Ch 15

“How many more do we have to get before you’re satisfied?” Zarbon’s voice crackled over the radio. Vegeta scowled, leaned forward, and pressed the dismiss button. The signal cut out and he smiled, leaning back into the thick padding of his pod. He was just closing his eyes when the signal sputtered to life once again. “You had better stop ignoring me, Vegeta,” Zarbon said, voice angry. “It’s for your own health, you know. Do you think you can go without sleep forever?”

Vegeta curled his lip at the communicator, wishing Zarbon would just leave him alone. He was very cranky; he hadn’t slept well since he was knocked out on Kijar. The damned voiced and those strange eyes wouldn’t let him be. “Fine, you annoying little pest,” he finally snapped. “This next one will be our last. We should have enough by now that they’ll keep each other in check so we don’t have rebellion on our hands. Then we’ll head back to Arlia and make our final travel plans for Earth. Hopefully we’ll see some fighting there. This trip has been woefully boring,” he snarled.

He could almost hear Zarbon’s eyes rolling. “Whatever. Just try to get some rest, all right?”

“I would, if you’d stop bothering me!” Vegeta shouted, and pressed the dismiss button once again. He fell back into his seat with a grunt and closed his eyes, doing his best to shut out the echoes in his head.

Zarbon also leaned back into his seat, but he did not rest. They were lucky to have won so completely on Arlia, otherwise this whole plan would be a lot less stable. Atlia, although he was fairly sure the Arlian didn’t like Vegeta, was the type that would be loyal to the bitter end, and hopefully Anpane would be as well, if only because she was hoping for a chance to get one of them into her chambers. Zarbon sighed- Kijar certainly wasn’t a bad place. It was strange, sure, but he supposed that appetites only grew when perpetually deprived. He would have to resanction the class structure and prevent that inbreeding, then the problem would solve itself. A bleeping interrupted his thoughts, and he glanced at his screen. They were only an hour and a half from planetfall. He looked out his window and watched for the planet to come into view, and after twenty minutes he was rewarded. He saw, as his ship slowed down from hyperspace to traveling just under the speed of light, that the planet was absolutely enormous. He could see vast oceans of blue water, golden and green land masses, and the atmosphere was twinkling in an unusual fashion. He sighed and stretched, then looked closer at the twinkling. It wasn’t twinkling at all- it was a series of explosions in the upper atmosphere. He looked around in alarm. There was no way either their ships or themselves could withstand a hit from an upper atmospheric weapon. He leaned forward and tapped his frequency into the communicator. “Vegeta, wake up!” he shouted. “We have trouble!”

“Then take care of it!” Vegeta’s voice snapped.

“Take a look out your window,” was Zarbon’s curt reply. “Don’t tell me you like playing with upper atmospherics!”

He heard Vegeta laugh. “I’m not concerned. Continue on the present course,” he said.

“You’re out of your gourd, Vegeta,” Zarbon snarled. “At least the civil war on Arlia was over when we got there!”

“Shut up, Zarbon. I told you I’m not concerned,” Vegeta replied, and Zarbon heard the blip of signal termination.

“That stupid bastard,” Zarbon muttered angrily to himself. “He’s going to get us both killed.



“No, the man was sleeping with the other man’s daughter, but they’re actually cousins, although they don’t know it,” Mrs. Briefs was explaining to Radditz as he consumed his breakfast. There was a banging noise and both of them turned to see Bulma enter the room, panting.

“I’ve just finished talking to God,” she wheezed.

Mrs. Briefs shot a worried look at Radditz. “Dear, I think you need to get more sleep,” she said gently, getting up from her chair and walking over to her daughter, resting a hand on her forehead. “Your temperature seems normal. Did you eat anything strange yesterday?”

Bulma batted away her mother’s hands with annoyance. “No, I mean I’ve just finished talking to Kami,” she said testily.

Mrs. Briefs took a step away and folded her hands together at her stomach. “Did you have a nice talk?” she said, at a loss.

Bulma scowled and planted her hands on her hips. “I don’t have time for this nonsense. I just wanted you to know that we have to wish Goku back. It’ll take Goku a couple of months to get back from wherever he is in the afterlife, and if he doesn’t get back before the year is up, he’ll just stay trapped there.”

