*Notes: Another ficcy! Shows how bored I get, ne? I suppose it's an epilogue to my other fic... Justified Justice... This is callled... Chaos and Havoc. It's mostly chaos and havoc in this fic so... I made it that way... It's a PWP... and also my very sad attempt at trying to be funny... I almost succeeded... *nods*
Anyway, don't forget to e-mail me at DeslyDuo@hotmail.com and suggestions and such. I don't own the G boys, *sob* and copyright goes to all those important people who own G-Wing.
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Desly: Ok everyone! Settle down!
Pilots: *doesn't hear Desly*
Desly: *mad* EVERYBODY SHUT UP ALREADY!
Pilots: *quiets down and looks at Desly*
Desly: Ok, as I was saying, I've called this meeting on account that I'm bored and need another fic idea to write. So! Here's a mission!
Heero: *becomes interested* Hnn.
Duo: *jumps up and down excitedly* How about writing a fic about me and Heero?! *hearts pop out of his eyes*
Desly & Wufei: *sweatdrops*
Quatre: How about writing about a romaaanntic story that takes place in a circus? *looks dreamy*
Desly: *double sweatdrops* Oh dear... what did I do now... >_
Trowa: ...... ....
Heero: Yeah, I know Trowa, we're not helping...
Desly & Pilots: *hears a strangely familiar female voice and along with it is a shrill*
Desly: Who can that be?
Relena: *calling out; her voice decibles higher to cover more distance* HHHEEEEERRRRRRROO!!!!! Where are you HEEERRROOO!!! STOP RUNNNNNING AWAY FROM MEEEEE!!! Where are you HEEEEROOOOOO!
Duo: *eyes widen and pop out* Holy mother of fucking SHIT! It's that PEACECRAFT! RRUUUUUUUUUUUNNNN!!!
Heero: *pulls out a bazooka out of the air* Omae o ko--
Duo: *grabs Heero, whips the bazooka away and starts to run* Run Heero! That's not going to work! Not even the World Nation ARMY can stop HER! IIIIIIEEEEEEE!
Desly: *confused* But they can't. She's 'Relena Peacecraft' Duo...
Duo: *running and dragging Heero along* I know I know! That's WHY!
Desly: *thinks* I suppose so... *question marks pop out of her head*
Wufei: *starts to rant* I DO NOT APPROVE OF RELENA PEACECRAFT! *sees Relena* I do not approve her, but it's a convenient time to RUUUUUUUUNNNNNN!!!!
Trowa: *eyes widen*
Quatre: EEP! Miss Relena! *covers ears* My ears! *winces*
Maganacs: *rushes up to help Quatre* Are you ok Master Quatre? How about your ears? *winces* MASTER QUATRE, OUR EEEEAAAARRRRSSSSS!!!
Rashid: *walks up with pairs of electronic Relena Proof earmuffs and hands them to everyone* These should help. When I first came upon Ms. Relena, I was lucky I was testing these.
Everybody: *sighs happily*
Trowa: ....... .......
Desly: Yes, we need to evacuate, well, we can't, um, I need to create a building or something for us to hide in...
Quatre: Maganacs! Rashid! Arigatou!! *bows down and smiles cutely*
Duo: YEEAAHH! Hey, where's Relena?
Relena: *chasing Duo who's holding Heero's arm* HEEEERRROO! I've FOUND you! Where have you BEEEEN?! Duo! LET GO OF MY KOIBITOOOO!
Duo: *running, mad and mumbles* God damn PEACECRAFT! I don't know HOW Heero handles that insane lady! Someone HAS TO make her STOP chasing, NO, STALKING MY KOIBITO!!!!!
Heero: *gives Relena the Get-The-Fuck-Away-From-Me-Yuy TM Green Light Special Look* .....
Trowa: *casts a worried look at Quatre* ... ....
Quatre: Don't worry Trowa! I'm ok! See? *points at earmuffs*
Wufei: *draws out his sword* INJUSTICE! I don't see any reason why we CAN'T get RID of her!! *does a pose with his sword* We must make it a mission for HER, *points threateningly at Relena chasing Heero and Duo all around the place* TO STOP chasing Heero!
