to kiss her! It couldn't have been as bad as my
day!"
"Or mine! I
was stranded in nothing but a pair of boxers, in the woods, and Pan saw EVERY
thing!" said the other Trunks. He gasped and slapped a hand over his
mouth; he hadn't wanted to tell the others about his little walk in the woods
with Pan.
"What?! You
too?!" said the other Trunks before slapping a hand over his mouth like
the other Trunks.
The Trunks that had
been kissed grinned. "Looks like I wasn't the only one hiding the events
from the other day. Did your dreams come true?" he asked in an amused
voice.
The other two
Trunks blushed.
"I knew
it!" laughed Trunks at them.
"Hey! If our
dreams came true then so did yours," said one Trunks turning to the
laughing one. That Trunks stopped laughing suddenly.
"Yah! Wasn't
yours the one were you stripped in a bar for Pan?" asked the other a smirk
forming on his lips.
"Umm....."
said Trunks now beet red.
"How far did
you get?!" shouted both Trunks trying to get details out of their other
self.
"We only
kissed!" protested the other Trunks.
* * * * * * * * * *
*
Gohan opened the
principal’s office door and entered, he was always nervous around the strange
woman, even more so since their little chase down the halls.
"Mr.
Piccolo," said Ms. Queen putting down her pen and folding her hands.
"You wanted to
see me?" said Gohan sitting down in the chair across from her.
"Yes,"
she said picking up a paper. "You weren't here yesterday and I was rather
upset that you didn't call, so—Mr. Piccolo? What are you doing?"
Once Gohan had
heard he'd done something wrong he started getting up from his chair to try and
get ahead start from the crazy bondage queen. "Umm.... ha, ha, ha,"
laughed Gohan nervously sitting back down in his seat. "It's just thought that
I was... sitting on something, that's all."
"Oh, anyway,
we assigned an other sub for Mr. Son's class to teach till he recovers from
being sick. Therefore, you'll be teaching a different class for today and
tomorrow."
"Oh, okay.
What class will I be teaching?" asked Gohan.
"You'll be
filling in for Mr. Peer, the PE teacher. Here's his schedule," she said
handing him a sheet of pager.
Gohan took it and
looked it over nodding his head. "Sure, I should be able to do this,"
said Gohan getting up to head towards his new class.
"I'm sure
you'll do just fine, I know what a good runner you are," she said with a
wide grin.
Gohan coughed.
"Have a good day," he said bowing to the principal.
Queen nodded her
head and gestured for him to go. "Go before I decide to whip your cute
butt into shape," she said giving him a wink.
Needless to say
Gohan was there one second and gone the next.
* * * * * * * * * *
*
Goku slowed down
his flight and looked around for a clear spot to land where no one would see
him. He landed on an empty street close to where the Shuzy building was located
and started walking in its direction. The building had just come into view when
a groups of people came running up to him, some of them looked like reporters,
others look like businessmen and women. They closed in and surrounded him. Goku
had to fight against his saiya-jin instinct that was telling him to prepare for
an attack.
"Mr. Son! Is
it true that you're now the head of NASA's intelligence branch!?
"Mr. Son, do
you or have you ever worked for Capsule Corps?! If so, is it true that you are
the one the cloned the Vice President, Trunks?!
Mr. Son, is it true
that you're having an affair with a black haired woman you were seen with at
the Capsule Corps party, going my the name of Veggi!?!
"Mr.
Son—!"
"Mr.
Son—!"
The group continued
to shout out questions at the poor saiya-jin who was just trying to get to
work. He soon began pushing his way through the crowd and once free took off at
a run for the building. The groups ran after him taking pictures and shouting
questions.
"Ahhhhh! Leave
me alone! I'm just here to work!" shouted Goku running into the building
and to his office. He slammed the door shut behind him and glanced around.
"Need place to hide," he panted.
* * * * * * * * * *
*
"Good morning,
Mr. Briefs," said Bulma's secretary smiling widely at the grumpy
saiya-jin.
"What's so
kami damned great about it!" growled Bulma passing the girl without so
much as a hello. Bulma slammed the door to his office nearly causing it to rip
off its hinges.
"Damn Vegeta!
How dare the bitch treat me like that!" he roared plopping down into his
seat. He took a pencil out of a jar on his desktop and looked down at the
papers that were laid out for him to read and sign.
"She's so
selfish! She's not the only one that's having a hard time lately! And what have
I done to disserve this kind of treatment?! Nothing! Absolutely nothing! I
should have left her to freeze her cute butt off outside! Instead of bring her
ungrateful rear inside and warming her up! Because of her, I didn't get any
sleep last night! I'm so damn tired!" screamed Bulma. He jabbed his pencil
down at the paper to sign it, but it broke.
"Damn, cheap
piece of crap!" shouted Bulma grabbing another, which also broke. More
curse words filtered threw the walls and to Bulma's poor secretary. The
secretary gulped and got up to see if she could be of any service to her raving
boss.
"Mr.
Briefs," she called meekly knocking on the door. She heard still more
curses, some she'd ever heard before that made her blush just hearing them.
"Mr. Briefs
I'm coming in!" she called opening the door and walking inside to see
Bulma grab another pencil, break it in half, throw it across the room, and grab
for another.
"Mr. Briefs,
what are you doing?" asked the secretary in alarm.
"What does it
look like I'm doing?! I'm trying to sign these stupid forms with these cheap
pencils!" shouted Bulma at her.
"But that's a
pen," said the secretary watching as it to snapped in half as the
saiya-jin president brought it down to sign one of the sheets.
Bulma growled at
her in a way that almost made the poor girl's heart stop.
"Get me the
Vice President right now!" shouted Bulma.
The girl gulped and
ran out of the room, grabbing the phone and calling the Vice President.
"Mr. Vice President!
The President wants to see you in his office right now!" shouted the girl
into the phone once they'd been connected.
Poor Trunks had to
switch ears since the other one was know deaf. "What? Calm down, what's
the matter?" he asked.
"It's the President.
He's gone crazy," whimpered the secretary hiding behind her desk as the
jar that once held Bulma's pens and pencils went flying out of the office to
crash on the floor next to her desk.
"Help!"
shouted the secretary.
"What was
that?! Hold on I'll be right there!" said Trunk running to his mother's
office as fast as he could, fearing the worst. He ran right into Bulma's
office. "Mom! Are you all right?!" asked Trunk in concern.
"I'm just
fucking fine!" roared Bulma throwing the files he'd been trying to sign
into the air in frustration.
Trunks ‘eeped’ and
cowered. He'd never seen his mother this pissed before, it scared him to death.
Even his father's wrath seemed mellow in comparison to the feeling of dread
that was seeping into him. "Mom. What's wrong? Did the company go bankrupt
or something?"
"NO! The
company's just fine! You take over for me! I'm going home!" shouted Bulma
getting out of his chair.
"But mom, I've
got tons of work as it is!" said Trunks. He instantly regretted saying
that as Bulma glared at him with hard dark eyes.
"I don't care!
Get your other selves to help you if you have to! I can't stand another minute
here!" shouted the saiya-jin storming out of his office.
Trunks stood there
blinking in shock as the file papers drifted around him. "What's eating
him?" he asked the air.
"I knew
it!" squealed Bulma's secretary.
"Huh?"
said Trunks turning to look at her.
"They did
clone you! Oh, what a happy time we live in!" she clapped her hands and
giggled in delight.
Trunks slapped a
hand over his face and groaned. He reached into his coat pocket and pulled out
his cell phone.
* * * * * * * * * *
*
Pan heard tapping
coming from her window as she finished brushing her hair. He put down her
brush, headed to the window, and opened it. Looking down she saw Trunks
levitating mid way between the ground and her window. He bowed at her in a
graceful gesture. "My fair lady Juliet," he said dramatically lifting
his head to look at her through his purple tassels. "You outshine every
the sun's life giving rays this morning."
Pan giggled.
"So now it's Juliet? What ever happened to Tiger Lily," she asked in
an amused voice.
"Ahh,"
said Trunks levitating up some more to rest his folded arms on her windowsill
and his chin on his forearms to look admiringly at her. "But, a rose by
any other name would smell so sweet."
"Is this the
scene where you swear your undying love for me?" said Pan blushing. She
reached down to pet his soft hair.
"Yes, my lady.
I swear it by the moon," grinned Trunks leaning his head into her touch.
"Oh! Swear not
by the moon!" said Pan getting into the play-acting. "Fore it changes
constantly and can turn you into a giant hairy ape if you had a tail and looked
at it too long."
Trunks burst out
laughing and took her hand bringing it to his cheek. "Might I walk you to
school Tiger Lily?"
"I'll be right
down," said Pan. She reluctantly pulled out of his grip to finish getting
ready and headed towards the door. She opened it to see Trunks waiting
patiently there for her.
"Sorry, did I
keep you waiting long?" she asked stepping out of the house and locking
the door.
"No, not at
all Kitten," said Trunks putting an arm around her shoulder.
Pan smiled up at
him and together they walked down the step and to the street.
"Trunks," Pan said. "Why didn't you come inside?"
"Well,"
said Trunks a little uncomfortable. "I didn't want to be in your way, or
you mom's, or... Gohan's."
Pan laughed at him
and gave him a mock punch in the arm. "Don't worry, Trunks. My dad's given
up on trying to kill you."
"For
now," said Trunks looking like he didn't think it would last.
Pan laughed again
at him and hooked her arm around his. "I promise I won't let my dad kill
you, just maim or mangle you a little," she said in a teasing voice.
"Gee,
thanks," Trunks said sarcastically.
"I had fun
yesterday," said Pan leaning more into him.
Trunks smiled down
at her. "Oh? And, which part did you like the best? Me being embarrassed
or being chased around by your murderous father?"
"I kind of
liked the kissing part," she said shyly looking up at him.
Trunks grinned at
her. "You and me or Goten and Marron?"
"You know what
I mean," said Pan playfully pushing him away.
Trunks laughed.
"That sure was a surprise. Both us and Goten and Marron. What do you think
of those two?"
"I think
they're great, specially together. Marron would keep Goten out of too much
trouble, and Goten would keep Marron company. Hey! Are you suggesting what I
think you are?"
"Bingo! Let’s
fix those two up. I mean they did kiss, doesn't that mean they like each other,
and want to be a couple?" asked Trunks. He wanted to know that answer
himself.
