*Warnings: Heh, another self-insertation fic and this continues after A Date With Dinner. READ A Date With Dinner before this! It'll be a little weird if you don't. Brace yourself because there's lots of insanity and some *cough cough* romping around with some music.. ^_~
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Desly: *dances around the dining room* Genki genki genki!!!!! Good food! Good friends! Yum yum yum! *continues to dance around*
Jay: *observes Desly's weird dancing and raises an eyebrow* Dess-chan? You need to learn to dance right... @_@;;; Dess-chan? *stands up and walks over to Desly*
Desly: *pauses in mid-step* Haaaiiiii, Jay-chan? *does a funky pose* Whatcha want?
Jay: *blinks and points* Ano... you need a couple dancing lessons...
Desly: *cheeky grin* Yah, I know! *continues to dance oddly*
Quatre: *enters room* We're finished, Dess-chan! *eyes her with a weird look* Ano, what are you doing?
Desly: Dancing! Dum de dum de daaaaaahhh! *dances some more*
Trowa: *enters room with everyone else* Maybe... Dess-chan would prefer to have music on while dancing??
Heero: ...and someone to dance with...
Duo: *eyes her dancing technique* It isn't bad! Throw in some dance music, a dude to dance with her and she's fit to go!
Wufei: *crosses arms* She is pure chaos, insanity would be a better word. She needs a lot of dance lessons.
Duo: *crosses eyes* Oh yah?
Wufei: Most definately...
Duo: *pushes Wufei towards Desly* Here ya go! Teach her some moves then! *mysteriously starts playing dance music in the backround*
Jay: Good music.... *stands back and observes the dancing scene*
Wufei: *stumbling* Nanniiii? *faces Desly who has a raised eyebrow and hands at her hips*
Desly: Ok, Wu-man, let's go. You stated as a fact, *points at him* that I needed lessons, c'mon!
Trowa & Heero: *moves all furniture out of the way and a colorful disco ball appears on the ceiling*
Wufei: *sputtering* Demo! Oi! Argh...!
Quatre: *steps up and a spotlight shines on him* First, we shall learn the waltz, maestro?
Duo: *thumbs up* Ya got it Q-man! *snaps fingers, the room becomes a big ballroom, everyone wearing either a suit or ballroom down and waltzy music starts to play* Hee-chan? May I have this dance? *holds out his gloved hands*
Heero: *adjusts his suit and raises an eyebrow* Hn. *steps up to take Duo's gloved hands*
Quatre: *already has Trowa by the hand and is smooths the gown out with a gloved hand* Everyone ready?
Wufei: What are we doing????!! *tugs at his tie*
Jay: *looks at his casual wear as it turns into formal wear* Whoa... hmm... nice tuxedo...
Quatre: *smiles sweetly at Wufei* Wufei-kun, please dance with Dess-chan. *Wing Zero glare replaces his smile briefly* Or else...
Wufei: *grumbles* Fine fine fine... *motions Desly* C'mon onna, let's get this over with.
Desly: *^_^* Genki genki genki! Alllll right! *picks up dress* A waltz, let's all gooooooo! *grabs Wufei's hands*
Quatre: Great! First step, female counter part do a curtsy to your partner. *curtsys to Trowa*
Duo & Desly: *curtsys awkwardly*
Quatre: *grins* All right! Guys, bow down to your partner! *holds up a gloved hand and beckons Trowa to bow*
Trowa & Heero: *bows with a smirk*
Wufei: *bows stiffly* I cannot believe I'm doing this..... *grumbles*
Quatre: *instructs with his feet* Follow my lead, guys in tuxedos put your right hand around his or her waist and your left hand holds your partner's right hand. People with the gowns, *laughs* left hand is kind of around the leading person's neck and your right hand is in their left hand. Ano, if you don't get it, just follow what I do.
Heero & Duo: *take up arms immediately*
Quatre & Trowa: *watches everyone*
Desly: *tries to imitate Quatre* Errrr....... *trips and almost falls onto Wufei*
Wufei: *catches Desly* Watch what you're doing onna! *stands her up*
Quatre: Now, follow my footwork and Trowa's while we dance around, all right minna?
