Side note: Brittany has finally quoted me here, as well as Robin.
"ARGH! Sparky just lacerated my arm!" - Robin
"It's not lying, it's leading someone astray verbally." - Father dearest
"SHH! Our fearless leader is trying to form a sentence!" - Mi papa
"Yeah, pajama pants are MUCH better than boxers" - Wombat on rock-climbing wear
"So... you paddle here often?" - Adam, one of our white water rafting guides
"Born on the ides of March under a full moon in 1983 to a fireman and a community education worker, I initially suspected that I was the reincarnation of Julius Caesar. I soon realised that this couldn't be so as the idea of conquering Europe, or even living there, didn't appeal to me in the slightest. With the exception of a passing infatuation with the music of Michael Jackson, the 7 years immediately following my birth were fairly uneventful. Then I decided I wanted to act. So I did." - Sean Biggerstaff in a short autobiography
"Watch your mouth, young man!" - Robin, yelling at Oliver Wood (while watching HPSS) when he described bludgers as "nasty little buggers"
"Well, par-lay-voos fran-says and oo-la-la!" - Bugs Bunny upon learning that he was now in Paris
"Nothing is more dangerous than an idea, when you have only one idea." - Alain
"Science Fiction is no more written for scientists than ghost stories are written for ghosts." - Brian Aldiss
"California is a fine place to live--if you happen to be an orange." - Fred Allen
"If you can't annoy somebody with what you write, I think there's little point in writing." - Kingsley Amis
"Bigamy is having one husband too many. Monogamy is the same." - Erica Jong Fear of Flying epigraph
"The Answer to the Great Question of. . . Life, the Universe and Everything. . . [is] Forty-Two." - Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
"I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate." - Dark Helmet
"Because, unlike other Robin Hoods, I can speak with an English accent." - Robin Hood from "Robin Hood: Men in Tights"
"Tra la la la la; spring is in the air, and I am a flower with nothing interesting to say." - Slim
"Hey Kermit, when will you fix the oven ok?" - Pepe
"There is a menu correction, ok? We will now be serving balogna sandwiches. . . but no bread." - Pepe
"And we will coooooome. . . . Build a jacuuuuuuzzi, and we will coooooome ok?" - Pepe
"I have some loose jello, ok?" - Pepe
"There are no teenagers in Spain!" - Kyle aka Pepe (in my Spanish class, not the muppet mentioned above)
"It struck me as pretty ridiculous to be called Mr. Darcy and to stand on your own looking snooty at a party. It's like being called Heathcliffe and insisting on spending the entire evening in the garden, shouting 'Cathy' and banging your head against a tree." - Bridget Jones
"I realize it has become too easy to find a diet to fit in with whatever you happen to feel like eating and that diets are not there to be picked and mixed but picked and stuck to, which is exactly what I shall begin to do once I've eaten this chocolate croissant." - Bridget Jones
"It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune must be in want of a wife." - Jane Austen, Pride and Prejudice
"Blitzkrieg! Stalingrad! BLITZGRAD!!" - the battlecry that resulted from a squirtgun-inspired re-enactment of WWII at Miriam's birthday party
"VOLDEMORT AND QUIRREL AND SNAPE ROCK!! Everyone else is lame and not evil." - Kaitlin's reaction after viewing HPSS
"Hayden Christensen is from my home, Vancouver, British Columbia! Just goes to show that Canadians are... um... evil... Wait a minute..." - Mutant Reviewers from Hell
"Why do I get the feeling you'll be the death of me?" - Obi Wan to Anakin in AotC
Anakin: [ being bound in chains] We decided to come and rescue you.
Obi Wan: [looking at his own chains] Good job.
"If A is a success in life, then A equals X plus Y plus Z. Work is X, Y is play, and Z is keeping you mouth shut." -Albert Einstein
"If my theory of relativity is proven correct Germany will claim me as a German and France will declare that I am a citizen of the world. Should my theory prove untrue, France will say that I am a German and Germany will declare that I am a Jew." Albert Einstein
"Asking a working writer what he thinks about critics is like asking a lamp post how it feels about dogs." -Christopher Hampton
"Message? Message? What the hell do you think I am, a bloody postman?" -Brendan Behan (an Irish dramatist when asked "What was the message of your play?")
"Only this morning, for instance, I took a wrong turning on the way to the bathroom and found myself in a beautifully proportioned room I have never seen before, containing a really rather magnificant collection of chamber pots. When I went back to investigate more closely, I discovered that the room had vanished. But I must keep an eye out for it. Possibly it is only accessible at five-thirty in the morning. Or it may only appear at the quarter moon--or when the seeker has an exceptionally full baldder." - Albus Dumbledore
'"You don't think anything that Skeeter cow--sorry, Professor," he added quickly, looking at Dumbledore. "I have gone temporarily deaf and haven't any idea what said, Harry," said Dumbledore, twiddling his thumbs and staring at the ceiling.' Taken from Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
'"Now, you two--this year, you behhave yourselves. If I get one more owl telling me you've--you've blown up a toilet or--" "Blown up a toilet? We've never blown up a toilet." "Great idea, though, thanks Mom."' - Fred, George, and Molly Weasley taken from Harry Potter and the Sorcerer`s Stone
'"Why," demanded Ron, seizing her schedule, "have you outlined all Lockhart's lessons in little hearts?"' - Taken from Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
'"Yeah, we'll call you," muttered Ron as the knight disappeared, "if we ever need someone mental."' - Ron on Sir Cadogan taken from Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
"Beware the three-prong-ed fork!" - Yours truly
"Beware the three-pornged frok!" - Robin
"Beware the three-porned frog!" - Brittany
"Beware the three-horned frog!" - Elizabeth
"Roses are red, violets are blue. I love me, and you should too!" - Delanté
"Clean, lemony - fresh revenge is mine!!!" - ZIM
"When I am an old woman I shall wear purple
With a red hat that doesn`t go, and doesn`t suit me.
And I shall spend my pension on brandy and summer gloves
And satin sandals, and say we've got no money for butter." - 'Warning' by Jenny Joseph
"When they call you articulate, that's another way of saying 'He talks good for a black guy'." - Ice - T
"The world is becoming like a lunatic asylum run by lunatics." - David Lloyd George
"When you do Shakespeare they think you must be intelligent because they think you understand what you`re saying." - Helen Mirren
"When you are a Bear of Very Little Brain, and you Think of Things, you find sometimes that a Thing which seemed Thingish inside you is quite different when it gets out into the open and has other people looking at it." - House at Pooh Corner, A. A. Milne
"I am a Bear of Very Little Brain, and long words Bother me." - Pooh
"Owl hasn`t exactly got Brain, but he Knows Things." - Winnie - the - Pooh