"Well—"
Pan was cut off as
Trunks' cell phone rang.
"Hold that
thought, Tiger Lily," said Trunks reaching into his wind breaker jacket
and pulling out his phone. "Hello?" he said into it.
"Trunks! This
is your other self."
"Oh, hi
Trunks. What's up?"
"Me and the
other Trunks need you at CC right away. Mom's had a breakdown and stormed out.
We're up to our armpits in paper work."
"Oh,
great," frowned Trunks. "I'll be there in a few minutes."
"Okay,
thanks," said the other Trunks and hung up.
"What was that
about?" asked Pan.
"I'm sorry
Tiger Lily, I've got to go. There's trouble at work and the others need my
help."
"Will I see
you later?" asked Pan trying not to show her disappointment.
"I'm not sure,
but we'll try," said Trunks. He went over to her and kissed her softly on
the lips.
"Okay,"
said Pan and reluctantly watched as he levitated up into the air and took off.
"I hope I see him again today," she said before turning to head
towards school.
* * * * * * * * * *
*
Goten snuck
silently into the photo-room after breaking the knob off of the door, thus
allowing him to enter. He felt bad about breaking school property, but it was
nothing compared to his dread of those pictures getting out into the open. He
snorted to himself—not that there wasn't already a few in circulation. He
adjusted the scarf that covers his face and headed to the darkroom. He was
careful not to let any light in so that other students' photos won't be ruined
by mistake. He turned on the red light which cast about an eerily glow and
froze turning around in shock. Hung all over on clothes lines were tons of
pictures, pictures of him!
"Oh kami-sama!
How did they get this many?" he asked out loud, pulling one now dry
picture off to look at it. If it hadn't been for the red light it'd have been
hard to miss the lovely shade of crimson that crossed Goten's face before he
tore the picture up into thousand's of pieces and stomped them into the floor.
"How on earth did they get a picture of me like ‘THAT’ at ‘THAT’
angle?!" he shouted in the dark. He looked around to see more evil
pictures equally embarrassing and revealing. "All right," said Goten
spitting into his hands and charging up his ki. "Not one of you puppies is
ever going to see daylight," he said before beginning the task of
destroying the numerous pictures.
Two girl walked
towards their class chatting away happily.
"Oh, I hope
they're all ready by now! I can't wait to show off my pics!" said one
hugging her book bag in excitement.
"Me too!"
shouted the other girl. "Lucky! Look, the photo-room is already open.
Let’s go look at the new pics!"
The two girls ran
over to the door and stopped as they noticed that the doorknob had been broken
off.
"What happened
to the door?" asked on girl poking at the knob on the ground.
"Maybe it
rusted off?" said the other girl poking her head inside the class. "I
don't see any one inside."
"Really?"
said the other girl, looking in too. "Do you really think the knob rusted
off?"
"It doesn't
look that old," said the first girl. Both entered the class, put down
their stuff, and began looking around to see if any thing was misplaced.
"Well, it
couldn't have been a robber, all the expensive cameras and stuff is still
here." Just then the two heard something coming from the darkroom.
"What's
that?" asked one of the girls, hiding behind her friend.
"I don't know!
Let’s go check it out," said her friend grabbing her arm.
"No, what if
it's a robber? Or a ghost?" said the girl, trying to pull away from her
friend.
"A ghost? Give
me a break! Don't tell me you believe that stuff," said her friend
continuing to walk towards the darkroom while pulling her friend along.
"No, I'm
scared," whimpered her friend.
"Baby,"
said the girl turning the knob.
Goten froze as he
heard muffled voices outside. Oh no he thought looking around for a hiding
place. He stopped. The pictures I can't leave any of them! He frantically began
pulling pictures off of their lines. He'd gotten the last one just as the
doorknob started to turn. Quickly, he dashed into a corner and hoped they won't
see him as he flipped off the light switch.
The girl finished
turning the knob and dragged her still protesting friend into the room.
"You see, there
are no ghosts! You're just afraid of the dark," teased her friend.
"Shut the door, we don't want to let any light in here."
"It's so
dark!" cried her friend.
The other girl felt
along the walls looking for the light switch. "For the last time, there
are no such things are ghosts!" said the girl finding the light switch,
flipping it on, and turning towards her friend. She was greatly puzzled by the
terrified look on her friend’s face. "Hey, what's wrong?"
The girl raised a
shaky finger and pointed behind the other girl. She turned around to see a dark
figure right behind her.
"Ahhhhhhhhhh!"
screamed the girl jumping back and clutching her friend in fear.
Goten cursed and
charged ki in his hands destroying the pictures all at once. To the girls it
looked like the figure was glowing an eerily purple.
"G-Ghost!"
shouted both girls running for the door.
Goten blinked in
surprise as the girls ran away screaming. "Ghost?" said Goten looking
around. A piece of flaming photo landed in one of the chemical bathes used to
develop pictures. The chemical roared to life right next to Goten.
"Ahhhhhhhhhhh!"
shouted Goten running out of the room. "Ghosts!" He ran down the
halls no more then a black blur to all that saw him. Combined with the two
girls screaming ghost and Goten’s blurred black form, soon the whole building
was in a panic screaming about the school being haunted.
* * * * * * * * * *
*
Goku's boss entered
his employee's office looking around for the said worker. "Mr. Son?"
he said turning a circle, he'd thought he'd saw the man running into his office
at high speeds, but he hadn't had the change to confirm it as a large crowd of
people had poured into the building soon after Goku had. He'd learned that they
were all looking for his newest employee and were asking the oddest questions.
"I guess he's
not in here," said the man turned to go, but stopped as he heard someone
make a hissing noise. Confused he looked around, walking behind the desk his eyes
wide as he found Goku hiding in the leg space of his desk doing the reports
that he'd left for him.
"Mr. Son?!
What on earth are you doing under there?!" asked the man in shock. Goku
gestured wildly for him to be quiet, but it was too late. The damage had
already been done as people began pouring into the small room drawn by the call
of Goku's last name.
"Mr.
Son—"
"Mr.
Son—"
They called and
yelled trying to be heard above each other. With an ‘eep’ Goku leaped out from
under his desk, but the loud group of people closed off his escape route.
Goku looked around
in panic for an escape. His eyes landed on the window. Quickly, he made a dash
for it and opened it.
"Oh my Kami!
He's suicidal!" shouted one businessman.
Goku climbed out
the window and inched away from the grabbing hands that tried to pull him back
inside.
"Stay
back!" shouted Goku, kicking at the hands with his foot.
"He's going to
jump!" cried one girl.
"Someone call
the police!"
"Call an
ambulance!"
"No, the fire
department!"
"Get a
therapist!"
"Son, you
don't have to do this! There's a better way!" said Goku's boss, who was
sucked back inside as the crowd tried to get to the window.
"Mr. Son, tell
us about you childhood. Were you ever abused as a young boy?" asked one of
the men.
"What?"
said Goku, totally confused.
"What about
your wife? Does she not satisfy you any more?! Or did she find out about your
affair with that woman Veggi and kick you out of the house? Is that way you
want to take your life?!"
"What are you
guys talking about, Vegeta's really a man!"
"You mean
you’re a guy and dating a cross dresser?!" shouted one man.
Goku groaned and
looked up at the sky, how did this happen? Here he was standing on the edge of
a building with a groups of crazy people trying to learn about his childhood,
and if Vegeta was his gay lover! He shutter at the thought of how Vegeta would
react to that last part, probably send every last one of those men and women to
another dimension, human or not. He watched in amazement as camera crews began
setting up in front of the building, police showed up and tried to clear them
out so that the fire truck could get up front. "Boy, they sure are
fast," said Goku leaning farther over to peer down at them.
"Ahhh! He's
going to jump!" shouted one of the reporters that were inside Goku's
office. The panicked reporter pushed his way to the window causing it to slide
farther open, bumping into Goku who almost lost his balance, saving himself by
flailing his arms around.
"Oh, Chi-Chi's
going to have a fit when she hears about this," said Goku.
* * * * * * * * * *
*
Gohan had changed
his clothes from his white button-down shirt, black vest, and tan pants to a
pair of sweats, a blue and white wind breaker jacket, and a black baseball cap
with the words Orange Star written on it. Around his neck was a silver whistle
on a red cord. He smiled to himself, he'd always wanted to play sports, but had
never the opportunity to do so with this constant studies. As a boy his mother
hadn't even let him join the grade school baseball team because she was afraid
it would interfere with his schoolwork. He played with the silver whistle
around his neck, waiting for the time to come to call roll, and watched as the
students filled into the gym chatting away with each other.
Memories drifted back
to him of when he'd first met Videl at college. He remember when he'd entered
his class and saw her there, sitting on top of the desk in a loose shirt and
black shorts. He'd been nervous around her and for good reasons, she'd seen him
fight those bank robbers earlier in the morning. He remember becoming the great
Saiya-man, Videl figuring out it was him, her demanding him to teach her to
fly, Videl cutting her hair short, his father coming back after being died for
seven years, Buu attacking, falling madly in love with Videl. So many memories,
now he was a father of a very beautiful girl…no, now a woman, happy married to
his sweetheart, and teaching in the very same school he'd meet her at.
Life was almost
perfect, well, it'd be a lot better when he turned back into a human and was
able to digest solid foods again.
Gohan checked his
watch and saw that it was time to call the class to line up. He grabbed his
whistle, put it up to his lips and blew. Gohan damn near blacked out at the
high pitched sound that seemed to bounce around in his head. He slumped against
the wall, dropping the whistle back down to his chest to grab his aching ears.
(Namek’s have super sensitive hearing, in one movie Gohan was whistling and it
caused Piccolo lots of pain, it also helped them defeat an evil namek.) He
shook his head to clear the black spots that danced in front of his vision.
Kami-sama, what just happened? Wondered Gohan looking down at the whistle. I'd
better not do that again.
He pushed himself
off of the wall and ignored the strange looks that his students were giving
him, either from his sudden weakness or from his appearance he wasn't sure.
He took roll, then
lead the class out to the baseball field for a little softball. He leaned back against
the chain link fence and relaxed watching the students play. Several girls
where in the dugout cheering madly for different people and groups of tall
strong looking boys where huddled together talking low to themselves. Now what
were they up to?
