*Warning: Another argument ficcy! I guess it's an epilogue to my other fic, Chaos and Havoc. It's a PWP... and also another goofy attempt at trying to be funny... I almost succeeded... *nods knowingly*
You can e-mail rants/flames/suggestions/maybe compliments? to DeslyDuo@hotmail.com. Onegai? *big googly eyes appear on Desly's face*
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Desly: *stooped on a chair, her face luminated by the laptop's screen in front of her* .....shimatta.....
Duo: *bounces in* Hey! *sees Desly's downcast face* Desly! Why so down? *sits down beside Desly* You can tell me! Shinigami to the rescue! Err... well, you know. *grins*
Desly: *sighs* I've run out of ideas for another fic. My ideas are like diamonds. I try to catch all of them and when they're finished, I get a master piece that I wrote up. But now, I don't have any ideas. *slumps*
Duo: Huhh?? *scratches head* Well, what kind of fic did you want to write up?
Desly: *casts a weary glance at Duo* One with explicit details of shounen ai and yaoi...
Duo: *grins* Now isn't that something! *wicked grin* That's a great idea!
Desly: *makes a face* But you don't understand, I'm too pure minded...
Quatre: *jogs into the room* Hey you guys! Desly? *walks over to Desly and gives her a shake* Are you ok Desly?
Desly: *raises head and gives Quatre a bleary eye look* Does it look like I'm ok Quatre? *head falls back*
Quatre: *worried look* No, I suppose not. *brightens* I'll get you a cup of tea. I'll be right back. *runs out*
Duo: *rolls eyes* Trust Quatre to go and find an excuse to get more tea!
Trowa & Heero: *walks in as Quatre rushes out*
Trowa: *raises an eyebrow* Where is Quatre going? *eyes wander over to Quatre's butt as he runs off for tea*
Duo: *chuckles* Don't worry Trowa. Your honey will be back. He'll be back with a cup of tea for Desly here. She's down in dumps I tell you, she's probably so down, she's down in the bottom of the dumps!
Heero: *makes a face* That was lame, Duo.
Duo: *chuckles* I can't help it, Heero. Hey, can you guys help out Desly over here? *points at a slouched over Desly*
Trowa: *steps forward* What does she need help on?
Heero: Yeah.
Duo: She ran out of ideas again. *pulls a face* She wants to write up a fic with shounen ai and yaoi...
Heero & Trowa: *smirk*
Duo: ??
Quatre: *runs back in with a Victorian cup full of Jasmine Tea* Here's some Jasmine tea I had laying around. Thank goodness I had hot water on the stove already.
Duo: *face faults*
Desly: *looks wearily at Quatre and takes the tea* Arigatou Quatre. *yawns* I still need ideas for a shounen ai and yaoi fic...
Wufei: *jumps into the room with his katana swinging around and had donned a black ninja suit* Hii yaaaahh!!
Heero: *raises an eyebrow* Hn.
Trowa: *blinks*
Quatre: *blinks* Wufei? Is that You?
Black Ninja Wufei: *growling* SHHHH!! She'll hear!!!! I must leave! Departure awaits! *turns to leave but is stopped by Heero and Trowa restraining him*
Black Ninja Wufei: Kisama! *struggles* What you are doing is injustice you know! I'll have you justice martialed!
Heero & Trowa: *eyes turn into little black dots*
Desly: *blinks, then blinks again* Is that ... possible? *blinks*
Duo: *cracks up* Wu-man! Da man I've been looking for! *winks* Just stay until Desly can get an idea for a fic, ok? *scratches head* And what's the deal with the ninja outfit?
Quatre: Hai, that's a good idea Duo.
Black Ninja Wufei: *struggling and glares* Fine! But only if that woman, *points at Desly* gets an idea for a fic! *growls* What kind of freakish fic idea does she want?!! She has already tortured me enough fics already! Kisama! Lemme go!! *struggles*
Heero & Trowa: *drops Wufei*
Wufei: *plops onto the floor and mutters a string of curses that range from English, Japanese and Chinese*
Duo: Oh, nothing really, just a fic with shounen ai and some yaoi tossed on the side...