Heero & Duo: *dances around, follows Trowa and Quatre's footwork accurately*
Desly: *trips up her gown and topples onto Wufei* Wahhhh! Whoooaaa! Itai! Gomen nasai, Wu-chan! *stands up awkwardly and falls back on the floor butt first*
Jay: *sweatdrops form on his head* Dess-chan, tut tut tut, tripping around...
Wufei: *howls and sits up* That's IT! I can only take SO MUCH! Onna! *stands up and points at Desly* As much as I know how much power you wield against me as a fan fic writer, I CAN'T STAND THIS DANCING! YOU HAVE TWO LEFT LEGS! *storms off in rage while pulling hair out of his head*
Desly: *blinks and shrugs* I really wonder how he manages to keep acting like he has a wrench stuch up his ass... but I still love him anyway! *struggles to stand* Damn shoes!
Jay: *sighs exasperately and pulls Desly up* You should watch your coordination... since Wufei isn't coming back, I'm assuming I'll have to dance for him, ne?
Desly: *hugs Jay* Arigatou gozaimasu, Jay!!
Jay: *blinks in surprise* Jay? No Jay-chan?
Desly: *squints suspiously* I thought you didn't like being called that....
Jay: *waves it off* Nevermind! Let's start this dancing, Desly, stand there and imitate Quatre's gestures...
Desly: *stands awkwardly* Ano... *frowns* This isn't working...*¬_¬*
Jay: *makes a face* Yes it is, you just don't realize it yet. *Quatre & Trowa waltzes by followed by Duo & Heero*
Desly: *o_O* They're good...
Quatre: *waves* You're doing fine, Dess-chan! Keep at it!
Duo: *calls out* You can do it, Dess-chan! Jay will help ya!
Heero & Trowa: *nods in agreement*
Jay: *makes Desly waltz with him* See? It isn't so bad... *looks down at feet* Try NOT stepping out of the rhythm of the music... *sweatdrop*
Desly: Uhh... *stress marks appear* Let's see.. one two three.... one two three.... I think I'm getting this.... *steps out of the rhythm* Damn! Grrrr.....
Quatre: Great job, Dess-chan! Don't you think so, Trowa?
Trowa: Hai.
Duo: *hollers* Hey, shouldn't we try something a little... different? Say... *pauses dancing and curves his eyes* we stop and try a Latino dance. *snaps fingers and everyone has a change of clothes, plus the room turns into a night club scene with flashy lights* How's that? *snaps fingers again and the music changes to a sexy Latino beat*
Desly: *stares at her body hip hugging black silk outfit* @_@;; D-channn! This is too.... *points at self* too.... *can't find a word*
Jay: *looks at his black mesh see through shirt and tight as hell leather pants with accompanying black shoes* Revealing? Too much?
Desly: *nods* HELL YEAH! CHANGE IT PLEAAAAASSSSSSEEEEE!!!!! *makes a face*
Duo: *laugh* Gomen nasai, I can't change until we learn... *a rose flies and he catches it with is teeth* the erotic dance to stimulate the mind with sexy manuevers of the Latino beat. *looks at Heero* Hee-chan, you're looking sexy as eveeer.... c'mere... *growls*
Heero: *big smirk* Whatever you say...
Quatre: *looks at his outfit* This isn't so bad... Trowa? *ogles Trowa* Wow, you look great!
Trowa: *light blush* Thanks... Dess-chan? I'll be teaching this dance style... *adjusts to the tight pants*
Desly: *still in shock* I can't-can't-can't why? Shit-no-I-mean-gaarccchhhhhhhhhh......!!!!! THERE IS NO FUCKING WAY THAT I'M WEARING THIS!!!!!!!!
Jay: *smirk* Why not?
Desly: *mad* Wipe that smirk off your face! *tugs at her outfit* This is soooooo nooot my style...
Trowa: *smile* Let's get started on this... *twirls Quatre in one hand* Leading partners should do this now...
Heero: *twirls a giggling Duo* Stop giggling... *poke*
Duo: *rose still in his teeth* Hey!
Jay: *twirls an irritated Desly* Relax, it's only a Latin dance...