"I say we
knock the sub out and ditch class," said one student cracking his knuckles
eagerly.
"He looks like
a real nerd with those glasses, I'll bet it'd be easy to do," said another
student.
"We'll get
suspended for that crap," said another boy.
"What are you,
chicken?" said another boy.
"No, it's that
there are better ways of doing things without getting caught," said the
boy grinning evil-like. The boys gathered around him as he told them his plan.
They all agreed that it was a good one that was sure to work.
"What are you
guys doing over there?!" called Gohan. "One of you is up right
now!"
The boys grinned
and one of them stepped foreword to bat. He was a giant of a man, with muscle
on muscle. Gohan figured he probably lifted weights. No real fighter with any
skill was that covered with muscles. Even the saiya-jins had more compact
frames than this student did. The student grabbed a bat and got ready for the
pitch.
Gohan was watching
him, when another student came up to him with a note. "Mr. Piccolo I'm not
feeling so well, could you excuse me from PE?" Gohan took the note to read
it. Out of the corner of his eyes he saw movement and instinctively put up his
hand, neatly catching the softball that had been aimed right for his head.
"No way!"
said the student that had handed him the note.
"That's
impossible!" shouted the giant at home base. "There's no way you
could have seen that coming!"
"Did you do
that on propose?" asked Gohan narrowing his eyes.
"And what if I
did? What are you going to do about it?" laughed the thug. The girls in
the dug out shrieked in fear, several of the giants' buddies got up and joined
him, and the rest of the students looked around nervously.
"Is there
something you want to say to me?" asked Gohan in a calm voice.
"Yah, its
lights out time," said the student raising his baseball bat and swinging
at Gohan. The Namek sei-jin easily ducked, then twisted his head out of the way
as a softball was once again aimed at him. Soon all the thugs were attacking
him with baseballs, bats, and fists; none landed a single hit.
"I'm going to
subtract five points for every strike you take at me," warned Gohan. He
kicked out with his leg and swept one student's feet out from underneath him.
"Minus 15 points," he said writing it down on his board under the
swept student's name. Gohan then side stepped and whacked one student on the
back of his head with the board. "Minus 20 points," he said calmly as
the student hit the chain-link fence and slumped to the ground rubbing his
head. Gohan then caught one of the students' fists as it was aimed for his
side. He twisted, making the student flip over and land on his back.
"Minus 30 points," said Gohan licking his pencil and writing it down.
The giant student that had started all the fuss was now the only one left and
he rained down strike after strike at Gohan with the bat. Gohan easily
sidestepped each strike till he was backed up to the fence.
"Now you're
going to get it!" roared the student and charged in with the bat raised.
Gohan simply
stepped to the side and the student barreled into the chain link fence,
slamming hard into it. "Minus 45 points," said Gohan writing it down.
The whole class was
silent a few moments, till the girls in the dug out all started cheer.
"Go Mr.
Piccolo! Go Green Go!" (*Grin* I got the Go Green cheer from a piccolo fan
in my GB, hope they don't mind).
Gohan laughed,
rather embarrassed at their praise. "Time to go in!" Still
embarrassed, he didn't think twice about raising the whistle up to his lips and
blowing.
The students all gathered
around their now unconscious teacher.
"Is he
dead?" asked one student.
* * * * * * * * * *
*
Bulma reached the
front door to his house and opened it. He'd calmed down some, but was still
plenty mad at his mate. He took his shoes off and walked inside undoing his tie
and collar. He needed something to calm his nerves. Bulma realized that he
wasn't really mad at the ex-saiya-jin, there was something just wrong with him.
"I actually want be around the bitch, but all we do it fight like cats and
dogs when we're together," muttered Bulma under his breath. Bulma glanced
around, wondering where the little hellcat was, then frowned realizing he
didn't have the faintest clue. It was easy to find Vegeta when she was a he:
the kitchen or the gravity room. Bulma swore saiya-jins were territorial
creatures and those areas belonged to the saiya-jin prince. But, now that
Vegeta couldn't train in the gravity room and certainly couldn't eat the same
amount she had as a he, Bulma didn't have the slightest idea what Vegeta would
do in her free time.
Bulma began hunting
around for his mate. For some reason he rather enjoyed the idea of that. He
stuck his nose in the air and sniffed, hmmm, ash and sweat. "That
way," said Bulma to him as he headed in direction the scent was coming
from. This is interesting, I wonder if this is how Vegeta always find me around
this large place? He sniffed the air again and glanced around for his mate,
almost feeling like he was on the hunt of some elusive prey. Kinky giggled
Bulma to himself. His sensitive hearing picked up sounds coming from the living
room and Bulma smiled triumphantly. "Found you little human." Bulma
slid into the shadows, heading in the direction of the living room.
He grinned wickedly
as his prey came into view, then a confused look crossed his features. Vegeta
was sitting on the couch watching TV, but the ex-saiya-jin had the strangest
look on her face, like she was trying not to cry or something?!
*Sniff* What the
hell is wrong with me thought Vegeta as he watched the movie on TV. She sniffed
again and rubbed at one eye. Why do I feel so emotional watching this sappy
movie? She watched as the main male actor said his good byes to the main female
actress. Once the actor started walking away, the actress started calling his
name. Vegeta's lower lip quivered.
"Vegeta?"
The ex-saiya-jin
nearly had a heart attack; she quickly recovered and turned the TV off. Her
eyes slowly turning to look at her mate that had a smug grin on his face. Crap!
"Vegeta dear,
what are you doing?" asked Bulma in an interested voice.
"Nothing
*sniff*," Vegeta quickly wiped her nose.
"Are you
crying?!" said Bulma in shock.
"No, I'm
not!" said Vegeta turning away from her mate.
"Yes you are!
Oh my kami! Are you dying?" asked Bulma truly concerned. He went over to
his mate to inspect for injuries.
"NO! I’m fine
you baka!" growled Vegeta slapping at the hand that strayed too close.
Bulma was a bit
taken aback by the sudden and violent mood swing. Not that Vegeta wasn’t often
violent, but his mood was always like that. Bulma face suddenly dropped, could
she be....?
"Vegeta?"
"What?!"
growled the ex-saiya-jin.
"Does your
stomach hurt at all? Any cravings for a kind of food like chocolate or
something?"
"What the hell
does that mean?!" shouted Vegeta.
"Kami you're
such a pain!" shouted back Bulma. "Here I am trying to help you out
and all you want to do is yell at me! I don't know why I even bother!"
"Shut up you,
big jerk!" said Vegeta looking very upset. "I said I didn't want to
see you!" The woman got up and stomped away.
Bulma watched her
go, his mouth hanging open. "Big... jerk? Oh Kami! Please, please tell me
I didn't just hear Vegeta call me a big jerk, get all emotional over watching a
movie, and stomp away in a hissy fit. Maybe I'll get lucky and nothing will
happen, how many days before it happened do I start bitching? Hmm... Vegeta
always avoids me about three days before." He counted on his fingers and
sighed. "Two and a half days counting today, and the wish will be undone.
That's cutting it rather close though." Bulma groaned. "How am I
going to deal with a PMSing Vegeta?! Kami, you and your pet dragon must be
really laughing it up right now," growled Bulma sitting down on the vacant
couch.
"Is that why
I'm so high strung today?" wondered Bulma. The saiya-jin leaned back in
the couch and draped an arm over his eyes. "Some how I don't think it
is." Bulma leaned back forward and cupped her chin in her palms.
"What's bugging me? What’s so different? Let’s see we argue, then fight,
then we....." Bulma's eyes widened as he realized what was wrong with him.
"Oh my kami, it's because we haven’t made out—I mean made up. But, he's a
she and.... I'm a he.... and...." Bulma looked down at her fingers,
suddenly very uncomfortable. "I'm a saiya-jin that doesn't know my own
strength and she's a weak human that I could easily kill if I...." A blush
crept up Bulma's face.
"WHAT AM I
THINKING?!" said Bulma slapping himself across the face. "Nasty,
dirty, perverted mind! I'm really a woman no matter what I look like right now!
If I were to—if we did—she would—" Bulma stumbled over his words.
"That might be kind of... interesting."
"Ahhhhhhh!
Quit it!" Bulma yelled at himself. "Quit thinking lesbian
thoughts!"
In an attempt to
clear his mind of his currant train of thoughts Bulma switched on the TV.
"That's what I need just relax and watch some boring news," said
Bulma turning to the news channel.
His mouth dropped
open in shock at what he saw on the news.
"Here we are
at the scene where Son Goku, a believed to be super genius, is threatening to
jump to his dead from the top floor of the Shuzy building. As you can see
police and specially train individuals are trying to talk him out of taking his
life." The TV zoomed into the view Goku trying to evade the grabbing hands
of several people by waving his foot at them while hugging the corner of the
building with his arms.
"The subject
is believed to have been fired from the Capsule Corps company for illegal
cloning of Capsule Corp's Vice President, Trunks Vegeta Briefs." The TV
displayed a picture of Trunks. "It is also believe that Mr. Son's wife has
left him after discovering her husband had an affair with his gay lover none
other then the President of Capsule Corps' husband Mr. Vegeta. The two were
reported to have been seen together at a company party, were Mr. Vegeta posed
as a woman going by the name of Veggi." The TV displayed a picture of Goku
talking to a rather pissed looking female Vegeta.
Bulma stared at the
TV his mouth hanging to the floor, too shocked to even breathe. Suddenly there
was a commotion with the TV reporters.
"Oh my
Kami-sama! He's jumped!" shouted the reporter right into the camera.
* * * * * * * * * *
*
"Go
away!" shouted Goku at the people still crowded around his window.
"All I want to do is go back to work, I'm not gay, I love my wife, and I
don't know how to clone someone!" screamed Goku at the annoying people.
"If that's so,
then why are you out there on the railing?! Are you protesting something?! Is
it for gay rights?!"
"NO!"
shouted Goku. "Where did you come up with that?! The only reason I'm out
here is because you chased me out here!"
By now, Goku was
truly considering taking his own life. Of course, he didn't think falling from
a five-story build would do the trick.
"That's it, I can't
take no more!" shouted Goku. He simply jumped off the railing to
everyone's horror.
"Flying
Nimbus!"
Everyone watched in
shook as a yellow cloud caught the falling man and zoomed away with him.
