Warnings: I was bored at school ( >_<*! Tell me WHO ISN'T bored at school! It was World History class if you wanted to know what class. SHEESH! -_-;; ) and when you combine school boredom with Gundam Wing, you get an idea for a fic. It's not a fic.... *sweatdrops* It's more of an argument PWP fic... -_<;;
I was imagining myself arguing with Wufei while the other gundam pilots make comments in the backround, heh, man, was I bored or what?
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Desly: Wufei, why are you always talking about Justice? I mean, what is the MEANING of that?
Wufei: What do you mean ONNA!?!
Desly: *sweatdrops* My name isn't onna... it's Desly.
Wufei: Baka onna! I'll call you anything I want! *does a pose* I am Justice! I give Justice! I know Justice! I relate to Justice! My power is Justice! Justice!
Duo: *groans* Oh, NO. There he goes AGAIN! *makes a face*
Wufei: What do you mean AGAIN!?? NONE of you weak people know the pure meaning of Justice! *raises his fist and shakes it at Desly and Duo*
Heero: Don't raise your fist at Duo...
Desly: Yeah, you know Heero, right Wufei? *hint hint*
Wufei: Damare onna! I will shake my fist at anyone I WANT! *shakes fist at Heero, then shakes his fist at Desly and Duo once again*
Heero: ...
Desly & Duo: *laughs histerically at Wufei*
Trowa: ......
Wufei: You agree with Heero?! That goes the same for QUATRE for you too?!!!
Desly: *falls face first onto the ground*
Quatre: Umm, Wufei? You might want to calm down, you're, a bit, high strung right now. HEY! I'll get you a cup of tea! That always calms ME down! *runs and gets a cup of tea, then gives it to Wufei*
Duo: Tea?! Quatre! This is WUFEI we're talking about! I'll betcha he's gonna say that the cup of tea is unnessisary and this is injustice.... *raises an eyebrow at Wufei*
Wufei: *holds the cup of tea and then throws the cup out a window* Unnessisary! Injustice! *shakes his fist at Quatre, then shakes it at Duo and Trowa*
Duo: *falls down to the ground laughing histerically*
Trowa: ...... ..... ...... *raises an eyebrow*
Desly: Of course Trowa, I can't agree with you anymore.
Wufei: *mad* Can't agree with what? NANI??!!
Quatre: *blushes at Trowa's remark*
Duo: *laughs even harder, tears streaming out of his eyes* Man! You're right Trowa! It totally SHOWS!!
Heero: *smirks* Ironically enough, it's true from what I see.
Wufei: See what?!! NANI?! BAKAS!!!
Heero: *raises an eyebrow*
Trowa: .... ...
Desly: Trowa is trying to say that, erm, well.....
Duo: *finishes Desly's sentence for her* Well, Desly is saying that Trowa said that you need a DATE! Well, more like a girlfriend or boyfriend, whichever you prefer. *grins at Wufei*
Wufei: O.O! NNNAANNIII!!! I do NOT! This is Injustice! *stomps around Desly and the other pilots ranting* A girlfriend?! A boyfriend?! Whichever I prefer!?? That's UNCONGENIAL!! The very idea of it is ASKEW!
Duo: *groans again* There he goes AGAIN! He's pulling out the big words now.
Trowa: *smiles* .....
Quatre: I agree with Trowa, Wufei. Maybe you should lighten up and take things easy. You could go out for a walk, read some books.... *looks at Trowa* And uhhmmmm.... *stutters and turns red*
Wufei: *stops stomping around and looks at Quatre and Trowa* NAANNII!?? You don't mean... *points a finger at Trowa and then at Quatre, then points at them back and forth*
Desly: Yeah, we um, *puts a hand behind her head and laughs shyly* well, I put them that way in this little, well, argument, fic, whatever.
Wufei: ONNA! You PERVERT!
Duo: *smirks and walks over to Heero* Wufei, you don't know the other half of it either. *hugs Heero with a grin*
Heero: ^_^
Wufei: ONNA! You got Heero to SMILE?!!! And.... *points finger at Duo then at Heero, then goes back and forth* O.O The sun has set in the EAST!
Heero: *correcting Wufei* No, the sun sets in the west.
Wufei: What is wrong with you ONNA!?? You put THEM as a couple, *then points at Quatre hugging Trowa on Trowa's lap* And THEM TWO?!
Desly: *shrugs* What's so wrong with that? They match, DUH. They also look cute together.