Desly: *¬_¬* Oh yah, very easy for you to say... *twirls around*
Trowa: Latin dancing is a touchy touchy experience and requires a lot of movement around the floor... *holds Quatre close* As you will see in this little experimental dance... you may follow my actions if you want...
Desly & Jay & Heero & Duo: *observes Trowa and Quatre dance 'sexily' around to the beat*
Desly: *O_o* There is no fucking way I can do that, no way, nuh uh, zero, zap, he-!
Jay: *drags her carcass out to the dance floor* Oh yeah? Don't be scared! *mimics Trowa's moves and makes her dance* That's it! Now move those hips!
Desly: *glares irritatingly as she attempts to dance... and almost trips again* IcannotfuckingbelieveIgotmyselfintothismess... *awkwardly dances pass Duo & Heero*
Heero: *twirls Duo expertly* C'mon, baby...
Duo: *slides in close and grinds hips with Heero's* Sing with me Hee-chan! Bailamos! Let the rhythm take you over! Bailamos! Te quiero amor mio!
Heero: *smile* You sing and we'll just dance.
Quatre: *slides by and waves to everyone* This is so much fun! Why didn't you tell me you knew how to dance like this, Trowa???!!
Trowa: *twirls Quatre again* You never asked...
Wufei: *enters the room clad in loose white pants and his usual blue tank* O_O! What are you guys doing! *shouts over the music* Do you have any honor nor integrity?? *waves hands* Sure, just go and hop around in those clothes in such a style I've never seen! *glares disapprovingly*
Desly: *glares back at Wufei as she's spun around again* You know, I'd agree with you, but I'm on the dance floor so I can't Wu-man! *eyes glow eerily and Wufei is transported into another place*
At the Sanc Kingdom main office where Relena sits, moping around...
Relena: *sing songy voice* I miss my hero, his name is Heeeeeeerrrrooooooooooooooooo!! Love him love him like him like him want him want him!!
Wufei: *lands into the office with a plop! and hears part of the song* Humph, baka onna, unfortuantely for you, you can't have Heero...
Relena: *stares at the person sitting in front of her* NAAAAAAANNNIIII!!!!!???????!! NO WAY! My Heero is just waiting for me... *eyes start to glow and shine while she clasps her hands together* He's just playing hard to get, see, if I wasn't loaded down with so much paperwork, I would be with him! And he'd be so happy! And I would be so happy!
Wufei: *stress marks pop out onto his head* BAKA ONNA! YOU LITTLE NAIVE BLONDE ONNA! SHUT UP! SHUTUPSHUTUPSHUTUP! *places hands over his ears*
Relena: *continues to talk regardlessly* ...and after he confesses his true love to me, I'll confess that I too, have been holding back my long pent up desires for him, but it'll be all right because we both love each other so much so that it hurts, but I love him soooo much. As soon as I get all this paperwork done...
A snap and a call is heard in the distance...
Dorothy: *calling out of nowhere* MISS RELENA! YOU HAVE MORE PAPERWORK TO ATTEND TO AND TO SIGN! *drops open a chute that falls onto Relena*
Relena: *looks up* ... but when I step out into the welcoming world of love and -- oh my gosh! No! Nono! Nonono! Not more paperwork! I'm too young! Even though I AM Relena Peacecraft, no, I can't! I can't! OH NOOOOOOO!!!!
Wufei: *looks up* @_@;; K'so! *knocks down Relena's front door and runs out* I can't take this anymore! I need a vacation, yes, a nice relaxing vacation in China, I'll rehabiliate myself and after that... *walks off into the distance with constant babbling*
Back at the dance floor, faaaaaaar away from the Sanc Kingdom...
Duo: *snaps fingers again; everyone is wearing casual clubbing clothes* All right now! We're going to do some clubbing! Before that happens, we're going to dance to some remixes! *snaps fingers again and grooving hip shaking music plays* This time, I'll be the one teaching some moves here!
Quatre: *looks at baggy khakis, white tank and open & unbuttoned short sleeved blue shirt* Wow, this is a nice change. Though these pants are a bit a baggy.... *tugs at pants*
Trowa: *looks at his outfit except with green shirt and raises an eyebrow* Very interesting... *looks at Quatre* Shall we go...?