"Man,"
said Goku looking behind himself. "I didn't know smart people had it so
rough, no wonder so many of them kill themselves."
"What should I
do now? I can't go to Bulma's that's for sure and home's sure to be surrounded
by more crazy people. Hmmm....." Goku put his chin in his hand in thought.
"Of course, the middle of nowhere! I'll just find a nice spot to camp out
in the wilderness and stay there till things cool down," said Goku.
"Yosha, let’s good Flying Nimbus!"
The cloud took off
leaving a trail of yellow in its wake.
* * * * * * * * * *
*
"I don't believe
it! Mr. Son was caught by what appears to be a yellow cloud! The subject is now
out of range of our cameras, I am truly at a lost to explain what has happened
here today. Let us ask some of the people gathered here their opinion on the
matter. Sir, what do you think of the situation?" asked the reporter going
up to a man in the crowd.
"The ‘Great
One’ has come at last! Wait for me, Mr. Son, take me to the promised
land!" shouted the man taking off in the direction Goku had flown in. The
report stared at the man's retreating form.
"Um, let’s ask
another." the report walked up to a woman this time. "Miss, what do
you think about the turn of events that have take place?"
"I think it's
great!" squealed the blond girl.
"Would you
care to explain?" asked the reporter.
"I just can
wait for Capsule Corps to start manufacturing studs like Trunks. *giggle* I'm
going to buy a Trunks clone as soon as they come out!"
"I'm not
cloning my son for sale, you bimbo!" shouted Bulma at the TV. "Oh,
I've got such a headache coming on," said Bulma pinching the bridge of his
nose. "I better not let Vegeta know any of this, special that part about
him and Goku being lovers." Bulma turned slightly green at the very idea.
"Damn news
vultures! Can't they report facts for once! I wonder how Chi-Chi's doing? And,
Trunks! My kami! They're still at the office, all three of them!" Bulma
ran to the phone and dialed Trunks' private line.
* * * * * * * * * *
*
One Trunks was
writing reports, another was signing documents, and the last was reading
papers. The one reading yawned loudly and put down the paper he'd been going
over. "Hey, I'm getting a cup of coffee, you guys want one?"
"Yes,"
said both the other Trunks not looking up from their work. They wanted to
finish so they could go see Pan today.
"Okay, I'll be
back in a minute," said Trunks getting up and hurrying to the coffee
machine. He put some money in and waited for the machine to fill up three cups.
As he waited he looked around to see everyone was gathered around a TV.
What's going on?
Wondered Trunks. I don't pay them to watch TV. He walked over to the crowd of
people to see what they were watching.
"Now it is
said the Capsule Corps will no longer be deal in just incapsed products,
sources stay that the giant company is now deal in the new technology of
cloning and that they have already successfully cloned Vice President Trunks
Vegeta Briefs. Consumers are hopeful that Capsule Corps will come out with a
new line of cloned people for sale. We will have a meeting with the president
of the human's right department to discuss the subject with him at 5:00
p.m."
Trunks' mouth must
have hit the floor. Where the hell had that BS come from? Suddenly one of his
employees spotted him.
"Mr. Vice
President! Is it true, did they clone you?!"
The whole crowd
turned to look at the stunned Trunks.
"Of course
not!" shouted Trunks. Just then another one of the Trunks came walking
out.
"Hey, Trunks!
What's taking you so long?"
The crowd all
turned their heads to look at the Trunks to the right, then back to the one on
the left, and back to the one on the right.
"You
idiot!" shouted the one that had gone to get coffee, he ran over to this
other self grabbed him, and ran back to his office with him.
"What's going
on?" asked the one that had stayed in the office. "Where’s the
coffee?"
"Never mind
the coffee!" shouted one of the Trunks. He went over and turned on the TV
in their office. "Take a look at his!"
The other two
Trunks' mouths dropped to the floor in a fashion much like the other's had.
"Oh kami-sama!
How on earth did this happen!" shouted one Trunks.
"I don't know,
but we've got to get out of here before—"
Trunks was cut off
as, they heard the muffled sounds of protests coming from outside their office
door. One of the voices was obviously their secretary, who sounded like she was
trying to keep a herd of wild animals from getting into their office.
One Trunk opened
the giant window behind their desk. The other two Trunks didn't hesitated to
jump out it and take off into the sky. The last Trunks was perched on the
windowsill about to jump when the door burst open and people began pouring into
the room.
"OH NO! He's
going to jump too!" shouted one of the people who had entered the room.
With a curse Trunks
jumped out the window.
The crowd gasped in
shock and ran to the window, but they could see no sign of Trunks.
"He just
disappeared!" shouted one reporter.
High up above the
Capsule Corps building, all three Trunks sighed.
"This is just
what we need!" growled one.
"What do we do
now?" asked another of the Trunks.
"Not
sure," said the other. His cell phone rang just then. Trunks opened his
coat and pulled out his cell phone from an inside pocket. "Hello?" he
said into it.
"Trunks! Are
you okay?!" came Bulma's worried voice.
"Mom! What's
going on?!" shouted Trunks.
"I don't know
how but some of those tabloid articles seem to have spread. People think that
we're cloning you for sale!"
"What?! That's
ridiculous!" shouted Trunks.
"I know, I'm
scheduling a news meeting for tomorrow to settle every thing, but we're going
to have to think of something to tell them. Are your other selves with
you?"
"Yes,"
said Trunks looking at the two, who had confused looks on their faces.
"Good, bring
them and come home right now."
"Okay, we'll
do that. See you in a few minutes, mom."
"Right, love
you, bye," said Bulma hanging up.
Trunks sighed and
put the cell phone back into this pocket.
"Well?"
said both Trunks standing in mid air with confused looks on their faces.
"Come on,
we're going home, I'll explain on the way."
The other two
Trunks nodded and they all headed towards home.
* * * * * * * * * *
*
Chi-Chi opened the
front door to her house with a growl and tossed a bucket of ice water at the
crowd of people that had been knocking wildly on her door.
"Go away! I
have no comments to make!" she screamed at the group then slammed the door
shut. Chi-Chi stomped into the house and tossed the plastic bucket back into
the closet. She sat down with a ‘humf’ at the kitchen table. Her anger melted
and a worried look crossed her features. "Goku, where are you?" she
asked the empty air. She lay her head down on the table. She felt scared and
worried for her husband. She's seen the mayhem on TV, of course she didn't
believe a word of it, but it still hurt.
"Goku honey
won't get tired of me... he certainly won't sleep with Vegeta!" she
growled going back to being angry. "Where are you, Goku?! Knowing him,
he's probably run off to the hills," she grumbled under her breath.
"Poor Bulma, I wonder how he's doing?" said Chi-Chi. She glanced at
the phone, which she had unplugged. "I'd better check on him."
Chi-Chi went over to the phone and plugged it back in, quickly dialing Bulma's
number.
The phone range a
view times, before Bulma's male voice answered.
"Bulma, it's
me, Chi-Chi, are you okay?"
"Chi-Chi? It's
good to hear from you. I should be asking you that question!"
"I'm
fine," said Chi-Chi. "I don't have a clue where Goku is. There's a
bunch of reporter trash camped out on my lawn, but I'm fine," Chi-Chi said
this with obvious anger in her voice.
Bulma gulped and
laughed nervously. "Well, hopefully they'll leave in the morning after I
give a report to straighten out all these rumors. Unfortunately, I can't help
you find Goku."
Chi-Chi sighed.
"That's okay, Bulma. I know you'll straighten every thing out, then Goku
will show back up."
"You sound
kind of sad, Chi-Chi. Do you want to talk about it?"
"Um, not right
now. Why don't we meet tomorrow after your news report."
"Good idea.
Why don't you come over for lunch?"
"That sounds
good, I'll see you then."
"Right, I've
got to go. Trunks just showed up."
"Okay, bye
Bulma."
"Bye,"
said Bulma hanging up the phone.
Chi-Chi hung up as
well and sighed. "Where are you Goku," she asked again. The phone
began to ring violently again. With a snarl, Chi-Chi picked of the receiver
slammed it down repeatedly, then tore the whole thing out of the wall.
* * * * * * * * * *
*
Goten walked
towards the PE coach’s office a little nervous. He glanced at the note he held
in his hand excusing him from PE for the day. The note said he had a slight
cold, but the real reason for the note was so that he could hunt down some more
of those pictures while everyone else was in class.
Goten knocked on
the door.
"Come
in," came a deep slightly muffled voice. Goten blinked, did he know that
voice? He pushed the door open and stepped in to see the last person he would
have thought to be there: Gohan.
"Gohan? What
are you doing here? What happened to you?!"
Gohan wince and
readjusted the ice pad he was holding to his head. "Don't yell, I've got
one major headache."
"Oh
sorry," said Goten. "What are you doing here, where's Mr. Peer?"
"Sick,"
said Gohan. "I'm subbing for him. What can I do for you?"
"Um...."
Goten suddenly didn't think his plan was a very good one. Gohan would know that
he wasn't sick, saiya-jins and demi-saiya-jins didn't get sick with the common
cold. "I just... just…"
Gohan saw the note
in Goten's hand and held up his hand for it.
Goten groaned and
handed him the piece of paper. Gohan read it and raise a non-existent eyebrow
at his younger brother.
"You're
sick?"
Goten sighed.
"No, I'm not, but I need this time to do something very important, Gohan,
please!" he said clasping his hands together and bowing low to his older
brother.
"I don't know,
Goten, me being your brother shouldn't affect my treatment of you at school.
And, if I was your teacher, I would say no."
"Please,
Gohan! I really need to do this; it has to do with the stupid wish the dragon
granted. If you don't let me go, my reputation will be ruined. Pretty
please!"
Gohan took pity on
his brother. "All right, but just this once. I expect you to be here
tomorrow." Gohan signed the paper and handed it back to Goten.
"Thanks,
Gohan, you’re the best!" said Goten running out of the office.
Gohan watched him
go and wonder what in the world his younger brother was up to. He glanced at
the clock and saw that it was about time to call roll. He looked with dread at
the whistle and decided he'd better just yell for everyone to line up. He
dropped the bag of ice and stood up to go do so.