Wufei: AAYYEE!!!! You are the definition of INJUSTICE ONNA!
Duo: *looks up from cuddling Heero* Oh CAN it already. It's not like you've never seen two guys as a couple.
Desly: Yeah, besides Wufei, *snickers* I could always bring back Trieze for YOU.
Wufei: *stutters* You wouldn't! ONNA! O.O
Duo: Damn skippy she will!
Trowa: ....
Heero: *smirks*
Quatre: Go Desly! Do it! Do it! Do it! *Maganacs appear out of nowhere and starts chanting with Quatre*
Maganacs: We're with you Master Quatre! Do it! Do it! Do it!
Rashid: Always Master Quatre. Go Desly! Do it! Do it! Do it!
Quatre: *sweatdrops and continues chanting*
Desly: *smirks* Well? It's your call Wufei, you wanna see Trieze again?
Wufei: It's impossible! -_- *mumbles* I-I-I killed him in a gundam dual....
Duo: *pats Wufei on the back* Hey, that's ok! This is a fan FIC! And Desly is our narrator! She can bring back anybody! Right?
Desly: Of course Duo. *grins* Well Wufei?
Quatre & Maganacs: Do it! Do it! Do it! Do it!
Heero: Kowai.....
Trowa: .... ...
Duo: Hai, very kowai...
Desly: *coaxing* C'mon Wufei. What's it gonna be? Treize or no Trieze?
Wufei: ONNA! I challenge you to a DUEL to answer this... *pauses to think of a big word* this perpostrous question! *pulls out his sword from the air and dons a headpiece*
Duo: *falls flat on his face and pulls himself back up* How old FASHIONED is that!? @_@;;;
Desly: *grumbling* Fine, avoid my question! Guess we're going to have to do this the hard way...! *pulls a medium-sized slender silver sword with Desly engraved on the hilt from the air*
Trowa: .... .. !
Duo: Yeahhhh.... you could say THAT again! *whistles* Nice sword Desly.
Desly: Arigatou Duo. I had it customized; arigatou DOROTHY wherever you are! *dons a headpiece with her sword poised to attack*
Dorothy: *voice coming from somewhere* You're welcome Desly! It was my pleasure.
Trowa: .... .. !
Duo: *sweatdrops* Yeah, I know you could say it again, but you didn't HAVE TO.
Heero: *looks a bit impressed... maybe... almost... slightly... no?*
Quatre: That's a nice sword....
Maganacs: *repeats Quatre* Yes, a very nice sword!
Rashid: I think this sword fight is going to need some fighting music, don't you think so Master Quatre?
Wufei: *glares at Desly, sword poised, ready to attack when prompted*
Desly: *rolls her eyes at Wufei and sticks her tongue out at Wufei*
Duo: Look at them! They're like statues! What a ridiculous way to get an answer out of Wufei. *crosses eyes*
Trowa: ... .....
Heero: For the fighting music, I suggest you play Hoshikuzu no Senshitachi, sung by Trieze. *smirks*
Wufei: O.O NNAAAAAAANNNIII!?! Iiee!!!!! *glares evilly at a smirking Heero*
Trowa: ... *chuckles*
Heero: *snickers* Fine, play The Wings of a Boy That Killed Adolescence.
Rashid: Hmmm.....
Quatre: Sounds good, ok! *calls* MAGANACS!
Maganacs: Yes Master Quatre? What can we do for you Master Quatre?
Quatre: Get what Heero said for the music, hurry! Those two are going to fight!
Maganacs: *scatters in different directions and comes back with speakers and the music Quatre said to get*
Quatre: Set it up and get it going full blast!
Duo: MAN!! *sighs* This is soo.... dumb..... Desly, THINK OF SOMETHING!!
Desly: I am, it's just that I'm in a position where I can't really talk until the music plays for some odd reason. *glares at Wufei*
Wufei: *glares back at Desly*
Maganacs: We're finished! *steps back and reveals a music player, 2 huge ass speakers and hands a control device to Quatre* All yours Master Quatre!
Trowa: .... .... ....... *sweatdrops*
Duo: *sweatdrops* Yeah, ya know Quatre, that might be a bit... LOUD... *cringes*
Quatre: Nope! Ok! Get ready Desly! You too Wufei! *presses the play button, fierce music plays, surprisingly not hurting anybody's ears*
Desly: Sur la garde! *lunges at Wufei*
Wufei: *growls* Now we're getting Frenchy eh? Take this femme stupide!
