Chapter 34

The knock on his door sounded again. “I said go away!” Vegeta shouted, still hunched over the table in the room, reading the printouts.

“Come on, Vegeta,” Zarbon’s voice came angrily from outside the door. “You’ve been in there for three days!”

“GO AWAY!” Vegeta screamed, arm lashing about until it found something to throw at the door. His hand let the object fly, and a crystal vase met its end on the smooth surface of the door with an ear-splitting crash.

“Oh my god, you crazy little bastard,” Zarbon grumbled. “You spent how long pestering me to train you, then you don’t let me sleep because you want to train, and then you lock yourself in the room and refuse to come out! What in the hell is going on?”

“What part of ‘go away’ don’t you understand?” screeched Vegeta, absolutely furious. “I am busy, Zarbon!”

“Busy with what? What could you possibly have to do that’s more interesting than training? Let’s face it, Vegeta, you’re not exactly a renaissance man. All you do is scream and fight!”

“Gaaaah! Shut up!!” Vegeta howled. “Your ruining my concentration!”

“Damn you,” Zarbon spat, the sound of him pounding the door with his fist resounding in Vegeta’s room.

Vegeta turned and stared at the door in fury. “If you knock down that door you had better start praying because I’m going to send you directly to hell!” Vegeta thundered.

He could hear Zarbon making little angry noises and could almost picture the pout on Zarbon’s perfect face. “Fine, see if I care,” he heard the green-haired man mumble.

“Good riddance,” Vegeta couldn’t help himself from adding, then returned to analyzing the printouts. So far he felt like he had a good grasp of the components, but he didn’t want to rub it in the woman’s face until he had the whole set of blueprints memorized. He knew what each part did and where it went, but he knew he still lacked the technical know-how to be able to make it work once he put it back together again, and manufacturing was so far beyond him it pained his pride to think about it. Thank goodness the old man had been of help. The woman’s sire had been able to access the data within a matter of hours and was even willing to keep the whole thing quiet, for a price. Oh well, Zarbon was bound to have a spare communicator console. It would be worth all the pain, all the throbbing in his head and burning of his eyes, to see the look of utter shock on her face. He couldn’t wait. That thought brought him back to his situation and he leaned back in his chair, brining the plans up so he could read them better. Not long now, he thought, and continued to commit the information to memory.


She hummed to herself as she worked, quickly undoing screws as she opened up another of the seemingly-endless panels. The sounds of Radditz swearing under his breath as he tried to reconnect wiring reached her ears but didn’t penetrate her consciousness, which was focused entirely on the task at hand. So into her work was she that she didn’t hear the footsteps coming up behind her and failed to notice the shadow cast on her work until the person spoke. “You’re putting that in the wrong spot,” she heard a deep voice say.

She glanced up in time to see Radditz’s face darken with embarrassment and frustration. “I apologize,” Radditz said haltingly. “Where should it go?”

“On the next connector, the one to the left,” the voice replied. “Any fool would know that.”

She finally recognized the voice and turned slowly, feeling her jaw tighten as the anticipation of unpleasantness hit her. It was him, it was Vegeta standing there behind her, pointing at what Radditz was working on with a smug, imperious smile on his face. “Why don’t you get out of here, Vegeta,” she growled, continuing to undo the plate she was working on. “We don’t need rookies in our way.”

“You think I don’t know what’s going on?” he asked with a raised eyebrow, arms crossed over his chest.

“I know you don’t know what’s going on. You don’t have the slightest idea of what we’re dealing with,” she replied haughtily.

“And you and Radditz do, I suppose,” he said.

She didn’t like the way his expression was settling on his face like a viper ready to strike. “Of course,” she said with bravado. “Radditz and I are the closest to experts you’ll ever see.”

Vegeta smiled, this time showing a few of his teeth in the corner of his mouth. “Then why are you letting him connect the energy component data wire with the weapons system profiler update wire?” he asked softly.

“What?” she said, feeling cold and hot at the same time as both rage and shock raced through her.

“And you, that panel you’re opening only contains one of the energy generators, of which you’ve already examined three without completely understanding their function,” he continued, pointing with a gloved hand at some of the mechanical litter that surrounded them.

