Lady Tina's Fortune Telling. Taylor read the sign. What the heck? It might be fun, he thought. He walked in the beaded doors into a dimly lit room. An old woman sat at the table in the center.
"Hello you must be Taylor, I have been waiting for you.
Taylor stood with a confused look on his face.
"Come sit, I will not hurt you."
Taylor sat in the chair across from who he assumed was Lady Tina.
"Now what can I do for you a palm reading maybe. No, no, I know a reading of your past life."
"Ok."
She stared at him with an almost deathly glare and then began to speak.
"In your former life you were a cheerleader, you married a man named Ronaldo, and had 25 children."
"What?But..."
"Thank you for coming your time is up little girl."
Taylor walked back out into the mall.
"A cheerleader? Wonder what I looked like in the skirt?"