A Royal Death
*Warnings: I was really mad when I read this fanfic about Relena torturing Duo slowly while everyone else got mad at Relena. I was pissed off and I wanted to strangle her or something for torturing my D-chan! *sniff* So here's the result of my rage. By the way, I wrote this in ONE DAY! ^_^v
Some serious Relena bashing, serious attitude, anger and insanity.
E-mail comments/compliments/suggestions? to DeslyDuo@hotmail.com! ^.^v
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It's been two weeks since Relena Peacecraft's invitation was given to the former gundam pilots. After the war ended, she invited them for a celebration and perhaps, to stay for a while.
Yeah right.
The obvious reason?
Heero Yuy. She loved him, she would always love him and as far as she was concerned, she felt that him and Duo were more than just 'best friends.' The same would be for Quatre and Trowa, but Heero was hers. All of him. She saw him first. She met him first. That meant that she'd get him after the war, right?
Wrong.
She was right. Heero and Duo were more than just best friends, they were lovers and loved each other madly. And she didn't like that one bit when she found them kissing by the swimming pool, not to mention Trowa and Quatre were having a make out session as well. Wufei was just calmly swimming. It amazed her on how Wufei was not homophobic.
Then again, she's homophobic without even knowing it.
She couldn't take it anymore. Heero was hers. That's it! She threw her towel aside and stomped over to Heero and Duo. There, she pulled them apart screaming.
"HOW DARE YOU TOUCH MY HEERO! HE'S MINE! YOU HEAR ME, DUO MAXWELL? I SAW HIM FIRST! HEERO! HOW COULD YOU KISS HIM LIKE THAT? WHY NOT ME???? WHY? I LOVE YOU! YOU DON'T WANT TO BE WITH, DUO! WHY DON'T YOU LOVE ME???" she shrieked and slapped Duo.
Duo's eyes widen as the stung of the slap left him stinging with hurt and anger. He glared at her manacingly, his voice ready to shout back when...
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Quatre's Uchuu no Kokoro felt a sharp tug and abrupty broke his kiss with Trowa just in time to see Relena smack Duo right across the face. Quatre never resorted to violence, it took all of his patience to withstand the girl's whims and chattering for the past two weeks. He was calm, collected, polite, gentlemenly, yet, she just trampled them over with talking about Heero or obsessing about how Duo never deserved him.
Duo was his friend. Very good friend too; and at times like these, drastic things had to happen.
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Trowa saw Relena slap Duo across the face as well and something snapped inside of him. It pained him to see his Quatre react to his Uchuu no Kokoro when Duo felt the pain and hurt he received. It also irritated him that the ignorant girl was stupid, not to mention obsessive. Seeing her slap Duo was the last straw.
They couple quickly rose up and walked over to the scene of the disaster.
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Wufei heard an audible SMACK! as he rose up for air as he swam. When he looked, he saw Duo holding a hand up to his face to sooth the pain. That was it. He had enough of that baka onna. Time to dish out some real justice. So he climbed out of the pool and walked over to Duo to see if he was ok.
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Heero stared at shock as Relena's shrilled voice screamed at him and Duo. Then she slapped him; when her hand came away, it left a red mark. Not permanant, but it was visible. His Duo, his only love, his true love, was slapped by Relena Peacecraft. He was hoping to make peace with her about his relationship with Duo. Looks like that wouldn't be happening.
And so he stood up.
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Duo's face careened back and his hand quickly rose up to sooth the sting of the slap. All this time, he knew he had to be careful, he gave her respect, was grateful for the hospitality. But sometimes, things can only go so far. And why was he the butt of everything? Especially with Relena!
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Wufei stormed over and whipped out a gun out of nowhere. He aimed it between Relena's eyes and gave her a dirty look.
"Baka onna, what the hell did you do that for? All they were doing was kissing, do you have a problem you baka homophobic onna?" he threatened.
At the same time, Quatre and Trowa pulled out a gun each. Quatre aimed at her left ear and Trowa aimed at her right ear; so that if they shot their guns, the bullets would be buried into her head.
"Answer the question, Ms. Peacecraft," Quatre cooed softly and looked at her with disgust.
She shook her head and refused.
"Do it," came from Trowa as he let the safety off the gun.
She shook her head once again and defied them.
Heero glared at her and gave her a mean look. Duo stood up and looked at her incredulously, he had nothing to her in the past except be nice and he was slapped by her.
"Goddamn it, Relena. Why the fuck did you slap, Duo?" he demanded and whipped out a gun as well, aiming it at her forehead. "Why??!!" he demanded again.
She sighed and gave Heero a tender look.
"I did it because it isn't right for you guys. Heero, I know you love me. You can come out and say that. I wouldn't mind and since it's the end of the war, you can come and stay with me for the rest of your life. YOU don't want that boy who calls himself Duo Maxwell anyway," she stated and smiled at him.
Duo shot her a dirty look and slowly pulled out a gun out of somewhere. He aimed it at her slowly and testily replied, "Look, I didn't do ANYTHING to YOU, yet, you come out over here, split me and Heero up and slap me! How dare you!" he frowned.
"And now you die....." Heero growled.
Relena laughed, shocking the others.
Heero clicked the safety off his gun.
"Ahaha! That's so funny, Heero! You could never shoot me! Besides, I'm the only one upholding peace! I'm essential! That can't happen!" she giggled and laughed playfully. "You did that before and that didn't happen!" she chirped in a giddy voice.
Quatre released the safety on his gun and so did Wufei. Duo did the same. Everyone looked at each other and nodded together.
And a single voice echoed out into the summer air as five shots were heard...
"DIE! BITCH!"
And everybody lived happily ever after.
Besides, there are other ways to keep peace around here anyway.
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@~Owari~@
Thank GOD! I wanted to murder her so badly! So I thought, eh, what a waaaaaay to go! Ehehe! I'm so gosh darn evil! *evil look*
Everyone except Relena: YAH! RELENA'S DEAD! CELEBRATE!!! *brings out alchoholic beverages, music and party favors*
*waves* Love to stay and chat, but e-mail me at DeslyDuo@hotmail.com! I'm going to join the party! ^_~v
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