“So we have to wish him back now?” her mother asked, surprised.

“Yes!” Bulma said, exasperated. “Now come help me!”

“Be right there, honey. Where will you be?”

“The back lawn. Krillin is out gathering the last dragon ball right now.”

“Okay, see you there,” Mrs. Briefs replied and watched her daughter scurry off. Sighing, she turned back to Radditz and began to clear away his plates.

“How many wishes do you get?” he asked.

“Just the one, I think,” she said absently.

“Can you only wish one person back at a time?”

Her brows knitted a little as she tried to remember. “No, I think you can wish as many people back as you want, but they all have to be in a group. You can’t just rattle off a list of people that died and expect them to come back. They have to have something in common, and they can’t have died more than a year ago. Now just rest and I’ll be back in a few hours for lunch,” she said, gathering up his dishes and leaving the room.
Radditz sat there in his bed, muscles tense. How long had it been since he left Rihon 8? Not quite a year, the way he figured it. There was still a chance. Goku was a Saiyan and Vegeta was as well. Both had died within the last year. There was definitely a chance. He moved to stand, snarling at how atrophied his muscles were. His wound stretched with the motion and he felt tender skin tear, things inside of him rupturing as he stood. He yanked the tubes and needles out of his arm, then smashed the machines as they began to make noise. Trickles of moisture began to work their way down his side underneath his robe as he staggered to the doorway. Glancing in each direction to make certain no one was there he levitated a few inches above the ground and took off to where he thought Bulma and the dragonballs would be.



“Vegeta!” Zarbon screamed as the atmospheric weapon struck the side of Vegeta’s pod. The side of the vessel was blown away and he saw Vegeta come out and hover for a moment before dropping towards the ground like a stone. He slowed his own pod and set it to land automatically, then opened the door and zoomed after the falling Prince. Sweat broke out on his brow, praying that Vegeta was all right. If anything happened to him now the whole plan would be ruined, and his life would be forfeit once again. He put on another burst of speed and got himself underneath Vegeta just before the two of them hit the ground. He laid Vegeta down gently and examined him quickly. His armor had taken the impact of the shrapnel from the disintegrating pod, breaking a shoulder guard and cracking the chest plate, but the rest of him seemed unharmed. The Saiyan was unconscious, and Zarbon figured he must have exhausted himself generating such a powerful and instantaneous ki shield. Zarbon glanced around and stood, hooking his fingers into Vegeta’s armor and hefting him up with a grunt. “Whew, you’ve gotten heavier since we first landed on Arlia,” he muttered, and took to the air.

The battle was indeed a civil war. From what Zarbon could gather, it looked as if one side was fighting for global unification and the other sides were smaller states who wanted to keep their independence. They had air-attack vessels and the atmospherics to combat them, but other than that there was no weaponry that Zarbon would concern himself with. So long as he stayed on the ground until Vegeta woke up they would be fine. He hauled the Prince into a stand of bushes and crouched there, his cape covering Vegeta, and waited.



He watched the bald man land and take off at a run towards the house. As soon as the small figure began to dash past him he burst from his cover of the bushes and tackled the fellow, crashing to the dirt. “Radditz!” the bald man gasped, and Radditz pinned him with his knees. Clutched in one of the small man’s hands was what the Saiyan assumed was a dragon ball.

“Give that to me,” he hissed, trying to ignore the pain in his abdomen and the flow of blood down his side.

Krillin shook his head. “No way, we have to wish back Goku!” he protested, grinding his teeth and squirming.

“I want him back as much as anyone!” Radditz growled, and snatched the dragon ball away. Krillin took in a lungful of air in order to scream, but Radditz raised a hand above his head and knocked the little man out cold. Standing slowly, he brushed aside his hair so he could see where the others had gathered with the other balls.

He descended upon them like a storm, knocking out Tien, Chao Tzu, and Yamcha easily as he sped around them. He heard terrified shrieks, and when he had finished his attacks he crouched on the ground, panting and clutching a hand to his bloody side.

“Radditz!” Mrs. Briefs shouted, and began to run over to him.

“Stay away!” Radditz snapped, glaring at her and sending her retreating back to her daughter’s side.