She felt her fist close around her screwdriver and begin to shake with the force she was using to clench the tool, her knuckles white as she spoke between clenched teeth. “And how did you get so knowledgeable all of a sudden?” she growled.

Vegeta shrugged nonchalantly and knelt on the floor beside her, his tail uncoiling from around his waist and waving slowly back and forth in the air behind him. “I always was, you just never asked me.”

“Then why didn’t you just do this whole damn thing yourself and save me the trouble?” she snarled, becoming angry. “How dare you let me work on this thing for months when you already know all about it?”

He shook his head and took the screwdriver from her roughly, starting to undo the screws of a different panel. “It’s not like that at all. If you didn’t see each component how could you mass produce them?”

She folded her arms over her chest and glared at him bitterly. “So then what’s this really about?”

“I still need you to manufacture these things,” he said. “We don’t have the facilities in my empire to do such a thing.”

“And why not?” she replied angrily. “Isn’t your empire enlightened enough?”

Vegeta smiled again, reveling in her frustration. Oh, he didn’t need to kill her- torturing her was so much more fun! “Sadly, no. All the worlds we are trying to integrate right now that are advanced enough to have the means to do such things are the ones fighting us the hardest. Therefore we must turn to your pathetic efforts instead.”

“Hey, this is not pathetic!” she shouted, standing up in her vehemence. “I think we’ve done a pretty good job for the few months we’ve worked on this. It’s halfway through summer already, for heaven’s sake!”

“Well, you’ll do better now that I’ve decided to help you,” he said simply, beginning to undo the panel, secretly anxious to see the actual object and not just the endless diagrams he had studied.

“Augh!” she cried in frustration. “There’s nothing I can say to get you to leave, is there?” she grumbled.

He smiled again, flashing her a dark look with those endlessly black eyes. “No,” he replied with cold glee.

“Fine. Let’s cut the crap, then, and just get to it,” she mumbled.

Vegeta looked up and across the ravaged pod. “You’re dismissed, Radditz,” he said softly.

“What?” Radditz exclaimed, cold apprehension stealing over his insides.

“I said you’re dismissed. Go play with your traitor brother and his brat.”

Radditz stared at Vegeta in disbelief. He did not want to leave Bulma alone in the room with Vegeta, that was for sure, but he had also received a direct order from his prince. “Are you sure?” he asked hesitantly.

“Yes,” Vegeta hissed, the slight humor that had possessed him a few moments before evaporating rapidly.

Radditz looked over at Bulma in alarm. “It’s okay, Radditz. If you’re with Goku I’ll know how to get in touch with you if I...er, we, should need any help.”

“If you’re sure,” he said quietly. He stood, made a short bow to Vegeta, and left the room, stopping at the door to look over his shoulder at Bulma, who promptly waved him on with a motion of her hands. Sighing, he turned and went away.

“Poor thing,” she whispered.

Vegeta raised an eyebrow. “Forget him,” he said abruptly. “We have work to do.”

She sighed and knelt beside him, watching his brisk movements as he undid the panel. “We certainly do.”

Several hours later she felt as if headway was being made for the first time. She hated to admit it, but Vegeta really seemed to know what he was talking about. Everything he had said so far had made perfect sense, although it was still obvious to her that he didn’t have a clue about manufacturing. She watched as he finally removed his gloves, surfacing for a moment to throw them aside and revealing his shapely hands, the fingers long and square at the ends. As she looked at his face she realized it was a good thing that he wasn’t wearing anything other than the spandex black bodysuit, because he was absolutely covered in dark grease. The black substance clung to his cheekbones and forehead, and even his sharp, straight nose had a liberal coating. She couldn’t hold back any longer and finally broke out laughing.

“What?” he asked angrily, his heavy eyebrows falling into a deeper scowl than was customary.

“You’re covered in grease,” she giggled, pointing at him with one hand.

He muttered something under his breath and began to wipe at his face with a sleeve. “Is it gone?” he asked impatiently, fixing her with a dark stare.

“Heavens, no,” she giggled harder, for he had merely smeared the grease all over his entire face. “You’re a mess.”

He smiled back, the expression menacing. “You’re not so clean yourself,” he said, gesturing at areas on his face to show where she had grease on hers.

