A Date With Dinner
Warnings: Another argument/self-insertation fic! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! I got bored and I wanted something nice and perky to write to cheer me up. ^^ So... I thought, what the hell, I'll insert myself and perhaps other miscellaneous people with me! Fun, ne?
Things to know: A barrucha, a device similiar to an advanced walkie talkie except there are probably more buttons and when you call someone, the person receiving your message shakes and so does everything within a mile radius of you... something like that.
So, whenever you're messaged, the barrucha vibrates your whole body and everything around you when you have it. ( You also can't really go through the barrucha, even though I do it here in this fanfic... ) This item was borrowed from the anime Kodomo no Omocha, which is an excellent anime that's like Marmalade Boy on speed, even though I've never seen Marmalade Boy.
E-mail flames/comments/suggestions/maybe compliments? to DeslyDuo@hotmail.com!
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Desly: *throws a bag across the room* Shtoopid school... shtoopid homework... I'm frigging tired n'... *mumbles incoherently under her breath* Thank god it's over! Garrrrccchhhhaaaa!! *mumbles some more*
Duo: *appears from somewhere* Konnichiwa, Dess-chan! Daijoubu desu ka? *waves*
Desly: *¬_¬* Tired... I had three fucking tests to do and I'm sooo madddddd.....
Duo: *eyebrow twitch* NANI?!! A pap smear? You got laid? Holy sh-!
Desly: *pulls out a metal fan courtesy of Tasuki from Fushigi Yuugi out of hammer space and whacks Duo* Duo no HENTAI! *whack!* I'm just MAD! *whack!* I just felt like *whack!* cursing for the love of GOD! *whack!* DAMN! *walks to the kitchen and curses*
Duo: *rubs head sorely* Itai.... metal fan.... pain.... *looks up* Holy cra-!
A piano, bomb, big lamp and frying pan comes flying out at Duo.
*Bang!* *Boom!* *Crash!* *Clang!*
Duo: *ducks and weaves* Knew I shouldn't of messed with the author... *dives under cover from the metal fan* Whoa! That was close!
Heero: *walks in* Hn. What did you do? Make Dess-chan mad?
Duo: ..hai... *goofy grin*
Heero: Baka... *walks over to Duo and drags him into the kitchen*
In another part of this world...
Quatre: *tunes violin* Hmm... the G-string sounds sharp. Hmm.... perhaps it's the weather.... *plays the string again* Hmmmmm....
Trowa: *tunes flute* Flat. *plays again*
Wufei: *reading on the sofa* Please keep it down! I'm reading for the love of Nataku!
A loud thunderous scream echos in the distance.
Desly: *calling from kitchen* Q-chaaaaan!!!!!! Tro-chaaaaan!!!!! Wu-chaaaaan! HELP ME COOOOOOOOKKKKKK DIIIINNNNNNNNNEEEERRRRRR!!!!!!!!
Trowa: *looks up* Hm. Let's go, Quatre. *packs flute up and stands up*
Quatre: *packs up violin* Ok, Trowa! Let's go! *slides arm into Trowa's arm*
Wufei: K'so! Can't a man have any peace? Once the onna gets back home, she bugs us!
Quatre: That's all right! It's fine as long as she treats us well. *snuggles Trowa*
Trowa: *smile* I'm hungry. Let's go make dinner.
Wufei: *throws book to the side* Argh. Fine, I don't want to be stuck here in this place. Let's go. *storms off*
Trowa & Quatre: *follows Wufei*
In the kitchen....
Desly: Heero? Can you please check on my stuffed chicken I put in the oven this morning? And while you're at it, baste it with this seasoning that's by the stove. *points*
Heero: *nods* Ninmu ryoukai.... *opens the oven, pokes the chicken and bastes it meticulously*
Desly: D-chan?
Duo: *looks up* Hai?
Desly: I've cut up all this fruit, I trust you can put these in a bowl and mix them? It's supposed to be a fruit salad and after you mix them up, add lemon juice so that the fruit doesn't get any discoloration and rot to pieces. Then, put the bowl in the fridge to cool and we'll have it with dessert.