Wufei: *nose bleeds* Aaahhhhhhh! Shimatta! *runs into a bathroom and slams the door shut*
Desly: *sips some tea and looks at the bathroom door* Well, he wasn't much of use.
Wufei: *comes out of the bathroom with a towel on his nose* Damn it! *growls* OK, WOMAN, what kind of fic do you want to write up? *glares*
Duo: *makes a face* Heeeellllooo!!?? Anyone there?!! *waves hands in front of Wufei* I already told you!
Wufei: *smacks hands away* BAKA! I had a nosebleed! *glares*
Duo: *rolls eyes* Well, GEEEZ! It's YOUR damn nose so GO FIGURE!
Wufei: *getting pissed, smoke is slowly coming out of his ears* You! OMAE O KO--
Trowa: *interrupts* Before we get into a war about this, we should try to help Desly, ok?
Wufei: FINE! *crosses arms and glares*
Duo: *sticks tongue out and does a raspberry* NNNYYYYAAAHH!
Heero: ...
Quatre: Hai... so... Desly, anything else besides shounen ai and yaoi you want in this fic?
Desly: *thinks aloud* Well... I would like to try and have a more lemon like fic...
*Yellow lemons start falling out of nowhere and starts hitting everybody except Desly and Heero*
Duo: *jumps around and yiping* Eeep! *five lemons bonk off his head* ITTAAIII!!! YEEEOOOW!
Heero: *whips out a war plated helmet, then smirks and stands his ground with the war plated helmet* Hn. Always prepared for a battle...
Quatre: Oh dear... *a lemon bounces off his shoulder and he catches it* You know, I could put this in my tea. Hey, I think it'll improve the taste, don't you agree Trowa?
Trowa: *triple jumping everywhere and dodges everywhere* Sure, Quatre... *a lemon bounces off his head* Ow!
Wufei: Kisama! *slices at a lemon with his katana* Damn you lemons! *swiftly dodges three free falling lemons* This is pure injustice Desly! *two lemons hit his shoulder* K'so!
*lemons stop falling all of a sudden*
Duo: Phew! *leans on Heero's shoulder* Hey, how come you didn't give ME a helmet, Heero?
Heero: *gently taps Duo's cheek* Pockets weren't big enough...
Duo: *face faults onto Heero* Sheesh...
Wufei: *glares at the sky... or ceiling... or something* Damn it! Come back you cowardly pieces of fruit! *shakes katana at the sky/ceiling/etc*
Desly: *blinks and face faults* Oh brother.....
Quatre: *leans on Trowa and sighs* Thank goodness the lemons stopped falling, don't you agree Trowa?
Trowa: *rubs his head sorely* Hai... itai... I didn't know lemons were that bad...
Desly: *blinks* Well, also, it doesn't matter about the lime parts because I'm doing fine writing lime stuff in my fics...
*Limes start falling everywhere, still not hitting Heero or Desly*
Quatre: Itai! *limes hit his shoulder multiple times* Trowa! Are you ok? Itai! *winces*
Trowa: *pulls out a gun from somewhere and starts shooting at every lime he sees* You see... in order to eliminate obstacles, usually we must do it by force. However, one must never underestimate a gundam pilot! *starts shooting madly at all the falling limes*
Duo: *pulls out a gun and a lime bounces on his head* Itai! Arghh.... You're right, Trowa! All right now! We're gunna JUICE YOU GUYS! *starts shooting* Prepare to meet your maker!
Wufei: *glares menacingly at the free falling limes* Injustice! You stupid pieces of fruit! *shakes katana threateningly* You are cowardly pieces of fru-- *a lime falls into his mouth, angrily spits it out* THIS MEANS WAR! KIISSSAAAAMMMMAAAA!!!!! *starts swinging his sword maddeningly at every lime*
Heero: *blinks* ...... *pulls out a bazooka and aims... fires*
*Smoke clears and still, limes are falling, but more slowly*
Heero: *slightly satisfied look* Hn.