“But you’re hurt!” she protested, holding Bulma’s shoulders. “You’re undoing all those months of healing!”

“It doesn’t matter!” he shouted, throwing his dragon ball down by the others. “Now summon the dragon!”

“No!” Bulma screamed, fists clenched. “Never!”

Radditz got up shakily and stumbled over to where she stood. He placed a huge hand on her cheek and ran his thumb over her skin. “Bulma, summon the dragon,” he said sternly, gazing down into her angry blue eyes.

“Didn’t you hear me, moron?” she spat. “I said never!”

His face twisted in rage and he suddenly grabbed her behind the neck and squeezed. “Listen, human, I don’t have time to play your games. I have to make a wish before I die,” he hissed, lifting her up and brining her face close to his.

“Just do it, Bulma!” her father shouted, popping out of the house and scampering over to his wife. “It doesn’t matter!”

Tears began to roll down Bulma’s cheeks. “But Goku...” she sobbed.

Radditz bared his teeth. “Don’t worry, I’m bringing him back too,” he growled. “Now do it!”

Bulma sobbed and hit him feebly with her fists. “No!” she moaned.

Mrs. Briefs extricated herself from her husband’s grip and dashed over to the dragonballs. “Arise, Dragon!” she shouted, throwing her hands into the air. Radditz whipped around, watching the thick, black clouds cover the sky. The wind picked up and his mouth fell open, dropping Bulma carelessly on the ground as lightening pounded the earth. Suddenly the clouds began to swirl and a bright light shone high in the heavens, crackling with electricity as it wound its way down to earth. It uncoiled above the dragon balls, shining with fire and green scales as its red eyes stared at the small group below it.

“What is your wish?” it boomed, white teeth flashing in the radiance emitted by the lightening.

Mrs. Briefs looked at Radditz blankly. “Bring back to life all the Saiyans killed within the past year,” Radditz cried out, and watched as the dragon shut its mouth.

A few moments passed, the silence as dark as the black clouds swirling above. “Your wish has been granted,” the dragon thundered, and was gone with the dragon balls in a blinding flash of light. Radditz glanced around, locating Mrs. Briefs, and he smiled at her thankfully before clutching his side and toppling to the ground.

“Get him back in bed!” Mrs. Briefs shouted, running over to his side.

“But he killed Yamcha and the others!” Bulma cried, picking herself off the ground.

“Look, child,” Mrs. Briefs said. “They’re not dead- they’re unconscious. Now get this man to a bed.”

Bulma stared at her mother coldly as her father walked past her. He pulled a gadget out of his pocket and made some calls. “They med techs are on their way,” he said gently, and knelt by his wife.

“Dad!” Bulma protested, bending her knees in emphasis.

Dr. Briefs glanced over his shoulder at his daughter. “Goku has been wished back and no one was really hurt,” he said. “I trust your mother’s judgment.”

Bulma sighed. “You people are impossible. How many murderous aliens do you think you two will have to adopt before someone gets killed?”

Mrs. Briefs shot a concerned look at her daughter. “Honey, show some compassion. We’ll take care of whoever needs taking care of.”



Nappa gasped as air filled his lungs, his eyes blinking rapidly in the light as he looked at the sky. He sat up slowly, rubbing a hand over the crown of his bald head, staring around him in wonder. Where was he? He stared down at his hands and patted his torso, feeling to see if anything was wrong. The last thing he remembered was the excruciating pain of being blown to bits. He had been dead, he just knew it, and yet he seemed to be alive now. He began to mutter questions to himself and stood. Not seeing anyone in the vicinity, he took to the air.

He had to fly for quite a while before finding a settlement. He landed outside the small, dusty village and sauntered inside, wrapping his tail around his waist and alert for any sort of attack, his ears straining for the sound of the clicks of weaponry. He wandered through the twists and turns of the paths until he found himself in a sort of plaza. In the middle was a statue, large and made of bronze, resting on a huge marble pedestal. He blinked rapidly, not believing what he was seeing. If he didn’t know any better, he would have sworn he knew exactly who the statue was of. Shaking his head in disbelief and glancing around for signs of life he wandered over to the front of it and fixed his eyes upon the plaque embedded in the marble. “Our Lord Vegeta of the New Saiyan Empire, Liberator and Protector of our people,” he read aloud, blinking in surprise. He looked up at the statue and realized his first impression hadn’t been wrong; the statue was indeed of Vegeta, looking very regal in his armor and a flowing cape. He was contemplating what it all meant when he felt a tap on his shoulder. Spinning around, ready for combat, he was confronted with a pair of insect-like eyes.