* * * * * * * * * *
*
Goten unzipped the
orange jacket he'd been wearing, then pulled off the loose fitting jeans, to
reveal that he'd been wearing his black Ninja outfit underneath the other
articles of clothing. No one had even notice the black boots, since the long
pants all but covered them. He pulled out his scarf and hood, covering his face
and hid his clothes and bag in one of the boy's bathroom stalls.
All right thought
Goten jumping up to the roof of the girls’ locker room. Here goes nothing. He
levitated down to one of the windows and peeked inside. He sighed in relief
when he spotted no girls inside getting dressed down.
They all must be in
the gym by now. Goten slid the window open and stepped inside. He'd never been
inside the girls’ locker room, not many boys had. The room was just like the
boys only painted in shades of red instead of blue.
"All
right," said Goten. Where could they have put those pictures? He began
looking through the girls' stuff, not finding any of them.
"Nuts! Where
could they be? I was sure that they'd have them in their bags, unless...."
Goten looked at the line of girls’ lockers. He remembered where the group of
girls sitting on his roof had kept their pictures. Goten face burned red. He
slapped himself across the face and told himself to hurry up and get the photos
before the girls returned.
Goten walked up to
the first locker and opened it, digging around it he pulled out a bra and sure
enough there were the photos he was looking for stuck in it. Quickly he pulled
out the pictures, torched them, threw the bra back in, and opened the next
locker.
"Wow, that was
a good game!" laughed one girl student.
"Yah, too bad
Goten wasn't feeling good."
"Is he even
here today?" asked one student.
"I saw him
earlier this morning in science class."
"Um? I wonder
where he is?"
"Well, let get
dressed and go find him!" said one girl.
"I don't know?
I really don't want to go exploring around when there’s a rumor that there's a
ghost about."
"Oh come on!
There's no such things as ghosts."
"Yes, there
is! My friend and me saw one earlier today in the darkroom! It stole all our
pictures of Goten!"
"What?! That
was probably just another student that's going to sell them off for big
bucks."
"No it was a
ghost! A ninja ghost!"
"I saw it
too!" shouted another girl.
"What,
when?"
"This morning.
Me and some friends went to Goten's house to get some more pictures of him and
this figure in black calling himself the "Flying Shadow" appeared and
burned all our pictures with fire he created in his hand!"
"He created
fire in his hand! He must have been a ghost!"
"It's probably
someone's idea of a joke," said another girl. "I don't believe in
ghosts."
"I'm telling
you it was a ghost!"
"Sure it
was."
The girls continued
to argue over the subject still walking towards the girls' locker room.
Goten was almost
done hunting through the lockers for photos. He was amazed at how many he'd
already found. He was on the last locker right now. "There you are,"
he said pulling out three pictures. He accidentally pulled out a pair of girl’s
underwear in the process, which fell to the floor.
"Oops,"
said Goten torching the last of the pics and bending over to pick up the
underwear. "Wow, they’re so small," said Goten stretching them out a
little. "What am I doing?!" he said and was just about to put them
back when the locker door opened and a large group of girls walked in.
"Um...!"
was all Goten could utter as he was caught red handed with a pair of ladies
unmentionables in his hands.
"It's the
ghost!" shouted one girl.
"He's got my
underwear!" shouted another girl.
All the girls began
shrieking about perverted ninja ghosts haunting the school to steal girls’
underwear.
Goten dropped the
pair of underwear and was gone in the blink of an eye. To the girls it appeared
as if he'd just disappeared, which convinced the non-believers that he was
indeed a ghost.
* * * * * * * * * *
*
Pan walked past the
school gates and wondered were Trunks was.
"Hey,
Pan!" someone shouted.
Pan turned to see Marron
and Bra parked out front. Bra was dressed in a long denim dress, her hair
pulled back in a ponytail, and she wore a pair of black shades. Marron was
dressed in a pair of cut off jeans and a green tube top.
"Bra, Marron.
Are you two here to take me to another party?"
Bra laughed.
"No. I'm kind of hiding out and I didn't think my brother would be here to
pick you up with all that's happened it the last couple of hours."
"What?! What
do you mean?" asked Pan in confusion.
"You mean you
don't know?" asked Marron.
"Know
what?" asked Pan.
Marron and Bra
exchanged looks. "Get in, Pan, we’ll explain on the way to Marron’s,"
said Bra.
Pan hopped into
Bra's purple sport car and buckled her seat belt. She listened in shock as they
drove down the highway.
"So you're
telling me that they think my grandpa cloned Trunks and that they're going to
sell him as a new product?! Even I don't believe that!"
"Hey, wouldn't
you buy the perfect man if you could?" asked Bra in a teasing voice.
"Hn,"
said Pan tossing her long black hair. "I already have the perfect
man."
"So you two
are an item?" said Bra.
"Well...."
said Pan. "We haven’t said it, but aren't we? I mean, we see each other as
much as possible."
"That just
might be the wish," said Marron looking at Pan through the mirror.
"Marron,
you’re still not jealous, are you?" asked Bra.
"NO! I'm not!
I never was! Besides, I don't want Trunks."
"Ohhhhh!"
squealed Bra. "You like Goten now don't you! Was he that good of a
kisser?!"
Marron nearly swerved
into the opposite lane in shock.
"No, I
don't!" she said blushing.
"You are! You
are! You're in love with Goten-kun!" teased Bra.
"Will you stop
that, Bra!" shouted Marron.
"I think you
and Goten are perfect for each other," said Pan.
"You think so...,"
said Marron blushing again.
Both girls nodded
their heads wildly at her.
"Hey, you
guys! I've got a better idea of what we should do!" shouted Bra.
"Let’s go pick up Goten from school and then we'll all go to my house and
hang out with Trunks!"
"But—!"
started Marron. Pan cut her off.
"Great idea,
Bra! I want to see Trunks again and the group just won't be complete with out
uncle Goten!"
"Yup!"
said Bra. "Come on, Marron, head towards Orange Star!"
"No!"
said Marron. "I thought we were heading away from all the trouble, not
right into it. Don't you remember that your house is swarming with reporters,
Bra?"
"I don't care,
we'll sneak in!" said Bra. Bra climbed over Marron’s shoulder from the
back seat and turned the steering wheel sharply to the side.
"Bra!"
shouted Marron as the car almost hit another car, but was now heading in the
right direction to Orange Star.
"You're nuts,
Bra!" shouted Marron angrily at Bra, shoving the demi-saiya-jin back into
her seat.
Bra grinned.
"Some times you feel like a nut! Some times you don't! Almond Joys got
nuts! Monds don't because—"
"Bra!"
* * * * * * * * * *
*
"So what are
we going to say at the press meeting?" asked one of the Trunks to his
mother.
"I'm not sure,
we can just tell the truth about Goku, that he never worked for us and that
he's not having an affair with your father."
All three Trunks
nodded their heads vigorously.
"That sounds
like a good plan, but what are we going to do about the rumor of their being
three of use?" asked one Trunks.
"But, it's not
a rumor, there are three of us," said another Trunks.
"Some people
have already seen more then one of use together," said the last Trunks to
his mother.
Bulma rubbed her
forehead it was turning out to be a long day. "Well, trying to hide that
there is three of you now would just be too difficult."
"What?!"
shouted all three Trunks.
"Do you mean
you going to tell them about the three of us?!"
"You're not
going to say two of us are clones, are you?!"
"You're not
going to sell us, are you!?"
"What?!" shouted
Bulma. "Of course I'm not going to sell you, that's against the law! And,
why would I sell my own son?!"
The three Trunks
cowered.
"I was just
thinking that it might be better to just admit that there are three people that
look like you running around. I know! We'll say two of you are actors for a new
product or something! Yah, that's it! We'll make a commercial about our
products being three times better then others!"
The three Trunks
blinked at her.
"But mom,
we're not actors."
"Yah, what
product could we use anyway?"
"And we only
have two days to make a commercial before we turn back into just one."
"Don't be
silly, Trunks, we only have till tonight to make a commercial," said
Bulma.
"What?!"
shouted all three Trunks.
"But—"
they all started to say.
"No buts!
We'll use our new line of automobiles and bikes that we've just finished. I'm
going to go get everything set up, you three go take a shower of something. You
don't want to look ratty for your first commercial now do you?" Bulma gave
them a quick smirk before leaving the open mouthed, wide-eyed trio.
"All we wanted
to do was set Marron and Goten up today and spend the remainder of it together
with Pan!" whined all three.
"Life’s not
fair!"
"One of us
should call Pan and tell her we won't be able to see her tonight."
"I call shower
first!" shouted one Trunks running to his room and the bathroom.
"Coward!"
shouted back both the other two Trunks after they'd gotten over the shock of
watching him run away.
"I don't want
to tell her either," said one of the remaining Trunks.
"I know, I
don't either," agreed the other Trunks.
"Well, one of
us has to do it."
"Fine,"
said the other Trunks. He grabbed a straw and broke it in half. "Shortest
calls Pan."
"Fine,"
agreed Trunks and pulled out one of the straws. "Nuts," he said
looking at the short one. "I’ve got the worst luck."
"Not any
better then mine," said his other patting him on the back then leaving to
go join the other Trunks in getting cleaned up.
"I hate my
life," said the now alone Trunks pulling out his cell phone and dialing
Pan's number. He waited as the phone continued to ring. "Hmmm, I guess
she's not home yet."
* * * * * * * * * *
*
Goten jumped from
the roof of one building to another. He looked at the stash of photos he'd
managed to collect. "Man, nearly every girl in the school had or has a
picture of me," he said out loud. He'd checked just about every girl in
the school for photos, he now only had two left, which he was having the
hardest time finding.
"Where could
they be? School's almost out," said Goten grumbling to himself. He
recounted all the things he'd had to do to get all those photos. Luckily only a
few more had hid them down their shirt, afraid that the perverted ninja ghost
would haunt them till he'd stolen the photos from them. He didn't even want to
think of the trouble that he'd gone through in getting the ones that were still
down girls’ shirts. Goten's face colored again. From the information he'd
managed to collect from listening in on girls' conversations, there were only
two that he hadn't managed to steal the photos from a pair of friends: Liz-chan
and Minako, and they were rumored to be guarding them with their lives.
Goten heard the
five minute bell and cursed to himself. Five minutes and school would be out.
Then he'd never have another chance to get those photos and destroy them.
The to-go bell rang
and Goten scanned around the school campus for the pair, then he spotted them.
