Whats the meaning of sex?

Fun!
Your only ment to have sex if you love them.
Show off my skills.
Who said i was getting any?
Get a good lay.

Your at the supermarket buying condoms and the clerk stares at you with a disgusted face. Whats your reaction?

You laugh in their face.
Nothing. You pay the lady and run.
"What? You want me to come back in here pregnant?!"
Crack up laughing
"If you have a problem with me buying these I just wont use them"

What kind of foods do you like?

Fruits and veggies.
Sweets.
Anything I want at the time.
Sour foods.
Salty foods.

Your girlfriend tells you shes pregnant. You do what?

Run and never look her way again.
Faint.
Call her a hoe and claiming your not the father.
Tell her, "Awh baby! Im so happy!"
Laugh histarically. "I knew that thing wasnt big enough"

While having sex, what do you usually hear?

"Ohhh! Nooot sooo haaarrd. Ooohhh yeaahh..."
"YES! OH YES YES YES!"
Just a few moans here and there. Gotta keep it down.
"Is it in yet?"
Goddamnit.. there you go with the sex jokes. Just cuz Im not getting any.

How do you feel about sex toys?

"I AM WOMAN! FEEL MY WRATH!"
"Sticks and stones may break my bones but whips and chains excite me"
I dont need those. Im THAT DAMN GOOD!
I prefer old fashioned sex.
Holy fuck thats gross!

You find out your lover is really gay. How do you respond?

Wahoo! More fun for me!
Disgusted. You cant believe they left your package.
You say nothing hoping it wasnt you that turned them gay.
I knew the whole time.
Tell them you understand then go home and cry

Your staring in a new porn. Hows it go?

Hard, kinky, good sex! You dont care whats involved or whos involved.
Drop the clothes immediately and hop into bed.
Your just an extra. No real action. Just a few make out scenes.
You decline. Your for your baby only.
Thats fucking sick!