Quatre: It's ok Maganacs! You can go now! Arigatou for your help! *smiles cutely again*
Maganacs: *backs off, runs away from the scene and leaves a trail of smoke* AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
Rashid: *blinks* Well, uh, we'll be going Master Quatre. Just call when you need help. *dashes off to join the other Maganacs*
Desly: *sweatdrops* Let's see... *Duo and Heero zooms by her in a cloud of smoke with Relena chasing them* Oh boy... Since this IS a fic... *laughs psychaotically* I'll get someone to get rid of her! Hmm.... I wonder who though...
Trowa: ... .... *casts a glance at Duo*
Quatre: Yeah, I know. I wonder how long Duo is going to last. Ms. Relena looks like she can run forever. Besides, how does she run in those shoes?
Desly: ....
Desly: *thinks* Why does he keep calling HER Ms. Relena!?!???
Wufei: *glares at Desly* ONNA! Can't you stop that insane ONNA THERE!?! *points at Relena*
Desly: *gives Wufei the What-The-Hell-Did-You-Just-Call-Me look* WHAT DID YOU CALL ME!!!!!??
Wufei: *freezes and chibifies* EEP! Gomen! Err, can you please get rid of her? *points at Relena with his chibified sword*
Duo: HHEEEEEEEEEEELLLLLPPPPPP!!!!! MAD WOMAN ON THE LOOOOOOSSE! AAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!
Heero: *glares* Omae o ko-- *Duo yanks his arm to run faster*
Relena: *still chasing Duo and Heero* COME BAAAAAAACCKKKKK!!!!! That's my HEEEEEEEERRRRRROOOO!!!
Desly: Wufei, I have an idea.
Wufei & Trowa & Quatre: *looks interested... sorta*
Wufei: *unchibifies* What is it?
Trowa: ... ...
Quatre: Yeah, we want to know!
Desly: *snickering* Is there anyone here willing to DROP KICK RELENA OUT OF HERE?!
Quatre: What?! But Desly! That's MEAN! *horrified look*
Wufei: No shit Sherlock. *crosses arms* I would glady do it but she is a woman. Women are weak and -- *gets an evil glare from Desly* EEP! *babbles* All women are weak except for Desly and fighting a woman is a cowardly act. *stops babbling and glares* Drop kicking a WOMAN isn't a Justified Act in my book.
Desly: .....
Duo: *hears Wufei* Drop kick Relena?! *lets go of Heero's arm and runs over to Desly* I would, but then Miss Queen of the World over there, *points at Relena who is slowly backing Heero into a corner even though he has a gun in his hand* would have every legitamit reason to kick MY ass and besides, I don't want to get NEAR HER. Last time I did, my ears nearly blew up from an overload of her high pitched voice yakking from her. *shudders* She's worse than ME when it comes to talking! How about you do it Quatre?
Quatre: ME?! *looks shocked* You know I can't do that to Ms. Relena. *looks very nervous* Ahhummm... pardon me, I need a cup of tea, I'll be back. *runs off to get a cup of tea*
Duo & Wufei & Desly: *face faults*
Desly: *gets up and thinks thoughtfully* Well, Quatre can't do it 'cuz he's too nice, Wufei won't do it in the name of Justice, Heero can't 'cuz, well, he's in a tight position and Duo won't because for the sake of getting sued.... so that leaves... YOU! *points at Trowa*
Trowa: *raises an eyebrow* .....
Wufei: Think of it as a mission Trowa. *strikes a pose with his sword* Do it in the name of JUSTICE and NATAKU!!
Duo: GEEZ! *crosses eyes and mimics Wufei* In the name of Nataku! I will give out Justice! Hai! *does a pose*
Wufei: *glares at Duo and chases him with sword in hand* KIIISSSAAAMMMAAA!!! Come back here YOU WEAK COWARD YOU! You will soon get your Justice! OMAE OF KOROSU DUO!!