“May I help you, sir?” the Arlian asked, its exoskeleton creaking as it found a comfortable standing position.

Nappa swallowed his impulse to attack when he noticed the bug-thing was armed with whatever he had been shot and killed with. “What is this Lord Vegeta business?” he asked, gesturing up at the statue.

“That is a depiction of our ruler, Vegeta, who killed the tyrant king and his elite and freed our people from bondage,” the bug replied. “Master Atlia is the one who governs our planet under him as part of His Grace’s empire, and between the two of them our planet is kept peaceful and safe from Freeza’s threat.”

Nappa frowned. Had Vegeta really managed to take over an entire planet all by himself? “So where’s this Atlia guy?” Nappa growled, wondering whether or not he should blast the overgrown insect into oblivion.

“At the capital, of course,” the soldier replied.

“How far away would you say that is if you could fly?” Nappa asked, chewing on one end of his moustache.

The soldier made a humming noise as it thought. “Well, it’s probably about three hundred miles from here, in a straight line heading towards the northeast. Does that help you out, sir?” it said amiably, pointing the direction.

Nappa nodded, examining the thing. It was nice enough, and if it was true that Vegeta was ruling the planet it probably wouldn’t be prudent to start blasting his subjects into oblivion. Maybe he would get the opportunity later, if something could be done about those horrible weapons. He saluted the bug in thanks and took to the air, angling to the northeast.

Considering the speed at which he flew it didn’t take him long to arrive at the capital. He immediately located the palace and stormed in, pushing past protesting bugs and making a beeline for what looked like the throne room. If Vegeta was here, that’s where he would be, he decided as he pushed open the heavy doors, shoving insects aside as they shouted at him. He strode into the room and crossed his arms. “I demand to see Master Atlia,” he shouted, scanning the room for someone to force to help him.

A bug draped with a blue sash walked over to him and made a little bow. “Master Atlia is occupied right now, but if you would like to make an appointment...” it said politely.

Nappa snarled and grabbed it by its sash, hauling it into the air. “If you don’t take me to Atlia right now I’m going to blast my way to him!” he said, then winced as he heard the clicking of weaponry. Crap- he had forgotten about that.

“Don’t shoot him!” he heard someone shout. “He has a tail like Lord Vegeta!”

“You’d better shoot me or I’ll kill the lot of you!” Nappa growled, dropping the bug and striding up to where the empty throne stood.

“What’s all this commotion?” a raspy voice shouted, and Nappa turned to see who approached. It was another bug-man, but this one was draped with a red sash, complete with ornaments, and had a gold band wrapped around his forearm.

“I’m looking for Atlia,” Nappa replied with a sneer.

The insect regarded him coolly. “I am he,” it said. “What can I do for you?”

Nappa glanced around, noticing that the weapons were still aimed at him. “Call your soldiers off,” he replied. “I need to talk to you.”

Atlia nodded and the weapons were lowered. “Speak,” he commanded. “And I shall do my best to answer.”

Nappa sighed. “Where in the hell am I?” he blurted, rubbing the back of his head with a large hand.

Atlia looked as amused as an insect possibly could. “You’re on Arlia, a planet that Lord Vegeta initially referred to as Rihon 8.”

“Rihon 8, eh? Guess he didn’t want it cleared,” Nappa mumbled, tapping his cleft chin.

“Apparently not, because now it functions as his main seat of power for the New Saiyan Empire,” Atlia replied.

“So Vegeta got himself an empire. I think you have some explaining to do,” Nappa said testily.

Atlia regarded Nappa’s tail. “First I’d like to ask you about yourself,” he said politely.

Nappa blinked. Of course these people wouldn’t have any idea who he was. “I’m Nappa, the commander of the Saiyan armies before Vejiitasei was destroyed. I came here with Vegeta but was, er, destroyed in our first few minutes by those weapons you have. I don’t know why I’m back, but I am, and I need to find Vegeta,” he replied with a frown.

