Study Shows That
Americans Are Not Wearing Enough Corporate Logos---
(New York, NY)
According to a revealing study sponsored by Tommy Hilfiger Inc., the GAP
Inc., Old Navy Inc., and about four thousand other designer clothing retailers,
including the sportsshoe industry led by Nike Inc., Americans apparently
are not wearing enough corporate logos yet. (Click
here for full story)
Major League Baseball
to Ban Latest
Performance-enhancing
Substance: Vegetables---
(Disassociated Press)
The MLB Commissioner’s Office announced Thursday that in its continuing
efforts to crack down on performance-enhancing substances, it will now
be illegal for baseball players to consume vegetables during the baseball
season. (Click here for full story)
German Forces Occupying
France Swell to 650, French Leaders On Verge of Begging For
American, British
Aid---
(Paris-stadt, Re-occupied
France) Following the sudden, decisive invasion and subsequent conquest
of the French Republic by Teutonic tourists last week, Frenchmen worldwide
are lamenting their huge, embarrassing failure to defend their nation once
again. (Click here for full story)
***WAR ALERT*** 150
German Tourists in Paris Take Over City Without Shots Fired, Again---
(Paris-stadt, Re-occupied
France) In a totally unexpected and perfect coup, middle-aged and
elderly German tourists took over the city of love without resistance armed
only with travel toothbrushes early Thursday morning. (Click
here for full story)