Desly: *face faults* Hmm... I thought the weather conditions for today was sunny with a chance of some shounen ai... *looks into the Daily Fan Fic Broadcast Newspaper*
Duo: *still shooting at limes* Like HEEEELLLLOOOOO Desly! *side steps a lime and shoots* That can WAIT!
Quatre: *hops around, skipping over fallen limes and dodges a lime* Desly! I hate to bother you, but we're kind of in a CRISIS!
Trowa: *triple jumps* Umph! *shoots from a kneeling position by Quatre* Watch out! *shoots at a lime by Quatre*
Quatre: *dodges* Eeep!
Wufei: *slices through five limes simultaneously* AAARRRRUUUGGGGGHHHH!!!!! WOMAN! WHAT THE HELL?! STOOOOOOPP THIS INSANITY!
Heero: *still wears war plated helmet* Hn. *pulls out a gun and sides back to back with Duo* Ready?
Duo: *backs against Heero and snuggles against him* Ready as I'll ever be Heero! *smirk* Let's get'em!
Heero & Duo: *starts shooting like a machine duo* /No pun intended.../
Desly: *peers out of the newspaper* Huh? Oh! Whoops... gomen... umm... let's see... *surveys chaotic area* Hmm... indeed... very, uh, messy. *peers down at all the lemons and limes at her waist* How do they manage to move in this deep stuff?
Wufei: *silces another lime* Messy my ASS! Woman! What the hell?! Look at all the chaos you have caused! You're a WOMAN! Therefore proving that you are weak!
Desly: *eyes turn into daggers* WHAT DID YOU SAY!?!?!?
Wufei: YOU HEARD ME WOMAN!
Desly: .... just for that... I'm gunna torture you...
Wufei: Yeah, right! *lime bounces off his head* SHITMATTA! *swings at lime*
Desly: *psychaotically laughs* Never underestimate the power of DESLY! AHAHAHAHA! I AM A FAN FIC WRITER! AHAHAHAHA!
Heero: *peers from under the helmet* I think. *pauses* The limes have stopped falling. *sheaths gun*
Duo: *sighs and tucks gun away somewhere* Uh huh. Now, let's just rest.
Trowa: *blinks cautiously under his uni-bang and puts gun away in the back pocket* They have stopped falling, Quatre.
Quatre: *cheers* Yaaaay! *drags Trowa to a table set for tea and plops a surprised Trowa on a chair next to him* Would you like sugar in your tea? Cream? Both?
Trowa: Uhh....
Wufei: *glares at the tea dining couple, then back at Desly* What is wrong with you woman!?? What have you done to them!??!
Heero: *raises an eyebrow* What does it look like? *small smirk*
Duo: *leans against Heero, head on Heero's shoulder* Yeah, whatcha think she did? Actually, I've got the feeling that we, *points at himself and Heero* might uh, heheh, 'get it on' right here and now you know. *smirk*
Desly: That's my boys! *very big smirk*
Wufei: *tinge of red appears under his nose* If... you... make.. me... bleed... you... will... SERIOUSLY PAY FOR YOUR INJUSTLY ACTS!
Desly: *shrugs* So what else is new? Anyway, I said I was going to torture you.. ahh... let's see... I could bring Trieze out...
Wufei: *enraged* YOU CRAZY WOMAN! WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOU ARE DOING?!!
Desly: *raises an eyebrow* What does it LOOK like I'm doing? Does anybody have any suggestions I could use?
Quatre: *looks up from tea table* You could strip Wufei bare of his clothes and throw him into a big pool of SAKE! *smile* And then, after a while, when he's drunk, you could pull him out and throw him into a room with lots of tropical fruits, whip cream of all flavors and lots of strip tease toys with Treize for twenty four hours! *flashes a million dollar grin*
Trowa: QUATRE! *makes a shocked face*
Duo: *shakes head in disbelief* It's always the innocent ones isn't it? Not a bad idea though... I could always try THAT on Heero. *big smile*
Heero: *nods* Uh huh.