Bulma’s mouth opened in a startled ‘o’ and she quickly tried to wipe it off, but to no avail. With a growl she reached into the innards of the pod and managed to collect a good, juicy handful of the alien grease and flung it at Vegeta’s head without a second thought. The goo hit him in the jaw, splattering the left side of his face and shoulder.

“Why, you,” he snarled, eyes alight with the challenge, and fashioned his own ball of grease, managing to smack her right between the eyes. She wailed in dismay and wiped it out of her eyes.

“Okay, you’re going to get it now, mister,” she threatened, scrabbling to form a grease ball before he did.

“You’ll never beat me, woman,” he challenged back, quickly grasping for more ammunition. Soon clumps of grease large and small were sailing through the air, coating the walls and each other with sticky, slimy blackness. Bulma found a particularly large batch and clutched it eagerly, hurling it at Vegeta’s head with all her might. He laughed and dodged to the side easily and was about to launch his counterattack when he saw that her face had gone white, her eyes focused on a point behind him.

“Well, I seem to have found more than I bargained for,” Zarbon’s voice said from behind him.

Vegeta turned around slowly, eyes widening when he saw that the grease ball she had thrown had hit the green-haired man squarely in the nose, covering his entire face, neck, shoulders, and chest with the runny black goo. Zarbon’s face twisted in disgust beneath the slime and he quickly wiped it out of his eyes, leaving pale blue-green half circles in the dark crud below his eyes. Vegeta blinked several times, then burst out in genuine laughter.

“Oh, you should see yourself!” he cackled, pointing. He glanced at Bulma and saw her visibly relax, her shoulders lowering themselves as she too began to laugh.

“Oh, sure, it’s funny when it’s not you,” Zarbon said bitterly, flicking grease on the floor with a motion of his hands, then looked up at the laughing pair. “Okay, so maybe it is you two as well,” he amended, his fine eyebrows disrupting the grease as he frowned.

“You got a little in your hair,” Bulma offered, pointing.

Zarbon’s golden eyes widened in horror. “I’ll be back,” he blurted, and rocketed from the room. Vegeta and Bulma laughed harder and he turned to her to find her wiping tears from her eyes.

“I haven’t laughed that hard in a long time,” she said merrily, fixing sparkling blue eyes on Vegeta.

He said nothing for several moments, but for him the hilarity of the moment was over. “He’ll be back,” he said solemnly. “And then he’ll want me to attend to something else, so I advise you work more quickly.”

“Me? Why just me? I’m doing just as much work as you are?” she argued, but after a second or two her face cracked with a smile once again. He shot her his dirtiest look and she shook her head, grinning and closing her eyes. “Nothing personal,” she chuckled, “but you’re still absolutely covered in that gooey stuff.”

“You are too,” he reminded her, a smile flickering across his sculpted lips for just a moment. “Let’s get back to work.”

“All right,” she agreed, and dove back into her task with renewed vigor.


She stepped out of the shower, rubbing her hair against the towel vigorously as she walked from the bathroom into her bedroom. Discarding the towel on the bed, she shook her head from side to side and picked up the silken negligee of the sort she had taken to wearing to bed the past few months. She sighed with simple pleasure as the light fabric of the nightie whispered over her clean skin, giving her entire body a little shake to settle the material correctly over her curves. Running her hand through her thick wet hair she wandered to the window, looking out over the quiet nighttime gardens of the compound’s ground and the summer stars overhead. The wind rustled the greenery gently and the scent of flowers wafted up to her through the open window, the curtains fluttering slightly in the breeze as she leaned against the sill. As she looked at the stars again she wondered where Vejiitasei had once been, and suddenly the night sky seemed very lonely to her. A deep stillness settled in her chest and she bowed her head, thinking of how it would feel to have her home destroyed by someone in her youth and then having to enduring being raised by that same person. Was that why Vegeta wanted to die so badly? To escape that shame? She was about to turn away from the window when movement caught her eye. Pressing herself to the sill, she contemplated going out on her balcony for a moment, then decided against it in favor of the cover the curtains provided her. She peered out into the darkness and saw that Vegeta had entered a bright patch in the backyard, the light playing off his softly shining skin, and she realized that he was still wet from bathing. He stood shirtless on the lawn, his broad, muscular chest rising and falling gently with his breathing. His spiky tower of hair moved back and forth as he turned his head, apparently scanning his surroundings. Then, slowly but surely, he began to move through a series of katas, his limbs cutting graceful lines into the night. Bulma retreated into her bedroom and extinguished the light, running back to the window and gasping when she saw he had fixed his eyes upon her room, the black irises even darker than the night itself, as if they were the reason for the failing of the light instead of the absence of the sun. Fading back into the curtains, Bulma found herself holding her breath until he looked away and returned to his workout. For long moments she watched him run through his routine, his body finally shiny with sweat. She put her fingers to her lips and watched as his corded muscles extended and contracted, the raw power in his body poorly concealed by his minimalist movements. Suddenly his entire body tensed and he whirled towards the building, the lines of his form startled. Then, without warning, he took a few steps away from the house and took off into the sky with a hiss of displaced air and sparkling of aura. She backed away from the windows and the curtains whipped about madly from the sudden disturbance, then threw wide the door and ran down the hall.

