Mission: Duo Maxwell
*WARNING: Boooring, stupid, boooring, stupid, boooring, stupid. Fist fanfic ever written. It's a very.... interesting 'mission' assignment.....
Introduction: A tallish long black haired girl walks across a little place and speaks out, "Desly here! Please e-mail me for comments, flames, whatever. Hehehe, anyways, I don't own the Gundam Wing boys and don't sue me. All you'll get is a hair scrunchie and a rotting apple." ~.~!
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Heero sat behind a tree, observing and hiding from Duo, who was skipping around in a meadow, picking fruit off bushes and was humming a tune. All of a sudden, Hilde bounced up onto Duo, catching him in surprise tackle. Heero growled..... then searched for his gun in his spandex pants.... 'Damn it!' he thought.... 'I left it on the table at the safe house because I was holding the notebook to take notes on Duo!'
"Konnichiwa, Hilde! Long time no see!" Duo grinned. "Let's go out to grab a bite to eat! We haven't talked in a long time!" He winked at Hilde and grabbed her hand to her surprise. Off they bounced off chatting happily as they went to the Wink Café to talk and eat.
Heero smirked and with notebook and pen in hand, he dashed off in silent persuit. 'I will NOT let him get away' thought Heero. 'What does he SEE in Hilde that he doesn't see in him anyway?!!' O.o
Meanwhile... at the Winner Family mansion, a formal dance was being held in the main ballroom at the mansion. Trowa, Wufei and Quatre were all there to greet their guests and perhaps escort some ladies around.
"Quatre, when will this dance be over!?!" yelled Wufei as he desperately tried to get away from Relena as she bombarded him with questions when she saw him.
"Where's Heero? WUFEI! You are supposed to know where he is! I demand you give me an answer! Do you know WHO I AM?! I represent the Sanc Kingdom! I AM the princess! I promote PACIFISM! Where's Heero?!! I want to know where he is!! WHERE IS HE!?? TELL ME WUFEI!!"
Trowa and Quatre both made a face and quickly nodded their heads together and slowly slipped away from the psychaotic girl and the extremely irritated Chinese boy.
"I know who you ARE! SHUT UP WOMAN! No need to scream! CALM DOWN WOMAN! You certainly have a loud voice for such a peace oriented woman! NO! Get AWAY from me! Why do you ask ME!!! Ask those two over there!" Wufei pointed at where USED to be Trowa and Quatre, now stood empty ground.
Relena pouted and dashed off to find them with Lt. Noin in hot persuit; trying to do her duty and guard Princess Relena of the Sanc Kingdom. Before dashing off, Lt. Noin shouted back at Wufei.
"How do you tolerate her always looking for Heero?! I can barely keep a hold on her! You're one lucky guy, Wufei! C'ya around!"
Wufei rolled his eyes in disgust and hopped over to a table and grabbed a martini to calm his nerves after a severe attack from Relena. 'I do NOT approve of that GIRL!' he thought as he slowly sipped his martini.
At the Wink Café, Duo and Hilde caught up on current events in each other's lives.
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Desly remarks from out of nowhere, "They also look like a cute couple, but of course we all know that's not true. ^.~ Hehehe.... ok, I'll shut up now."
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Drinking coffee and eating a cookie annoyingly, with a newspaper in front of his face, plus two cut out peep holes, 2 tables away, Heero looked into Duo and Hilde's conversation. With a determined look, he ate, read, took notes on Duo and drank his coffee plus eavesdropped on the conversation.
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In another place, Trieze Khushrenada and Zechs Marquise ( without that rotten tin can thing on his head ) steps out of a shadow, both dressed in black leather pants and a black dress shirt with tall black boots and an elegant sword dressed to each of their waists.
"Erhem... Trieze? Who did this to us? Very nice sword.... but I'm not exactly 'used' to these pants..."
"I think it's our author friend Desly who did this us Zechs."
"But why may I ask?" Zechs makes a face.
"I think Desly got bored and decided to bring us out for some fun. Or may of had a terrible case of writer's block."
"How could she be BORED already and get writer's block!?! She already has Heero stalking Duo and it's getting interesting!" ranted Zechs as he pointed at the Wink Café in another scene.
"Well, I th---"
"And in the Winner estate they're having a formal dance! Wufei is having a martini! I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE ONE!" shrieked Zechs as he pointed at Trowa, Quatre and Wufei in another scene.
"Will you stop interrupting ME Zechs!?!?!" *Pow!*
"Owww, that hurt......" =*(
"Hmph! Don't make me do that again! I was going to say that Desly could've gotton a writer's block and couldn't think of anything, but uh, I guess us." replied Trieze with a pained look on his face.
Zechs sweatdrops and replies, "Can we PLEASE stay out of the story for now Desly? I wanna see what's going to happen to the gundam pilots!"