Duo: *looks a little confused* Annooo..... haiiii..... anooooo..... Hee-chan? You might want to help me...... *starts piling fruit in a big wooden bowl*
Trowa: We're here. *nods at Heero and everyone*
Quatre: *chirps* Anything you need us to help with?
Desly: Konnichiwa, Tro-chan, Q-chan.... *looks* Where's Wu-chan?
Wufei: *stomps in* It's Wufei! WUFEI! ONNA! Get it right!
Desly: *shrug* Anyway, Wu-chan, since you're good at cutting things up, how about working on the big cake that I just got cooled off? It's chocolate and you can ice it with the whip cream over there. *points at cutting board and big chocolate cake* Remember, ice it and let it cool in the fridge and you may cut it when we eat the cake for dessert.
Wufei: *his man-ego has grown because of his chopping ability is requested* Hai, onna, I would be pleased to do this. And white whip cream, white, such justice! It represents it so well! *does a pose and walks over to the cake with a smirk*
Desly: Q-chan? *points at Duo, who is STILL piling fruit in a bowl carefully* Please help D-chan with the fruit salad. He's supposed to pile them up in the bowl, add lemon juice to reduce discoloration and rotting. Mix the fruit, cover it and put it in the fridge to cool and it's part of the dessert.
Quatre: ^_^ Hai, Dess-chan! *looks at Duo* Duo-kun! Need some help?? *calmly walks over*
Trowa: *looks at Quatre's rear end and quickly looks back to Desly* Anything I can help with?
Desly: I'm soooo glad you asked, Tro-chan! *smiles and claps hands*
Wufei: *calls out* Sounds bad, Barton!
Desly: *glare* Ignore him, but anyway, Tro-chan, can you please mash these potatoes? Add butter, salt, pepper and milk accordingly. Oh, and don't forget to taste it too. After you do that, add these freshly chopped chives on top! Arigatou! ^_^
Trowa: *nods and starts mashing; muscles slightly bulge out of his t-shirt* Hai, Dess-chan. This will be done in efficient time and will still be hot enough to eat.
Heero: *finishes basting chicken* Ninmu kanryou, Dess-chan. What now?
Desly: *grin* Ok! Check on the chicken every five minutes for the next fifteen minutes and when it seems to smell, taste, look and feel cooked, take it out, put it on this big platter, *whips out a big pretty plate* and put it on the table. ^_^V Arigatou!
Heero: *nods* Hn. Hai.
Desly: *sighs happily* I'm so genki! *turns chibi and dances a la Sana-chan from Kodomo no Omocha* Watashi Dess-chan! *poses* Hai! *pulls out singing/repeating device used by Sana-chan when she sings* ->_<-!! *bobs head and sings* Food is great and so is a date! Don't be unhappy or I'll make you pappy! I like to eat with my friends! D-chan, Tro-chan, Q-chan, Wu-chan and Hee-chan! Throw in Jay-chan! Don't deny their names or else I'll make you eat a fan!
Quatre: *gingerly squeezes lemon juice over fruit salad* Ookkk....
Duo: *covers the salad* All finished! I'm starving! *stores salad in fridge*
Desly: *puts away singing instruments* D-chan and Q-chan, set up the table, kudasai? *chibi eyes*
Duo & Quatre: Hai, Dess-chan.
Trowa: *whips out a big bowl of mashed potatoes* Finished with the potatoes, they're mashed.
Desly: *grabs a spoon and eats some mashed potatoes* Oiiiiiii!!!!!! Sugoi desu neeee!!!! *gigantic chibi eyes* Put this on the table! Could you help out Q-chan, kudasai?
Trowa: *beams* Hai. *places mashed potatoes aside and helps set the table*
Heero: *he pulls out a bigass chicken out of the oven and onto the fancy plate* Dess-chan... *grunt* Done.... Table?
Desly: *pokes chicken* HAIIIIIIIIII!!!!!! Yummmm!!!!! Mmmmmmmmmm!!!!
