Dancing Spoons
*Warnings: Hi, minna-san! *grin* I've got loads of fics, not enough of song fics! So I decided to write one up! Hai! *big smile* The lyrics in this song fic is from a song sung by B*Witched called Jump Down. This song fic is called Dancing Spoons.
Let's see.. there's... *grabs a checklist from nowhere* A nice dose of shounen ai... check. Limey parts... check. Groping... check. Weird... check. Craziness... check. Insanity, half-check. Ok, CHECK that. Hmm... that's about it... OH! Some PWP! AU-ness, CHECK! Yeaaaaaaah! *does a little dance* Those are the warnings and everything.
E-mail me at DeslyDuo@hotmail.com with Comments/Questions/Suggestions/Compliments maybe? ^_^v Enjoy!
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[I woke up to find, Your face on my mind
The sun always shines, On my garden
I told you before, Just knock on my door
'Cause you know the score, It's my party]
Heero yawned quietly as he slipped out of his bed. His eyes still blurred from sleep and his mind tumbling with violet eyes and laughing braids.
'Again? I dream about this all the time. What's wrong with me? Does it mean I like Duo?' he thought fervently and slipped into a pair of shorts and a tank top. He quietly went to the washroom and found Duo singing in the shower. It was, ironically enough, a joint washroom. Heero couldn't help, but unconsiously smiled a little as he heard the off-key notes bounce around the steam filled room.
"I'm sinnnnnnginnnng in da rain! Just singing in da rain! What a wonderful---" Duo sang, unbeknowst to him that Heero just went into the washroom.
Heero turned on the water and began to brush his teeth when he heard shrilled scream.
"AAAAAaaahhhhhhhh!" Duo popped his head out of the shower curtain. "Heero!" His violet eyes shuddered. "You could've at least told me you were in the washroom! Eeeeeeeeyyyeeoowww! The water's freaking HOT!" He flinched as the water continued to splash him.
Heero turned to Duo and looked at him. "Hn." Then he went back to brushing his teeth. He turned the sink off and walked out the door mumbling, "I'll be downstairs. Fixing breakfast."
Duo just stood gawking at the door while the water simmered down to a more coolish feeling and danced on his bare skin.
[You ran away with my spoon, You've stolen my heart
Always laughin', I jumped over the moon
Right from the start, You always make me feel good]
Duo managed to shower and dress in double time. Then he slid down the small banister and jumped off into the kitchen where he found Heero steadily pouring orange juice into a tall glass cup.
"Ohayooo, Heero! Don't worry, I forgive ya for that shower incident! What's for breakfast?" Duo bounced around the kitchen, looking through cabinets and shelves for some food.
"You fix it," Heero grunted back. He couldn't help, but notice Duo's rear end sticking out in clear view as he watched it sway back and forth while Duo complained in the refrigerator, searching furiously for food.
"Aw man, Heero! You're no fun!" his voice came out muffled and pulled out a gallon of milk. "Here it is! Milk! It does a body goooooood!" Duo winked at Heero and pulled out a tall glass cup from a nearby cabinet, identical to Heero's. He poured milk into the glass and shuffled through some other cabinets for some cereal. "Hey, where'd the stuff go?" he frowned and began to pull out random dry items onto the table.
"What are you looking for?" still looking at Duo's butt, but quickly averted his eyes when Duo spoke up.
"Cereal! By the way, have you seen that box of honey nut cheerios? I KNOW it's here somewhere...." he continued to shuffle packages and pouted as he sighed while he leaned on the kitchen counter.
"It's right here." Heero pointed to a box of cheerios next to his bowl full of cheerios and placed the orange juice container back into the refrigerator.
"Geez, ya really know how to annoy someone, Heero!" Duo yapped. 'But also, you unknowingly don't know how damn enticing you are,' he thought and grabbed the box of cheerios. He tipped it into his bowl and poured some out. He took the gallon of milk and put that on top of the cereal. He looked at two forlorn spoons that dangled in the bureau in front of him. He knew who had which and which he used. He smirked and grabbed Heero's spoon to use. 'I wonder, would he mind if I used his spoon?' Duo's common sense already told him that his ass was Heero's, literally.