Desly replies back from nowhere, "Fine! Just shut up, ok?"
Zechs: Right, Lt. Desly ^_^
Treize: Oh boy... ^_^**!
Desly: -_-;;;
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Back at the Wink Café, Hilde talked to Duo, in turn, talked back at her while eating some pastries and drinking milk.
"How's Deathsycthe Hell doing hmm?"
"Fine, actually, awesome! I got some incredible upgrades for the Deathsycthe Hell and Heero somehow customized everybody's gundam to be more apt at our dispense which is way cool!"
"Really?" an impressed Hilde looks on. Heero beamed silently behind his newspaper... so he noticed he thought.
"Yeah, REALLY! Wufei has a customized model of his beloved 'Nataku' and now, anytime he attacks and so, he can see what he's doing! He let us see it only once, but MAN! It kicked some serious ass!"
"WOW! Awesome! What about the Sandrock?" inquired Hilde.
"Oh, you know Quatre. He's got a tea set in his gundam."
Hilde sweatdrops. "Are you sure Duo?"
"Of source I'm sure! Why wouldn't I be SURE? I was with Heero when he customized everyone's gundam. Man, he's so super-natural! 15 minutes later, he's finished with one gundam and onto the next!"
"Why did Quatre get a tea set? I mean, that's well, unusual to put that in a gundam like Sandrock. He has to fight! HOW is he going to drink tea while beating the crap out of the enemy?!!" shrieked Hilde.
"Umm... You know, I really don't know Hilde. You ask Quatre. He does manage to DO that and beat the enemy's ass, so I guess it IS possible," Duo said thoughtfully.
"How about Trowa? How's his gundam doing?"
"Oh? HeavyArms? He has a walkie talkie connected into his system so he can talk to Catherine any time when turned on. Well, I guess he wants Catherine to be assured he'll come back to her all right."
"Well? She sure is overly protective," grumbled Hilde.
Heero looked up from his writing abruptly. Hmm.... looks like he's going to leave... better get going... he jumped up, slammed a five dollar bill on the table, gathered his stuff and got out of the Wink Café. He quickly donned his helmet from his motorcycle he had hidden previously and checked his laptop. Hn... another mission... this is different though.... better get to the Winner Estate...
"Whooaaa! Look at the time! I gotta jet off, Hilde. Missions ya know. Great talking to ya again!" jumped up Duo and he quickly left.
"Waiiit! I didn't ask you what YOU got on your gundam! Or Heero's either!" wailed Hilde.
"No problem Hilde! I don't know what Heero got himself and I'll tell you when I think of one that I want for my gundam!" shouted Duo as he bounded off to the Winner Estate.
'Huh? He didn't get his special item in his gundam? Weird.... Damn it!' thought Hilde. 'Well, it was great talking to him anyway. C'ya Duo' She quickly paid for the meal and off she went.
Duo dashed off into the street, only to find Heero preparing to leave for the Winner Estate.
"Hey, Heero! HEERO! Wait UP!" shouted Duo as he dashed over the Heero's motorcycle.
"Hn?" Heero eyed him.
"You can't just jet off like that!" Duo chuckled. "What are YOU doing here? Nevermind, lemme hitch a ride with you while you're here. You DO have an extra helmet, right?"
"Get on; another mission. We need to get to the others and inform them," Heero replied and threw a purple helmet at Duo.
Duo caught the helmet and quickly put it on. He jumped on the motorcycle behind Heero and latched his arms around Heero's waist. 'Mmm... nice butt... whoops, I should be thinking about the mission, right? Hmm... what IS the mission? Mmm... very nice butt,' thought Duo.
Heero felt a bit of warmth spread throughout his body as Duo held onto him.
"Hang on tight, we'll be going at top speed," Heero said, furiously trying not to sink into Duo's comfortable arms.
Duo held onto Heero's waist tighter and Heero roared off with the motorcycle towards the Winner Estate. '1st gear... 2nd gear... 3rd gear... 4th... gear... 5th gear...' thought Heero as he zoomed on faster and faster until he was at the top speed on the cycle and made a beeline to the Winner Estate.
"WWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HHHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!" yelled Duo out into the flying wind, his braid flying in the air, brushing past his ear and Heero's. 'Damn! Heero SURE knows how to DRIVE!' he thought.
Heero drove through fields of flowers and fields of fruit. Duo was covered with flowers and looked like a flower nymph. Duo reached his hand out and grabbed an assortment of fruits and ate some. Duo then had an idea and boldly took a raspberry from his hand as the motorcycle shifted to 3rd gear to avoid collisions with any trees.
"Heeeeeeyyyy Heeeeeerrrrooo!" Duo shouted.