Quatre: *rushes back with a Victorian teacup full of tea* Did I miss anything?
Desly: *raises an eyebrow and points at Wufei chasing Duo* Just that and we've decided to let Trowa Drop Kick Relena Peacecraft to the next solar system.
Quatre: *eyes widen* Really Trowa? Be careful, ok? Ms. Relena's voice is a very efficient weapon and if you get too close... *points at the earmuffs* these could break and you might even go deaf.
Heero: *is backed all the way into a corner by Relena and whips out a self-detonate detonator from his spandex shorts ... or somewhere* I have wired this whole place with bombs, self-detonating devices and everything of that kind. *evil glare*
Relena: *glomps on Heero's leg* But HEEEERRRRRROOOOO!!!!! I've just found YOU! You've always protected me and I wanted to thank you and-- SELF-DETONATING DEVICES?! *eyes widen*
Desly: *eyes bulge* Hurry Trowa! You got to drop kick Relena Peacescraft away from here as possible! It's your mission! Understood?!!
Trowa: *nods and walks towards Relena* Ninmu ryoukai......
Duo: *huffing and puffing around the place* HEEEELLLLPPPP!!!!!!! MAD CHINESE DUDE HERE! WU-MAN! CHILL OUT! GEEZ, IT WAS ONLY A JOKE!!
Wufei: *cursing and chasing Duo* KISSAAMAA! I AM NOT A WOMAN! Stop CALLING me Wu-man! BAAAAKKKKAAAAA!!
Duo: *sweatdrops and continues running* GEEZ!!
Heero: *starts to count down* This place will self destruct in 10......... 9.......... 8............ 7........... 6............... 5........ 4......... --
Trowa: *grabs Relena by the collar* Ms. Relena, you are needed somewhere else...
Relena: HEEEEEERRRRROOOOOOOOO!!!!!!! SAAAVVVVVVVEEEEEEE MMMMMEEEEEE!!!!
Quatre: *shrieking* Watch out for the VOICE TROWA!
Duo: *stops by Heero and leans against him, breathing heavily* Man! I am doing WAAAAAY too much running for me today! This is bad for my health! Geez! *sees Wufei* Heero, HELP!
Heero: *stops counting and pulls out a gun somewhere and points it Wufei* Oman o ko--
Wufei: *skids to a halt and runs off the other direction* OKOKOK! I get your point Yuy! Maxwell! *shakes sword threateningly at Duo* I will get my Justice! Nataku will help me to attain it one day! *growls*
Quatre: Hey, look everybody! Trowa's gunna drop kick Relena!
Desly & Quatre & Wufei & Heero & Duo: *gathers around and looks* OOOOOOOOOOooooooooo..........
Relena: HHHHEEEEEEEELLLLLLPPPPPP! *voice goes up five decibles* HEEEEEROOOOOOO!!!!!! Heeeeeeellllpp! Someone!!!!!
Desly: *snickering evilly* Boy, I'm loving every second of this!
Duo: Yeah! *laughs* I agree! Do it Trowa!
Desly: *high fives Duo*
Trowa: As I was saying..... you are needed somewhere else..... *drop kicks a whimpering Relena into space*
Relena: *screams histerically* AAAAAAAAIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!! HHHEEEERRRRRROOOO!!!! CCOOMEEEEEEE BAAAAACCCCKK TTTTTOOO MEEEEE!!!
Desly & Duo: *laughs histerically*
Quatre: *sips some tea* Poor poor Ms. Relena. She didn't stand a chance against my Trowa. *hearts dance in his eyes*
Trowa: Ninmu kanryou...... *sits by Quatre and gets a hug from him*
Heero: *sits down and polishes a gun*
Duo: *sits down and grabs a candy bar from the air* Phew! I thought she would NEVER go away! *mimics Relena* I'm the QUEEN OF THE WORLD! Yada yada yada! Where's my DEAR Heero?!! Oh HEERO! You're my HERO! *gags* SHEESH! *takes a bite out of the candy bar* There is no WAY she is going to get MY koibito!
Wufei: *rolls eyes* .....