Quatre: SURE! *grasps Trowa's arm*
Heero: *same outfit except with dark blue shirt* Duo... this better be good....
Duo: *same outfit except with violet shirt* All right babes and babettes! We're all gunna grooooove to da music! Like this! *busts a move* [No pun intended ^_~]
Desly: *big sweatdrop* Babettes? Ano... D-chan, I'm the only so called 'babe' here, unless babe is used for guys and babettes is for girls... *looks at a long khaki skirt and a turqoise V-line shirt* Is it just me, or am I sensing a theme in the clothes here? *bigger sweatdrop*
Jay: *same outfit except with a black shirt* This looks so fucking cool! Hell yeah! *drags Desly* Shall we go?
Desly: *is being dragged off to the dance floor again and raises an eyebrow* Do I have a choice, Jay-chan? *¬_¬*
Duo: When clubbing, there is no wrong or right way to dance. *instructs* All ya gotta do is just go with the flow of the music, wheather if it's fast or slow. Just go and jump right in! Right Hee-chan?
Heero: *pulls Duo to the dance floor and holds him really close, like thisclose while he dances rythmically* Hai, Duo. Just jump right in...
Duo: *grin* Right on, Hee-chan! *shakes his hips to the music*
Trowa: *does some acrobatic dancing move* Come here, Quatre...
Quatre: *grooves back and forth across the dance floor towards Trowa* Weeeeeeee!!! Let's dance some more!!
Jay: *does some unidentifiable dance move and spins Desly* Dess-chan? When you dance, you need to move!
Desly: *spins, sighs and attempts to dance again* All right all right I'm dancing.... no need to get all hyper... *squints* I hope that's not a wall.....
Crash! Thump!
Desly: *holds head* @_@;; Yep.. that was a wall... itai... *stands up and straightens skirt out*
Duo: *snaps fingers again and everyone changes clothes again* Everybody! Hee-chan here, *points at him* is gunna be teaching out last dance! Take it away, pal! *wink*
Heero: *raises an eyebrow and looks at everyone* I'll be teaching.... original swing dancing.
Duo: *looks at clothes* Whoaaa! This is different! *continues to exclaim about his new clothes*
Quatre: *looks at his swing outfit, complete with suspenders and dancing shoes* This is very interesting, who would of thought Heero would be teaching this kind of dance style?
Trowa: *snaps a suspender* Itai! *pushes his hat up to see Quatre better* What a 'swinging' outfit we're wearing, Quatre. I see Heero is going to be showing us steps to this... dance.
Jay: *observes and tugs at shirt* Hmm... looks like clothes from the 1920's or 1930's... I can't tell.... Dess-chan? How's your outfit?
Desly: *¬_¬* It's um... very... *holds out a gloved arm and attempts to straighten out dress* Geeeez, this is a little short for me... *grimace*
Heero: *pulls Duo aside* Swing dancing has an extensive history in the United States, being first created during the 1920's. People danced to some reggae and swing styled music that included six to eight step dances that were incorporated with each other among other things.
Trowa & Quatre & Desly & Jay: *O_o;;;;* NANIIIII?????? *blank faces*
Duo: *big sweatdrop and facefaults* Ano, Hee-chan, that's, great... *¬_¬* But can you just 'teach' us how to swing dance instead of a history lesson??
Heero: *slightly shocked face* Oh. Hai. Yeah. *does a few dance steps* The person leading does these steps. *pulls Duo next to him* And the person countering you, does the opposite and add a twist to your own dance steps. Duo?
Duo: *looks up* Yeah? Oh! *snaps fingers and snazzy swinging music plays; the place is turned into a little swing area with colorful colors surrounding* C'mon, Hee-chan! *reaches out and grabs Heero's hand*
Trowa: *dances out and faces Quatre, hands flying out* Quatre, having fun?
Quatre: *does a fancy six step combo and slides by Trowa, side by side* Yep! Just swinging away!
Jay: *swings Desly* Up ya go! *dances to the side and twirls Desly; bows her and dances out*
Desly: *step step, almost trips* Whoaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!
Jay: *catches her* Dess-chan! *scolds* You gotta learn NOT to trip!