Heero: *puts chicken on the table* Hn. *grunts and sits down with a semi-exhausted look* Heavy chicken....
Quatre: *sets utencils on the table* The silverware is beautiful.... *continues to admire utencils*
Desly: *surveys the table* Hmm..... this might be too much food.... hmmmmm..... *thinks for a second and grabs a portable 'barrucha' like Kodomo no Omocha's and calls up Jay* Jaaayyyy-chaaaaaannnnnn!!!!! Are you theeeeerrrre!!!!!????????
Jay: *shakes up and down in his house from the vibrating barrucha* N-n-n-noooot-t-t aa-ag-ggaaiiii-nnnn.... *pulls barrucha out of his pocket* H-h-h-aaaa-iiiiii, D-d-d-d-eee-s-ssssss-c-c-c-h-hhaaa-nnnnnn....???
Desly: *grin* ^_^ You hungry? Wanna come over for dinner? We got a big baked stuffed chicken with mashed potatoes and we're having a chocolate cake with white icing plus some fruit salad on the side for dessert! Soo... *silence* is that a no?
Jay: *O_o* Iiiiiiiiiiiiieeeee!!!! I'll be right over! Gimmie... *checks watch* a half an hour! *thinks, 'I don't want to go over the speed limit.....'*
Desly: Can't do that! We're gunna eat sooooooonnnnnn!!! Hold on! *drags Jay through the barruchas into her place and clicks off her barrucha*
Jay: Itai...! Christ, that hurt! *stretches body awkwardly*
Desly: *shrugs* It worked though, c'mon! *drags Jay off and hollers* SET UP ANOTHER PLACE! JAY-CHAN IS HERE FOR DINNER!!!!!!!!
Trowa: *expertly tosses plates on the table* 1... *toss* 2... *toss* 3... *toss* 4... *toss* 5... *toss* 6... *toss* and Jay-kun. *tosses last plate and sits down at the table*
Duo: *pours drinks for everyone* Ok, Hee-chan gets cranberry juice, Trowa gets orange juice, Q-chan gets iced tea, Dess-chan gets apple juice, I get Pepsi, Wu-chan gets iced water and.... hmmm... hey! Jay! What do you like?
Desly: *props Jay on a chair and sits on another chair next to him* Arigatou minna! This looks awessoomee!! *big goggly chibi eyes*
Jay: *looks slightly dazed* Anoo.... ice tea is fine... *looks at everyone* Konnichiwa, Duo-kun, Trowa-kun, Heero-kun, Wufei-kun and Quatre-kun.
Heero: *nods* Hello.
Quatre: *waves* Konnichiwa, Jay-kun! Nice to see you again! How was the trip through the barrucha?
Wufei: *snort* I do not know how you tolerate *points at Desly* that ONNA... anyway, hello Jay-kun.
Trowa: *nods* Konnichiwa, Jay-kun. Nice of you to drop by.
Duo: *waves enthusiastically* Oiiiiiiiii!!! Jay! Waaassssssssuuuuuupppp??????
Desly: *¬_¬* Forget someone? *nudges Jay*
Jay: *looks at Desly* Oh! Gomen nasai! *nods* Konnichiwa, Lady Hentai!
Desly: *fumes slowly steam from her ears and whips out a fan* NNNNNAAAAANNNNNIIII YOOOOOOO!!!!!!!?????
Duo: *falls over laughing*
Quatre & Trowa: *tries to hide smiles*
Wufei: *¬_¬* Not again....
Heero: *tiny smirk*
Jay: *chuckles* Just joking; konnichiwa, Dess-chan. Daijoubu, Dess-chan. *grin* I'm starving, let's eat.
Desly: *puts fan next to her and grumbles* Humph.... Hee-chan? Cut the chicken and serve! Q-chan, please pass around the mashed potatoes! Tro-chan? Put some stuffing on each plate! Arigatou!!!!!!!
Forty five minutes later........
Desly: Wu-chan???? Can you please cut the cake?