"Just need to get your photos and this whole mess will be fixed,"
said Goten before taking off in a black blur.
Marron parked out
front of Orange Star and checked her watch. "Goten should be out any
minute, keep an eye out for him."
Bra leaned over the
car door and peered at the front of the school.
"Hi Bra!"
called a group of girls walking toward them.
"Oh Hi!"
said Bra in a cheerful voice. "I haven’t seen you girls around in a long
time."
"Bra, you know
them?" asked Pan.
"Oh yah, they
live around the same area as I do. How have you girls been?" asked Bra to
the group.
"We've been
better," said one girl not looking very happy.
"Why? What's
the matter?" asked Bra.
"Our school is
haunted!" said one girl. The girls all ‘eeped’ and clung to one another.
"Haunted?"
said Marron. "I've never heard of Orange Star being haunted."
"But it
is!"
"Yah, by a
perverted ninja called the flying shadow!"
"A
perverted... ninja?" said Pan.
"Yes, it's
been in our underwear and it's been stealing our pictures of a really cute guy
we all like."
"Who might
that be?" asked Bra.
"Goten-kun!"
smiled the girl. All the other girls swooned.
Marron frowned.
"Have you seen him? We're waiting for him to show up."
"No, we
haven’t seen him yet. You probably won't catch him though."
"Why do you
say that?" said Marron narrowing her eyes at the girl.
"Um.... I mean
he usually runs home."
"Yes,
Goten-kun is one of he fastest runners there is," all the girls started
swooning again.
"He... runs
home?" Marron turned around so that the girls couldn't see her smile.
"Well, at least he has survival instincts," she said too low for all
but Bra and Pan to hear.
Bra giggled.
"So your school is haunted by a pervert ninja. Sounds interesting, have
any of you seen it?"
"I've seen it!
It's a tall man all in black."
"Are you sure
it's a man?" asked Bra. "Maybe it's a long dead ninja woman that died
in combat before she could married her true love. And Goten looks just like her
long dead lover, so she's risen again to drive off any competition and take
Goten with her to the grave," Bra said this is a spooky voice, making all
the girls shriek and cry.
"Poor
Goten-chan!"
"To be seduced
by a ghost! Oh what a tragic fate!"
"Boo
hoo!" cried all the girls.
"Bra!"
said Marron.
The demi-saiya-jin
girl giggled again. "Just having some fun."
"You're going to
start some ugly rumors," said Marron.
"Well, maybe a
ghost really is after Goten," said Bra in a teasing voice.
"Oh come on!
There are no ninja ghosts at Orange Star. I went there for school and I never
saw any thing. It's just a prank."
Just then they heard
screaming and saw a figure in black appear in front of two girls.
"Oh kami! It's
the ghost!" shouted the girls and squealed in fright.
"I don't
believe it!" said Pan.
"Let's go
exorcise it!" shouted Bra jumping out of the car.
"Bra! You
moron! Come on, Pan!"
Marron and Pan ran
after the speedy demi-saiya-jin who ran right towards the figure in black.
Goten landed in
front of the two girls that let out ear piercing cries of fear.
"Where are the
photos?" asked Goten taking a step toward them.
"No! You can't
have them!" said the girls. Once clutched her bag closer, the other
clutched her shirt.
Goten sighed to
himself. At least one of them isn't hiding it down their shirt. He easily
grabbed the girl's book bag out of her grip and found the pictures. He stuck
them down his shirt, dropped the girl’s bag to the ground, and advanced on the
one that still had her pictures of him.
"Just hand
them over," said Goten extending his hand for them.
"NO!"
shouted the girl turning and running away.
Goten groaned and in
a flash appeared in front of the girl. He grabbed a hold of one of her wrist.
"Please just give them to me. I really don't want to have to get them
myself," begged Goten.
"Ahhhhhh!
Help!" shouted the girl. Several other students were now staring at them,
or shouting ghost.
Goten flushed and
he reluctantly pulled her closer.
"Kept your
hands to yourself, you pervert!" shouted the girl covering her front with
her hands. Goten simply grabbed a hold of the back of her bra and through her
shirt undid it. The photos fell out from the bottom of her shirt.
"Finally, the
last ones!" shouted Goten in triumph.
"Hey
you!" shouted a familiar voice.
Goten lifted his
head to see Bra barreling down on him.
"Ah
crap!" shouted Goten grabbing the photo off the ground and taking off at a
dead run.
"You won't get
away from me that easily!" shouted Bra increasing her speed.
Marron and Pan ran
up to the girl that had been attacked.
"Are you
okay?" asked Pan.
"He undid my
bra! He was trying to steal it!" shouted the girl. "And, he took my
pictures!"
Pan and Marron got
determined looks on their faces, they nodded to each other, then ran off in
pursuit of the escaping perverted ninja ghost and Bra.
"Oh kami, I'm
screwed!" shouted Goten jumping up on the roof of one building, Bra close
behind him. He knew he'd never out run someone as fast as Bra.
"Come back
here!" shouted Bra.
Goten yipped as Pan
appeared right in front of him, her fist raised to strike him. He barely managed
to dodge just in time, running off in a different direction, Pan and Bra both
hot on his heels.
"Man! This is
just not my day!" shouted Goten looking for some place he might lose them
in. He skidded to a halt as Bra dropped down in front of him from above. He
dove to the side as she kicked high at him and kept rolling at Pan had now
caught up and was trying to knock his lights out.
"Wahhhhhh!"
said Goten managing to get back up to his feet and continue the chase.
"Will they ever give up?!"
Goten looked over
his shoulder to see how far behind him they were, as he turned his head back
foreword he ran face first into a raised arm that hadn't been there a moment
ago. He fell to the roof with spots dancing in his vision.
"All right
Marron! You got him!" shouted Pan.
"Sure doesn't
feel like a ghost to me," said Marron rubbing her arm. "It sure has a
hard head."
"Well, if it's
not a ghost then it must be a person," said Bra going over to him.
"Why don't we take a peek then?" she said grabbing a hold of his hood
and scarf and pulling them off.
"What?!
Goten?!" shouted all three of the girls, staring down at he still dazed
demi-saiya-jin boy.
"Goten!"
shouted Marron jumping on him and grabbing the front of his shirt. She began
shaking the sense out of the already dazed Goten. "Since when did you
becomes such a pervert! Stealing girls’ underwear! You should be ashamed of
yourself."
"Ahhhhhhh!"
said Goten as his head snapped back and forth.
As Marron continued
to shake Goten Bra noticed that pieces of paper were escaping his shirt.
"What's this?" asked Bra picking one up. Her face colored as she
stared at it.
"What?"
asked Pan, also picking up one of the picture.
"Oh my—"
"Marron I
think you can stop shaking the life out of Goten," said Bra.
"What?! Why
should I?!" said Marron. She'd stopped shaking him, but was still holding
on to the front of his shirt. Goten had little stars flying around his head.
"Because I'd
try and steal this too if someone had a picture of me like this," said Bra
showing Marron the pictures she held.
Marron’s face
turned crimson. She looked around at all the photos, some still in the shirt
and others laying around them. "Wow, there's so many..." She picked
up one of the photos lay around her and blushed even redder as she looked at
it.
"Owww, my
head," said Goten bringing his hands up to clasp it. He recovered suddenly
and realized that Marron was sitting on top of him and all those embarrassing
photos were in plain sight.
"Ahhhhhhh!"
shouted the demi-saiya-jin boy sitting up so fast he knock Marron off of him.
He began scooping up the photos and shoving them down his shirt. He snatched
the ones from Pan and Bra and stuffed them down his shirt. Then he turned very
red in the face and very silent.
"Don't worry,
Goten-kun. We won't turn you in. I'd burn those photos though if I were
you," said Bra.
"That's what
I've been doing!" shouted the embarrassed demi-saiya-jin.
"You mean
there were more of them?" asked Pan in amazement.
"Yes, lots,
lots more!" said Goten. "This was the last of them, those two girls
were the last ones I hadn't gotten the pictures from."
"Oh poor
Goten-kun," said Bra petting the top of his head. "We'll stand guard,
you go get rid of them, and change into some normal clothes."
Goten smiled up at
her. "Thanks, Bra." He jumped up and ran to do just that.
Marron waited till
no one was looking and stuck the photo Goten hadn't taken from her down her
shirt.
* * * * * * * * * *
*
All three Trunks
looked around in amazement as people ran about setting up equipment.
"My kami! Did mom
get all this set up in only an hour?" asked one of the Trunks jumping out
of the way as someone ran past him.
Another Trunks was
going to answer when a woman comes running up to them with two assistants.
"There you
are! Off with their clothes!" shouted the woman.
The three Trunks
paled and backed up till they were in a corner.
"Come on,
pretty boys, time is short!" shouted the crazy woman. She grabbed a hold
of one of the Trunks' shirts and began trying to pull it over his head.
"Ahhh! Who are
you and what are you doing?!" shouted the attacked Trunks, trying to push
the woman away from him.
"Girls!"
said the woman over her shoulder and the two assistants began helping her try
to de-shirt one of the Trunks.
"Eek! Hey, you
two, help me!" shouted Trunks to his other selves. His protests then
became muffled as the three women managed to pull the shirt up, but not off.
"Hey, you
can't just go around pulling people's clothes off!" shouted one of the
Trunks going over and trying to pry the girls off.
The groups all got
into a giant struggle with the three girls managing to pull the shirt off of
one Trunks, the shoes off another, and the belt off the last. The three Trunks
soon decide that the best thing to do would be to run.
"Come back
here!" shouted the three girls chasing the three Trunks around the stage.
One Trunks was
chased up a ladder, a crazy girl hot on his heels. He ran into a problem when
he ran out of ladder and the crazy girl got a hold of him, undoing his pants
and tugging on them. Another Trunks was running around a camera trying to stay
on the opposite end from the crazy girl. Unfortunately he was so focused on
that, that he didn't see the long cable cords lying on the ground till he
tripped over them. The girl wasted no time and soon had that Trunks hog-tied.
The last Trunks had an iron grip on a metal pole that was bolted to the ground
and ceiling and he refused to let good as the last of the crazy women tugged
without success on him.
"What's going
on in here!" shouted Bulma crossing her arms and glaring at them all. They
all quieted their protesting and screaming.