Atlia nodded. “Come this way,” he said, and motioned for Nappa to precede him into a room off of the throne chamber.

Nappa gave a whistle of appreciation. “That’s quite a story,” he said. “So Vegeta’s just been traveling around these past few months, gathering planets?”

Atlia nodded. “He has roughly 23 planets, not including Arlia, under his control at present.”

“That’s not bad,” Nappa conceded.

Atlia shot Nappa a glance. “Actually, it’s extraordinary, considering he’s only been gone several months. He’s most charismatic, and we Arlians are already experiencing the benefits of his talents,” he said.

Nappa raised an eyebrow. “Like what?”

Atlia took a raspy breath. “Well, the second planet he conquered, Kijar, sent us a fleet of ships in exchange for our communications technology under Vegeta’s command. Now both planets have space travel and extensive communication. We’ve also begun a system of trade, and our economy is starting to improve. Fewer families live in poverty than before Vegeta showed up.”

“So you people are loyal to him? I mean, I can’t believe this is working,” Nappa said. He liked this Atlia fellow, except for the appearance.

Atlia nodded once to show his agreement. “It is amazing, but we Arlians are loyal to him after what he did for us, and our military has begun occupying the other worlds until their loyalty is just as certain. The fear of Freeza and the promise of economic growth are strong motivators, however,” Atlia replied.

“I see,” Nappa said, about to continue when there was a knock at the door and a soldier entered.

“There’s a transmission coming in, sir,” the soldier said.

Atlia waved a hand. “Have it sent through,” he replied, and directed Nappa’s attention to a screen located in one wall of the room. The soldier closed the door and the two waited for the static to clear. Finally the image stabilized and Nappa found himself looking into the pale, fine-boned face of Zarbon.

“Atlia,” Zarbon said. “Thank goodness. We could use some help.”

“What in the hell is that prissy alien doing on your screen?” Nappa roared, getting out of his chair.

Zarbon’s eyes focused past Atlia and came to rest on the Saiyan. “Nappa!” he said in surprise. “I thought you were dead!”

“I was,” Nappa growled. “I don’t know why I’m not anymore. But it’s not important! What have you done to the Prince?”

Zarbon sighed. “I see being dead didn’t teach you any sense,” he said acerbically. “He’s here, but he’s unconscious, and the planet we’re on is in the midst of a civil war. Vegeta’s ship was destroyed, and we need troops and transportation. Heck, Nappa, come yourself. We could use your help,” he said, looking at Atlia.

“Are you in immediate danger?” Atlia asked, ignoring Nappa’s stammering.

Zarbon glanced behind him. “No,” he replied, “And if the need should arise I still have my pod. It’s where I’m calling from. It can fit the two of us, but it wouldn’t be comfy. I think there’s a wormhole in this sector that we could utilize to get back to you, but it’d still take a while in the pod. Send one of Anpane’s ships too. Kijar’s closer to where we are anyway,” he said, continuing to glance periodically over his shoulder.

“What happened to the Prince?” Nappa demanded, pounding a fist on Atlia’s desk.

Zarbon rolled his eyes. “The Prince has a...condition...caused by your little friend Radditz on Earth. His pod was blown up by an upper atmospheric upon our arrival, and he was barely strong enough to fend it off. He used up all his energy, and so now he’s taking a little nap,” he replied snappishly.

“We’ll send aid immediately. We have your coordinates locked in and we’ll be there as soon as we can,” Atlia said, saluting Zarbon.

Zarbon smiled gently and nodded. “Many thanks, Atlia. See you soon, Nappa,” he said, and terminated the signal.

Nappa began shouting at Atlia the second that the bug-man turned around to face him. “Why didn’t you tell me that bastard was with Vegeta!” he screeched, fists rolled into balls.

Atlia shrugged. “It didn’t seem necessary. Zarbon swore fealty to Vegeta in the arena, and has been the Prince’s right hand ever since,” he replied. “Now would you like to be off? The ship will be ready in an hour. I can offer you a bath and food before takeoff, if you’d like.”

“Very well,” Nappa grumbled, and followed the Arlian out of the room.


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