Marcella- " 'As a graduate of the class of 1986, you are someone special. Remember: There is nowhere you can go that you haven't learned how to go in time.' Whatever the hell that means."
Martin- "Shred it."
Marcella- "I thought it might be good for you. Open some new accounts, network. You know."
Martin- "Don't tease me. You know what I do for a living."
Grosser- "We could be working together again. Making big money, killing important people."
Martin- "And you would be the president of this organization. Or maybe just the father figure to me."
Grosser- "Hey, if you want a father figure I'll give you a spanking."
Marcella- "I just find it amusing that you came from somewhere."
Martin- "What am I gonna say? 'I killed the president of Paraguay with a fork. How have you been?'"
Doctor Oatman- "I'm not taking notes Martin, because I'm not your doctor."
Martin- "Please don't start with that stuff again."
Doctor Oatman- "Martin, I'm emotionally involved with you."
Martin- "How are you emotionally involved with me?"
Doctor Oatman- "I'm afraid of you."
Martin- "You're afraid of me."
Doctor Oatman- "And that constitutes an emotional involvement, and it would be unethical for me to work with you under those circumstances."
Martin- "Don't you think maybe you're just upset because I told you what I do for a living and you got upset and now you're letting it interfere with our dynamic?"
Martin- "I'm very serious about this process. And I know where you live."
Doctor Oatman- "Oh, now see. That wasn't a nice thing to say. That wasn't designed to make me feel good. That's a kind of uh, not so subtle intimidation and I, uh, I get filled worth anxiety when you talk about something like that."
Martin- "Come on, come on. I was just kidding. The thought never even crossed my mind."
Doctor Oatman- "You did think of it, Martin. You thought of it and then you said it. And now I'm left with the aftermath of that thinking I've got to be creative now in a really interesting way or Martin's going to blow my brains out."
Debbie- "Hey, I know everybody's coming back to take stock of their lives. You know what I say? Leave your livestock alone. Kick back and relax, and ponder this: Where are all the good men dead- in the heart or in the head?"
Martin- "I guess you can say I went west. The way of Heratio Aljar, Davey Crocket, the Donner Party...."
Martin- "What are you doing here?"
Convenience store clerk- "I'm doing a double shift, what does it look like I'm doing?"
Martin- "You can never go home again, Oatman. But I guess you can shop there."
Martin- "How are-how are you? It's good to see you. You look great. How long's it been? Ten years? How long has it been?"
Debbie- "Since you stood me up on prom night and vanished without a word?"
Martin- "Yeah, ten years I think."
Debbie- "So what's your business?"
Martin- "Professional killer."
Debbie- "You get dental with that?"
Debbie- "If you love something set it free. If it comes back to you....well, it's broken."
Martin- "So, if I just look suspicious on your customer's property, you know, under those heightened circumstances, you have the authority to shoot me?"
Terry- "Correct."
Martin- "All right, all right. How'd you get the gig?"
Terry- "Well, you know, they were hiring. It was only a two week course."
Martin- "Well thank you for profiting from my childhood."
Martin- "I freaked out, joined the army, went into business for myself, I'm a professional killer."
Friend- "Oh, does that, do you have to do post graduate work for that or can you just jump right in?"
Amy- "Debbie, I love your show. It's so timeless."
Debbie- "Yeah, it does run a little long sometimes."
Amy- "Marvy, are you here for the reunion?"
Martin- "Sure."
Amy- "Where've you been the past ten years?"
Debbie- "Yeah, Marv, where've you been?"
Amy- "You look great."
Martin- "Thanks. I work at Kentucky Fried Chicken."
Amy- "You do not!"
Martin- "I sell biscuits and gravy all over the south land."
Martin- "Well, you don't know my cat. It's very demanding."
Debbie- "It? You don't know if it's a boy or a girl?"
Martin- "I respect it's privacy."
Marcella- "Yeah, we all have to go sometime sir, but we can choose when."
Martin- "No one chooses when."
Debbie- "Tell you what, I'll give you an answer if you give me an airplane."
Martin- "Okay."
Debbie- "Cool."
Martin- "What if your dad comes in?"
Debbie- "You can give him one too."
Debbie- "You're a f*cking psycho."
Martin- "Don't rush to judgment on something like that until all the votes are in."
Martin- "I lead a weekend men's group. We specialize in ritual killings."
Mr. Newberry- "What have you been doing with your life?"
Martin- "Professional killer."
Mr. Newberry- "Oh. Good for you. It's a growth industry."
