"Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow." - Anon.
"Don't worry, getting eatin' by an alligator is just like going to sleep... in a blender." - Homer Simpson "Life is one big 'I dunno'." - Megan (lol Adam) "Here is the test to find whether your mission on Earth is finished: if you're alive, it isn't." - Richard Bach "Live as if your were to die tomorrow. Learn as if you were to live forever." Gandhi "In baiting a mouse-trap with cheese, always leave room for the mouse." Saki "Ballet: Men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are." - Robin Williams "You don't love a woman because she is beautiful, but she is beautiful because you love her." Anon "Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names." - John F. Kennedy "We know what happens to people who stay in the middle of the road. They get run over." - Aneurin Bevan "Love does not begin and end the way we seem to think it does. Love is a battle, love is a war; love is a growing up." - James Baldwin "If you love somebody, let them go. If they return, they were always yours. If they don't, they never were." Anon "What people really need is a good listening to." - Mary Lou Casey "Immature love says: 'I love you because I need you.' Mature love says 'I need you because I love you.'" - Erich Fromm "Britney Spears admitted she is going out with Justin Timberlake from N'Sync, and britney said that when she and Justin are together in a room, they're so comfortable that they don't need to talk. Apparently, they both just sit there and stare at her boobs." -Conan O'Brien "For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul." - Judy Garland "Shopping tip: You can get shoes for 85 cents at bowling alleys." -Al Clethen "If you judge people, you have no time to love them." - Mother Theresa "The art of love ... is largely the art of persistence." - Albert Ellis "You will find as you look back upon your life that the moments when you have truly lived are the moments when you have done things in the spirit of love." - Henry Drummond "A very small degree of hope is sufficient to cause the birth of love." Stendhal "I have said nothing because there is nothing I can say that would describe how I feel as perfectly as you deserve it." - Kyle Schmidt "To fear love is to fear life, and those who fear life are already three parts dead." - Bertrand Russell "Tell me who admires you and loves you, and I will tell you who you are." - Charles Augustin Sainte-Beauve "At the touch of love everyone becomes a poet." Plato "The only abnormality is the incapacity to love." - Anais Nin "Do all things with love." - Og Mandino "Being deeply loved by someone gives you strength; loving someone deeply gives you courage." - Lao-Tzu "The supreme happiness in life is the conviction that we are loved." - Victor Hugo "Woe to the man whose heart has not learned while young to hope, to love - and to put its trust in life." - Joseph Conrad "Everybody knows it's not how you start, it's how you finish.'' -Sammy Sosa "Those who do not do politics will be done in by politics." - French proverb "Let us leave pretty women to men without imagination." - Marcel Proust "Misery no longer loves company. Nowadays it insists on it." - Russell Baker "There is nothing final about a mistake, except its being taken as final." -Phyllis Bottome "You will never 'find' time for anything. If you want time you must make it." -Charles Buxton "If you believe that dreams can come true, be prepared for the occasional nightmare too." - French Proverb "For those of you just tuning in, everyone here is a crazy person." - Xander "What do an elephant and a grape have in common? They both have trunks, well, except for the grape." -Mike Malinin "Nothing in life is to be feared. Only to be understood." Marie Curie "Never underestimate the power of passion." Eve Sawyer "Self command is the main elegance." Ralph Waldo Emerson "Those who have faith in themselves are able to have faith in others." Erich Fromm "Make yourself necessary to someone." Ralph Waldo Emerson "Imagination is the eye of the soul." Hanna More "Hope is the denial of reality." - Anon. "Championship swimmers make excuses to train, mediocre swimmers make excuses not to train." -Some dude's profile haha "I learned that it is the weak who are cruel, and that gentleness is to be expected only from the strong." -Leo Rosten "Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless." -Mother Teresa "Can we ever have too much of a good thing?" -Miguel De Cervantes "When one door closes, another opens; but we often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door that we do not see the one which has opened for us." -Alexander Graham Bell "I never think of the future. It comes soon enough." - Albert Einstein "If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day,so I never have to live without you." - Winnie the Pooh "A porch is the only real reward you need after a long summer's day" - Shawn Sell (in USA Today) "Time is an illusion...lunchtime, doubly so." -Douglas Adams "Don't walk in front of me, I may not follow. Don't walk behind me, I may not lead. Walk beside me and be my friend." - Albert Camus. Love me when I least deserve it, because that's when I really need it. -Swedish proverb "This world is a comedy to those who think, a tragedy to those that feel." - Horace Walpole "Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy." -Groucho Marx "I hate television. I hate it as much as peanuts. But I can't stop eating peanuts." -Orson Welles "Champions keep playing until they get it right." -Billie Jean King "The difference between a successful person and others is not a lack of strength, not a lack of knowledge, but a lack of will." -Vincent Thomas "Vince" Lombardi "Curiosity is one of the permanent and certain characteristics of a vigorous mind," -Samuel Johnson "If I had to live my life over again, I'd dare to make more mistakes next time." -Nadine Stair "Nothing you do with your children is ever wasted." -Garrison Kellor "Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died." -Erma Bombeck "Computers are useless. They can only give you answers." -Pablo Picasso "Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else." -Will Rogers "Try not. Do or do not. There is no try." -Yoda "Who's more foolish? The fool, or the fool who follows him?" -Obi Wan Kenobi "Hardware: the parts of a computer that can be kicked." -Jeff Pesis "Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse." -Thomas Szasz "It's like your surfing: the wave is stronger than you. If you relax and have no fear, and you're with the flow of the wave, you can ride it. But if you try to fight it, you'll wipe out. The same wave that can be a source of pain, or a beautiful flowing grace- its all a matter of how you respond to it." -Trey Anastasio "When we long for life without difficulties, remind us that oaks grow strong in contrary winds and diamonds are made under pressure." - Peter Marshall "A dose of adversity is often as needful as a dose of medicine." - Old West Pioneer Saying "Judge your neighbor by his best moments, not his worst." - Bishop Fulton J. Sheen "If The Phone Doesn't Ring, It's Me."- Song title by Jimmy Buffet "I only like two kinds of men; domestic and foreign." - Mae West (1893 - 1980) "The most potent weapon in the hands of the oppressor is the mind of the oppressed." - Steve Biko "The universe is full of magical things, patiently waiting for our wits to grow sharper."- Eden Phillpotts "You can observe a lot by watching." - Yogi [Lawrence Peter] Berra "The future belongs to those who see possibilities before they become obvious." - John Sculley "Anything that is too stupid to be spoken is sung." -Voltaire "Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt." - Abraham Lincoln "I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body." - Winston Bennett "Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life." - Brooke Shields "Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country." - Mayor Marion Barry, Washington, DC
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