"Mr. Briefs,
would you kindly tell the models to let us do our job," said the woman
that had first approached them.
"President!
Would you tell them to stop trying to rip our close off!" shouted the one
Trunks that had climbed up a ladder.
"Would you
stop that!" he shouted down at the girl still pulling on his pants. She'd
managed to pull it a bit down his hips. The only thing keeping her from pulling
it all the way down was that Trunks was holding on to the back of them with one
hand and holding onto the ladder with the other. Quite a bit of his black
boxers could be seen.
"Yah, make
them stop *choke*," the Trunks that had an iron grip on the bar was
stopped from saying any more as the girl attacking him began pulling on his
neck.
"I really must
agree," said the Trunks tied up on the ground. The girl that had caught
him was sitting on his back with a triumphant look on her face.
Bulma slapped a
hand over her face. "Linda? What are you doing to the models?" Bulma
asked the girl that appeared to be the leader.
"I'm just
doing my job. You hired me to do costumes, I can't do anything if the models
won't hold still."
"Why didn't
you say that in the first place?!" shouted all three Trunks.
Bulma sighed again.
"Sorry, Trunks, I should have warned you. This is Linda, she's one of the
best designers in the business. I hired her to get you guys ready for the
shoots."
"Gee, thanks a
lot," said the Trunks stuck up on the ladder.
"I guess I
should have warned you that she's a little crazy, but you know the creative
types."
"A little,
she's downright loony!" shouted the one hog-tied. The girl sitting on him
hit him on the back of the head.
"What?! You
can't appreciate my pure genius!" laughed Linda.
"Yes, you are
a genius!" shouted one of her assistants.
"Yes, you are
the greatest!" shouted the other.
The three Trunks
groaned.
"Couldn't she
just have given us outfits to try on in the dressing rooms?" asked the
Trunks hugging the bar.
"We're being stripped
far too often lately," said the one on the ladder.
"I'll
say," said the one hog-tied.
"Fine, you can
change in the dressing rooms, but be quick about it! Move it! Move it!"
shouted Linda.
"We
can't!" shouted all three Trunks.
"Oh,"
said Linda getting off of the one hogged tied. "You can let them go,
girls!"
The girls nodded
and let go of the two Trunks. Linda untied the other one.
"Oh, I kind of
liked you all tied up like that!" said Linda as that Trunks moved to get
up.
"Linda, this
is suppose to be an ad, not a bondage film," said Bulma.
"Yah, yah, I
get it. Girls, write that down for me. I think I might use it some day."
"Yes!"
shouted one of her assistants and pulled out a pad of paper and a pencil.
"Tie up purple haired pretty boy with camera cables," she muttered as
she wrote.
The three Trunks
sweat dropped as they looked at her.
"My!"
said Linda going over to the three Trunks that where know lined up in a row.
They looked more then a little nervously at her. "You sure did a good job
in finding two other boys that look just like Trunks Vegeta Briefs. They really
could be triplets. Which one if the really one?"
The three Trunks
sweat dropped again.
Bulma laughed
nervously. "We don't have time for this! We must hurry!" he said
pointing at his watch.
"Right!"
shouted Linda and began shoving one Trunks in the direction of the dressing
rooms. Her assistants did the same for the other two.
"President!
You can't just leave us with them!" shouted the three Trunks sounding more
then a little panicked.
"Oh, you'll be
fine," said Bulma turning around to go to other business. He didn't see
the pathetic looks that crossed all three boys' faces.
* * * * * * * * * *
*
Vegeta sat under
one of the large trees in the back yard trying to mediate. The ex-saiya-jin’s
eyebrow would twitch every few seconds and finally the saiya-jin princess gave
up with a ‘humf’.
"Damn it!
What's wrong with me! I never had this must trouble concentrating before!"
The sayian princess flopped down and stared up at the sky. "It's like my
body is all out of whack or something."
Vegeta closed her
eyes and breathed in deep. It was an extra nice day today, the sun was toasty
warm, a gentle breeze blew through the tree branches, and lazy white clouds
drifted slowly by against a sea of blue.
"Hmmm...,"
said Vegeta opening her eyes. "That cloud reminds me of Freeza.... That
one looks like Kakarot... and that one looks like me beating up Kakarot."
The ex-saiya-jin grinned to herself. "And, that one looks like a fluffy
bunny rabbit." A blank look crossed Vegeta's features as she realized what
she just said. "Oh Kami, there's something wrong with me...." said
the saiya-jin, really starting to get worried. She sat up and looked at her
hands. The fingers were much more delicate looking then his much stronger
saiya-jin form's had. "Maybe it's a human thing.... or maybe a female one.
Females are always squealing and acting annoying over furry animals." She
frowned at her hand and made a fist. "If I start squealing and being
annoying like a woman I'll kill myself rather then live with the shame of
it." She nodded her head and crossed her arms. "It's the only
honorable thing to do."
Vegeta glanced to
the side as she heard people yelling and making a ruckus. "Damn, what the
hell's going on?" said Vegeta to herself. She blinked in shock as a herd
of people started pouring into the backyard with cameras and microphones.
"I really
don't like the look of that," said Vegeta getting up off the ground. Her
instinct told her to run.
"There he
is!"
"Are you sure
it's a he?!"
"Who cares,
let’s go interview it!"
The crowd all
rushed at Vegeta, who had never felt so threatened by a bunch of humans before
in her life.
"Vegeta! Are
you a woman or a man!" shouted one of the reporters at her.
"What the hell
kind of question is that?! Isn't it obvious!?" growled Vegeta looking for
a way to escape.
The crowd paused to
take in the very womanly shape of Vegeta. Many men got a strange look in their
eyes.
Oh, no! I remember
that look from Bulma's party thought Vegeta. She began trying to push her way
through the group, not having as much effect as she'd have liked.
"Miss.
Vegeta!—"
"Miss. Vegeta!
Is it true that you are the lover of Son Goku?!" shouted one male reporter
getting right up into Vegeta's face.
A shocked look
cross Vegeta's face before it turned red with anger and a low growl escaped her
lips. The reporter suddenly had a fist embedded in his face. He slowly slid off
Vegeta's fist and fell to the ground. The group was deadly silent.
"Anyone else
want an answer?!" shouted Vegeta at the group.
The reporters
parted allowing Vegeta to pass.
Vegeta stormed away
from the group, opened the backdoor, and slammed it shut behind her. Once she
was inside....
"Ahhhhhhhh!"
shouted Vegeta grabbing her hand and hopping around. "Shit, Shit, shit,
SHIT!"
She shook her hand
and rubbed it trying to lessen the pain. "That really hurt," whined
the ex-saiya-jin through watery eyes.
After several
minutes of cursing Vegeta calmed down, her hand still throbbing a little from
the punch.
"What the hell
were those morons talking about. Me being Kakarot’s lover! I'd rather die a
hundred deaths then touch that low class pathetic excuse for a saiya-jin!"
She pulled some ice
out and wrapped it in a towel to hold against her knuckles. "Oh, I think
I'm developing a headache," grumbled the saiya-jin princess, pinching the
bridge of her nose. "I need to lie down and relax."
Vegeta headed to
Bulma's and her bedroom. Once there she flopped down on the large bed and
started up at the ceiling. "Okay... this is... boring," frowned the
ex-saiya-jin sitting up. She glanced at the TV sitting in a wooden
entertainment center on one side of the room and then at the remote that was
perched on the bedside table. She picked it up and began flipping through channels.
It wasn't long before the saiya-jin princess stood staring at the TV with her
mouth wide open in shock.
* * * * * * * * * *
*
"Oh! This is
so not me!" shouted one of the Trunks. He was dressed in the most
skin-tight leather he's ever seen, let alone wore.
"I know what
you mean," said this counterpart squirming uncomfortable in his leather
outfit. "This is giving me one major weg—"
"I can't bend
in this," whined the last Trunks. "I'm starting get sweaty with all
these lights and I think these pants are shrinking!"
All three Trunks
squirmed around like they had ants down their pants.
The three were
dressed as bad boy bikers, the only difference in their outfits was one was a
navy blue, another crimson red, and the last pitch black.
"At least
we're almost done,"
"Oh Kami, is
this really going to be a commercial on TV?" whimpered one Trunks.
All three Trunks
groaned.
"I'm more
concerned about how I'm going to get out of this get up," said one Trunks.
The three looked
down at themselves.
"I think we're
going to need scissors." The other two nodded their head.
"What's taking
them so long to set up the next scene?"
"I want to
know what the next scene is."
"I
don't."
"I'm confused as
to what this commercial is all about. This is what the fifth costume we've put
on and shot scenes in."
"I think it's
the sixth."
"Let’s see, so
far we've been sailors, limo drivers, a group of cowboys, army soldiers, and
businessmen."
"Don't forget
bikers," said one Trunk.
"How could
I."
"How many
commercials are we doing?"
"I thought it
was just one."
"Seems too
long to be one."
"All right,
that's enough talking, pretty boys," said Linda walking up to them.
"You're wanted on stage."
"Is this the
last shoot?" asked one of the Trunks.
"Let’s see,
you've done the luxury car, truck, boat, helicopter, limo, and now you’re doing
the motor bikes. You still have the basketball team shot with the airbus."
All three Trunks
groaned.
"Quit you’re
complaining! When this commercial is done you'll see the full genius of my
talents put together!"
"Oh yes Linda!
You're the greatest!" shouted one of her assistants popping out of no
where and scaring the stuffing out of the three Trunks.
"Yes, the very
best!" shouted the other assistant popping up on the opposite side of the
Trunks.
"Ahhh!
Scary!" shouted the Trunks hugging each other. "They're
everywhere!"
"Hmmm....."
said Linda looking at them. "I kind of like that pose. Girls write it
down, I might use it later!"
"Yes!" shouted
one of the girls, pulling out her pen and pad of paper. "Three sexy purple
haired teens hugging each other in ass tight leather," she muttered while
writing.
All three Trunks
looked behind them at back of their pants. "Hey!" they all shouted,
turning so that their backs couldn't be seen.
"Oh, come on,
they're very cute butts. Now get them out there on that stage!" shouted
Linda.
"Oh, could
this get any worst?" asked all three Trunks.
"Bro? It that
you?"