She was just rounding the corner when she hit something solid, very, very solid. Stumbling a few steps backward, she looked up and saw that she had collided with Zarbon. The tall man was imposing, even clad in only a towel, his pale blue-green skin rippling with sculpted muscle and his long green hair hanging wet halfway down his back. “Well, you’re looking well this evening,” he said, his golden eyes suddenly seeming like those of a predator.

“Thanks,” she said. “You need to put on some clothes.”

He raised a fine green eyebrow. “You think so?” he said nonchalantly. “Well, I’m not the only one,” he said quietly, gesturing at her state of dress with the hand that wasn’t holding up the towel.

Bulma felt her cheeks flame. “Hmmm. I think you’re right,” she muttered, looking at the floor.

“So where were you going in such a hurry?” he asked, shifting his weight from one foot to the other.

She nearly blurted out that she was running into the yard to see what direction Vegeta had gone, but suddenly she didn’t feel like disclosing that information. “I wanted to see if Radditz came back,” she mumbled. “I felt bad for him after Vegeta kicked him out.”

Zarbon’s eyebrows came together ever so slightly and she knew he wasn’t buying her story. “I don’t think he has returned yet, but your mother is down in the kitchen waiting for him,” he said.

Bulma shifted from one foot to the other. Her mother was probably what scared Vegeta away- she was the only person on the planet that he seemed to actively fear. “Well, maybe I’ll go down there and tell her not to wait up.”

Zarbon nodded, moving past her but not turning his back on her, keeping his golden eyes fastened upon her face. “Prudent,” he murmured, and before she could blink he had gone off down the hallway.

She shivered even in the warmth of the hallway. His eyes always seemed to look right through her. Zarbon was always so cold to her and that scared her. His calm couldn’t be meddled with and took away her illusions of having any sort of power in their interchanges. Radditz was pitifully easy to order around and at least Vegeta was hot and angry all the time and therefore more easily dealt with. Vegeta was nothing if not predictable in his conversations, the thought making a smile rise unbidden to her face. She immediately changed her expression to a scowl and stormed off down the hall. The second she stopped thinking of him as an arrogant, deadly thorn in her side was the day she would know she had truly lost touch with reality.


To her surprise Radditz actually was in the kitchen, having just arrived. Her mother was already busy with tea and cookies, which Radditz was consuming in his usual face-stuffing fashion. “How was your day with Goku?” she asked politely, ignoring where on her body his eyes became glued the second he saw her. She probably should have taken Zarbon’s advice and covered up before she came down to see him. Come to think of it, she often felt like a piece of meat when he looked at her, a course to be devoured rather than a thinking, breathing person.

“It was fine,” he replied between mouthfuls. “And your day with the Prince?”

“We got so much done!” she replied proudly, not noticing the tightness that spread across his face at her words. “Despite being such an arrogant bastard Vegeta really knows what he’s talking about.”

“That’s nice,” Radditz said coldly, lowering his eyes to his food.

“Isn’t it though?” Mrs. Briefs chimed in. “Now you’ll have so much more time to spend with your brother!”

Bulma shot her mother a dirty look. “Mom,” she said cautiously, feeling the mood in the room darken and not wanting her mother to say anything inadvertently harmful.

“I think it’s so nice that you and that darling Vegeta are finally getting along better, too,” Mrs. Briefs continued. “It’ll make everything so much nicer around here.”