Wufei: NNAAAAANNII?!?!?!? You've GOT to be INSANE to try that! *shakes sword* ARGH!
Desly: If I got that to happen, we'd end up with one REEEAAALLLY sore Wufei, know what I mean? *smirk*
Wufei: HENTAI!
Desly: Arigatou. Anyway, that's too... *thinks up something* normal...
Wufei: What do YOU know about being normal?!
Desly: *snorts back* A lot more than you do Mr. I'll Just Bitch About Justice To My Heart's Content!
Wufei: *glares evilly* Kisama!
Duo: *rolls eyes* That's a new one.
Heero: Hn.
Trowa: Well, at the circus, we throw pies at each other. Whip cream pies to be exact. Or whatever flavor you want.
Quatre: You know, I think I had a whip cream pie one time with some Jasmine tea. It wasn't bad really, but I think I should of had green tea instead... *thinks thoughtfully*
Wufei: *retorts* That's not torture! That's just plain ANNOYING!
Duo: Hey, it could work! Ya never know!
Desly: Uhh huh...
Heero: Wufei doesn't like women for some strange reason. Derive something from that idea.
Trowa: For starters... it's all about *in a sing song voice with accompanying music in the background* R-E-S-P-E-C-T! Find out what it means to me! R-E-S-P-E-C-T! Take care, TCB!
Quatre: *chants in the backround* Whooo hooo! Sock it to me sock it to me sock it to me sock it to me sock it to me sock it to me sock it to me sock it to me.....
Duo: That's the spirit!
Heero: *blinks shocked eyes at Trowa* He can sing?
Desly: I got it! *giggles histerically* I could get a certain WOMAN,
Wufei: *winces and mutters* There is no justice...
Desly: *continues* And get her to walk up to Wufei and throw chocolate cream pies with cherries on top at him! Then, she could drag him to a pool full of the richest sake available and strips him down to nothing! Well, he'd probably be covered with chocolate cream pies anyway...
Wufei: *shrieks* AAARRRRRGGGHHHH!!! *his nose bleeds* BAKA ONNA! *grabs a towel from somewhere and stuffs it up his nose and glares at Desly*
Desly: Plus, after she strips him bare, she could just pitch Wufei into the sake pool and sit around for a couple hours. Oh, yeah, we've got to make sure the pool doesn't have any ladders.
Duo: Yuh huh. *goofy grin*
Desly: After she sits down for a couple hours, she could drag a DRUNK Wufei out of the sake pool and make him RESPECT her. Th--
Quatre: *chants* Ooo!
Trowa: *continues singing, but not off key surprisingly* What you want!
Quatre: *chants* Ooo!
Trowa: Baby, I got!
Quatre: *chants* Ooo!
Heero: He's still singing... is this necessary for the mission? *cringe*
Duo: *grabs Heero and starts dancing* Uh huh uh huh uh huh! Oh riiiigght!
Heero: *in shock* Aaaaa
Trowa: What you need!
Quatre: *chants* Ooo!
Trowa: Do you know I got it?
Quatre: *chants* Ooo!
Trowa: All I'm askin'!
Quatre: *chants* Ooo!
Trowa: Is for a little respect when you come home!
Wufei: *mutters* That's exactly it... no repect... no justice either...
Quatre: *chants* Just a little bit!
Trowa: Hey, baby!
Quatre: *chants* Just a little bit!
Trowa: When you get home!
Desly: Ohhhh yeaaaaaaaahhh! Let's dance! Whooooooo! *grabs Wufei and dances*
Wufei: *cries out* WOMAN! *Desly twirls him* A man of my status DOES NOT dance!
Desly: *retorts* I don't dance, but I'm dancing and so are you! HA! *bumps Wufei*
Wufei: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!! *twirls again*
Heero: *is awkwardly dancing* Why am I doing this?
