Assembling Your Own Funnel
1. All great funnels obviously begin with assembly. First, go to your local hardware store and acquire by either buying, blagging or if obsession rears its ugly head by stealing about a foot and a half of clear plastic hose, rookies should find 5/8 " clear hose. Experienced funnelers should be funelling out of vacuum hoses, copper tubing, telescopes, or whatever is within reach.
3. After finding the required hose and funnel simply slide the tube over the funnel as tight as possible. Heating the tube in boiling water to make it pliable is recommended. A hose clamp is optional positioned around the neck of your funnel.
4. After assembling your new best friend, find your little brother or some other small child and let him try it out first, just to be on the safe side to see if it is too quick.
5. The final step would be to find a party. After a party is found, gather everyone around and show them how to drink out of your new alcohol funnel. Let funnelling commence!
The Drunk Poem
Starkle, starkle, little
twink,
who the hell are you I think?
I’m not under what you call
the alcolfulence of inchohol
I’m just a little slort of sheep,
I’m not
drunk like thinkle peep.
I don’t know who is me yet.
but the drunker I
stand here,
the longer I get.
So, just give me one more fink to drill my
cup,
cause I got all day sober to Sunday up.
Beer Warning Labels
WARNING:
consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like an asshole
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay
shings like thish
WARNING: consumption of alcohol
may leave you wondering what hte hell happened to your pants
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to think you
can out drive Mario Andretti
WARNING:
consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over in the morning and see
something really scary (whose species and/or name you can’t
remember)
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