Desly: *pouts* I am trying, Jay-chan! *attempts to dance again*
Heero: *calls out* You can also add more steps in the dance... *does some complicated 'no one can really do this only the masters can do' dance move* See?
Duo: *sweatdrop* Anooo.... Hee-chan? That's, uh, heh, very... IMPOSSIBLE! Just stick to the simple steps, ok? *pulls Heero back to the dance floor and starts up dancing again*
Quatre: *is being thrown across the floor* Trowaaaahhhh! *spins in some direction* I'm getting a little... dizzzzzyyyy!!
Trowa: *triple jumps and catches Quatre* This is fun swing dancing...
Desly: *twirls and does an awkward three step move* All righty! I... *swings* did it! *whips out a victory sign* Eheheheheeeeee!!!!!! *dances some more*
Four hours, lots of dancing and six sets of tired feet later...
Duo: *plops on floor* I'm sooo tired! But yeah! I had fun, ne Hee-chan?
Heero: *blinks wearily* Hn... *sits down next to Duo*
Trowa: *sits down and holds a semi-asleep Quatre* Quatre?
Quatre: *rubs eyes* Mmm... hai, Trowa?
Trowa: *smile* Nothing, just wondering if you were awake...
Quatre: *rubs eyes some more* Just tired from the dancing...
Desly: *drops to the floor with an exhausted look* I'm so... worn out... *crosses eyes and makes a dismayed face* I feel disoriented...
Jay: *sits down with no problem* Aw, c'mon! That was lots of fun! Sure, a little tiring, but nothing I can't handle! *flexes and does a pose* Buwahahaha! My body can handle it! *topples over courtesy of Desly*
Desly: *hides mallet* Ahem! That slipped from my hands... *feral grin*
Duo: Soo..... what are we gunna do now? *stands up*
Heero: *stands up and holds Duo's hand* Sleep?
Duo: *grins maniacally* Good idea!!!! *walks off with Heero*
Quatre: *mumbles* I'm tired, would you mind carrying me to bed?
Trowa: *nods* Sure... *follows Duo & Heero while carrying Quatre*
Desly: *yawns* Weeee~ll!!! I'm gunna go and get something to drink. What about ya, Jay-chan? Whatcha gunna do now?
Jay: *raises an eyebrow and rubs head from the mallet* Anoo... get something to drink too?
Desly: Okay! *grins and grabs Jay's hand* C'mon! *chibifies and bounces out of the room to a song*
Jay: *sweatdrop* Aiya...
Desly: *still chibi and winks* ^.~v Aiiiiyaaaaaa is right! *is still holding onto Jay's hand, bounces some more and disappears*
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*~Owari~*
Please don't ask me what I was on when I wrote this... *makes a tired face* And the word AIYA is used most frequently among CHINESE people and is used in many different situations to exploit fear, hate, happiness and etc... yes, I am Chinese, now deal with it! ^.^v
Jay: *¬_¬* Aiya! What kind of fanfic IS THIS?? *pokes it*
Desly: AIYAAAAAA!! I worked my poor butt off on writing this and you say what kind of fanfic is this??
Jay: *sighs* You are so overly genki...
Desly: *grins and jumps around* Yep yep! Such is the life of being MY muse, eh, Jay-chan?
Jay: *O.o;;* M-m-muse? Nani yo?!?!?
Desly: *pats Jay's back* Don't worry! You're also a really gooood friend AND my muse! *does a victorious pose* ^.~v
Jay: *sweatdrop* Great... first I was a friend, then a tortured character in your fics and NOW I'm a MUSE?
Desly: Nahh, you're all THREE combined! *glomps Jay* Isn't that great?
Jay: *sweatdrops even more* ::dead pan voice:: Joy...
Desly: *chibifies and unglomps Jay* E-mail me at DeslyDuo@hotmail.com! ONEGAI??? With Trowa humping Quatre on a gigantic strawberry banana split sundae? *clasps hands*
Wufei: *nosebleed* K'so, ONNA! *runs off*
Desly: *giggles histerically* I couldn't help it!
Jay: *drags Desly off to the kitchen* Ok, you need a nice glass of lemonade, ne?
Desly: Hai! Yum yum! Lemonde! Ja ne, minnnnnna! *giggles*
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