Desly: *sighing* I'm so happy that Relena isn't here anymore. I was developing a splitting headache. *gags*
*hears something* Hey, I hear some people yapping this way. Can you guys hear it?
Trowa: *leans over with his ear*
Duo: *cocks head to his side with candy bar in hand*
Heero: *turns head and aims his gun*
Quatre: *pauses from drinking tea and looks*
Wufei: *glares*
Treize & Zechs: *arguing*
Desly: *surprised* Why, it's Treize and Zechs! *raises an eyebrow* Why are they arguing?
Duo: *munching* I don't know. *takes another bite out of the candy bar* They're pointing at each other threateningly so they're arguing about... umm... *takes another bite* about how they look? *quizzical look*
Heero: *glares* Omae o korosu Treize. *takes aim*
Treize & Zechs: *stops arguing and looks at Heero*
Treize: *steps forward* Pardon us. *blinks at Heero's gun* Err... can we explain before our brains are blown up to pieces by that? *points at gun*
Trowa: .... hnn...
Quatre: *blinks* Well, uh, gee, uh, I thought Treize died.
Wufei: *in shock* T-T-Treize??!! *nervously glances around furiously*
Duo: Uh oh, there you gone and did it Quatre. Wufei's going to faint. *looks at Wufei* Yep, looks like it.
Treize: You can see that we're arguing and --
Desly: DUH
Zechs: And we were arguing about who is the more handsome man, me and him? *points himself and then at Treize*
Duo: *raises an eyebrow* Don't ask me, I don't do that kind of stuff. Besides, I think Heero is. *winks*
Heero: *smirks*
Trowa: ....
Quatre: *cocks head to the side* Strange, I don't know. Never thought about that. Anyway, Trowa is MY handsome man! *tightly hugs Trowa*
Trowa: *blush*
Desly: *throws hands up in dispair* I really don't know how to decid-- waaaait a minute! I know who can decide! *evil smirk and points at Wufei* Wufei!
Duo: *nods head* Yes, I agree. I remember mentioning to him that he needs a date, preferably a guy. (Inside joke, read Justified Justice) *grin*
Wufei: *faints* ......
Quatre: Oh dear, he fainted. *dismayed face*
Trowa: *grabs Wufei's sword and waves it in front of Wufei's face* Nataku.... Justice....
Wufei: *jerks awake and grabs his sword from Trowa* Injustice! No one touches Nataku! No one no one no one!! KISAMA!
Heero: .....
Desly: *drags Wufei to Trieze and Zechs* Look, since you can decide who's the better looking, I'm going to send you and those two into that room over there. *points at some room* They're going to.. ahem, strip in front of you, ok?
Wufei: *enraged* THE OBSCRUITY OF WHAT YOU JUST SAID! *shaking his sword at Desly* YOU HENTAI ONNA! NO! THERE IS NO JUSTICE IN DOING THAT! I CANNOT BELIEVE THIS!?! AAARGGGHHHH! KKKIIIISSSSSAAAAMMMAA!!!!
Duo: *shaking his head* Geez, ya think no one can be as loud as Relena and here goes Wu-man yapping away as if he nothing else to do. SHEESH. *rolls eyes*
Desly: *drop kicks Wufei into the room* And stay there! *turning to Treize and Zechs* All yours!
Treize & Zechs: *cooing* OOooo... *zooms into the room where Wufei is in and slams the door shut*
Trowa: .....
Quatre: I wonder what they're doing....
Desly: They're stripping in front of Wufei to see who's more handsome. *smirk*
Duo: *rolling around laughing* AHAHAHAH!! Wu is going to have a heartattack! EEHHEEEEHEEEHEE! Whoooo! This is too much! AHAHAHAHAHAH!!
Wufei: *shrieking* NOOOO!!!!
Treize: *strips off his jacket, shirt, then pants, socks, boots, and the boxers* Ok Wufei! Take a good look!
Wufei: *blushes furiously and screams*
Zechs: *throws off the helmet, flips his hair, throws off his jacket, then pants, shirt, socks, boots and then the boxers* My turn! Look at me Wufei! I DO look better, ne?