"I'll c'ya in the living room if ya ever wanna watch some tv or something. Just holler for me," Duo quickly walked out with the spoon inserted in his bowl of cheerios and a glass of milk in his other hand. He chuckled aloud and smirked.
Heero finished pouring milk into his bowl of cereal and placed the milk back into the fridge. He went to the bureau to find that his spoon was missing....
"DUO!"
[Jump down, I've never believed in love
'Till now, I've never believed in us
Jump down, I've never believed
I've never believed in love
That's why I'm letting you know]
Duo maniacally giggled when he heard Heero yell his name as he lounged on the sofa that sat in the living room. Heero dashed into the room with Duo's spoon in his upraised left hand and gave Duo his best 'Death Glare.' Duo ignored him and calmly ate his cereal in front of the tv as Heero watched Duo eat, with HIS spoon. Insert spoon, chew and swallow. Repeat. This was beginning to drive Heero up the wall and his cheeks began to burn maddingly.
"My spoon. Duo."
Turned head. "Oh, hi Heero! So ya finally decided to act human and watch tv with me?" Insert spoon, chew and swallow. Innocent look.
Glare. "My SPOON, Duo."
"Hmm? What about spoons?" Insert spoon, chew and swallow. Blinks innocently.
Heero's eyes followed the spoon to Duo's mouth and was unexpectectly seduced by Duo's lips as they closed over HIS spoon. Chew and swallow. Insert spoon, chew and swallow. Insert spoon, chew and swallow. He closed his eyes as to try and calm himself, but it didn't work. He cracked his eyes opened after a long minute and found Duo still eating. If it wasn't him, he could've sworn Duo was doing it on purpose...
"You. Are. Using. My. Spoon."
Blink. "Your point?" Insert spoon, chew and swallow. 'Duo, your ass is so going to get kicked.' his mind shrieked. He smirked and purposely licked the spoon like a delicacy while Heero stood there, immobile. 'Yeah, I know, hey, maybe this time, he'll get on TOP of me. Now that's an idea!'
Heero growled and lept at Duo. 'Well, I could just 'touch' him then' as Heero tackled Duo.
[You're always around, Just stamping the ground
The letter I found was yours truly, It's so plain to see
What you wrote to me was, Positively yours truely]
"Eeep!" was all Duo said as spoons, milk and cereal flew up into the air. Heero came up on top of Duo's legs, with a spoon. Upon closer inspection, he found out it was Duo's spoon still. Duo waggled his tongue at him and waved Heero's spoon.
"Ya missed Heero!"
Heero jumped him again and decided to use something on Duo that he was against. Tickling. He was fucking hungry and wanted to eat his breakfast in decency. Plus, that was HIS spoon. His eyes narrowed at Duo and Duo peered at him suspiously.
"You aren't-wait-hold-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!"
Heero slid his hands around Duo's waist rapidly, not giving in to Duo's calls and pleas.
"NONONONONONONONOOOOO!! AHAHAHAHHA!! STOPPIT! HEERO! AHAHAHAHAH!!"
Heero smirked inwardly and decided to try something else. He grabbed a feather from a pillow stuffing and proceeded to tickle Duo's feet.
"NOOOOO! NOT MY FEE-AHAHAHAHAHAH HEHEHEHE STOPPIT! AHAHAHAHA!!"
Heero paused to look at Duo. He was sweating and panting on the floor of the living room, his right hand tightly grasped around Heero's spoon like a troughy. Duo quickly took advantage of the quick rest and push Heero off of him to his shock. Then he ran off with Heero's spoon, again.
"You will never catch me! Heehee!" was cried out in a ludicrous giggle as a braid vanished from view.
[You ran away with my spoon, You've stolen my heart
Always laughin', I jumped over the moon
Right from the start, You always make me feel good]
Heero rubbed his head and chased after him. Amazingly enough, he was beginning to enjoy chasing Duo. Duo ran up the stairs, jumping two at a time, spoon still in hand. His eyes jerked from one side of the hallway to the other. Only three rooms. His bedroom. Heero's bedroom. The bathroom. Hmm... Bingo. He dashed into his own bedroom and slammed the door shut, only to find that Heero had beaten him to his room.
"HOLY SHIT! How the, what the...!!"