Duo: *burps* Whoops! 'Scuse me! Good dinner! We got cake too? Sugoi!
Wufei: *his cutting ego returns and serves cake to everyone* A big slice of cake for everyone, hands off MAXWELL! *smack!*
Desly: *walks to the fridge* I'll get the salad.... *pulls out a big bowl* Here it is! *whips out a big spoon and gives everyone big portions* Good job Q-chan! D-chan!
Quatre: *eats cake and salad* Arigatou, Dess-chan. This is good, you made the cake?
Desly: *does a pose* Haiiiiii!!!!! *sits down and starts eating*
Heero: *pokes at cake* Hmm... another way to blow up an Oz base.... *starts eating*
Trowa: *pleased look* Mmm... good. We should do this more....
Duo: *eats like there's no tomorrow* Mmmmmm! Tro-chan, dude, my man, we do this every day! *eats more cake and fruit salad*
Wufei: *snort* Yeah, but we do all the labor! *eats some fruit*
Desly: *mad* I DO MY SHARE OF WORK TOOOOOOOOO!!!!! I make up the menu, buy the materials and things we need to make the food and helped cook part of it! So nyyaaaaaahhhhh!!!!! *takes a bite of her cake with a face*
Jay: *looks back and forth over the argument* I think everyone did a great job. *swallows a strawberry* The dinner was good and the dessert was really good, not to mention healthy. I didn't do anything, so there's no need to say who did and did not do work because it's obvious that I didn't do any work except work my mouth on chewing! *eats some cake*
Heero: *nods* Hai.
Quatre: True, but the work is always appreciated the most among friends and family, don't you agree? *drinks some tea*
Trowa: *agrees* Hai, definately.
Duo: I guess so, but I'm concentrating on my eating so whatever you guys say, I'm cool! *proceeds to eat more*
Wufei: *eyes Duo's eating habits* Marvelously terrible eating manners. Yare yare, I've just about eaten all that my stomach can handle. *sits back* So, anybody doing anything?
Desly: *grins* I'm doing great! I'm on break from school crud and I'm free to write more fan fics! Not to mention I get to draw more stuff and hang out with friends! *eats a raspberry* Yep! This is the life, right Jay-chan?
Jay: *¬_¬* Please stop calling me that, Dess-chan.
Desly: *pulls out a microphone from hammerspace and repeats* Jay-chan, Jay-chan, Jay-chan...! *starts singing his name over and over* Jaaaaaaaay-chaaaaaan! Jaaaayyyyyyyy-channnnnnnn! Jay Jay Jay! Chan chan chan! Jay-chan! *throws microphone away* I'm tired of that, anything else for me to do?
Jay: *¬_¬O* Iiiiee....... I'm full.... *burps* 'Scuse me. *smile*
Quatre: *stands up* All right, everything goes into the dishwasher, ne? I get the utencils! *picks up spoons, knives and forks*
Duo: *shoves an apple piece into his mouth* I get the cups! *grabs a cup from falling* Whoooaaa!!!
Heero: I'll pack up the leftovers.... *leaves the scene with part of a chicken, a piece of cake and some salad*
Trowa: Plates are for me then.... *stacks one in one hand and proceeds around the table*
Wufei: *stands up and shakes himself* I'll go make sure Maxwell doesn't break the washing machine by programming it incorrectly... *leaves*
Desly: All righty! What shall we do now since dinner is over?
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?~Owari~?
Desly: *appears* Sure as hell that it is NOT finished! More following up this... 'what shall we do now since dinner is over?' episode.... it will be festive and fun.... watch out Wu-chan.... *evil laughter*
Jay: *taps Desly's shoulder* Dess-chan, get some sleep, it's, *checks watch* 2:30 am in the morning!!!!!!!!
Desly: *stumbles over to a chair and conks out* Must sleep..... complete fics.... *snore*
Jay: *sweatdrop* Sometimes I don't understand her.... *clicks on tv* Let's see what's on... oh yeah, don't forget to e-mail comments to Dess-chan or else she'll keep sticking me in her fic which is really annoying....¬_¬...
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