Heero: ....
Quatre: Whaaaa??
Trowa: *rolls eyes in despair* ...... .... ..... ...
Duo: Wufei said WHAT?!
Heero: He said stupid woman to Desly in French? Typical...
Heero & Duo & Trowa & Quatre: *moves heads back and forth as they watch Desly and Wufei spar*
Desly: *breathes lightly and then runs at a wall towards Wufei*
Wufei: *dodges Desly and ducks*
Desly: *jumps at the wall and bounces off of it to flip over Wufei's head; lands in front of Wufei, nearly catching him offguard*
Wufe: Onna! How the hell did you do that! *spars furiously at Desly*
Desly: *spars back in a gleam in her eyes* I learned 75% of my sword play from Treize... *snickers*
Duo: Wouldn't ya know? Desly can kick some serious ass! *does a little dance*
Trowa & Quatre: *sweatdrops*
Heero: *raises an eyebrow*
Wufei: You learned from Treize?! Impossible! You women are weak! I don't even understand why I have to answer your STUPID question! *attempts to trip Desly*
Desly: *jumps and bounces off the wall again*
Wufei: *ducks and moves aside*
Desly: *side-bounces with Wufei and sparred his sword to the wall and lands beside him* Because I won... *grins and holds her sword at Wufei's neck*
Wufei: *mad* Just because I lost to YOU.... *screams* BAKA ONNA!
Trowa: ... ...
Quatre: Yeah, seems like Wufei is at a loss for words Trowa.
Wufei: *glares at Trowa and Quatre* I AM NOT AT A LOSS OF WORDS!!
Heero: *rolls eyes*
Duo: Not to mention a loss of DIGNITY! *cracks up*
Wufei: *glares evilly at everybody*
Desly: Now look Wufei, c'mon, give me an answer or I'll do something even worse to you... huh, it's worse than death itself...
Wufei: *snaps* What?
Desly: *walks Wufei in front of a door with the letters R. H. written on it* If you don't want to answer it, then go right ahead in there. No one is going to go in there....
Wufei: Fine! You'll never get an answer out of me onna! *opens the door and dashes inside*
Quatre: Desly? What's so bad about the room in there?
Trowa: ... ..... .....
Duo: Yeah, and how come the door has R. H. on it too?
Heero: Will Wufei return?
Desly: He'll be back in one minute, he'll be running back here. R. H means Relena Hell, that room is a dimensional tunnel to the Sanc Kingdom Office, where Relena works. Since I haven't allowed her to see Heero AT ALL in this fic thing, she'll go bananas over the first person she sees that knows Heero's whereabouts.
Heero: ^_^ A-RI-GA-TOU DESLY!
Duo: *grins* What a way to GO! I bet he's running right now...
Quatre: Poor Wufei... he'll be attacked by Relena...
Trowa: ... ......
Wufei: *rushes out the door and slams it shut; then breathes a sigh of relief* *glares evilly at Desly* ONNNNNNNNAAAA!!!!!!!
Desly: *looks shocked* You rang?
Wufei: OMAE OF KOROSU ONNA! *runs towards Desly*
Heero: *objects and pouts* Hey, that's MY line.
Duo: *snickers and snuggles by Heero* That's ok Heero, we all know that's your line. *kisses Heero's nose*
Heero: ^_^
Quatre & Trowa: *runs in front of Desly, stopping Wufei*
Wufei: Out of my WAY! INJUSTICE! *glares at Quatre and Trowa, then stomps away to retrieve his sword*
Desly: Arigatou Quatre. Arigatou Trowa. *bows down*
Trowa & Quatre: *grins; sparkle sparkle*
Desly: Well, that's it, I'm bringing Trieze here. *walks towards another door*
Wufei: *O.O* ONNA! Iiiieee!! Desly, get your ASS BACK HERE!
Duo: SOMEONE NEEDS A SPANKING! *snickers*
Heero: *smirks*
Trowa: ...
Quatre: Wow, he actually said Desly's name!
Desly: *pauses and turns to see Wufei running towards her in top speed with his sword by his side* *sarcastically* Well, looks like someone learned to say my NAME!
Wufei: *stops running in front of Desly* Onna! I mean, Desly, grr, don't bring Trieze back...
Desly: *raises an eyebrow* Why? It seems like you need him..