The Trunks paled as
they looked over their shoulders to see Bra, Marron, Goten, and Pan standing
behind them.
"Wow, those
sure are tight pants. Where can I get a pair?" asked Bra.
All there Trunks
jumped and turned around as fast as they could. "What are you guys doing
here!" they all shouted.
"Why, we came
to see how your first commercial was going," said Marron, running her eyes
up and down the three. "It looks rather... interesting."
"It's
not!"
"It's
terrible!"
"We're never
going to do another one of these so long as we live!"
"Hey, you purple
haired hotties! I told you to get those cute butts on stage! Or do I have to
send my assistants after you!?" shouted Linda.
A scared look
crossed all three Trunks' faces and in a flash they were running towards the
stage.
"Man, what's
gotten into them?" asked Goten. Marron and Bra shrugged.
"What do you
think Pan...? Pan!? Hello!" said Bra waving her hand in front of Pan's
face.
"I think she's
drooling," said Marron looking at her.
* * * * * * * * * *
*
Chi-Chi glanced at
the clock on the wall. It was now dinnertime and no sign of Goku. She sighed,
feeling pretty lonely.
"Where's
Goten? Why didn't he come home? Surly he would have called if he was going
somewhere."
Chi-Chi glanced at
the remains of the telephone. "Oh. I forgot."
She sighed heavily
and sat down. She didn't dare watch TV with all the mayhem going on, and she
couldn't leave the house with out all those reporters following her and bugging
her. The house felt so cold and empty that she felt like the only creature
alive in the world at the moment.
"Goku,"
said Chi-Chi putting her head down on her folded arms. Soft sobs filled the
kitchen.
* * * * * * * * * *
*
Goku looked up at
the stars that were just starting to come out. The sky was changing in color
from a light blue to a dark navy. He lay under a tree his jacket pillowed under
his head, lucky for him it was a warm night tonight. Even if it had been cold
he could turn up his ki a little to warm himself. Out here under the sky was
where he felt the most like himself, the most he'd felt himself since the
dragon had come.
"What should I
do?" For all his genius, he didn't know how to respond to the events that
had taken place. He sighed, picking a rock up that he'd been lying on and
tossing it into the lake that was close by. "I want to make Chi-Chi happy,
but I know that I don't. She deserves nice things and to be told how special
she is, but without this wish I never notice those things. I never treat her
right and let her know how special she is to me." He bowed his head,
ashamed of himself. "I run off whenever something interesting happens,
leaving her behind. I'm not responsible, I can't think past what's in front of
me.... What, I already have. If this wish lasted, then she'd have a real
husband, someone that would do all these things for her. Someone responsible
that would work, buy her nice things, and show her how much he loves her."
A long pause and Goku began plucking blades of grass. "But... but I'm not
happy like this.... I feel so tied down, like the whole world is standing on my
shoulders and if I stumble at all I'm going to drop it on my foot." He
plucked one blade of grass and brought it up to his eyes, turning it around as
if studying it. "But it makes her so happy. She likes knowing where I am,
that I'm safe and not fighting or hurting myself. She likes the gifts I give
her and the words I tell her when I'm like this.... I could use the dragon
balls.... I could make myself smart all the time.... I could make her happy all
the time."
He brought the
blade of grass down to his lips and blew making a soft lonely whistle that
carried and played through the night; Sweet yet mournful and sad.
* * * * * * * * * *
*
The three Trunks
blushed slightly as the Z fighter teens all laughed at them.
"Poor Trunks,
what a day you boys have had," said Marron sitting in the living room with
the rest of them.
"Got to be a
life size Ken for those girls, did you, guys," laughed Goten.
Pan was looking up
at the ceiling with a dazed look on her face. "Tight...leather..."
"All right!
Don't you think that's enough!" shouted the three Trunks.
The group giggled a
little more at them, then quieted down.
"Well, at
least mom's got things under control," said Bra leaning back in her chair.
"I can't believe half the rumors that I heard."
"You shouldn't
believe even that many," said one of the Trunks.
"So what did
you guys do all day long?" asked another Trunks.
"Ghost
haunting!" said Bra. Goten slapped a hand over her mouth and laughed
nervously.
"Don't pay any
attention to her, Trunks. Nothing special happened today! Ha, ha, ha,
*cough*"
The three Trunks
all gave him weird looks.
"Oh boy, look
at the time, we've been chatting for quite awhile now," said Marron
looking at her watch.
All three Trunks
yawned at the same time. "It is getting late," they said in tired voices.
"Don't do
that!" shouted Bra.
"Do
what?" asked one Trunks.
"Yawn like
that, don't you know yawning is contagious?!" Just then Goten yawned
loudly and fanned his mouth.
"See!"
said Bra pointing at Goten.
The group laughed
at that.
"We'd better
get home. Do you need a ride Pan...? Goten?" Marron asked
All three Trunks
covered their mouths to hide smiles as they eyed the two.
"What are you
grinning at!" demanded Marron.
"Nothing!"
said all three Trunks, putting their hands behind their heads and starting to
whistle to themselves.
Goten scratched his
head. "What up with them?" asked Goten to Marron.
Marron blushed.
"Um, I haven’t a clue.... Do you want a ride or not!"
"No thanks,
I'll fly home. I don't want you to go out of your way for me."
"You sure? I
mean I don't mind, really."
"Well, in that
case sure. I'm a little afraid I'll fall asleep while flying." Everyone in
the room gave him an odd look.
*Sign* "Only
Goten could do something like that," said Bra. She hopped up. "Good
night you guys. See you later," she called before disappearing down a
hall.
"That girl
drives me crazy," said Marron. "Well, let’s get going before it gets
to late." She got up. "Good night, Trunks."
"Night,
Marron," called all three Trunks waving at her.
"Good night,
Trunks," said Goten getting up and punching the Trunks on the end’s
shoulder. The punch carried through that Trunks, making him hit the one in the
middle with his shoulder, who hit the one on the end with his shoulder.
"Good
night," said the three to him rubbing their shoulders.
"Come on,
Pan," said Marron waving her hand in front of Pan's face.
"Tight...
leather..." mumbled Pan.
"Oh, for
crying out loud. Would you say good bye to Trunks and get in the car, or I'll
leave your love sick butt here!"
That snapped Pan out
of her stupor. "Uh? What did you say, Marron?"
Marron sighed in
disgust and threw her hands up in the air.
"Good night,
Tiger Lily," said all three Trunks standing up. They went over to her and
all kissed her on the lips. Pan looked like she was right back in her stupor
when they were done.
"Thank you so
much, Trunks!" snapped Marron at him. "Goten, carry her!"
"Yes,
Mamma!" said Goten giving her a mock solute and scooping Pan up.
"Night,
Trunks!" they all called before walking out of the house.
The three watched
them go and then turned to go to their own futons.
* * * * * * * * * *
*
Gohan ran the thick
brush threw Videl's silky black hair.
"Miss your
own?" she asked in a teasing vice.
Gohan snorted
behind her and smiled. "A little."
She laughed and
bowed her head more, enjoying the feeling. "So how was work? Did you have
more trouble with your class?"
"Actually, I
taught PE as a sub today. I'm doing it tomorrow, too."
"Did you have
fun?" asked Videl looking over her should at Gohan.
"Some,"
laughed the Namek sei-jin, "till I found out something about Namek
sei-jins that I didn't know before."
"What's
that?" asked Videl taking the brush from him.
"Nothing you
need to know," said Gohan hugging her from behind and lying down with her.
"I feel like
I'm in bed with your teacher," laughed Videl.
Gohan snorted
against her neck. "Go to sleep."
She laughed again,
then reached out, and flipped off the light switch.
* * * * * * * * * *
*
Bulma yawned and
fanned his mouth as he walked down the hall to his and Vegeta's bedroom. Boy,
was he tired after setting up all that stuff for the last minute commercial.
Luckily the commercial would be ready by tomorrow and he'd finished writing out
his speech material for tomorrow's meeting.
Bulma yawned again
and opened the door to his room. He stopped dead in his tracks as he saw Vegeta
glaring at him with the most murderous look she'd ever seen on her face male or
female.
"Vegeta?"
The ex-saiya-jin
silently turned the TV on.
"The Briefs
family has refused to make any comments regarding the rumors that Capsule Corps
has begun research in the field of cloning. A farther look into the matter on
the Son Goku and Vegeta affair, it is believed that President Bulma's husband
has had a sex change to turn himself into a woman so he could divorce the
Capsule Corps' President Mrs. Briefs and run off with Mr. Son."
Vegeta turned the
TV off and silence ran through the room.
"Um... Vegeta
I can explain..." stammered Bulma
Vegeta picked up
one of the pillow and head towards Bulma.
Bulma gasped and
closed his eyes, thinking the ex-saiya-jin meant to suffocate him. He opened
them to see Vegeta just standing in front of him.
Without a word the
ex-saiya-jin shoved the pillow at Bulma and slammed the door right in his face.
Bulma stared at the
closed door for several seconds before glancing down at the pillow he held.
"I don't
believe this! Vegeta kicked me out of my own bedroom!" he shouted to
himself. Grumbling, Bulma marched down the hall to a guestroom.
* * * * * * * * * *
*
The dragon almost
fell off his couch with laughter. Oh, what a show! Cloning and affairs! It
didn't get much better then this. He laughed harder remembering Goten's
appearance as the perverted ninja ghost called the "flying shadow"
and Gohan making himself pass out with his own whistle. He giggled
uncontrollably remembering Goku standing on the ledge of the Shuzy building and
roared with laughter remembering the three purple haired boys being chased
around the stage made to wear the those uncomfortable outfits.
"Tight...*giggle*...Leather... Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!" Laughter continued to
echo off the dragon's stone den walls for quite some time after.
* * * * * * * * * *
*
In the next chapter
of Be Careful What You Wish For! Goku's gone out to find the dragon balls, will
he forever after become Goku the loving responsible husband?! Bulma gives his
report and then has a little talk with his friend Chi-Chi. There's only so much
a man can take! It's time for Bulma and Vegeta to... kiss and make up. Pan
begins to get nervous. Will Trunks still love her after the wish wears off?!
Will Goten and Marron become a couple? Will Gohan develop his own cheer-leading
squad? This and so much more in the next chapter of BCWYWF!
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Chapter 4 / Bulma’s Hideout / Chapter 6