"Whaaaa---" Heero was cut off by a raspberry.
"Gotcha! Heheheheh," laughed Duo.
Heero absentmindly ate the raspberry and immediately shifted into 4th gear. When hitting the top speed on 4th gear, he immediately went right into 5th gear. This made Duo drop all of his fruit and hung on tighter onto Heero, practically hugging Heero onto his own body.
Heero smirked at Duo and drove onwards. As they were nearing the Winner Estate, he saw the last of people leaving the formal dance Quatre had hosted.
Quatre, Trowa and Wufei were huddled around a desk with a laptop that contained a very simple message from Doc. J. They read it and then Wufei had a nosebleed. He excused himself, with a blush across his cheeks. Trowa and Quatre blushed at the message and then looked at each other.
"Well! I didn't realize that THEY had unfinished buissiness!" Quatre blushed again.
"Yeah, I wonder how Heero is handling it since it WAS an order...." Trowa trailed off, with a blush across his cheeks.
They both saw Heero on the motorcycle outside the window, racing at top speed and they both ran outside to greet Heero and Duo.
Heero skidded to a fast hault in front of the Winner Mansion, with Trowa and Quatre waving at him. Duo was on Heero's back, a bit drowzy from the fast ride. Duo jumped off and ran over to a furiously blushing Quatre and a WAY too quiet Trowa.
"What's the big deal Quatre? Trowa? Where's Wufei? Why are you guys looking at me like that? Did I do something wrong? I swear I didn't do anything! OKOK! I was at the Wink Café, eating some pastries with Hilde. A mission came up ya know," babbled Duo.
"Yes, we know Duo," Trowa sputtered.
"Well!?!?"
"Ummm, well, we, uh, were informed about it. Wufei, Trowa and I have just a small part on the 'mission'," Quatre blushed again.
"SSSOOOO????!"
"Ask Heero for the full details..." Trowa replied and faintly blushed.
Duo whirled around to look at Heero, but he was gone. Heero went inside the mansion, already knowing which room he was to stay in. He placed his laptop on a table across from his bed, with the green screen illuminating with the 'mission' statement. He went back outside to a confused Duo.
"Heero! What the hell is going on?!!" Duo freaked.
"C'mon, baka. You're going to find out," Heero said and tugged on Duo's braid.
"Hey Hey HEY! Watch the BRAID! OMAE O KOROSU HEERO!" Duo yelped as Heero pulled on Duo's braid toward the bedroom he was staying in.
Trowa and Quatre smirked at each other as they watched a confused Duo go into the mansion. Quatre nodded towards Trowa and Trowa nodded knowingly. Trowa dashed off to find Wufei and tell him his part of the mission. Quatre then summoned some Maganacs, telling them to make sure no one disturbs Heero and Duo that night and to assist them in any way when they asked for anything.
Quatre went back into the mansion smiling brightly and thought, 'Mission accomplished!'
Heero dragged Duo into his bedroom and threw him on the bed. Heero locked the door behind him and threw the key onto the table. He advanced upon Duo like a cat upon a canary, with a hungry smirking look.
"OkokOK! What's going ON!?? Heero, that expression DOES NOT look right! You can stop walking towards me! What the hell is the mission!??" shrieked Duo.
Heero paused and pointed at the green luminating screen, Duo looked at the screen and his eyes popped. 0.0!!!! was Duo's expression.
The green screen reads: You have completed Part One of the Mission of Seducing Duo Maxwell, pilot of gundam 02, Deathscythe. *Note: We have noticed your interest in Duo, Heero, so, proceed with part two because us doctors know you better make the first move because it's driving us up the wall and that's an ORDER!
Duo sweatdropped and blushed at Heero. 'Well, like I thought before, he DOES have a nice butt...' "What was part one of the mission?" Duo asked.
"Spying on you, gathering information, the basics," Heero mumbled and advanced toward Duo.
"Oh, well, what are ya gunna do NOW, Mr. Tough Guy?" Duo smirked as he sat on the bed.
'Oh, you'll see,' Heero thought and pounced at the surprised Duo. Clothes are heard ripping and flying around the room. Duo was then spotted underneath Heero, they're both almost nude and Duo was obviously enjoying himself.
"You know, I never knew you CARED Heero," Duo chuckled as Heero ripped off the last of Duo's clothes off. Heero shut Duo up and kissed him with passion. Duo's eyes widened. Then he felt Heero's hands caressing his body, he moaned into Heero's mouth, arching his body against Heero's hands. Duo's hands shot up around Heero's neck and grabbed him down upon himself, madly kissing back. There they both madly made love and slept in each other's arms, finally finding their mate.
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~Owari~
( Yes, this fic is a weird fic now that I see what I just typed up *peers at the fanfic* Yep! ^_~ )
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