"The spoon." Heero held out his hand. "Remember, we have a joint bathroom, easily accessed by any room on the top floor."
"Never! You're gunna have to do more than THAT to get the spoon away from me!" Violet eyes flashed again.
Glare. "What can't you give it back."
Pout. "'Cuz I don't want to!" Grips spoon tighter.
Heero sighed exaperatedly and stared at him. "I'm hungry. I need that spoon. To eat."
Heero's statement gave Duo an idea.
[Jump down, I've never believed in love
'Till now I've never believed in us
Jump down, I've never believed,
I've never believed in love
That's why I'm letting you know]
Duo gingerly fingered the spoon with both hands, eyes on Heero. "Really? You're hungry? Interesting..."
Heero stared at him confused. 'What is he doing? Doesn't he know I can pound him?'
Duo sauntered towards Heero looked him over. 'Well, I suppose I'll take the chance. Hm, can't get any worse than this.' He grinned at Heero and leaned over to his face.
"So, eh, whatcha gunna do about it?" He poked Heero's stomach with the spoon and quickly stepped back before Heero could respond.
"What?" Heero's face turned curious. 'What is he up to? Because standing in his bedroom is... making me want to... jump in bed... Duo... '
Duo's grin widened as he watched Heero make a face and finally break that cold mask he had dutifully put on every day.
'Screw it, I'll kiss the God damn boy,' Duo quietly placed the spoon on a lamp table and locked all the doors to his room. Then he walked over to Heero and gently applied pressure to Heero's lips with his own.
[Whoah letting you know
Whoah I don't want you to go
Oh! You make me feel good]
Heero's body began to feel like molten fire, blending in with Duo's body heat and his lips felt tingly. He pressed back, hoping Duo would help him understand the situation. 'Maybe, maybe, maybe I DO like him...'
Duo smiled into the kiss and pressed his body on Heero's. Heero's hands snaked over and wrapped them around Duo's waist, sending chills up and down his spine. He slipped off the tie that held Duo's hair and weaved his hands through it causing Duo to sigh and moan as they kissed.
They tumbled around with each other in the room, running into items and pushing books out of the way. Their lips stayed glued as they tore at each other's clothes with maddening force and tangoed awkwardly towards the bed. Collasped and breathing heavily, they tumbled into the bed, nude, with Duo sprawled out on top of Heero.
Duo sighed and looked down at the panting dark haired boy beneath him who was staring back at him with his blue orbs full of lust and passion. He smiled at Heero and captured his mouth with his again, tongues swirling and they rolled relentlessly all over the bed crazily as it creeked under their weight.
[Jump down, I've never believed in love
'Till now I've never believed in us
Jump down, I've never believed,
I've never believed in love
That's why I'm letting you know]
Duo and Heero laid on the bed as they rested from vigorous sex and a compassionate long deep tongue-tonsil probing kiss, leaving both of their mouths swollen and tender at touch. Heero's left hand absentmindedly tangled into Duo's hair and Duo's arms was wrapped around Heero's waist in a child like possession.
"Mmmm...." Duo snuggled up on Heero some more.
"Hn?"
"Mmm... at least I know why I like cereal so much... mmm...."
Something strange hit Duo's ears as he lifted his head from Heero's stomach to look at him. Heero just chuckled. It was real, it wasn't maniacal and was genuine.
"You laughed! Oh my, we should most DEFINATELY do this more," Duo's lips qwirked into a smile and laughed along.
"Mmm hmm..." Heero closed his eyes to savor the moment and ran his fingers through Duo's hair as Duo purred under his touch.
[Yeah, yeah letting you know]
Duo looked up at the closed eye beauty in front of him.
"Heero?"
He opened his eyes and raised an eyebrow. "Hai?"
"Love you, Heero. Forever and ever." He buried himself under Heero's arm and pulled up the covers to cover them both.
Heero smiled and kissed his forehead.
"Ai shiteru, Duo."
Then they went to sleep.
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#Owari#
I finished it! If you're reading this, that means that you were so ever so nice enough to finish reading my fic and I thank you for that! *goggly eyes appear* ARIGATOU! *bows reverently* Also, e-mails would be appreciated! ONEGAI?!
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