“I wouldn’t bet on it,” Bulma grumbled, watching Radditz’s expression ripple as alternate phases of emotion and control moved across it. His dark eyes latched onto hers and a sudden pity rose in her chest, a pity that stuck to her bones and made her want to cry. That poor, poor man. He had absolutely nothing going in his favor. Was mere pity enough reason to love? Her head suddenly felt heavy and she realized just how taxing the day had been. “I’m going to bed,” she muttered and left the room.


Vegeta was already high in the sky after only minutes after takeoff, casually surveying the ground as it rocketed past far beneath him. The starlight shone off of different bodies of water, and he realized for the first time just how rich in resources the planet Earth was. No wonder the humans had time to sit around and worry about such trivial things as fashion and what was on television- their productive world practically handed life to them on a golden platter daily. It wasn’t like on Arlia, where agriculture was meager at best and the planet was sparsely vegetated. Atlia and his race had a hard life on their inhospitable planet, and perhaps that was why he liked it. He liked the hard life- it reminded him he actually was alive. If he was still feeling pain, he was alive. But he wouldn’t be alive much longer. He would battle Freeza, he knew that much, and he almost certainly wouldn’t survive it. The best he could do was use his life as a weapon. That was the only advantage he had over Freeza- he was willing to die and the tyrant wasn’t. Suddenly a large power loomed in his extra sense and he expelled ki to halt his movement cold. Head turning from side to side he finally pinpointed it, off to the north a few yards. He had been so sunken in thought he hadn’t even noticed it. The Earth warriors seemed to be able to control their power level as well, which didn’t make them easier to spot, although it would be a useful trick to learn. Then he recognized his watcher and his eyes narrowed. “You,” he breathed. “What do you want?”

A harsh laugh rippled smoothly through the sky. “I want to take you for a test run,” the voice wound into the air from between sharp white teeth.

Vegeta scowled at the turbaned form. “I have no business with you,” he said sternly. “Leave here before you get hurt.”

The Namekian laughed again. “You might think that bravado will aid you, but that is not the case here.”

“You’re wasting my time,” Vegeta growled.

“Like that matters to me,” the Namek said. “I just want to make sure I’m not wasting my time.”

Vegeta’s eyes narrowed. “Wait, aren’t you the one training Kakarott’s brat?” he asked suddenly.

The Namek cocked his head slightly. “Gohan? Why, yes, I am.”

“Then where does he get his power? Why can’t I get a handle on where it’s coming from?” Vegeta inquired, crossing his arms over his bare chest.

“He has such a vast reservoir of power that none of us really know its extent. Unfortunately he only seems to be able to access it under duress. Fortunately battle seems to fit his criteria.”

“Do you think that has anything to do with his mother?” Vegeta asked, suddenly curious.

The Namekian looked surprised, and Vegeta knew that he hadn’t expected this to turn into a quizzing session. “Perhaps. Half-Saiyans might be more powerful than humans. I don’t know enough about your kind to make a fair assumption.”

Vegeta made a mental note to never let Nappa come near Earth. All he needed were a bunch of powerful half-Saiyans running around with Nappa’s intellect. “Interesting. But you’re not from this planet, green man. Why do you stay?”

The Namekian smiled again, showing his long, sharp canines. “You and I are a lot alike,” he said quietly.

Vegeta’s mind flashed back to earlier in his mission to Earth, remembering the Namekian saying those same words when they were near one another. “What do you mean?” he asked sharply.

Again that low laugh. “We’re the bad guys, you and I. We’re the aliens, the unknown quantities with the heavens only know how much power. They don’t trust us and yet they still look to us. We’re loners and yet we find reasons to stay around people. We’ve found reasons to spare this planet from our troubles.”

“What’s your reason?” Vegeta interjected.

The Namekian closed his eyes and shook his head. “Why, Gohan, of course. If it weren’t for him I would have killed his father and enslaved this planet long ago. Do you know what your reason is yet?”

Vegeta’s scowl intensified. “I don’t have a reason and doubt I ever will,” he growled.

The Namekian shrugged, suddenly tossing aside his turban and heavy cape. “Just as well. You won’t have anything to regret if I kill you.”

“You talk big for such a puny power level,” Vegeta snarled, then quieted as his eyes grew wide.

The corkscrew of light was directed right at his head.


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