Duo: Because ya doing it to please me! Oooo! *shakes his hips rhythmetically* Oh yeah! I'm da man! *twirls Heero*
Heero: *psychedelic circles start to take place of his eyes* Aaaahhh.... uhhh.....
Trowa: I ain't gonna do you wrong, while you're gone! Ain't gonna do you wrong,
Quatre: *chants* Ooo!
Trowa: 'Cause I don't wanna!
Quatre: *chants* Ooo!
Desly: Ya know! *twirls Wufei around*
Wufei: *gags* Acccck! *spins*
Trowa: *drops down on one knee* All I'm askin'!
Quatre: *chants* Ooo!
Desly: I think this is torturous enough for ya Wu-man!
Wufei: *spins back* Crazy WOMAN! AND my NAME is NOT WU-MAN! DON'T TALK LIKE MAXWELL!
Trowa: Is for a little respect when you come home!
Quatre: *chants* Just a little bit!
Desly: So I'll just do what I had on my mind in some other fic! Hee hee hee! *swings Wufei*
Wufei: *spins out and back* AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! YOU HAVE NO HONOR!
Trowa: Baby!
Quatre: *chants* Just a little bit!
Trowa: When you get home!
Quatre: *chants* Just a little bit!
Duo: *spins under Heero's arms* Oh yeeaaaah! *swings back out* You're pretty good at this, Heero. We should do this more! Mmm hmm!
Heero: *slightly pale* Uhh... *spins around* ahh..... *stops spinning and Duo bends him down and brings him back up and twirls him* Daaaahhh uhhhhhuuuhhhhh.....!
Duo: *grinning* Couldn't agree with ya anymore Hee-chaaaaaan! Whooo yaaaaaah! *grinds saucily to the beat*
Heero: *cheeks flame red* Oh, yeaaaaah? *still tottering and tries to match Duo's grinding*
Desly: *whistles* Go Duo! Go Heero! Move your butts! Oh yeaaaaaah! *spins Wufei close and bounces him back* Uh huh! Oh yeah!
Wufei: *psychedelic circles appear in his eyes* Waaaaaaiiiiiii..... no justice...... pride... my clan.... Nataku..... unjustified...... actions.....
Trowa: *still singing* Yeah!
Quatre: *chants* Just a little bit!
Desly: C'mon people! Join the PAR-TAY!
Noin & Milliardo: *jumps into the dancing fray* ALL right! *starts dancing crazily*
Desly: Hey!? *swings Wufei* Where's Relena?
Relena: *flies into the room and bumps into Wufei* Ommp! Pardon me, but do you happen to know where a party is being held at here?
Wufei: DON'T BUMP INTO ME WOMAN! WHERE DO YOU THINK THE PARTY IS AT?! Gaaaaack!
Heero: *sees Relena* K'so. Look. Relena. Run.
Duo: *looks* Don't worry! Desly won't get her to dance with you!
Heero: *worried face* ....
Desly: Hey, Ms. Relena! Take Wufei! He needs a 'proper' dancing partner! *shoves Wufei into Relena*
Wufei: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!! *terrified face*
Relena: Ok. C'mon Wufei. Let's see... do you know how to do the box step? It goes one two three, one two three.... *dances off beat of the music with Wufei*
Wufei: *screams* YOU WILL PAY FOR THIS DESLY!!!!! *tries to losen hands from Relena's iron grip* NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Trowa & Quatre: *continues singing* R-E-S-P-E-C-T!
Desly: Ooo!
Trowa & Quatre: Find out what it means to me!
Desly: Ooo!
Trowa & Quatre: R-E-S-P-E-C-T!
Desly & Heero & Duo & Noin & Milliardo: *dances & waves* C'ya later!
Trowa & Quatre: *waves at readers* Take care, TCB! *music continues playing wildly in the backround*
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&*Owari*&
Lovely, wasn't it? Thank you for reading my fic and have a nice day! Remember, I like feedback! So! E-mail me! DeslyDuo@hotmail.com ^_^v Ja ne!
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