Wufei: Because... *begins to look sheepish* he brings back memories best left forgotton, or at least not brought up....
Desly: Well, at least you're 'fessing up, right guys? *winks*
Heero: Hnn..
Quatre: Hai
Trowa: ... ....
Duo: Yeeeeaaaaahhhh
Wufei: Please, *looks pleadingly* I promise I won't call you onna, or at least baka onna...
Desly: Weelll........ I don't know... I mean, after all the things you said and done to me... well, I don't know if I should let you off that easily.
Heero: That's right, give him torture...
Quatre: Make him drink rotting tea!
Maganacs & Rashid: Master Quatre, err, we don't think he drinks tea as frequently as you do.
Quatre: *thinks* Oh yeah, gomen. *smiles cutely*
Desly & Wufei & Duo: *sweatdrops*
Trowa: ..... ...
Duo: Nah Trowa. I don't think Wufei would do well in a cage with a lion, he'll talk it to death about Justice. *grins* How about bringing him to... *thinks for a minute* Bring him to dinner!
Wufei: *looks horrified and scared*
Heero: NANI?! *looks at Duo strangely* Baka, that's what people would do for YOU.
Duo: *laughs nervously* Oh, yeah, right. Gomen...
Quatre: Well....
Trowa: ...
Desly: Let's see.... *walks around Wufei*
Wufei: *makes a puppy face* Kudasai Desly... *makes a mental note to talk to Nataku later on*
Desly: *stops pacing around Wufei and leans over and gives him a loving hug*
Heero: O.o *grabs Duo's arm in shock*
Duo: *complains* No food? *Realizes Heero was there* Don't worry Heero, he's going through hell already. Look at him. *gives Heero a hug, Heero smiles*
Wufei: *whispers* NNn--Aaa-NNiii? O.O
Desly: It looks like you haven't had a person to lean on for a while. And you look like you give out too much unnessisary Justice speeches. So I've decided to be nice to you this time... Wufei? C'mon Wufei, *tugs on Wufei's hand and calls out to everyone* Dinner at my HOUSE!
Quatre: Yay! *smiles happily* C'mon Trowa! I'll race you there!
Trowa: 'Oh no you don't' *scoops up Quatre in his arms and places a kiss on Quatre's lips* Let's go together....
Quatre: Trowa! You said something! *hugs Trowa*
Trowa: *sighs exasperated and follows Desly with a giggling Quatre in his arms*
Duo: *cooing over Trowa and Quatre* Don't they look so cute? Heero? Heero? Hey, where'd he go?
Heero: *rides over in scooter and throws a helmet at Duo* Get on, we're following them.
Duo: Yeah! *puts the helmet on and sits behind Heero, grasping Heero's waist and hugging him protectively* Besides, I'm hungry Heero.
Heero: Yeah, *looks at Duo with a gleam of mischief in his eyes* I'm hungry too.
Duo: Ooooo... don't worry, you'll get dessert Heero, just you wait.
Desly: *pulls out 2 bikes and helmets out of nowhere* Here, we'll ride over to my house on these. *looks at Trowa and Quatre* Aw, they look so cute! *looks over at a comfy Duo sitting behind Heero in a scooter as they follow Trowa to Desly's house* That's so sweet!
Wufei: *pulls a face* Daijoubu Desly?
Desly: *makes a face at Wufei* Of course I'm OK! C'mon let's go!
Wufei: *stops Desly and gives a kiss to her on her cheek*
Desly: Waaaahhh?? *blushes*
Wufei: *shuffles feet shyly* I'd like to, errrm, thank you for not... torturing me too badly throughout the whole fic. *makes a sad face* Usually other fic writers would torture me and I'll be tracked down by Relena and I'm the butt of everyone's jokes. =*(
Desly: Oh you KNOW I love all you guys! I really really like you, too, Wufei! I'm asian myself, ya know. ^_^
Wufei: *hugs Desly then steps back; grabs a motorcycle out of the air* I think we'll be better suited with this.
Desly: Ok! ^_^ C'mon! You drive. *jumps onto the back of the cycle*
Wufei: *jumps on and starts the engine*
Desly: *holds onto Wufei's waist tightly and hugs his back*
Wufei: *smiles for the first time in a long time*
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~Owari~
*Notes: So it wasn't really an argument fic, but heck, I like it. Don't forget to e-mail me so that I know SOMEONE is reading my stuff.... ^_^
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