Wufei: *very bad nosebleed occurs* EEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *faints*
Zechs & Treize: *stands over Wufei, checking any signs of life*
Wufei: *faint*
Treize & Zechs: *puts clothes back on and drags Wufei back out*
Desly: *waving* Hey! So who's the most handsome dude outta ya?
Zechs: *glum* No one.
Treize: *pointing at Wufei* He fainted and had a very bad nosebleed. In fact, *glances at Wufei* he still has a very bad nosebleed.
Quatre: *walks over to Wufei and administers medicine to Wufei* There! This should hope, I think.
Trowa: *takes Wufei's sword and waves it over Wufei's head* Nataku..... Justice.....
Wufei: *jerks awake and grabs his sword from Trowa* KKKIIISSSSSAAAMMMMMAAAA!!!!!! Who touched Nataku!!?! INJUSTICE! I will give Justice to anyone who touches Nataku!! *does a pose* In the name of the Nataku! I shall punish anyone in the name of Nataku! And in the name of the great Nataku, I shall punish anyone who touches my Nataku! I am... *does another pose with his sword* Chang Wufei! Haaaii!
Desly: *face faults* Ohh maaaannnnn! He got that from Sailor Moon....very kowai....
Quatre: Hai....
Trowa: *blinks* Haii....
Duo: AAHAHAHHA! Sailor Wufei! Sailor Nataku! AHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!! *rolls in laughter*
Heero: ........ kowai..........
Desly: *thinking* Well, if Wufei can't do it... than, *thinks* I know! *blows out a whistle*
Noin & Lady Une: *appears and salutes Desly*
Desly: AtteeeeeeennnnSHUN! Did you hear what Wufei went through?
Lady Une: *nods* Yes, quite terrible. We must learn to execute peace among ourselves.
Desly: *smacks her own head onto a wall out of the stupidity of Lady Une's statement*
Lady Une: *questioning look*
Noin: *nods and sighs* Desly, we have heard, and yes, we do understand.
Desly: Ok, please escort Treize and Zechs out of here and find a legitamit way to figure who's more handsome, Zechs or Treize. NOW GO!
Lady Une & Noin: Right away Desly! *dashes off and grabs Zechs & Treize off to someplace else*
Desly: *sighs* Phew, thought I'd never get those two away.
Duo: *yawns* It's been a loooonnnggggg day!
Quatre: Yes, it has.
Heero: Hn....
Trowa: ..........
Wufei: *mad* Long day?! You don't know the meaning of a LONG DAY YOU WEAK PEOPLE!! Baaaakkaaaasss!!!
Desly: Damare Wufei.
Wufei: *madder*
Desly: *yawns again* C'mon 'verybody, *yawn* sleep over at Quatre's. 'K Quatre?
Quatre: YEP! *smiles*
Trowa: ..... hai.....
Heero: .........
Duo: ALL RIGHT! *grabs Heero's wrist* LET'S GOOOOOO!!!!!
Desly: *whistles* TTAAAAAAAXXXIIIIIII!!!!!
Hilde: Hey, Desly! How ya doing? Whoa! Where'd you get all these guys?
Wufei: You KNOW THIS insane ONNA?!
Hilde: *puzzled* Yes, hey! You're the gundam pilots! You guys kick ass! You wanna hitch a ride? Hi ya Duo! *waves at Duo* Where ya'll going?
Heero: *glares at Hilde and protectively grabs Duo into his arms*
Desly: We're heading for Quatre's place to crash.
Hilde: Ok! Hope in! I'll get ya there! No hard feelings Heero! *chuckles and winks*
Duo: *grins and murmurs in Heero's ear* Omae wa ore no mono da Heero... omae wa ore no mono.... my hatsukoi... my only koibito...
Heero: *small smile*
Desly: C'mon! All aboard! *winks*
Everyone: *goes into Hilde's car chattering*
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~Owari~
*sob* It was crazy...... this has got to be one of my more chaotic fics than EVER. ^_~
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